When Su Yue regained consciousness, he found that he was in a strange room at the moment. This room looked like a big greenhouse, filled with various plants, but those plants were not precious flowers and plants, but A bunch of withered yellow and thin weeds.

It would be nothing if only these, but what is shocking is that these weeds grow very tall, and there is a huge iron object floating in front of the eyes. There are many small holes in the iron bump, and there are streams of water gushing out of it. out, poured water from the sky all over his head and face.

What is this scenario? !Su Yue was confused. He tried to move his body, but found that his feet seemed to be fixed by something, and he couldn't move at all.

He lowered his head to look at it blankly, but when he saw it clearly, he was suddenly dumbfounded.

What he saw was not his long legs, but a thin green branch.

Su Yue: "..." What the hell have I become? !plant? !a grass? !

He quickly looked around, only to find that there was another plant not far from him, a... black plant.

Su Yue: "..." Du Yu mud!Turn into plants with black skin? !Do you want to hang like this!

Then he heard Du Yu's voice coming through the chat system: "Damn it! Why am I still black-skinned after turning into a plant! This is unscientific! And I'm actually not that dark! I really have wheat-colored skin! "

Su Yue: "..." Hehe, so what if you have wheat-colored skin, can you turn into a yellow grass? !

He stopped looking at the weird black plant, and turned his head to look around. He looked up the big iron pot that watered him, and saw Xu Letian without any surprise.

He didn't know that it had been a few years since he left here, but it didn't look too long, because Xu Letian didn't seem to have aged at all, but had become more mature, with more vicissitudes in his eyebrows and eyes.

He patiently watered Su Yue, and then went to water Du Yu. After watering, he put the kettle aside, took out his pocket, and took out something.

That thing is really a bit big for the current Su Yue, and he didn't realize what it was for a while, but then Xu Letian fiddled with it a few times, and the thing started to play deafening heavy metal music.

Su Yue: "..." Hey, you actually listened to heavy metal for a group of flowers and plants!What is the intention!Come from the truth!

Of course Xu Letian couldn't tell him the truth, so he put the player on a wooden shelf not far from Su Yue, then turned and walked away.

Su Yue: "...Hey, don't go!"

Xu Letian paused, turned around, and looked around suspiciously.

Just now... It seems that someone is talking to him, but there is obviously no one else here except him...

Is it...

Ghost? ! ? ! ?

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Xu Letian was frightened for a moment. Although he is a true warrior who can play Dota, slap, slap, torture zombies, and is brain-dead, he has a weakness as a true warrior, that is, he is afraid of ghosts. It's all Mr. Xu's fault. When he was a child, Mr. Xu loved to tell Xu Letian stories about ghosts blowing out lanterns when he had nothing to do.

When Xu Letian thought that there would be ghosts here, his legs trembled and his face turned pale with fright. His whole body was in a bad state. His body was stiff and he dared not move. He wanted to go back to see what was going on, but he remembered what his grandfather said Don't look back when you meet a ghost, so the whole person froze in place.

qaq Ma Ma, what should I do if I encounter a ghost...

Seeing that Xu Letian stopped, Su Yue felt that he might have heard his own voice, so he shouted again: "Xu Letian!"

qvq ghost called my name! ! !

Xu Letian wanted to escape, but he couldn't move his legs at all, so he froze on the spot in a very strange posture. He wiped the sweat from his forehead, and felt that he was a grand old man, a zombie It's a bit embarrassing for a real guy who kneels down when he sees him to be so afraid of ghosts. In addition, he felt that his combat power was beyond the limit, and he might be able to fight Mr. Ghost for 49 rounds, so he stiffened his neck and slowly pretended to go , See where the ghosts and gods called him.

In the end, there was nothing but pots of weeds behind him, no grinning ghosts or zombies.

Hmm... Could it be the snail girl?No, snail boy?Ah yes it must be so!I do my best to take care of these weeds, maybe there will be a snail boy like Xiaobing!

Thinking of this, Xu Letian was no longer afraid, and walked towards the source of the sound.

Su Yue trampled over to his side, suddenly felt that something was going on, and hurriedly shouted: "Xu Letian! Cool love to turn off the music, this sound is too magical, I can't stand it!"

