Facial paralysis and sugar
Chapter 15
Light rain began to fall from the sky, beating softly on the car window, gathering together bit by bit, and flowing down the river.
In the taxi, Su Han and I sat in the back seat silently. I lowered my head and played with the lychee-flavored lollipop in my hand. I didn't speak, but he held his breath, and the driver who drove the car turned out to be a man who didn't say a word, so there were three dumb gourds sitting in one car.
The car stopped at the school gate, paid the money, and Su Han and I hurried to the eaves as soon as we got out of the car.
The school gate was closed tightly as expected, Su Han communicated with the old man of the school guard through the window, the two communicated a few times, the school gate slowly opened, and also got an umbrella.
"...that's amazing." I looked at Su Han like a fool.
"It's the kindness of the uncle." Su Han said as he opened the umbrella, and then naturally took my hand, trying to pull me under the umbrella, but I broke away.
Both Su Han and I were stunned for a moment, and then the atmosphere fell into unprecedented embarrassment.
Su Han looked at me silently for a while, then smiled and said nothing.
I looked away unnaturally, as if I hadn't seen it, hesitated for a while, and obediently walked under the umbrella, muttering: "It's not a child..."
In fact, I understand that I am just afraid of being seen.
To be honest, seeing the hurt look on his paralyzed face made me feel uncomfortable, and I cursed myself for being hypocritical.
……
……
The taller Su Han held the umbrella, and the two walked on the campus road in unison. The rain slapped on the umbrella in a hurry and densely, as if urging the people under the umbrella to make some noises to cooperate with it.
"Su Han?"
Su Han stopped in his tracks and looked at the girls who were gradually walking towards them.
Holding a transparent umbrella and holding a stack of graded test papers in her hand, the girl walked over with a smile.
"The teacher asked me to hold the test paper, and I happened to see you when I was walking here. I wasn't sure it was you just now, but it really is if you look closely."
I looked at Li Jiajia complicatedly, and secretly looked at Su Han's expression, only to see that he nodded, hummed and stopped talking.
Li Jiajia seemed to be used to Su Han's indifferent attitude, and nodded accordingly, and suddenly said as if thinking of something: "By the way, I heard that you asked for leave, what's wrong?"
Hearing Li Jiajia’s question, I shook my hand hanging by my side, and imagined the current scene, Su Han and I shared an umbrella, and Li Jiajia also held an umbrella. The two sides were in a state of opposition, separated by the rain falling from the sky...important What's more, the faces of the three of us are not very good...
In other words, this is the rhythm of catching women on the spot!
In my mind, I have already begun to imagine the scene where Li Jiajia looked at me with disgust, angrily came up to tear my hair, and scolded me for being shameless...
It's a pity, but the reality is that Su Han handed me the umbrella in his hand, and I took it in a daze, and then Su Han said, "You go back to the dormitory first", then got under Li Jiajia's umbrella, and accepted the umbrella. Li Jiajia is holding an umbrella, but I can only nod my head blankly, and reply with a word like a fool...
"Oh."
Seeing the two of them leaving with an umbrella, I was stunned for a while, my face suddenly changed back and forth from red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, and I walked towards the dormitory with red eyes and big strides.
WTF!
******
Room 102.
I pushed open the door of the dormitory with a very bad expression. I thought there was no one in the dormitory, but I saw Fatty Sun lying on the bed with his back facing me, sleeping dead.
Xu heard the sound, Fatty Sun twisted his body in a daze, and looked towards me vigorously. What was strange was his red eyes.
"What's the matter with you?" Fatty Sun's voice sounded a little weak. I don't know if it was because he didn't wake up or something else.
I didn't answer Fatty Sun's question, so I sat down on the side of my bed, opposite to Fatty Sun, and asked in a muffled voice, "What's wrong with you?"
"……nothing."
I frowned, and I couldn't suppress the anger in my heart: "You have red rabbit eyes and told me it's nothing, who the fuck wrote it!"
