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The next day, the streets and alleys were covered with notices issued by the king. People rushed to see the notices, drooling over the generous rewards.

Not far from the notice, there are two people standing next to a statue of a knight, ah, no, they are a mage and an elf. These two seem to be out of place with everything around them. Circles are drawn on the ground, and none of the passers-by who pass by does not turn their heads to take a look at this strange pair.

The mage was wearing a blue robe that didn't fit well, with a hood on his head, his face could not be seen clearly, but there was a strand of golden hair protruding from the hood. The long black knife, no matter where you look at it, that knife doesn't quite fit his style of painting.

And that Mr. Elf is even more strange. He has bronze-colored black skin and pointed ears. If it weren't for the pair of green eyes that swirled around and his long golden hair, he might be regarded as a dark elf Then he was caught, and he squatted there and used the arrows in his bow and quiver to draw circles and circles. It seemed that he was not a good elf.

A little girl was walking on the other side of her parents, but she suddenly saw Mr. Elf. She poked her head out of curiosity, and was immediately frightened by the elf's black skin.

"Wow - ah wow -" she howled at the top of her voice, and the sound of crying could not be described as resounding through the sky. The pair of parents gave the elf a hard look, and ran away with the child in their arms. The people on the side of the road They also accused him with strange eyes.

The mage kicked the elf's ass and said angrily: "Damn, can you do it! You seriously tell me this is the first child you scare away?! I'll go to you squatting in this place You have a ferocious face like a kidnapper, quickly put away your broken arrow, or the guards may come and arrest you later!!!"

The black-skinned elf threw the arrow into the quiver with a grievance on his face, and said, "I'll just squat here and provoke anyone. These children's mental capacity is too poor. This is the eighth one." It’s long enough to summon the dragon! It’s time to scare them and let them know what is truly terrible!”

Then he was kicked by the mage again.

"Shut up, you! Don't forget that we have missions!"

These two people are naturally Su Yue and Du Yu, the two ten thousand years funny comparisons.

After they came here, they found that they had been teleported together, and after the two of them checked the mission, they were speechless suddenly.

There is only one main mission in this world, but this mission is really a bit...

Wonderful!

Their task is to help the brave and the dragon pair up, so that the two of them become a pair of CP.

Su Yue has always been curious about Jiabo's brain circuit. According to the thinking of anyone who only passed the level, even if the evil dragon can't be with the evil dragon, he must be with the princess. Became a dragon and a brave man together? !He thought about it and indeed asked that question, but the reply he got almost made him spit out a mouthful of happiness.

Jiabo: "Hehehe, although I designed the plot this time, the character traits inside are all the product of the passionate cooperation between Ahua and the system boss! I still count on the frustrated princess they set up. The evil dragon fell in love with her at first sight! I almost threw up when I saw it! The protagonist should have all the best, so this big devil gave him the most powerful hero in the entire plot world, I am my own mother!"

My mother, your sister, fell (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Su Yue can't wait to slap him with a face, hehe, is there a mother like you!!! Is there any bastard!!!

Then Du Yu had a telepathic connection with him at a critical moment, (that's the function of the system's chat function!) and said: "... Anyway, he is also the character with the highest appearance rate in ordinary fairy tales, can you keep your mouth a little bit longer? Some virtue."

Under the personal guidance of his classmate Su Yue, Jiabo successfully transformed into a new generation of the big devil who complained: "Yo! I can't say anymore, that princess has a standard face of a villain cannon fodder and a rough guy, and he lost the dark chocolate Then he fished out the same skin color, his hair was curled up like a fire, and he had an eight-pack abs comparable to the Hulk. In fact, it was nothing more than that, just Occasionally, I would be startled when I saw it, and usually hurt my eyes, but every day he squeezed his throat and said in the voice of a little girl and a gentleman, "I hate it~~~~~" I can't bear it! What should I do? It is a terrible fate that makes the dragon fall in love with such a princess at first sight (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Du Yu & Su Yue: "..." Damn who designed this princess!Such a wonderful man is really a man (it doesn't matter)? !

Jiabo: "Anyway, the brave and the evil dragon must be together, you must bring them together! Even if you use the strong one, you must do it! Otherwise, we will make you never return to the present world!"

Su Yue: "...Fuck your face! It was eaten by you!"

"Hmph! You don't care about me!"

"I don't care about you at all! This task is too difficult and the concubine can't do it! How can they be together!"

Jiabo, who turned into a Suyue hood, said with a serious face: "Love knows no borders."

"No, this is not a cross-border issue, is it?! They are all broken species and transgendered!" Su Yue was going crazy.

"Eh?! It's no big deal. Not only does love know no borders, it also doesn't distinguish between gender, age, identity, and personality. It doesn't matter if you have different races. How can you fall in love with different races and genders!"

"Where did you learn your distorted outlook on life and love?"

Jiabo tilted his head innocently: "In the novel."

"Fiction... Sure enough, these unreliable scripts must be because of you!"

"Ahem, I don't care about you anymore, we must find a way to make a pair of the brave and the evil dragon! If this pair is successful, I can consider making the luck value of you and Du Yu sss~~~ Okay, Lun The family is going to the scum Tianya Mingyue Dao~~~Ash~~~"

"Grass your sister!!! What's the matter with the last network body! And Jiabo, haven't you been in Zha Jisan all the time! You agreed to take me to breastfeed you!!! By the way, I strongly demand that the system automatically Bring the game ahhhh!!!”

[System]: ... ding——, please make a choice.

1: Minesweeper

2: Stand-alone Doudizhu

3: Monopoly

4: Spider Solitaire

5: End of the World xx Knife

Absolutely five!Su Yue ordered five without hesitation.

[System]: Ding——are you sure.

.

Su Yue clicked OK again.

[System]: 100 gold has been deducted.Tianya Haha Knife has been officially downloaded to the system. The open beta of the game will be in October, and the actual time shall prevail.

ps: An activation code is required to participate in the game now, please work hard.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Your sister! You still deduct money?! The time in this world is a ghost! Fuck, this rhythm of once every ten days will come to October and I will be able to get out of it The system is good!

And... where is the activation code?

Wait, I made a big trough Tianya haha ​​the knife is a piece of wool!What kind of shocking giant pit is this special meow! ! ! ! !

[System]: Players are asked to complete the task of matching the dragon and the brave.

Task reward: 1000 gold, one activation code, one title of cross-species love facilitator, one title of matchmaker.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It's enough that everyone is so unreliable!

The two of them accepted the task with bitter faces, and then followed the system guidance to sit next to a certain signboard in the kingdom and wait for the brave to appear.

[System] Ding——Master Brave appears within ten meters of the player, please [the most handsome nanny] & [the most handsome dps you deserve] immediately go to the Brave and use the rolling and selling cute skills to seek hookup, and succeed Hook up the brave man and set foot on the road to Dragon Valley with him!

Mission rewards: 500 gold each, two bottles of IQ potion, and a [Come Hook Up] title~

What happened to that wavy line at the end?The two roared in their hearts at the same time, how cute are you!No matter how cute you are with your aesthetics, it's useless! ! !

The two looked at the legendary brave man according to the guidance of the system, and then...

[System]: Congratulations to the players [The Most Handsome Nurse Hanging the Sky] and [The Most Handsome DPS You Deserve] for being seriously injured and the title [Blood Blowing Three Shengling Sword], 23333.

Your sister, how dare you show your cuteness in front of us! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Du Yu weakly supported the base of the statue, looked at the brave man with hopelessness and despair, and said in a trembling voice, "That... is the legendary brave man..."

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