Recently, the tribe is very lively, because the annual bonfire festival is coming.
The bonfire festival is the favorite festival of the orcs, for no other reason. On this day, all members, including adults and adult females and males, will gather together, and they will dance around the bonfire lit in the center of the tribe. A unique dance, thanks to the gift bestowed by the beast god.
Since all tribe members gather on this day, it is also a good time to find a mate.
On this day, a bonfire was lit in the center of the tribe, and the red flames could be seen from far away.
Su Yue and Du Yu sat on a big tree near the bonfire, staring at the females coming and going, looking for the most beautiful one who was close to Vincent's age.
According to the experiences of the protagonists in other stories, everything the protagonists get is the best. They have the most beautiful girls, the most powerful weapons, and the most powerful skills. Therefore, as the secondary protagonists, Vincent will definitely have the most beautiful girl.
but……
Du Yu turned his head and asked Su Yue: "According to the degree of cheating of the system, I think we should not look for the most beautiful one, but the ugliest one, or a male."
Su Yue: "...I actually think what you said is very reasonable qaq, I don't trust the system anymore_(:3ゝ∠)_"
System: "..." Hey, I really didn't cheat you this time! ! !
Jiabo & Ah Hua: "Hehehe, do you think we will believe you?!"
System: "..." It's hard for me not to cheat you, you don't believe me!He deserved to be cheated to death!
Naturally, Su Yue and Du Yu couldn't hear the aspirations of the real life winner system, and they began to turn their attention to the ugliest female in the entire tribe.
Strange to say, this ghostly place is really magical. The most beautiful female orc in the tribe can be regarded as a peerless beauty even if she goes to Bangzi Country, which is known as the holy place for plastic surgery, and the ugliest female...
Su Yue looked at the female creature standing under the tree and posing various bodybuilding moves to Du Yu with a sad expression, and fell silent.
That bold and flowing chest hair!That beautiful long hair full of messy beauty, that beautiful face like a wind goddess, that muscular body like a hippopotamus, that delicate black skin that represents the night of the jungle!
Ah, he is like the brightest star in the dark night, deeply engraved on everyone who sees him, he is so dazzling, he is so dazzling!
he is the one!that is!This year's best cosplayer xxx! He perfectly interprets an orangutan, he is exactly the same as the orangutan in both appearance and movement!Even if he stood among the orangutans, no one would be able to tell the difference!Let's applaud this most dedicated cosplayer! ! !
applaud?Drum your sister's palm (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
The difference is too big! ! !These are two completely different painting styles! The system must have left its brains at home when building this world!The system must have seriously created a few beauties first, and later felt that making beauties is too much trouble, so I just made some orangutans!Anyway, no one cares, only in this way can there be such a big difference between people in this tribe!
You come out of the system, I promise not to beat you to death!I only hit you until three-quarters of you die! ! !
However, no matter how much he roared, Su Yue couldn't change this man's fierce and wild face. With his twisted forehead, he deeply felt the malice from the universe.
No!It's not him who suffers the most!It is Vincent who is about to start a fiery love and youthful love with this Mr. Orangutan!
This Mr. Protagonist deserves to be the protagonist!He dared to sacrifice himself, for the peace of the tribe, for the peace of the world, he stood up without hesitation, and received this scourge of the world into his harem!
he!It's a real [Warrior]! ! !
As soon as Su Yue thought of Vincent, who was the protagonist but who was harder than himself, he immediately felt full of motivation!And at this moment, he saw Vincent walking towards this side with vigorous steps, that's right!His target is this Mr. Orangutan!
Jiabo: "..." No, you idiot!He is here to find you!What on earth do you think about the protagonist, how could the protagonist fall in love with this... Damn, it hurts my eyes orz, the system's aesthetics are really enough!Do you dare to make it even uglier? ! !Kneel down, okay?
Vincent had long seen Ulster sitting on a tree with Olaer and chatting intimately. He felt his heart hurt like a needle. He walked there slowly, wanting to tell Ulster His own heart, but when he saw Ulster's eyes full of coldness, he couldn't help but shrink back.