Fatty Sun struggled to get up from the bed, and didn't feel wronged, he just opened his mouth and yelled back: "You don't have red eyes too! Who can show you the cowardly face that is about to cry!"
"Crying for you uncle! You have the guts to say it again! Who the hell is crying!" I wiped my eyes hard, and found that I was really crying, so I just covered my face and let it go.
"Look at your worthless appearance!" Fatty Sun sighed, and his tone softened a lot: "What's the matter? I heard from Zhang Xin that you were with Su Han last night, and you were...fucked?"
"Get peat! You're the only one who got fucked!"
Fatty Sun's eyes widened, as if he was too choked by me to speak.
"Fatty, what should I do, I seem to be bent..."
"...It looks like it's bent, does that mean it's already bent?" Fatty Sun asked in a black line.
I paused, nodded resignedly, and looked at Fatty Sun sitting opposite me with bitterness and hatred: "You don't despise me, do you?"
Fatty Sun shook his head and asked, "Does Su Han know?"
I rubbed my face in distress, and said decadently: "I don't know if he knows, but he probably does..."
"Then what did he say?"
I shook my head.
"Then did he ever say he likes you?"
I was taken aback, and despite being cruel, I shook my head slowly.
"Then did he break up with Li Jiajia?"
I was taken aback again, shaking my head almost in despair.
"Master, didn't say anything and didn't do anything, and just broke people?"
I looked at Fatty Sun in admiration with empty eyes, and I didn't even have the strength to complain.Indeed, when you think about it, Su Han actually didn't do anything, just give a lollipop every time they meet, and he also specifically looks for the lychee flavor...
"What do you think?"
I blinked pretending to be calm, stretched out my hand to push Fatty Sun's fat face away who didn't know when he was approaching, and os in my heart: Nima!I want to scare my father to death!
"Actually, you don't have to think too much."
"Ok?"
Fatty Sun sat back on his bed with an inscrutable smile on his face, crossed his legs and looked like a master.
"Life is alive, straight and winding, twists and turns. Many things are just temporary illusions. The misty illusions are always true and false, false and real, and people can't figure it out. If you are confused by illusions, So if you think you are sober to make a judgment, the result will change the trajectory of your life."
"Master, please be frank." I especially insisted on the word bluntly.
Seeing that I didn't buy it, Fatty Sun immediately put down his master's posture, moved his body, and said gossipingly: "That is to say, you may not actually bend, you are now equivalent to being in the middle boundary between straight and curved." In addition, I personally think that doubles are the easiest to bend, so you have to figure out what your orientation is, and now I ask you, do you like women with big breasts or women with small breasts?"
I was stunned by Fatty Sun's sudden question, but I answered honestly: "Uh... Of course it's the big breasts, but there are advantages to being small."
Fatty Sun frowned, and asked again: "Li Jiajia wants to have sex with you now. Do you want to have sex with me?"
I was shocked: "How is it possible!"
"You don't care if it's impossible for her, just say you want to do it?"
I retorted blushingly: "This is impossible!"
Fatty Sun sneered: "Not a man."
"I am grass!"
I stared wide-eyed, almost speechless, but Fatty Sun didn't give me the slightest chance, and then asked: "Su Han is going to have sex with you now, why don't you do it? Answer now, answer now, answer now! "
I was also anxious by Fatty Sun's hasty tone, I fidgeted a few times, and subconsciously replied quickly: "Who is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so who goes up and down!?"
As soon as the words came out, Fatty Sun and I were all stunned, looking at each other like idiots...
Fatty Sun's inner OS: Nima, this kid is over!
My inner OS: Nima, I'm done!
……
……
The whole dormitory fell into a stiff silence...
"Ahem... that..." Fatty Sun relaxed his body with an unnatural expression, his eyes seemed to glance around inadvertently, and in the next second he got under the sheets like he saw a ghost, leaving only a damn It turned into a chrysalis, and the whole person was shaking like chaff.
