When Su Yue opened his eyes, the first thing he heard was the speech of the new protagonist, Mr. Long Aotian.

Su Yue: "..." Where did this come from, you bastard!Love to fork out!Is it really okay to let such a guy save the world!

Then, while he was complaining, he caught sight of the 3D curator Mr. Jin lying on the ground not far from him.

Or different ones.

The most important thing is that Curator Jin all over the floor has words written in bold and bold next to their heads.

#Ah, I was seconded, the boss avenged me! #

#Your boss is also seconded#

#Quietly Pretend to Watch You#

#I’m just hanging like this, come hit me#

#Stupid human being, what kind of expression do you have, do you despise us bastard#

#Strength like you can’t beat me at all, let’s fight after training#

Su Yue: "..." I am desperate for this world full of mosaics, a zombie, how cute is it!Repaying the gold curator, I will sue you for piracy!

In other words, Director Jin's face is so flat, I really want to swell it up!

#On how a sword fights with the curator Jin who is full of sarcasm#

Awow, I want to complain to you, the system, when will I be able to become a human, so that although I can see things in 360 degrees without any dead ends, but... it's so itchy, hahahaha, the protagonist, don't make trouble, hurry up Throw away your rag that hasn't been washed for countless days, hey!Ha ha ha ha!

Jiabo: "..."

The system is bound to a stupid teammate, what should I do!The system asks for a change of teammate, hello!When will the task be completed in this way! ! !

<task 1>

[System]: Players are invited to [the most handsome nanny] to absorb the essence of heaven and earth when the protagonist's ability awakens, and successfully transform into a human form within three hours of the protagonist's ability awakening.

Task reward: 100 gold, open the system store, and get a complete set of [Gold Curator Emoticons].

Who the hell would want [Curator Jin's expression] Daquan (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

However, the system store or something sounds awesome ==.

At this time when the system released the task, Xu Letian had already polished his sword, jumped off the ruins, and rode on his broken suspension motorcycle.

"Let's go with a sword, our goal is the sea of ​​stars!"

Su Yue: "I'll go to your sister, the stars and the sea are so stupid! Do you have any awareness of the protagonist, bastard, do you know that you are so funny than others, bastard!"

Naturally, Xu Letian didn't know how Su Yue complained. He turned the sound on the suspension motorcycle to the maximum, not caring that the sound would attract zombies, and the deafening heavy metal rock music immediately rang through the entire street.Su Yue was hung on his waist by Xu Letian, and he was only one meter away from the speaker. He was dizzy from the noise and felt that he was not well.

Soon, the zombies following the sound began to gather around Xu Letian. Su Yue looked at the Tuzki with the face of Erkang or the cheap panda with the face of Director Jin, and the "someone" around their heads. Plant you to bite me", "I don't want you because you are too bad to eat", I feel that the whole person is not good.

I'm going to see if The Walking Dead Resident Evil is filmed like this, will anyone still watch it? Hey, this picture is so beautiful that I dare not watch it...

Xu Letian deserves to be the protagonist with golden thighs. When other survivors are still trying to find a safe place or go to the survivor base, he is alone, with a gun, riding a broken suspension motorcycle, with a subwoofer, very cool Xuan swaggered with more than a dozen "zombie brothers" and "zombie fans" from one end of the city to the other, and even prepared to go to the densely populated city of traffic jams - Guodu. His adventurous spirit is unprecedented. , so that Su Yue... cursed the idiot in his heart...

Xu Letian naturally didn't know that his sword was crazily complaining about his brain-damaged behavior. He rode his hover motorcycle and searched for supplies all over the city.

Now there may not be any living people in the city of W except him. Even if there is, they all escaped here to find the survivor base, but there are still very few supplies in the city. Being polluted, he can only go to the pure water plant to find water.

He came to the pure water plant alone, beat all the zombies inside into a sieve from the gate, and found a very clean room to rest.

After Xu Letian stayed in the water plant for a short time, this brave idealist and adventurer started to have a fever. He was in a daze, and finally put a few landmines at the door, locked the door and fell asleep.

Su Yue really has nothing to say, if you don't die, you won't die. This Mr. Xu Letian is determined to die perfectly. When two zombies broke through the barrier of the landmine and broke into him ferociously, Su Yue was anxious. It's almost crazy.

#The protagonist is about to become a snack for zombies, what should I do, I’m in a hurry, wait online_(:3ゝ∠)_#

System, come out and save the protagonist who is about to become dim sum Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ!

