The correct way to live with the Great God on the African savannah

"My dear, I'm sorry. I've been busy recently. I just finished writing two fans. Do you think this is okay?"

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"Okay. I'll discuss it with you. Can you please write the remaining 8 fans in a month? There may be changes."

How to say it is better.Chu Junxiu had a terrible headache.As a qualified nerd who has been living in the house since graduation, the difficulty in interpersonal communication and the lack of consideration of things are really killing people.

"Then you don't want it anymore? I only wrote two. The rest can be refunded."

The rich and wicked Chu Dashen thought that he could change it to other characters. It is really hard to find someone who writes so well in thin gold script, even with searchlights on, so it cannot be wasted.

"In this way, replace the remaining 8 with two. Change the wording. I want 'you little goblin' and 'sit down and move yourself'. The packaging should be navy blue and deep red. It's still thin gold. This Two will be delivered together with the two you have already written.”

Can I write chrysanthemum pine and second shot man on the back == what about morality? !What do you want so many lost fans for?Could it be that he opened a cowherd shop?Go Chinese style recently?Or run a restaurant?But this content can't be seen at all.Fang Lanqing had figured out that the other party was running a sexy photo studio.

Chu Junxiu took photos of the four fans he got and sent them to his editor.

"How is it? Does it look good?"

"It's very good. Have you discussed it with the shopkeeper? Can you ask him to write these words for you if he agrees?"

"..."

"==What do you mean by forgetting? Chu Junxiu, don't expect me to find someone to catch bugs for you next time. You can slowly change it yourself, and don't cry if you can't publish it by then.

Chu Junxiu, the king of typos, suddenly felt his eyes go dark... It is really terrible for a person with advanced hand cancer, who has never studied writing, and can't score in the first place.

"I asked him to ship it after 1 month. I like it very much and don't want to change other peripherals."

"You. You. You. Do. Make it."

Chu Junxiu could already feel the murderous intent of his editor from the screen of his mobile phone.

Or go to his store to buy more things to improve the relationship?Would it be useful to ask him not to write those words to others?The master of reflex arc, who was anxious about his IQ, began to think about the feasibility of this matter.

Half a month later, when Fang Lanqing saw the flickering Wangwang ID that made her heart run like a mud horse, she laughed wildly in her heart, to see what other nonsense the other party would come up with.

"I want 'Gongde Boundless' and 'Wan Shou Boundless', thin gold body. Packaged in light blue and lavender, please ship as soon as possible."

A lot of bullet screens flashed in Fang Lanqing's heart, such as yooooooooo!I bet a carload of cucumbers is absolutely gay!Only gays would call tiffany blue light blue, it must be covering up the real heart!Gay green and gay purple!Definitely a gift for my boyfriend!So horny!Who is the front fan for?Is it popular to send fans as tokens of love now?The cliff is 4p!Sao Nian, you have too much taste!As a homosexual, I am also willing to bow down!

Fang Lanqing was so curious that all she could figure out was her name and address.The name is clear, and there are three large characters of Chu Junxiu written on it. Not many people use their real names these days.The address was actually in the villa area next door to him.Damn it, you annoying rich second generation!The rich second generation really has no good things!No, next time I'll do the delivery myself, it's very close anyway.

Driven by curiosity, Fang Lanqing rarely procrastinated, and immediately took out the four treasures of the study, and it was done in 10 minutes.After the ink dries, I pack it and put it in the bag, and I will send it away after get off work tomorrow.

So when Chu Junxiu, who was having dinner at home at 6 o'clock, saw Fang Lanqing, who was very neatly dressed, he was stunned for a moment, and secretly looked at the other party while signing.

Although the white shirt and jeans are ordinary, it is really rare to be able to wear them with the temperament of wanting to bow down under the jeans.In such a hot day, I didn't sweat much. Does the courier now have a car in the company?Also, the sunglasses are the latest model from a family, right? The courier boy is really rich now, so it is worth thinking about whether to change careers.

Fang Lanqing was stunned when he saw Chu Junxiu who opened the door.Fuck it, is this a big reflex arc?How can they look so similar?I'm so handsome that everyone hates me!Da Da actually customized such a fan?Do other readers know?Fang Lanqing, who was immersed in the barrage and couldn't extricate himself, didn't realize whether it was a hallucination until the master said goodbye to him and closed the door.

Fang Lanqing knew that Reflex Arc was in the same city as her, but she didn't expect it to be so close.It doesn't necessarily have to be the real deity, maybe it really just looks too much like it.Fang Lanqing, who was desperately trying to build himself, naturally didn't notice that the moment he started the car, Chu Junxiu walked out of the house to take out the trash, and by the way, he looked at the courier boy who was a double master of color and art, and saw Fang Lanqing starting his own car. The champagne-colored four-lap sports car then sped away.