He felt very at a loss, and the female next to him kept flirting(?) at him, which made him feel even more uncomfortable, but he had already walked over, so he couldn't go back, so he had to chat with this female.
Su Yue & Du Yu: "Fuck, we're really chatting! Fuck, I'm going to fall in love soon—"
Jiabo: "..." Your brain circuit really makes me drunk, Vincent obviously loves Ulster deeply, okay, the protagonist is so pitiful.
Poor Vincent, facing the gaze of the person he likes, chatted for a long time with an ugly and very individual magnetism. When he finally got rid of the female's claws and returned to his friends, he received strange messages from all directions. The gaze of color.
Vincent: "..." Bastard!What the fuck you're falling in love with a female like that is written all over your eyes!I don't like that female, okay!My true love has always been Ulster!Take back your sympathy and disbelief!
Vincent's father: "Oh, Vincent, I know breaking off the engagement with Ulster has hit you hard, but you can't bring home such a female, I'd rather you fight for the rest of your life Bachelor qaq~”
"..." Dad, you think so too, there is no love_(:3ゝ∠)_
Su Yue saw Vincent chatting with that orangutan man for a long time, and thought that there would be some progress between the two, but the system didn't give a prompt until they finished chatting, which made him very depressed.
Isn't it the ugliest?
Jiabo: "..." No, this is probably the ugliest one within a thousand miles!How could there be something uglier!
As a result, as soon as he finished thinking this way, Jiabo was completely dumbfounded.
He has a pair of beautiful big eyes, lips like cherries, his hair is braided and hangs behind him, he flicks his loose hair, his posture is elegant and his steps are light, like a fairy who has fallen into the mortal world, attracting everyone's attention .
Everyone: "..." I finally understand what Dad and Dad mean when they say that the Bonfire Festival is not only happiness but also disaster!
Walking towards him, this guy looks a bit gender-neutral. His eyes are so big, taking up most of his face like a character in a cartoon, and his lips are as small as the little finger of the Beast God. His face, which is comparable to a washbasin, is so small that it is almost invisible. His hair is like steel needles, and was forced into braids by the owner, with the hairs blown everywhere. His steps are light, and he has a pair of palm-sized feet. Stamping a hole on the ground, he is like the baboon fairy who fell into the mortal world, making everyone look at his face with strange proportions.
Su Yue felt that the role of the system might really be to cultivate his psychological endurance. Anyway, he used to think that when he saw this face, he would definitely spit it out or spit out a mouthful of red, but now he can no longer face it. He changed his face and looked directly at the female.
Speaking of which, this should be the appearance that primitive orcs should have. Those females that made me drool when I saw them did not conform to the law of natural development at all. Darwin would definitely cry when he saw them.
Du Yu was almost blinded by Mr. Xiaofang's baboon face, and quickly turned his head to look at Su Yue, and he took a few glances before he recovered.
Isn't it really the bad taste of the system that qaq grows like this!
System: "Why do everything depend on me! No matter how naughty I am, I can only make a character like a princess! This gentleman, I borrowed it from the system next door. The treasure of the town next door! It is the wisdom product of the next door system and all the members of the next door guide for n days! Apologize to the members of the next door studio! Apologize to Mr. Baboon! Apologize to all the baboons in the world! "
Jiabo and Ahua: "Σ(°△°|||)︴next door system?! Is it the ugly god system known for its ugly comparison?! No wonder! Only the next door can do such a challenge to the limits of human beings."
Su Yue: "...So it turns out that you are not the only system combination in the world? What the hell is the Ugly God system!"
System: "That's right, there are a total of 9999999 systems with different systems in this world, each of which performs its duties and is responsible for different fields. For example, I am responsible for cultivating a great god, and the next door is responsible for cultivating an ugly god. Become a goddess, be funny, mentally ill, etc. Our systems are all in charge of a main system. It is said that this main system is the right hand of the main god in charge of all the worlds. Our system gets rewards by cultivating players~”
"...How many people have you cheated? What rewards did you get?"
