On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

Du Yu was dumbfounded in an instant, frantically swiping the screen in his head: Hahaha... never expected, on weekdays, "I will kill you if anyone dares to mess with me" and "domineering and cool" The old Su Yue, who would accompany his sister to sit on the merry-go-round and circle around, doesn't fit his style of painting at all, okay? !Ha ha ha ha!It's enough for my sister to control me to this extent!Ha ha ha ha!

He sat on the bench happily, watching Su Ying, who looked sad, climbed off the wooden horse, and then swayed over like a walking dead.

Su Yue climbed down from the wooden horse with a paralyzed face, feeling that he was not well. With one hand, he grabbed Su Ying who was shouting for another try, and with the other hand, he grabbed Du Yu's collar, He said viciously: "Hey, God knows this matter! If you dare to let other people in the dormitory know about this matter, you will die!"

Du Yu laughed very unkindly.

Su Yue glared, and said: "Hmph, if those people in the dormitory or Song Mei know that you are wearing a 'kawaii' bear costume and wandering around the playground full of people..."

Du Yu suddenly silenced.

Su Ying stood beside him with a lollipop in her mouth, and said vaguely, "Long time no see, Du Heipi."

Du Yu: "...how do you talk, you brat, brother!"

Su Ying blinked, nodded, and said to him in the tone of a little brother calling for the boss: "Oh, brother Heipi!"

Su Yue: "..."

Du Yu: "..."

Su Yue slapped her on the forehead, dumbfounded, and said, "Who did you learn this from?"

He felt quite speechless. He had been devoting himself to teaching his younger sister to be a lady. Even if she couldn't become a lady, it would be fine to be a young lady. As a result, her younger sister grew and deviated from the growth track like a tree with a crooked neck. I can't even break it back.

Su Ying snorted twice, and said, "I always say that on TV."

Su Yue: "..."

Du Yu: "..."

Su Yue patted his head helplessly, then turned to Du Yu and asked, "What are you doing here when you have nothing to do?"

Du Yu sighed, and said: "Song Mei's birthday will be in a few days. If I want to chase her, I can't just say nothing. I want to buy her a gift but I dare not ask my father for money, so I have to come here to work part-time .”

Su Yue smiled: "I'll sell it with you?"

Du Yu glanced at him, then at Su Ying beside him who was drooling everywhere holding a lollipop, and said, "Forget it, your sister is still here, you can't let her go back first, right? You can stay with me next week." Speaking of this, Du Yu smiled maliciously, "I don't mind if you lend me some money."

Su Yue looked at his "African brother" who was out of character, bared his teeth, felt speechless, and gave him 200 yuan.

Du Yu threw himself on his shoulder: "I'm saved, let's go, Su Nanshen, let's go to dinner, I treat you, you pay!"

When he arrived at McDonald's, Fatty Su ordered a lot of things as if he had never seen anything in his life, and he didn't stop talking after the food was served. While watching her eat, Su Yue touched his wallet quietly, Worrying enough.

Hey, my dear sister, don't eat it when you are old, and think about your brother's wallet a little bit, okay?Think about your weight a little bit, too, okay?Well, even if you eat, you should eat a little more ladylike!Mr. Du Yu Du Heipi, whom you dislike the most, is still watching!Is a bite-and-a-half burger really good? ? ?After so many years of careful education, how did I finally teach you to be a foodie + fat + unlady + dead morals + ruined three views!

He pitifully hugged a hamburger that was no bigger than his palm, and watched Su Ying finish eating the entire dinner plate at a speed that surpassed the limit of human beings. He couldn't help but think, Su Ying is only eight years old. Eat a cow?

That's over, let's mourn for our wallet for 3 minutes in advance.

Du Yu was completely stunned by Fatty Su's appetite.

He was stunned for a long time, wiped the saliva from his mouth for the last time, moved to Su Yue's side, and said without fear of death: "Hey, Su Yue, your sister is going to eat you up, is your wallet okay?" I remember the last time I came to your house, your sister was not so good at eating, hey, you poor sister, not only does her face look like a pancake, she is also going to eat her own stomach into a pancake!"

Su Yue glared at him: "What the hell! You still want a sister!"

Du Yu laughed out loud.

After dinner, Du Yu continued to wear his teddy bear outfit to buy his balloons. Su Yue rode his little broken bicycle and brought his pancake sister back home happily. When he pushed the door open, he was covered by the oncoming pillow face.

Su Yue: "..." It must be the wrong way for me to push the door.

Su Ying took a peek, and whispered: "Brother, the two of them have been upgraded to the level of gentlemen who can't move their hands or speak, pay attention to dodge!"

The two gods started arguing from the moment they opened their eyes, and it escalated into a fight after returning from work. Su Yue was really impressed by the energy of these two. He grabbed the pillow with one hand and pulled Su Ying with the other, and quietly returned own house.

Then the battle between the two gods started completely.

The two of them persisted in the struggle with an astonishing spirit after working for a whole day and were exhausted to death. The two of them sat at each end, with ferocious faces, hoarse voices, and extremely loud voices. I could hear their noise, abruptly making an ordinary bickering incident between husband and wife out of level and out of style.

With their broken gong voices, they roared like two lions locked in a cage. When they got into a fierce fight, they would stand up and circle around the room. In the end, these two warriors, unprecedented in history The whole night was spent arguing who had the loudest voice.