Du Yu & Jiabo & Ahua: "..." I'm so scared, is this the time to say this? !Shouldn’t it be two teary-eyed shouts ‘Xu Letian~~~I’m Xiaobing~~~I’m the one who’s been waiting for a thousand years…cough cough, I’m the Xiaobing who really [sword] turned into~~~ 'What? !

Xu Letian turned off the music as instructed by the voice, and asked, "Who are you? Where are you?" Then he waited anxiously for the appearance of the snail boy.

Su Yue felt that according to the system's cheating index and cheating money index, he probably wouldn't be able to become a human in this world, but he didn't want to stay in this ghostly place forever, so he said: "Xu Letian, I'm Xiaobing, I It's turned into a grass, um...it's the one in front of you."

Xu Letian froze in place when he heard this.

Xiaobing?Xiaobing...is back? !fifteen hair loss

Su Yue made up a random theory, saying that his eyes turned from a sword to a grass when he closed his eyes, and he also had an extra companion. Xu Letian didn't know if he was really stupid or fake, but he was stupid anyway. I wrote the letter, and cried for a long time holding Su Ying's flower pot, from the food at the base to Li Xiaoxiao's incompatibility with him, and even complained about the fact that the zombies are too stupid to always bump into the muzzle of the gun After talking for a long time, Su Yue was drowsy and fell asleep several times on the way. Du Yu, who was watching on the sidelines, was even more dumbfounded. He couldn't believe that the protagonist in the legend was such a chatterbox. The image was completely ruined by the plot and character settings.

Four hours later, Xu Letian walked out of the room with two pots of weeds in his arms, his face changed from the usual coldness, with a smile like a spring breeze.

Everyone else in the base was stunned. In their impression, Xu Letian was a high-cold chivalrous man who pretended to be full of skills. He had never smiled as silly as he is now, as if he picked up a dime on the side of the road. In the same way, they got together and discussed what happened to Xu Letian.

Dragon set No. 1 slapped his thigh: "Could it be..."

Dragon sets 2, 3, 4, and 5: "Could it be?"

Dragon set No. 1 grinned, and laughed like a second: "Sister Xiao and Xu Letian are well-known happy friends in the base. These two must have discovered each other's goodness through mutual dislike, so as to clear up their previous suspicions and look at each other's bastards." Mung Dou got it right, and then he was thrown down by Sister Xiao!"

No. 2 slapped him on the head: "Stupid! How can you do this successfully after being thrown down? He must be the one who threw Sister Xiao down!"

No. 3 shook his head with an inscrutable face: "No! What you said is wrong! Look at Xu Letian holding two pots of grass, one of which is actually black! Could this be the legendary poisonous weed?! It must be Xu Letian Researched the poisonous weed! And plan to use this to deal with Miss Xiao!"

The three of them each expressed their own opinions, and they all felt that what they said was the most correct, so they turned their heads and asked No. 4: "No. [-]! What do you think!"

Number Four yawned, and said lazily, "Isn't this Xu Letian a grass lover?"

Number one two three: "..." Damn it!What he said was so reasonable that we had nothing to say!

Xu Letian and others passing by: "..." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Brain tonic is a disease! Love to take medicine!

Well, no matter what, Xu Letian found his [a sword], and Su Yue and Du Yu also came out of the house full of weeds.

………………

Su Yue and Du Yu turned into two grasses, which were usually placed on the window sill of Xu Letian's house. Xu Letian didn't know what to do every day, and he didn't have time to chat with them, so the two had to stare at Xiaocao every day. Basking in the sun while bickering and complaining to each other.

If there is anything wrong with such a day, Su Yue feels that, except that Du Yu has become a little strange, everything is perfect, there is no need to go to class, no need to listen to Li Fang and Su Xu's quarrel, and there is no need to worry about eating instant noodles every day or just eating instant noodles Good and tangled.

That's right, Du Yu has become very strange.

Su Yue found that Du Yu hadn't spoken harshly to himself for a long time. Although he was still a funny guy, he became a little taciturn and always seemed to be looking at himself. Well, is there a grass? Eyes, but Su Yue just felt that Du Yu was looking at him. He felt extremely awkward about it, but he couldn't explain why he felt awkward.