"Well, I... am an intern, and you and Du Yu are the first players I'm in charge of~"
Su Yue & Du Yu "..." No wonder you are so unreliable, so you are an intern, bastard!Have you listened carefully to the vocational training class?Didn't the teacher of Jiangke University tell you not to make weird things casually! ! !
System: "... Be content, you idiot! If you are in the hands of the Ugly God System, then you must be the most shocking creature in a hundred miles around!"
"...When you said that, your image suddenly became taller in my mind_(:3ゝ∠)_"
The system snorted: "You're smart, hmph, I'll give you a hint, find the most beautiful female in the entire tribe!"
Su Yue knew that his thinking was wrong. After all, it is impossible for a handsome man like Vincent to marry an orangutan or a baboon. He must marry the most beautiful one.
He and Du Yu looked at each other, jumped down from the tree, and started wandering around the tribe looking for the most beautiful female in the tribe.
It just so happened that on this day the patriarch of a small nearby tribe brought a woman who was said to be as beautiful as a fairy to the tribe to buy tribal souvenirs. Su Yue and Du Yu walked up to the group of people wobbling.
When Su Yue saw the female, his eyes suddenly brightened.
This female looks really nice.
His good-looking is the kind of indistinguishable good-looking, with clear eyebrows, fair skin, looks like a Korean star, and a pair of dark eyes are very attractive. If this is a woman, Su Yue is probably already very happy I went up to strike up a conversation.
He poked Du Yu's back and said, "Hey, this is good, maybe this is Vincent's real son~"
Du Yu is ticklish, and he is ticklish everywhere except his face. Su Yue once said that if he hadn't been thick-skinned, even his face would be covered with itchy flesh. Mi Yuan startled the beautiful female not far away, and shrank behind the patriarch like a dodder child.
Vincent, who followed Su Yue, was immediately attracted by this female.
What to do, Vincent is very confused, I seem to be in love again_(:3ゝ∠)_
[System]: Congratulations to the players [the most handsome nanny hanging from the sky] and [the most handsome dps you deserve] for completing the task and getting a reward of 1000 gold, [the protagonist and the protagonist are absolutely true love] into one, [you didn’t discuss it if you were killed] ] A title.
Su Yue: "..." This happens every time!We succeeded in the mission without doing anything!This feeling is so frustrating_(:3ゝ∠)_.
..............................
Vincent managed to become a stalker.
After he realized that there was no relationship between himself and Ulster and he fell in love with another female named Kate, he decided to chase his beloved this time, and he began to follow Kate day after day ( Hey!), and after finding out Kate’s preferences, he began to give Kate various gifts day after day, but Kate finally lost under his gentle offensive day after day, and the two quickly They fell in love, and Su Yue and the others finally completed the first stage of the task.
But now the problem comes, Vincent is completely immersed in the gentle village, the planting technology and captive breeding technology mentioned in the script are not used at all, and he is patronizing and changing ways to please the beauties, so Su Yue and Du Yu again There is a new task, which is to replace Vincent to perform the function of imparting knowledge, and teach the primitive orcs how to plant, captivity, and build houses.
And these things, Su Yue and Du Yu, two guys who have been distracted in class for thousands of years, how could they know, so they had to spend gold coins to buy skill books from the system, and a skill book cost [-] gold coins.
The system is really trying to steal money from players for the sake of game cards_(:3ゝ∠)_
Fortunately, Su Yue and the others farmed a lot of monsters in the beast tide, and the gold coins went up to five figures every minute, which not only allowed them to add IQ to the full value to improve other attribute points, but also allowed them to have enough money to exchange the pit of the system It's really gratifying to continue cheating on the second cousin's second cousin's skill book after the dead father is over.
However, the protagonist puts the great cause of saving the world on the line to pick up girls, but the two of them are playing tricks, but they have to work hard to teach the people in the tribe to do this and that. It's really very uncomfortable!
