On the Importance of Tucao Emperor's Existence [Quick Transmigration]

Life in primitive society is undoubtedly very hard, as Su Yue and Du Yu can testify.

This ghost place is n thousand years away from the civilized world. People are still in the backward period when they hold turtle shells as treasures and shells as money. Although they are mammals like the human beings of later generations, these guys are inferior to modern people I don't know how many years of evolution. After observation, Su Yue found that their brains that have not undergone evolution are probably only a little stronger than gorillas.

Su Yue doesn't expect them to be able to do what high-intelligence creatures like captive animals can create words, but...

Damn, you are so meow that you invented toilet paper anyway (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ How do we people who are used to high-grade paper towels in modern toilets face your horrible inventions!!!

The system is really cheating. A roll of paper costs 499 gold coins. Su Yue has not received many side missions in the nearly eight years since he came here, and he has not received any main missions. It is estimated that the system has not started thinking about missions yet. All the gold coins he had saved were fed to the system store by him!He looked at the rolls of toilet paper marked with a sky-high price of [-] gold coins on the system store panel, and then looked at his [-] gold coin balance, deeply feeling the malice from the big universe.

System, give me a reason not to kill you! ! !

However, the system was having a good time, and obviously did not hear his resentful heartfelt voice. Su Yue sat under the tree and pulled the leaves of grass resentfully. The IQ brought to him by the IQ potion produced by the system gave him a sudden inspiration .

Damn!Cai Yuanpei can still improve papermaking techniques to make paper, labor and management should try it!At that time, I will be No.1 in papermaking in the world! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Jiabo: "..." No!That's Cai Lun, not Cai Yuanpei!Don't distort history at will!Your history teacher fainted in the toilet, okay? ! !Kneeling orz for you incompetent bastard.

Su Yue is an actionist who says let’s go, (Wait! Who is that lazy person who doesn’t even want to finish his homework and always writes on the last night of the holiday!) He spent [-] gold coins to buy it from the system. When you arrive at the [Encyclopedia of Papermaking Techniques], follow the instructions above to prepare for making paper.

This book called "Encyclopedia of Papermaking Techniques" is very thin, but its cover is very delicate, and the cover is so thick that it is not easy to damage.There was also a picture of a man in ancient clothes looking at the sky. Su Yue didn't know his name, but he always felt that this man looked like the picture next to an ancient poem in a Chinese textbook. Su Yue couldn't remember. The name of that ancient poem, I just remember that I spoofed this picture so badly.

This guy should be Cai Yuanpei, he looks really...unusual!

Jiabo: "..." It's muddy!That's Du Fu!What Cai Yuanpei!And it’s really not Cai Yuanpei but Cai Lun who improved papermaking! ! !

Su Yue opened the book and found that there were not only written explanations, but also very delicate color pictures on it.

【Encyclopedia of Papermaking】:

1. First of all, you need a container, which must be able to hold water.

Su Yue carried out a stone basin that was too heavy to die from the house, and then moved it to the small river and washed it clean.

2. Second, you need something with tiny holes to filter the water.

Su Yue went around the house twice, but couldn't find a substitute, and finally had to buy a filter from the system for 190 gold coins.

3. You need some clear and clean water.

He hurriedly ran to the small river to get some water, and boiled the water.

Su Yue turned to the fourth page with excitement.

4. You must also have a roll of toilet paper. It is recommended that you use kengsini brand.

Su Yue: "..." Wait, is there something wrong?

What is gsini?wrong!Must have... a roll of toilet paper? !

Ah, give you a roll of paper, and you tear it up and throw it in the water, and finally filter it through a gauze and put it in the sun to dry.Ding——a piece of white paper is freshly released~

I missed your sister! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I'm so meow. If I have a roll of paper, how can I go to learn the papermaking technique of Lao Shizi? You bastard! I need another roll of paper! Do you think you are in an invention and manufacturing class in elementary school?

Ah~ Give me a roll of paper, and I can change the whole world!

Change my three views of Temiao! kengsini? It is indeed a must-have product produced by the system!Even the name is so bohemian and coquettish, it's clear that they want to [destroy you]!

Su Yue felt that he was so naive that he actually believed the system's nonsense. How many times has he been tricked by the system over the years!Don't talk about ten fingers, even if his hands and toes plus Du Yu's hands and toes add up to ten or twenty... well, how many are there? Forget it, don't care about such small details. I don't know how many fingers in total. I can't even count them!

He thought that it was bad enough for him to come to this ghostly place who didn't know how many thousands of years ago, but it turned out that he turned into a female. He thought it was over, I didn't expect that I didn't have any paper to use!