I looked at the door suspiciously, and suddenly it was like a thunderbolt...
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In the taxi, Su Han and I sat in the back seat silently. I lowered my head and played with the lychee-flavored lollipop in my hand. I didn't speak, but he held his breath, and the driver who drove the car turned out to be a man who didn't say a word, so there were three dumb gourds sitting in one car.
The car stopped at the school gate, paid the money, and Su Han and I hurried to the eaves as soon as we got out of the car.
The school gate was closed tightly as expected, Su Han communicated with the old man of the school guard through the window, the two communicated a few times, the school gate slowly opened, and also got an umbrella.
"...that's amazing." I looked at Su Han like a fool.
"It's the kindness of the uncle." Su Han said as he opened the umbrella, and then naturally took my hand, trying to pull me under the umbrella, but I broke away.
Both Su Han and I were stunned for a moment, and then the atmosphere fell into unprecedented embarrassment.
Su Han looked at me silently for a while, then smiled and said nothing.
I looked away unnaturally, as if I hadn't seen it, hesitated for a while, and obediently walked under the umbrella, muttering: "It's not a child..."
In fact, I understand that I am just afraid of being seen.
To be honest, seeing the hurt look on his paralyzed face made me feel uncomfortable, and I cursed myself for being hypocritical.
……
……
The taller Su Han held the umbrella, and the two walked on the campus road in unison. The rain slapped on the umbrella in a hurry and densely, as if urging the people under the umbrella to make some noises to cooperate with it.
"Su Han?"
Su Han stopped in his tracks and looked at the girls who were gradually walking towards them.
Holding a transparent umbrella and holding a stack of graded test papers in her hand, the girl walked over with a smile.
"The teacher asked me to hold the test paper, and I happened to see you when I was walking here. I wasn't sure it was you just now, but it really is if you look closely."
I looked at Li Jiajia complicatedly, and secretly looked at Su Han's expression, only to see that he nodded, hummed and stopped talking.
Li Jiajia seemed to be used to Su Han's indifferent attitude, and nodded accordingly, and suddenly said as if thinking of something: "By the way, I heard that you asked for leave, what's wrong?"
Hearing Li Jiajia’s question, I shook my hand hanging by my side, and imagined the current scene, Su Han and I shared an umbrella, and Li Jiajia also held an umbrella. The two sides were in a state of opposition, separated by the rain falling from the sky...important What's more, the faces of the three of us are not very good...
In other words, this is the rhythm of catching women on the spot!
In my mind, I have already begun to imagine the scene where Li Jiajia looked at me with disgust, angrily came up to tear my hair, and scolded me for being shameless...
It's a pity, but the reality is that Su Han handed me the umbrella in his hand, and I took it in a daze, and then Su Han said, "You go back to the dormitory first", then got under Li Jiajia's umbrella, and accepted the umbrella. Li Jiajia is holding an umbrella, but I can only nod my head blankly, and reply with a word like a fool...
"Oh."
Seeing the two of them leaving with an umbrella, I was stunned for a while, my face suddenly changed back and forth from red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, and I walked towards the dormitory with red eyes and big strides.
WTF!
******
Room 102.
I pushed open the door of the dormitory with a very bad expression. I thought there was no one in the dormitory, but I saw Fatty Sun lying on the bed with his back facing me, sleeping dead.
Xu heard the sound, Fatty Sun twisted his body in a daze, and looked towards me vigorously. What was strange was his red eyes.
"What's the matter with you?" Fatty Sun's voice sounded a little weak. I don't know if it was because he didn't wake up or something else.
I didn't answer Fatty Sun's question, so I sat down on the side of my bed, opposite to Fatty Sun, and asked in a muffled voice, "What's wrong with you?"
"……nothing."
I frowned, and I couldn't suppress the anger in my heart: "You have red rabbit eyes and told me it's nothing, who the fuck wrote it!"