The bonfire festival is the favorite festival of the orcs, for no other reason. On this day, all members, including adults and adult females and males, will gather together, and they will dance around the bonfire lit in the center of the tribe. A unique dance, thanks to the gift bestowed by the beast god.
Since all tribe members gather on this day, it is also a good time to find a mate.
On this day, a bonfire was lit in the center of the tribe, and the red flames could be seen from far away.
Su Yue and Du Yu sat on a big tree near the bonfire, staring at the females coming and going, looking for the most beautiful one who was close to Vincent's age.
According to the experiences of the protagonists in other stories, everything the protagonists get is the best. They have the most beautiful girls, the most powerful weapons, and the most powerful skills. Therefore, as the secondary protagonists, Vincent will definitely have the most beautiful girl.
but……
Du Yu turned his head and asked Su Yue: "According to the degree of cheating of the system, I think we should not look for the most beautiful one, but the ugliest one, or a male."
Su Yue: "...I actually think what you said is very reasonable qaq, I don't trust the system anymore_(:3ゝ∠)_"
System: "..." Hey, I really didn't cheat you this time! ! !
Jiabo & Ah Hua: "Hehehe, do you think we will believe you?!"
System: "..." It's hard for me not to cheat you, you don't believe me!He deserved to be cheated to death!
Naturally, Su Yue and Du Yu couldn't hear the aspirations of the real life winner system, and they began to turn their attention to the ugliest female in the entire tribe.
Strange to say, this ghostly place is really magical. The most beautiful female orc in the tribe can be regarded as a peerless beauty even if she goes to Bangzi Country, which is known as the holy place for plastic surgery, and the ugliest female...
Su Yue looked at the female creature standing under the tree and posing various bodybuilding moves to Du Yu with a sad expression, and fell silent.
That bold and flowing chest hair!That beautiful long hair full of messy beauty, that beautiful face like a wind goddess, that muscular body like a hippopotamus, that delicate black skin that represents the night of the jungle!
Ah, he is like the brightest star in the dark night, deeply engraved on everyone who sees him, he is so dazzling, he is so dazzling!
he is the one!that is!This year's best cosplayer xxx! He perfectly interprets an orangutan, he is exactly the same as the orangutan in both appearance and movement!Even if he stood among the orangutans, no one would be able to tell the difference!Let's applaud this most dedicated cosplayer! ! !
applaud?Drum your sister's palm (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
The difference is too big! ! !These are two completely different painting styles! The system must have left its brains at home when building this world!The system must have seriously created a few beauties first, and later felt that making beauties is too much trouble, so I just made some orangutans!Anyway, no one cares, only in this way can there be such a big difference between people in this tribe!
You come out of the system, I promise not to beat you to death!I only hit you until three-quarters of you die! ! !
However, no matter how much he roared, Su Yue couldn't change this man's fierce and wild face. With his twisted forehead, he deeply felt the malice from the universe.
No!It's not him who suffers the most!It is Vincent who is about to start a fiery love and youthful love with this Mr. Orangutan!
This Mr. Protagonist deserves to be the protagonist!He dared to sacrifice himself, for the peace of the tribe, for the peace of the world, he stood up without hesitation, and received this scourge of the world into his harem!
he!It's a real [Warrior]! ! !
As soon as Su Yue thought of Vincent, who was the protagonist but who was harder than himself, he immediately felt full of motivation!And at this moment, he saw Vincent walking towards this side with vigorous steps, that's right!His target is this Mr. Orangutan!
Jiabo: "..." No, you idiot!He is here to find you!What on earth do you think about the protagonist, how could the protagonist fall in love with this... Damn, it hurts my eyes orz, the system's aesthetics are really enough!Do you dare to make it even uglier? ! !Kneel down, okay?
Vincent had long seen Ulster sitting on a tree with Olaer and chatting intimately. He felt his heart hurt like a needle. He walked there slowly, wanting to tell Ulster His own heart, but when he saw Ulster's eyes full of coldness, he couldn't help but shrink back.