Fang Lanqing turned on the computer when she got home, and swiped on Weibo, "Today I saw a person who looked so much like a reflex arc that I couldn't speak clearly. I was so shocked OO"

As soon as it was sent successfully, I heard the prompt sound of Want Want. I clicked in and saw a new comment: "The owner delivered super fast, ordered yesterday and received it today. And there is a new courier boy who is beautiful and skilled. Please owner Don't change the courier company, let him deliver it next time." Five-star praise.

The store owner who saw the comments couldn't laugh or cry, so he continued to browse the Weibo that he had just finished, of course, it was mainly the master.

Universe super invincible thick and long IQ reflex arc: "A new courier boy came today, he looks too seductive. Sorry, there is no picture, let's make up your mind. The picture below is the cover of the reprint "Feng Chen" , Let everyone appreciate it first, the gift is still under consideration.”

Fang Lanqing opened the comment to read, unable to look directly at it.

"I have already made up the eighth letter of 1M."

"I beg the great god to face him."

"I wrote a lot of meat articles, but I still haven't eaten meat. Pet the hair of the great god."

"No picture to say nothing, curse you to buy expired sweets forever."

"Readers no longer worry about big meat."

"I saw the great god holding the little brother's hand, and smiled evilly. I don't want the express delivery, I only want you. Ya Die!"

"Although the writing style of elementary school students upstairs, but it is so emotional, what's the matter?"

"I can't stop thinking about it!"

"The immovable part below the neck ran for 1 hour><"

"Human flesh pile driver is very good!"

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@宇宙超级技术good IQ raises the intelligence of all human beings

@宇宙超级技术good IQ raises the intelligence of all human beings

…………You yellow and violent humans!My Weibo is not the name, you all want Aite, what do I mean? !

At this time, the penguin has begun to flash non-stop.

@宇宙超级技术good IQ raises the intelligence of all human beings

@宇宙超级技术good IQ raises the intelligence of all human beings

@宇宙超级技术good IQ raises the intelligence of all human beings

Cosmic super technology is good: "What are you doing..."

Good job: "Your house attacked and climbed the wall."

Rich and rich: "The Great God doesn't love you anymore."

Cosmic super technology is good: "The great gods don't even know me, okay?"

The Emperor's Long Gen: "So many long comments have been written in vain."

Huigen of the monk: "So many sofas have been snatched for nothing."

Cosmic super technology is good: "Is the Great God in the group? Will he see it?"

18 cm: "It's okay, he must be writing."

Hei Dong Shou: "Changed the name of a couple who is full of CP with the great god, but it can't compare to their sultry looks."

Because once the name on the penguin is too long, only the first few words will be displayed.For example, the master called the universe super invincible thick and long IQ reflex arc, only to show the universe super invincible thick.Fang Lanqing changed it to the smartness of cosmic super technology that raises the IQ of all human beings, which shows that the cosmic super technology is good.It naturally became cp.

The phantom limb is always hard: "If you pay 7 yuan, you two should get a divorce quickly. May the god find a new love."

Cosmos super technology is good: "I really want to be eligible for divorce?_?"

If you meet, you will attack: "Want to be eligible for divorce?_? +1"

If you are attacked, you will be subject to: "Eligibility for divorce?_? + phantom limb length"

Cosmic super technology is good: "...the tears came out, wipe them with morals."

The universe is super invincible: "Your integrity can wipe away your tears? It is more shattered than the sandstorm in the imperial capital."

The Great God confronted me: "The Great God actually appeared to comfort CP, tsk tsk tsk..."

The face of the great god can be seen for a lifetime: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

Great God, when will we give birth to monkeys: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

... There is no way to stay in this group!You vicious human beings!

Wangwang rang again at the right time.

"Well, can I have a discussion with you?"

"?" This God who looks like a great god is thinking of something else.Immediately had a bad feeling.

"The fan I ordered from you, can the content written on it be written only for me? I will patronize for a long time! I promise!"

Who wants your guarantee, dear == It can't be used as money.

"You mean to make those limited?"

"Yes, my friends came to ask where they bought it after seeing it? I wanted to do the same, but I didn't want to. I came up with this content."

What is inadvertent making friends? This is inadvertent making friends.So lost in content, there are people who want to do the same.But why should I be a bad guy and promise you.

Seeing that the other party had no response, Chu Junxiu became anxious.

"Think about it. The fewer things you sell, the more precious they are. Just like those big brands outside, if you make a limited edition, they will sell well. And you are custom-made here, and you don't need suggestions. It was someone else who thought it up and asked you to inscribe it. You have nothing to lose, and you haven’t posted pictures on the Internet. If I put the pictures on the Internet, I can also advertise for you. I have a lot of fans.”

What you said seems to make sense.

"I'll buy another seal, okay? Please agree QAQ"

For the sake of your resemblance to the Great God, okay.

"What do you want to engrave? How big? What shape? Just to clarify, this shop is a small business, and the stones are very common. There is no such thing as Tianhuang or chicken blood."

"Engrave the three characters of reflex arc. Don't be too big, within 2x2cm. Irregular shape. I don't pay attention to stone."

This time Fang Lan took a sip of salt soda on the screen.

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