Fatty Sun struggled to get up from the bed, and didn't feel wronged, he just opened his mouth and yelled back: "You don't have red eyes too! Who can show you the cowardly face that is about to cry!"
"Crying for you uncle! You have the guts to say it again! Who the hell is crying!" I wiped my eyes hard, and found that I was really crying, so I just covered my face and let it go.
"Look at your worthless appearance!" Fatty Sun sighed, and his tone softened a lot: "What's the matter? I heard from Zhang Xin that you were with Su Han last night, and you were...fucked?"
"Get peat! You're the only one who got fucked!"
Fatty Sun's eyes widened, as if he was too choked by me to speak.
"Fatty, what should I do, I seem to be bent..."
"...It looks like it's bent, does that mean it's already bent?" Fatty Sun asked in a black line.
I paused, nodded resignedly, and looked at Fatty Sun sitting opposite me with bitterness and hatred: "You don't despise me, do you?"
Fatty Sun shook his head and asked, "Does Su Han know?"
I rubbed my face in distress, and said decadently: "I don't know if he knows, but he probably does..."
"Then what did he say?"
I shook my head.
"Then did he ever say he likes you?"
I was taken aback, and despite being cruel, I shook my head slowly.
"Then did he break up with Li Jiajia?"
I was taken aback again, shaking my head almost in despair.
"Master, didn't say anything and didn't do anything, and just broke people?"
I looked at Fatty Sun in admiration with empty eyes, and I didn't even have the strength to complain.Indeed, when you think about it, Su Han actually didn't do anything, just give a lollipop every time they meet, and he also specifically looks for the lychee flavor...
"What do you think?"
I blinked pretending to be calm, stretched out my hand to push Fatty Sun's fat face away who didn't know when he was approaching, and os in my heart: Nima!I want to scare my father to death!
"Actually, you don't have to think too much."
"Ok?"
Fatty Sun sat back on his bed with an inscrutable smile on his face, crossed his legs and looked like a master.
"Life is alive, straight and winding, twists and turns. Many things are just temporary illusions. The misty illusions are always true and false, false and real, and people can't figure it out. If you are confused by illusions, So if you think you are sober to make a judgment, the result will change the trajectory of your life."
"Master, please be frank." I especially insisted on the word bluntly.
Seeing that I didn't buy it, Fatty Sun immediately put down his master's posture, moved his body, and said gossipingly: "That is to say, you may not actually bend, you are now equivalent to being in the middle boundary between straight and curved." In addition, I personally think that doubles are the easiest to bend, so you have to figure out what your orientation is, and now I ask you, do you like women with big breasts or women with small breasts?"
I was stunned by Fatty Sun's sudden question, but I answered honestly: "Uh... Of course it's the big breasts, but there are advantages to being small."
Fatty Sun frowned, and asked again: "Li Jiajia wants to have sex with you now. Do you want to have sex with me?"
I was shocked: "How is it possible!"
"You don't care if it's impossible for her, just say you want to do it?"
I retorted blushingly: "This is impossible!"
Fatty Sun sneered: "Not a man."
"I am grass!"
I stared wide-eyed, almost speechless, but Fatty Sun didn't give me the slightest chance, and then asked: "Su Han is going to have sex with you now, why don't you do it? Answer now, answer now, answer now! "
I was also anxious by Fatty Sun's hasty tone, I fidgeted a few times, and subconsciously replied quickly: "Who is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so who goes up and down!?"
As soon as the words came out, Fatty Sun and I were all stunned, looking at each other like idiots...
Fatty Sun's inner OS: Nima, this kid is over!
My inner OS: Nima, I'm done!
……
……
The whole dormitory fell into a stiff silence...
"Ahem... that..." Fatty Sun relaxed his body with an unnatural expression, his eyes seemed to glance around inadvertently, and in the next second he got under the sheets like he saw a ghost, leaving only a damn It turned into a chrysalis, and the whole person was shaking like chaff.
I looked at the door suspiciously, and suddenly it was like a thunderbolt...
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