He felt very at a loss, and the female next to him kept flirting(?) at him, which made him feel even more uncomfortable, but he had already walked over, so he couldn't go back, so he had to chat with this female.
Su Yue & Du Yu: "Fuck, we're really chatting! Fuck, I'm going to fall in love soon—"
Jiabo: "..." Your brain circuit really makes me drunk, Vincent obviously loves Ulster deeply, okay, the protagonist is so pitiful.
Poor Vincent, facing the gaze of the person he likes, chatted for a long time with an ugly and very individual magnetism. When he finally got rid of the female's claws and returned to his friends, he received strange messages from all directions. The gaze of color.
Vincent: "..." Bastard!What the fuck you're falling in love with a female like that is written all over your eyes!I don't like that female, okay!My true love has always been Ulster!Take back your sympathy and disbelief!
Vincent's father: "Oh, Vincent, I know breaking off the engagement with Ulster has hit you hard, but you can't bring home such a female, I'd rather you fight for the rest of your life Bachelor qaq~”
"..." Dad, you think so too, there is no love_(:3ゝ∠)_
Su Yue saw Vincent chatting with that orangutan man for a long time, and thought that there would be some progress between the two, but the system didn't give a prompt until they finished chatting, which made him very depressed.
Isn't it the ugliest?
Jiabo: "..." No, this is probably the ugliest one within a thousand miles!How could there be something uglier!
As a result, as soon as he finished thinking this way, Jiabo was completely dumbfounded.
He has a pair of beautiful big eyes, lips like cherries, his hair is braided and hangs behind him, he flicks his loose hair, his posture is elegant and his steps are light, like a fairy who has fallen into the mortal world, attracting everyone's attention .
Everyone: "..." I finally understand what Dad and Dad mean when they say that the Bonfire Festival is not only happiness but also disaster!
Walking towards him, this guy looks a bit gender-neutral. His eyes are so big, taking up most of his face like a character in a cartoon, and his lips are as small as the little finger of the Beast God. His face, which is comparable to a washbasin, is so small that it is almost invisible. His hair is like steel needles, and was forced into braids by the owner, with the hairs blown everywhere. His steps are light, and he has a pair of palm-sized feet. Stamping a hole on the ground, he is like the baboon fairy who fell into the mortal world, making everyone look at his face with strange proportions.
Su Yue felt that the role of the system might really be to cultivate his psychological endurance. Anyway, he used to think that when he saw this face, he would definitely spit it out or spit out a mouthful of red, but now he can no longer face it. He changed his face and looked directly at the female.
Speaking of which, this should be the appearance that primitive orcs should have. Those females that made me drool when I saw them did not conform to the law of natural development at all. Darwin would definitely cry when he saw them.
Du Yu was almost blinded by Mr. Xiaofang's baboon face, and quickly turned his head to look at Su Yue, and he took a few glances before he recovered.
Isn't it really the bad taste of the system that qaq grows like this!
System: "Why do everything depend on me! No matter how naughty I am, I can only make a character like a princess! This gentleman, I borrowed it from the system next door. The treasure of the town next door! It is the wisdom product of the next door system and all the members of the next door guide for n days! Apologize to the members of the next door studio! Apologize to Mr. Baboon! Apologize to all the baboons in the world! "
Jiabo and Ahua: "Σ(°△°|||)︴next door system?! Is it the ugly god system known for its ugly comparison?! No wonder! Only the next door can do such a challenge to the limits of human beings."
Su Yue: "...So it turns out that you are not the only system combination in the world? What the hell is the Ugly God system!"
System: "That's right, there are a total of 9999999 systems with different systems in this world, each of which performs its duties and is responsible for different fields. For example, I am responsible for cultivating a great god, and the next door is responsible for cultivating an ugly god. Become a goddess, be funny, mentally ill, etc. Our systems are all in charge of a main system. It is said that this main system is the right hand of the main god in charge of all the worlds. Our system gets rewards by cultivating players~”
"...How many people have you cheated? What rewards did you get?"