You thought this was the end?Oh, how naive!The system is always wise and great. He stands arrogantly on the sky and looks at the idiots on the ground who broke their heads for a roll of toilet paper, and then gives you a stick of firewood without hesitation, turning you into an idiot. A bazooka shoots into the sky with fury!

What made Su Yue feel bad the most was that just now, he spent 190 coins to buy [Papermaking Encyclopedia], and then spent [-] coins to buy a filter screen.

Su Yue felt that he was really too young, too stupid and naive, to actually believe that there is truth, goodness and beauty in this world.

Make you stupid!He deserved to be cheated to death!

The system used 490 nine gold coins to let Su Yue understand the terrible truth of never trusting others casually. For this, Su Yue was grateful.

Su Yue said: "System! You fucking fuck me, go shi go shi go shi!!! You come out honestly and I will definitely not beat you to death, I guarantee that I will only beat you to three quarters of death!!!

The system is busy swiping the webpage to grab the game activation code, so of course there is no time for him.

Su Yue only felt that his anger was going to set his whole body on fire. His anger at this moment probably turned into a fire that could melt the glaciers in Antarctica. He slipped on the ground twice, and suddenly saw the hateful system His henchmen——Giabo Great Demon King.

Jiabo: "I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me, I say important things three times..."

Su Yue: "..."

He strode forward, pulled out Gyalpo who had turned into a grass from the ground, and held it up to his eyes.

"Can't see me, can't see me... Eh?!" Master Jiabo slowly turned his head, and met a pair of eyes full of resentment and anger.

"..." It doesn't seem too good, the system boss, please save me qaq.

System: "Go to hell with you!"

Jiabo: "..." You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable, you make trouble qaq, you promised to love me for the rest of your life, you little bitch!

Su Yue threw Jiabo onto a stone, then pulled a hemp rope to tie him firmly to the stone.

Jiabo: "Hey, what are you going to do! Are you rebelling against you! Hey, don't do this! Your sister is still waiting for you to go back to her hometown, so don't get too overwhelmed with this matter. It has nothing to do with me, it's all the system's idea, you want revenge and go to the system, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~"

Du Yu sent over with a fish: "Eh? Su Yue, what did you just throw away?"

Su Yue patted the non-existent dust on his hands, and said, "It's nothing, it's just a ball of [beep——] that's all."

Du Yu: "..." Who would believe it!It must be something amazing!Just silenced it! ! !

[System] Ding——Congratulations to the player [The Most Handsome Nanny Hanging the Sky] for losing one of the [Beep——] one, rewarding one thousand gold, and starting the main task of the system at the same time, players, please get ready, the beast tide is coming!The beast tide is coming!

Task: Ask the player to survive the beast tide and kill the No. [-] boss of the beast.

Task reward: 2000 gold, [I want to torture you to death] a primary title.

Su Yue: "..." Sure enough, Jiabo is the key to the mission, and it should have been thrown away long ago!

Du Yu: "..." What the hell are you trying to torture to death!

But now is obviously not the time to complain, and the most urgent thing to do is to think about how to survive the beast tide. The roar of wild beasts has already been heard from the gate of the tribe. Su Yue and Du Yu opened the map to locate the boss, and then prepared to start the first battle in the beastman world A boss battle.

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An unprecedented catastrophe befell this tribe in the jungle.

Countless beasts rushed out from the forest, they roared and rushed towards the tribe, swarming up and attacking the guards, those people were torn to pieces before they even had time to change into beast form.

People finally reacted, they didn't have time to think about why the beast appeared in this season, the beast had rushed into the tribe.

They must not be allowed to move forward!Every orc uttered such a cry in his heart, and further on, it was the residence of the tribe. In those fragile wooden houses, there were their weak partners and children!

The orcs turned into beasts and roared to meet the herd, and fought fiercely with the wild beasts. The females who heard the sound and ran out to check quickly left the house and retreated to the back of the tribe, and finally all gathered in the center of the tribe, some of the orcs Guarding these females, tension spread among the crowd.

Su Yue and Du Yu ran along the main road of the tribe all the way to the gate of the tribe. They could already see the dense herd of beasts, and even the splashing blood.

"Olael! Where are you taking him! Ulster is a female! It is impossible to rush to the herd to fight like you! Ulster! Are you crazy! Go to the center of the tribe! All females And the cubs are there! It's not safe here!"

Suddenly Su Yue was grabbed by someone. He looked in surprise and found that the person who grabbed him was the protagonist.

Du Yu snorted, slapped Vincent's hand away, pulled Su Yue up and ran: "Ignore him, let's continue!"

Vincent watched the two run away from him and ran towards the herd, but in desperation he stamped his feet fiercely and chased after him.