Su Yue was sitting in the room playing games with earphones on, and Su Ying was listening to music and reading e-books with earphones on. They both amplified their voices in order to cover the noise of the two people.

Returning to real life is not much different from before. I still eat the unpalatable meals in the cafeteria every day, play games with people in the dormitory, and fight and quarrel with Du Yu.

But Su Yue began to learn to cherish.

For others, it may just be a weekend, but for Su Yue, it has been several years. Su Yue now sees everything pleasing to the eye, and even the teacher in charge told him to drink tea. He doesn't feel so painful.

That's what he thought before the head teacher spoke.

but……

Laoban has a domineering aura, a high-end pancake face with a high-end atmosphere, and a high-pitched chin. She walks around the office in [-]cm high heels, and keeps nagging: " Su Yue, you are such a big person, you are already seventeen, why do you still go to class, sleep and play after class like a child? You studied very well when you first came here, although you still sleep every day like now But the grades are also in the top ten in the class. Could it be because of the change of seats, would it be better to sleep in a different place? Well, it’s decided like this. Su Yue, you should sit by the window with Qin Xiaoman, so as not to Du Yu snored and disturbed you when you were sleeping."

Su Yue: "..." Wait, there seems to be something wrong with what you said, old class, hey!

"Hahaha, it's such a happy decision! Change seats as soon as you get back! You go~" The head teacher of the real snake mental illness waved happily.

Then, Su Yue was kicked out of the office just like that.

In fact, Su Yue would be very happy if he could stay away from Du Yu and Liu Hong, the two snake spirits, but if his new deskmate is Qin Xiaoman...

Oh, God!He would rather go back and continue the strategy game.

Qin Xiaoman is the scariest woman in the class, bar none. As the teacher's favorite little monitor, she manages the class in an orderly manner. The nemesis of all.

For three whole days, Qin Xiaoman conscientiously and conscientiously instructed Su Yue to do this and that. He was not allowed to sleep in class, and he would twist his hands as soon as he closed his eyes. Don't do homework, don't write neatly, don't bully classmates, even su yue interferes in a fight after school, it's really annoying! ! !

Today was the chemistry teacher's class again, and Su Yue was still the same as before. When Pocky Face stepped into the class door, Su Yue began to feel sleepy. When he stood still on the podium, Su Yue was already sleepy. I couldn't keep my eyes open, and when he started to give a lecture with a northeast accent, Su Yue was already snoring.

Qin Xiaoman wouldn't let him sleep, as soon as Su Yue closed his eyes, she would start stabbing him with a pen, and glaring at him as if he had committed some heinous and unforgivable crime.

Then Su Yue listened to a class helplessly, and when the get out of class was over, he was horrified to find that he understood everything! ! !

What kind of rhythm is this...

Am I going to become a top student...

Hey, I can't believe it, okay, it's not scientific at all...

When he told his friends about this matter, he got a lot of hehe.

In fact, Su Yue's grades were pretty good in the past. In the senior high school entrance examination, he got the first grade in the whole school, and he scared a lot of people by his attitude of learning to sleep in class and play after class. However, Su Yue gradually became lazy. I became a pig, and I didn't even answer the papers during the exam, and then I went from the first in the class to the last.

Why the hell do you look down on me?Facing the mocking faces handed to him by a group of cronies, Su Yue immediately became angry, and decided to make a blockbuster frighten these idiots to death.

Then in the next few days, Su Yue went to study with the mentality of scaring them to death, listening to lectures in class and going to the library after class, stunned a group of friends, teachers and students.

I don't know if it's because Su Yue finally started to listen to lectures, but Qin Xiaoman doesn't care much about him recently. Although he still squints at Su Yue every day, he no longer stabs him with his pen. The most terrifying thing is that this mother Tyrannosaurus Rex didn't know when, his speech became limp.

The original Bawanghua suddenly turned into a little white lotus, and Su Yue expressed that she couldn't accept it.

Du Yu patted him on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Oh, the squad leader, the handsome Su, won't be interested in you, will he?"

If it were someone else, maybe Su Yue would have believed Du Yu's words, but the problem is, this is Qin Xiaoman!The most vicious and fierce female man in the whole class!

Seeing that the ten days of time in this world were about to pass, Su Yue asked the teacher for a night's leave, and went home from school, hoping to see Su Ying before leaving.

Both Li Fang and Su Xu were not at home. When Su Yue went back, Su Ying was watching the anime Silver Fuck that ruined countless people's world view.

"Fuck you brat, you're ruining your three views every day! Finished your homework?" Su Yue slapped her on the forehead.

Su Ying didn't expect him to come back, she was taken aback by him, and then jumped up happily: "I've already finished writing, brother, why are you back?"

Su Yue said: "I forgot something at home, come back to pick it up, I won't go back tonight."

Su Ying happily followed him and climbed onto him: "There is still food in the kitchen! Brother, I want to ride a big horse!"

Su Yue had black lines all over his head: "You are so fat, I can't carry you on my back, come down, I'm going to starve to death."

Su Ying had no choice but to get off him reluctantly.

At night, after Su Yue coaxed Su Ying to fall asleep, she began to sit and wait for the system.

[System]: Players [The Most Handsome Nanny Hanging the Sky] get ready, the mission is about to start, the countdown is 3, 2, 1, and the teleportation starts.