The most wanted prince in the whole universe

On a Sunday in 2005, the streets were filled with posters of young girls, and the yellow-haired eldest sister, who was the leader, sang especially cheerfully.

Chen Zhouhan stood at the door of the home appliance store and watched the happy girl show on TV for a while, bit the lollipop in his mouth, turned and left.

The summer vacation was finally over, and Chen Zhouhan didn't want to go back to that depressive home at all. He listened to his parents repeatedly nagging the fallacy that he should find a girlfriend after college, but he couldn't express his sexual orientation.

On the way of strolling, I ran into a few classmates, one of them was holding his girlfriend in a high-spirited manner, but his girlfriend was secretly flirting with Chen Zhouhan, who was still handsome and cute.

He felt a little nauseous, but still pretended to be polite and said that he had something to do, and turned directly into a remote alley, avoiding those people.

Although the alley was quiet, it was also so silent that it was scary.

Chen Zhouhan put his hands in his trouser pockets and hummed softly to embolden himself.

Suddenly, there was a crackling sound from behind him, and he turned around in horror, only to see a child in loose adult clothes staring at him with no expression on his face.

Little Zhengtai has a round face, fair and delicate skin, which can be broken by blows, but it is covered with a lot of dirty dust.A head of beautiful blond hair was draped limply on her head, and her watery blue eyes were innocently itchy.

Coupled with a serious and serious expression, and the black earrings on the ears that adults should have, it's not too cute!

Chen Zhouhan suppressed the mad urge to pinch that face hard, and coughed lightly.

"Kid, what are you doing here..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Zhengtai suddenly rushed up and hugged Chen Zhouhan's thigh tightly.

Chen Zhouhan staggered, froze slightly, then smiled and hugged Xiao Zhengtai, letting him lie on his shoulders, rubbing his head under his hands contentedly.

He didn't realize that something was wrong until he noticed the wetness on his shoulders.

"Hey, kid, tell brother what's wrong?"

"finally found you……"

Jiang Yuan's voice was a little choked up.

Because of the depletion of mental power, he suddenly returned to the state of childhood, and the powerful abilities that belonged to the royal family of Chatchat star were also reduced to very little.

He could only use his remaining mental power to search for Chen Zhouhan's general location through genetic induction. Along the way, he escaped the capture of one after another evil-hearted human beings on the earth, and finally came here.

Chen Zhouhan was even cuter when he was a teenager.

Jiang Yuan wiped away his tears, looked at Chen Zhouhan's pretty face with traces of greenness, quietly drooled, and wet his shoulders.

╮(╯-╰)╭ Do you think the little prince is crying with joy? It's so naive.

Chen Zhouhan was a little puzzled.

"Find me? What do you have to do with me? Why are you looking for me?"

"Your name is Chen Zhouhan."

What Jiang Yuan said was right.

Chen Zhouhan couldn't restrain his astonishment, but he had to force himself to maintain the image of a mighty big brother in front of such an aura of seven or eight-year-old young lady.

"how do you know."

He lifted Jiang Yuan away from his shoulder, and asked very seriously.

Jiang Yuan tilted his head and thought for a while about how to answer, the little gesture of frowning sideways is really professional!So cute!

Chen Zhouhan cheered in his heart.

The current Chen Zhouhan doesn't know Chattchatxing, nor who Jiang Yuan is. If he tells the truth directly, he may not believe it, and then throws himself away as an ignorant fool.

Jiang Yuan secretly made a comparison in his heart, and then made up his mind to answer.

"We have the same genes."

"...Little friend, do you know what a gene is?"

Although Jiang Yuan was still expressionless, Chen Zhouhan could see a trace of dislike of "Are you stupid" from this expressionless expression.

"Gene is a general term for a specific nucleotide sequence with genetic information on a deoxyribonucleic acid molecule."

Najib's data knowledge base was sent to Jiang Yuan along with his energy pool, so the current little prince is a potential stock with culture!

"........."

Chen Zhouhan said that as an art student in high school and a broadcasting student in university, he really couldn't understand what the children were talking about, but it sounded reasonable.

He glanced at the mixed-race little Zhengtai in his arms suspiciously, and began to think about whether his ancestors were aristocratic mixed-race from which country. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't come up with a result, so he put the little Zhengtai down and called his parents.

"Hey, Dad, that me..."

"You son of a bitch! You are finally willing to call! Why don't you go home after the holiday! You..."

"Dad, listen to me." Chen Zhouhan was a little speechless to his father's loud voice, "When did you give birth to a son behind my back?"

The display on the other end of the phone was silent for a few seconds, and then it exploded.

"Little bastard, what are you talking about! How old am I and you still want me to give birth! Why don't you give birth yourself! The chubby next door found a girlfriend only a few months after going to college, you..."