The life of being a grass is really boring, Su Yue can only rely on complaining about the system, complaining about Jiabo, complaining about Du Yu, and recalling the past, and this memory reminds him of many things that are hidden in his memory old things.

For example, the first meeting between him and Du Yu, such as the past between him and Du Yu.

At that time, the two of them were four or five-year-old little Maomao, who stood up to the height of a table. Su Yue had already shown his amazing fighting talent at that time, and he could beat each other to the ground when fighting with first- and second-grade children.

At that time, Li Fang was still concerned about her son. She felt that he was always fighting and troubled the parents, so she found a neighbor's house, hoping that the children in the neighbor's house could play with Su Yue. The more it will get better, and then the two little devils will meet like this. This can be said to be a great victory meeting, because they did not control each other to prevent them from fighting, but intensified , used his fist to show all the brats who provoked them what it means that 11 is greater than two.

These two were invincible in the kindergarten when they were young, and later even the teacher didn't bother to invite the parents, and directly punished them to stand in the corridor for a class, or punish them to copy the three-character scriptures. Of course, this is of no use.

And then, the funny duo went to primary school, and started playing invincible all over primary school, and even led a street of gangsters in middle school. As for high school, oh, it was a disaster on the high school campus.

Fortunately, although they fought, they never sent anyone to the hospital, nor were they invited by the police/police uncle to drink tea. The two of them have similar interests and hobbies. They love playing games. They played cf when they were young, and later they played Dota , and then masturbating and masturbating, and started playing the sky's fury again.Love to complain, the two of them hugged the TV and complained about soap operas, talking non-stop from beginning to end.Loves to cause trouble, loves to watch the excitement, loves to hate, can be regarded as the best bad friend.

The most interesting thing is that they seem to get together for everything, fighting together, playing games together, complaining together, and even traveling together, and they even encountered the same system.

This is the legendary ape dung.

Su Yue lazily basked in the sun, feeling that the synchronization rate of the two of them was too high, almost breaking through the sky.

He turned his head and glanced at the dark grass next to him, and grinned his teeth silly for a long time. Du Yu shook the leaves and asked, "What are you happy about?"

Su Yue: "Happy to the fate between us~"

Du Yu was also happy, and after a long time, he began to struggle again. He asked A'hua: "Ahua, do you have someone you like?"

Ah Hua said, "Yes? Why did you ask this suddenly?"

Du Yu: "Have you confessed to him?"

As soon as Ahua heard it, he knew what he was struggling with. It gave Du Yu the word "hehe" and said: "If you don't confess yourself, then obediently be a bachelor for the rest of your life. No one can help you. In other words, all your values Hurry up max, why don't you even have the guts? Isn't it just a confession?"

Du Yu became even more entangled, and his whole body became a big bitter vegetable.

To confess or not to confess, that is the question.

Maybe it was because there was too much resentment emanating from him, Su Yue finally couldn't help it, and asked, "Du Heipi, what do you struggle with every day? The resentment is so deep that it is almost solidified?"

Du Yu felt that life needs to be crazy once, so he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm thinking about the big things in life!"

Su Yue was amused: "What important things in life are you thinking about? Who are you looking for? I'll help you!"

Du Yu's face turned red, but he felt that Su Yue couldn't see his face anyway, so he said, "Su Yue, I like you."

Su Yue: "...Huh?!" Wait, the style change is too fast and I didn't slow down!

Du Yu: "qaq, I know you won't agree to me, but it doesn't matter, I'm still weak now, wait for me for five years! After five years, I will definitely become stronger! Then you can tell me your answer, okay? That's all!"

Su Yue: "...I..."

Du Yu felt that this was a proper rhythm of being rejected, so he shouted: "No! Don't say anything! Don't say anything!"

Su Yue: "..." Damn it, I really want to say that I seem to like you too!Make friends, silly x!

Jiabo and Ah Hua: "..."

Hehe, if Du Yu can catch up with Su Yue, A Hua and I will live broadcast Chi Xiang collectively!

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