At the critical moment, Lord Jiabo, who became Su Yue's sword spike, finally had a role to play. He [crossed out] collected the essence of the world, the sun and the moon [crossed out], and gave the mocking face Tuzki and the newspaper face Jinguan The boss delivered a fatal blow, and the two zombies successfully rushed to the street, leaving no scum left.

Jiabo breathlessly said: "Ah, I can't do it... the attack just now exhausted all my strength, ahem, I need to recuperate for a while, while I'm not here...don't make trouble for me , Cough cough... Damn I haven't claimed my game sign-in reward yet, I have to go back and check it out!"

Su Yue: "Hey! Responsibility bastard, you just left like that! Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ just left me and left with the protagonist! Come back, we will play games tomorrow! [Erkang hand]!!!"

Jiabo left without saying a word, without looking back.

Su Yue: "..." Jiabo Curtis, your sister (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Fortunately, I don't know if it's because of the protagonist's halo, except for the two zombies who were back at the beginning, no other zombies patronize this hotel.

At the moment when the protagonist was awake, Su Yue saw countless red, blue, and white arrows swarming from all directions, and they all got into the protagonist's body. Shen Dantian, dipped in the protagonist's light, began to absorb the legendary [Essence of Heaven, Earth, Sun and Moon], and soon heard the system's prompt.

[System]: Ding——The player [the most handsome nanny] is absorbing the essence of the world, the sun and the moon, and it will be absorbed in two hours, and it will acquire the skills of [Humanization], [Rampage], and [Crit Brick] .

Su Yue: "..." What the hell _(:3ゝ∠)_ just hearing the name makes people feel like *==.

Two hours later, Su Yue completed the task.

He only heard the background sound of the system blah la la, [a sword] slowly rose into the air under Xu Letian's unbelievable gaze. With a bang, the light dissipated, and a beautiful young man in ancient costume suddenly appeared in front of him in a green shirt.

The young man held a sword tassel in his hand, his black hair was tied up by a simple wooden hairpin, and he was wearing a simple blue ancient shirt. He had handsome eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, fair skin, and a slightly thin figure. , the eyes are like midnight, pure black.

The young man was stunned, as if he hadn't understood what happened. Seeing Xu Letian's shocked gaze, he let out an "ah", and dropped the sword tassel in his hand to the ground.

Xu Letian has always been indifferent to other people, but this young man... It seems that he finds it a little cute.

"Are you... my sword?"

The above is part of Mr. Xu Letian's brain supplement provided by Mr. Jiabo Curtis.

In fact, Su Yue didn't care at all about Xu Letian, the mutated version of the snail girl [Long Sword Boy] who suddenly appeared.

"Fuck me, isn't this the one I wore in [A Drunk River and Lake Thirty Springs, How Can I Get Books and Swords to Solve the Red Dust] for n years and I was not allowed to change it [Special Clothes for Pretending to Be Beautiful in Ancient Costumes]? Damn it! Why do you still have to wear it, bastard! I protest, I strongly demand a change of clothes!"

[System] Ding——The player's request is rejected, and the system authority is insufficient.

"Your sister (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Then at this time, the protagonist had a face of "Fuck, my sword has turned into a human, what expression should I put on", and said in a trembling voice: "You...is my sword?"

No, not at all, I was just tricked into this by the system.

Su Yue's pretentious skills were automatically activated, and he said coldly: "That's right!"

The protagonist was stunned by his coldness (not really), excitedly incoherent: "Oh, my God, I didn't expect you to... oh, I mean, this is really amazing, but the TV show Zombies have become real, and you may also become a human... Sorry, I was a little too surprised, you... Now that you have become a human, you can no longer use the name [A Sword], I have A younger brother, his name is Xu Lebing, but he is... dead, and from now on... you will be my younger brother, how about I call you Xiaobing?"

Su Yue really didn't want to know what special relationship this Xiaobing had with passers-by A and Xiao B. He didn't even need to think that this must be Xiao C, so he put on a face of [Bingshan Gaocold] and said succinctly: "good."

Xu Letian over there has no idea that the young man in front of him is actually a real and funny man, and thinks that this young man is worthy of being transformed by a sword. The truth is that he has few words and is cold. He can only be seen from a distance. He is as noble as water Qinglian.

Ah, so few words and cold, can only be seen from a distance, the noble boy like a green lotus out of water is willing to become a human, it must be because I said it was too boring before, and he wanted to repay my kindness to him. So I came out to accompany me specially, oh ha ha ha ha, I am not only attractive in zombies and humans (zombies they just want to treat you for lunch, bastard (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻), I am also very attractive in non-biological attractive~

In this way, Su Yue reluctantly got a name called Xiaobing, and Xu Letian got a companion to go to the stars and seas with him.

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