"Well, I... am an intern, and you and Du Yu are the first players I'm in charge of~"
Su Yue & Du Yu "..." No wonder you are so unreliable, so you are an intern, bastard!Have you listened carefully to the vocational training class?Didn't the teacher of Jiangke University tell you not to make weird things casually! ! !
System: "... Be content, you idiot! If you are in the hands of the Ugly God System, then you must be the most shocking creature in a hundred miles around!"
"...When you said that, your image suddenly became taller in my mind_(:3ゝ∠)_"
The system snorted: "You're smart, hmph, I'll give you a hint, find the most beautiful female in the entire tribe!"
Su Yue knew that his thinking was wrong. After all, it is impossible for a handsome man like Vincent to marry an orangutan or a baboon. He must marry the most beautiful one.
He and Du Yu looked at each other, jumped down from the tree, and started wandering around the tribe looking for the most beautiful female in the tribe.
It just so happened that on this day the patriarch of a small nearby tribe brought a woman who was said to be as beautiful as a fairy to the tribe to buy tribal souvenirs. Su Yue and Du Yu walked up to the group of people wobbling.
When Su Yue saw the female, his eyes suddenly brightened.
This female looks really nice.
His good-looking is the kind of indistinguishable good-looking, with clear eyebrows, fair skin, looks like a Korean star, and a pair of dark eyes are very attractive. If this is a woman, Su Yue is probably already very happy I went up to strike up a conversation.
He poked Du Yu's back and said, "Hey, this is good, maybe this is Vincent's real son~"
Du Yu is ticklish, and he is ticklish everywhere except his face. Su Yue once said that if he hadn't been thick-skinned, even his face would be covered with itchy flesh. Mi Yuan startled the beautiful female not far away, and shrank behind the patriarch like a dodder child.
Vincent, who followed Su Yue, was immediately attracted by this female.
What to do, Vincent is very confused, I seem to be in love again_(:3ゝ∠)_
[System]: Congratulations to the players [the most handsome nanny hanging from the sky] and [the most handsome dps you deserve] for completing the task and getting a reward of 1000 gold, [the protagonist and the protagonist are absolutely true love] into one, [you didn’t discuss it if you were killed] ] A title.
Su Yue: "..." This happens every time!We succeeded in the mission without doing anything!This feeling is so frustrating_(:3ゝ∠)_.
..............................
Vincent managed to become a stalker.
After he realized that there was no relationship between himself and Ulster and he fell in love with another female named Kate, he decided to chase his beloved this time, and he began to follow Kate day after day ( Hey!), and after finding out Kate’s preferences, he began to give Kate various gifts day after day, but Kate finally lost under his gentle offensive day after day, and the two quickly They fell in love, and Su Yue and the others finally completed the first stage of the task.
But now the problem comes, Vincent is completely immersed in the gentle village, the planting technology and captive breeding technology mentioned in the script are not used at all, and he is patronizing and changing ways to please the beauties, so Su Yue and Du Yu again There is a new task, which is to replace Vincent to perform the function of imparting knowledge, and teach the primitive orcs how to plant, captivity, and build houses.
And these things, Su Yue and Du Yu, two guys who have been distracted in class for thousands of years, how could they know, so they had to spend gold coins to buy skill books from the system, and a skill book cost [-] gold coins.
The system is really trying to steal money from players for the sake of game cards_(:3ゝ∠)_
Fortunately, Su Yue and the others farmed a lot of monsters in the beast tide, and the gold coins went up to five figures every minute, which not only allowed them to add IQ to the full value to improve other attribute points, but also allowed them to have enough money to exchange the pit of the system It's really gratifying to continue cheating on the second cousin's second cousin's skill book after the dead father is over.
However, the protagonist puts the great cause of saving the world on the line to pick up girls, but the two of them are playing tricks, but they have to work hard to teach the people in the tribe to do this and that. It's really very uncomfortable!
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