Chen Zhouhan hung up the phone silently, leaned down and stared into Xiao Zhengtai's eyes, trying to see a little bit of lying and guilty conscience, but it was in vain.

"Forget it, I'll take care of you for a few days first."

He sighed, took Jiang Yuan's hand and led him home.

A week later, Chen Zhouhan spent the 1000 yuan he had saved so hard to do a personal genetic test and finally got the results.

"Another sample should be your immediate family member with Mr. Chen."

The staff on the other end of the phone were polite.

Immediate family members, either parents or children.

Chen Zhouhan looked at Jiang Yuan who was sitting on the sofa and staring at the children's channel intently, his posture was obviously very upright, but he was able to show a bit of innocence and childishness.

This kid is absolutely impossible to be his biological father.

Chen Zhouhan thought so, took a bag of potato chips and opened it, sat next to Jiang Yuan, pinched Xiaozheng's soft cheeks, and pinched his eyes to tears, and then he was happy with extremely abnormal and satisfied emotions Eat potato chips.

So cute it must be his son.

Then the son unceremoniously grabbed the whole bag of potato chips into his arms, and hid the remote control by the way.

…………

"Give me the remote."

Jiang Yuan lazily rolled his eyes at Chen Zhouhan, moved his butt, and continued to appreciate the witty and educational little tree of wisdom.

"Good kids don't steal from grown-ups."

Jiang Yuan moved his butt again.

Chen Zhouhan bent down, leaned close to Jiang Yuan's cheek and lightly chirped, leaving a moist hickey on that white and tender little face.

Jiang Yuan blushed immediately, turned his head away awkwardly, to prevent Chen Zhouhan from seeing his embarrassment, and then pulled out a black remote control from under his buttocks.

"Here you go, here you go."

He pretended to be indifferent and yelled, the tips of his red ears were like autumn leaves. .

Chen Zhouhan was very happy to switch to the entertainment eight o'clock stall.

On the news, Shen Xiuyun's slender and beautiful figure was live broadcasting the press conference he specially held today.

Seeing his idol appearing in the camera, Chen Zhouhan grabbed Jiang Yuan's trousers very excitedly, causing his son to roll his eyes again and again.

"Shen Tianwang boldly came out of the closet and took his male lover to Hollywood."

The headline of the entertainment broadcast clearly stated that Shen Xiuyun was very annoyed at the reporter's questioning about his other half's personal information, but he admitted to coming out with an extremely firm expression.

Chen Zhouhan was shocked but relieved, and had some vague expectations for his future.

"Hey! What is coming out?"

Jiang Yuan poked his head over curiously, his eyes were full of doubts, which made him look like a normal child.

"Ah, haha." Chen Zhouhan let out a haha ​​and dismissed the question perfunctorily, and without accident, he got Jiang Yuan's disgusted eyes.

Chen Zhouhan suddenly had a strange idea. He stared at Jiang Yuan for a long time, and he felt hairy in his heart. Then he pulled the soft little Zhengtai into his arms and rubbed it vigorously regardless of the opponent's objection.

"Good son, Dad depends on you!"

The next day, Chen Zhouhan returned to his home with the beautiful, cute, innocent and lively baby boy, announced the blood relationship between Jiang Yuan and himself, and at the same time confessed his sexuality.

Because having a grandson who is suspected to be of mixed race is undoubtedly great news for the two elderly people who are old enough to have children. In comparison, the problem of his son being gay is not so unforgivable.

Thus, Chen Zhouhan led the eight-year-old Jiang Yuan to live a happy life.

lied to you.

The overwhelming task has not been completed yet, how could the little prince be happy.

Life goes on in an orderly manner like this, but because of a little bit of change, people's fate is very different.Even though Chen Zhouhan still became the presenter of children's programs later on, he was still the brother Sweet Doudou who was loved by young audiences, but his life never intersected with Shen Xiuyun and Norman, so ordinary but smooth sailing.

On a certain weekend in 2015, Chen Zhouhan returned home from get off work excitedly as soon as he finished recording the show.

Today is the No.18 year since he and Jiang Yuan met, and it is also Jiang Yuan's birthday.

The little otaku who has turned into a child control man at a young age spent a lot of money to order a pair of high-end roller skates from a sporting goods store, hoping to use this to improve his son's taciturn and expressionless personality.

Although a young lady with a paralyzed face is indeed very cute in contrast.

But Jiang Yuan is no longer a gentleman now!

Nearly 1.9 meters tall, with a slender figure and tight muscles, he looks like a young and energetic boy!

A big boy without an expression is an incomplete boy!

Chen Zhouhan insisted on thinking so.

What's more, this brat never wants to call him daddy.

It really broke the fatherly heart of the little otaku!