It has to be said that Vincent really didn't realize the cruelty of Su Yue's classmate. The various tasks Su Yue has completed over the years have made his force value close to max. It is a matter of minutes to torture a boss. The beast is relatively big, and to him, it is just a pile of experience points and gold coins. It is basically a one-knife-second role.

Su Yue and Du Yu rushed to the battle site, and saw the No. [-] boss who was fighting with the strongest warrior in the tribe, Bute.

Then all the orcs saw a scene that left them stunned.

I saw classmate Su Yue rushing up holding the long knife gifted by the system, chopping the beast's front paws with one knife, turning it into a three-legged wolf, and then cutting off its head with one knife.

The orcs: "..." Ah, I just had a hallucination, it must be a hallucination!It is unscientific that the wolf king who has been abusing us has been stabbed twice!

Vincent: "..." I made a big move, as expected of the female I like!It's so awesome, it's so different!That's it... qaq, are you so cruel that your mother was born!I knelt down orz.

Du Yu: "..." I haven't done it yet!I have been abused for so many years, at least let me experience the feeling of abusing others!Can't you give me the only chance! ! !

[System]: Ding——Congratulations to the player for getting the title [I'm going to torture you to death] Junior, please keep up the good work.

Task: Ask players to survive the beast tide, and form a team to kill [-] beasts.

Mission reward: [Just want to torture you to death] Intermediate level, [-] gold coins.

As soon as this task was issued, Su Yue felt that it was a good task for collecting gold coins and experience, and immediately rushed up with a smile on his face, completely ignoring the orcs behind them who were viciously impacted by the big universe and their eyeballs and jaws. .

I have to say that this system is completely different from the systems in the novels that Su Yue read before, in which he cheated his father, cheated his sister, and cheated his second cousin. Except for some places that make people angry and unreliable, it can be selected as the best of the year. The title of an excellent system, the missions it releases are simple, and it will mosaic the zombies. The bosses and mobs in the missions are also the kind that will die as soon as they are abused. Players can upgrade in minutes, which is really the conscience of the industry! ! !

Let's give Mr. System a thumbs up.

Most of the beasts who attacked the tribe were wiped out by Su Yue and Du Yu, a pair of [monster sadists] with explosive force value, and then turned into gold coins, and the few who escaped by chance also ran away. Shadow, the orcs in the tribe looked at these two guys in the pile of beast corpses with paralyzed faces, and made inhumane complaints about the looks and shapes of the beasts.

However, it is probably due to an evolutionary error. These guys' IQs are not very high, and they accepted the setting of these two people's force values ​​​​without any doubts, and within a few minutes, they laughed and hooked up with them and praised them. combat effectiveness.

Vincent: "..." Am I the only one who thinks this is unscientific (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

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After this battle, Su Yue and Du Yu have harvested countless gold coins, and they can finally use toilet paper with confidence. They can buy two rolls, one for use, and the other for playing with. .

At this time, the task of the system also came.

[System]: Please ask the player [the most handsome nanny hang Zhatian] to say to the protagonist "I don't love you, let's cancel the engagement, you are too frustrated, I like real warriors!" and explain to the protagonist what is called A true warrior who stimulates the protagonist's self-motivation.

Task reward: 500 gold, the title of [True Warrior], a set of luxurious animal skin skirts in primitive society.

Su Yue: "Σ(°△°|||)︴Wait! That's the protagonist! Hey! Tell him so directly that I don't love you, let's cancel the engagement, won't you be tortured to death! This hatred is That's right! The rhythm of being hated by the protagonist every minute!"

Jiabo who struggled to climb back: "Ha, you don't have to worry at all, your combat power is beyond the charts, okay? Even if the protagonist has the aura of the protagonist, it doesn't matter, you will always be the most awesome warrior in my heart! Go ahead Pikachu! I'm waiting for your triumphant return!"

"What is Pikachu (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Jiabo, you have completely deviated from the outline setting, okay! You should obviously say arrogantly and coolly, 'There is a big devil in everything is a small case That's it~ The protagonist tortured him to death every minute! Why is this sentence so familiar! What is this kind of speech that sounds like a two-year-old boy!"

"I don't know how many generations of the big devil is actually a * is it really okay? Is it really okay that the foundation of the demons has been in your hands for so many years! It must have been all sold by you to sell game points It’s stuck! Even if your ancestors turned into stars in the sky, they couldn’t be relieved. They would cry. Your ancestors would definitely cry. The treasures of the demon clan hugged into a ball and cried loudly!!!"

"What, what is the outline, can it be eaten? When the Creator created the creation, he just thought 'ah, there must be a protagonist, and then the protagonist comes out, ah, there must be a supporting role, and then the supporting role also comes out, ah , I don’t know what to write, I just let the protagonist make fun of it~’ That’s all, so the outline doesn’t exist at all, as for my ancestors? They have been defeated by so many brave men over the years, and they dare not be near the earth It’s been wandering, and now it’s probably floating in some unknown x river system~”

"Wait, it turns out that the Creator only thought this way when he created things? qaq, who would believe it! He must have thought this way!"

' said God!Let there be light! 'And there was light!

'God said again, there must be a protagonist! 'So there is a protagonist again!

'God also said that the protagonist must be domineering and cool, must be high-end and elegant, and must be perfect!It must be so handsome that both men and women can worship under his god-like face and rush to hug his thigh!You must have a great experience, you must be at the top of the world, and everyone who opposes him will become cannon fodder! ! ! ’ And the main character has all the above qualities.

'God said again, the protagonist must live in the best place in the world! ' And he created a world! ! !

"Hehehe, a guy like you still wants to be the protagonist? The protagonist in this world must be me, the Great Demon King! And the protagonists in those handed down masterpieces all have a face that looks like a knife, and there are a large group of girls chasing after him." Let him run, and can kill dragons and dark wizards in minutes, and most importantly! They live abroad!!! Like Iron Man Spiderman Batman Hulk! As for you? You have a full picture With the same Asian face, no car, no house, no money, crowded with 13 billion people, stand aside!"

"Even if I'm not the protagonist, it's definitely not your turn to be the idiot!!!"

"Hmph! My lord, I have the blood of the ancient European dragon, and I have a handsome face that kills many people. I was born abroad. There is a space for the main god to use. I can sleep in any corner I want. I must be the protagonist!"

Su Yue snorted and sneered: "Hey, just your old man's uneven face on the moon? Ancient dragon? Even if your ancestor is an ancient dragon, then you must be the one with genetic mutation. You didn't mutate into a dragon. The monster is a relative of his family, the main god space? This fart is not as big as our cellar! And the protagonist? Hehehe!"

Jiabo became angry immediately, and threw himself on his head, screaming, fighting with each other (==).

Du Yu, who had been watching all the time: "...Aren't they discussing the tasks issued by the system?! How did they get to the point of who is the protagonist!!! Their thoughts are too happy and active, and I can't understand them at all. What about brain circuits qaq”

Ah Hua who has undergone plastic surgery: "...don't worry, you are not alone, you and me, I think neither of us can understand."

Du Yu: "... Ah Hua, your face..."

Ah Hua [flicks her long hair and reveals her shy face]: "I used the system for plastic surgery, how is it~ am I now earth-shatteringly beautiful~"

"Ah... To be honest, you really have plastic surgery? Why do I feel that you just changed from [beep--] to [wow--], and your hair...is the princess in the last episode Your hair, right? It’s really embarrassing for you to put such a thing on your [beep——]-shaped head!"

Ah Hua: "...I have a big hole, what the hell are you talking about! So many noise cancellations must be amazing! Even though I look like this, I also have a beautiful glass heart! I will also be sad, okay! You make it clear that you are hurting me by turning around!!! qaq I don’t love you anymore! Let’s break up!!!”

"...No, I'm actually praising you." Praise that you have a powerful heart that can face your [beep——]-shaped head without changing your face, and you can show it off! 【Trust me w

"Who would believe it!!!"

Over there, the voice and Jiabo fought 81 times. Finally, Su Yue won the war with overwhelming force. He pinned Jiabo, who had turned into a giant rabbit, to the ground and tied him with a rope. tied to a tree.

Jiabo: "You are walking the dog qaq! Let go of the big devil! Otherwise I will summon a little monster qaq"

"Hehe, it's a beautiful idea! You can slip away today~"

The boss of the qaq system, I want to change my teammate, I want the kind of weakling who has the character of a little white lotus!The kind who rarely talk about it_(:3ゝ∠)_

Real life winner [System];=w=Okay, first pay 999999 gold.

Anyway, at least these two finally stopped, Su Yue held Jiabo with one hand, patted the dirt on his body with the other, and said to Du Yu with a paralyzed face: "Well, let's eat roasted rabbit tonight~ I'll go find the protagonist to complete the mission~ You can just roast this fat, fat rabbit~" He said and handed Shuan Jiabo's rope to Du Yu.

Everyone: "..." Hey!You seem to have revealed some amazing new attribute!Are you finally ready to transform into Shakes against the abuse system after being abused to death by the system! ! !

Su Yue didn't care what they thought, he hummed a little song with a happy face, and happily went to find the protagonist.

Everyone is silent.

system! ! !Please add a new singing attribute, I don't know this guy is out of tune, it's really enough!