The author has something to say: the next one is open!

Will it be locked?

I'm so scared

☆, Spoiler - Norman and Bert

Bai Xiaoming is a chicken shooter in an advertising company, an unknown soldier among thousands of SOHOs, he stays at home every day and is overwhelmed by all kinds of unreasonable demands from clients, every time he receives an order, he will be bored in his room for a while For a few days, and then go out one day to stock up on a variety of convenience foods.

Maybe God couldn't stand his nearly 30 years of single life that seemed to continue, so on a rainy day when it was Bai Xiaoming's turn to go out, a car accident ended his ordinary and boring otaku life.

Strictly speaking, it was not a car accident.

Because it was a spaceship that hit him and killed him.

When he was knocked into the air, Bai Xiaoming felt that his consciousness gradually separated from his body, slowly drifting towards a certain direction in the sky, and suddenly a strong attraction dragged him down, stopping him by the side of the road In a corner above, there is no way to move.

In a daze, Bai Xiaoming heard a loud commotion, and several people seemed to be very close at hand, with loud voices.

"Alert! Colonel Norman's internal core components are severely damaged, and the whereabouts of the smart chip is unknown."

"The chip is here!"

Then, Bai Xiaoming's eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.

After an unknown amount of time, Bai Xiaoming woke up in a pale room, and sat on the bed blankly thinking about life.

During the period of coma just now, he was very lucky to be able to understand his current situation through the remaining consciousness of the original owner on the chip.

At the moment when the spaceship crashed, most of the consciousness on the original owner's chip and Bai Xiaoming's consciousness turned into quanta and floated out of the body, and because the chip could not recognize quantum-level particles, it mistakenly regarded Bai Xiaoming, who was closer to it at that time, as Became the rightful master who was temporarily separated from the body, causing him to occupy the magpie's nest and enter other people's bodies.

Oh, now his name is no longer Bai Xiaoming.

He is Norman, Robert Star's famous grim colonel, the dream lover of all females and males.

He stretched out his hand in disbelief and observed it. The delicate skin lines and warm skin feel were the same as before, not at all like the cold robot in memory.

Suddenly, a tall male nurse came in pushing a small cart, and saw Norman staring blankly at the back of his hand.

Oh my god!The colonel is so cruel even in a daze!

The little nurse only dared to stir in her heart secretly, but she was still somewhat afraid of this legendary hero who had wiped out countless enemies on the battlefield.

"Colonel, it's time to oil up."

He pushed the small cart to the front of the hospital bed in fear, but he didn't get a reply from the other party, and he was about to cry from fright.

ah!Did this sentence make the Colonel unhappy!

Shouldn't it be oiled, a more civilized word like lubricant?

It must be so!

The little nurse wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Colonel, let me give you some lubricant."

"........."

Colonel QAQ's complexion is even uglier, what should I do?

Would he push me to the ground and force one of his own screws in? !

Ahhh~ so shy~

Norman, who was indulging in shock, didn't notice the young nurse's swaying expression. He let the nurse open the back of his head, and used a cotton swab to smear a bottle of sticky and cold stuff little by little.

It wasn't until this moment that he truly understood his situation.

He no longer recognizes it.

This matter must not let others know.

Norman took a guilty look at the little nurse who was serving him.

The original owner of this body should be the national hero of Star Robert. Although he died in a plane crash while away on vacation, this does not affect the respect and love of the people on this planet for this hero. If they know about the hero If his shell is actually occupied by an earthling who has no ability at all... he will definitely die a miserable death.

Norman couldn't help shivering, and in the nurse's eyes, he gave himself a domineering and cold look, and then frowned.

Hey, even if his face is rusted in the past two days, don't dislike him so much.

The little nurse's self-esteem was seriously hurt, and she helped Norman paint all the gaps of the parts more carefully, and ran out impatiently, disappearing in a flash.

…………

The aliens are scary and I want to go back to Earth.

Norman looked at the crumbling ward door that was thrown by the little nurse, feeling a deep sense of powerlessness in his heart.

Oops...a sudden burst of urination came up.

Why would a robot want to urinate?This is unreasonable!It must be a habit I developed as a person on Earth!Hold on! There is no place as humane as a toilet in a place as cruel and ruthless as an alien planet!

Unfortunately, Norman guessed wrong.

Even the Robert star people who are made of metal will have various particle exchange movements in their bodies, resulting in various metabolisms. The excess waste in the body must be cleaned up, most of which are dirty water containing toxic substances produced by chemical reactions. Excreted from the body through the excretory system.

Because the Robert Stars chose the human body as the final form in the process of evolution, like many planets with developed civilizations, they naturally also have human excretion methods.

After waiting for a while, Norman felt that his bladder/bladder was going to explode, so he had to get up from the bed, looked around, and saw only four white walls, clean and tidy, not even a toilet.

Norman felt that his muscles were really going weak.

He tidied up his crumpled hospital gown so that he could look more like an elite colonel, and opened the door tremblingly.

Standing at the door was a man who looked like a bodyguard, wearing a pair of large sunglasses, tall and straight, with a slender figure, and a black ordinary suit on him was like a standard banquet for upper-class people.

Norman looked enviously, and then slowly stepped out with one foot.

"Colonel, where are you going?"

…………

Norman immediately retracted his feet.

"Well, I think..."

Norman's face turned red because he held it in for too long, and he couldn't help covering his lower body with his hands to prevent himself from releasing nature when he couldn't control himself for a while.

"Does the colonel want to excrete? It's inconvenient to move, so you asked me to help?"

Norman hesitated, but nodded.

The man took off his sunglasses, revealing an overly gorgeous face, obviously flattered. He looked at Norman in disbelief with a cute expression of begging to be ravaged, and raised his head to look up at himself, like a child waiting to be fed. Waiting like a cub to take him to the bathroom.

You must know that he has been a soldier under Norman for so many years, but this cold face never looks at him once.

With a slight movement in his heart, he helped Norman walk back to the room, and touched lightly in the middle of a white wall, and the whole wall was sunken, revealing another room inside.

Madan!Why does a toilet have to be so secretive!

Norman felt like crying.

"need my help?"

Norman glanced at the beautiful bodyguard who was obviously a little attentive, and shook his head firmly, seeing the disappointment in the other's eyes with black lines all over his face.

Another fan of the original owner.

Norman walked into the clean and tidy bathroom with mixed feelings.

So the beautiful bodyguard was fortunate to stand at the door and admire the abstinence Colonel Bingshan, whom he had always admired and admired, carelessly tore off his pants without closing the bathroom door and began to release nature.

After a loud clattering sound, Norman stood by the sink and washed his hands, shook them, and inadvertently looked up to see himself in the mirror.

Be nice!

So handsome!

Blonde hair, blue eyes, high nose and deep eyes, handsome and unrestrained, upright, really handsome!

He couldn't help but tighten up and began to observe his body's fine and pore-free skin.

"Colonel, are you okay..."

The people outside finally couldn't bear to speak.

Norman quickly stood up straight, walked out with a stern face, pretending to be expressionless, and put a hand on the bodyguard's outstretched arm naturally, especially like Lafayette.

"By the way, what's your name?"

"My name is Bert."

Norman nodded, feeling that such a considerate bodyguard should be rewarded, so he turned his head and gave Bert a big smile.

As everyone knows, this is the beginning of all his suffering.

The author has something to say: ah, I said in the previous chapter that the code should be locked.

Although I changed it several times, he never unlocked it for me

If you want to see that one, please enter the group [-], and the lock stamp will be posted in the group file in the future

It seems that tourists can also enter, but I don’t know if they can download ORZ

No matter how strange the group name is, don't be surprised

☆, Spoiler - Norman and Bert

After getting along with each other for a few days, Bert gradually figured out Norman's temper.

Although he always looks serious and expressionless (actually it is required for role-playing), but he is always in a daze. When he is wandering, he has to shake vigorously to pull him back from the boundless reverie.

In fact, after a close observation, I found that the flower of the high mountain that I had always thought to be sacred and inviolable, the cold expression of pursing my lips and not speaking, turned out to be in a daze!

Also, although the Colonel seldom smiled, when he did, his entire face seemed to glow with a soft glow.

On Star Robert, appearance is not an important thing. After all, everyone’s face is made according to the fusion characteristics of their own parts. With a beam of light, it shot out so warmly that he had the urge to stuff his own parts into that person's body.

Students who have watched the previous episodes know that, to put it simply, Bert is in love with Norman who has changed his core.

I stayed in the hospital peacefully for a few days, sitting on the bed in a daze and chatting with Bert every day. If it weren’t for the nurses who came to oil him on time every day, Norman would have almost died. I thought I was getting rusty.

So when the doctor said that all parts had been repaired, Norman couldn't wait to apply for discharge.

Because he is not very familiar with this world for the time being, not to mention that the original Norman is always alone and has no acquaintances, which makes the idiot old otaku a headache.

After thinking about it for a long time, Norman decided to use Burt's public property for private use and transfer him to his own home as a nanny, oh no, in Norman's words, it is a personal guard.Anyway, Burt was also his subordinate in the first place, and there was no sense of guilt at all when he ordered him.

"I said that Bert..."

Norman played with the Gundam robot in his hand absently, and spoke casually.

Bert leaned against the wall next to Norman, staring intently at the movements in his hands without changing his face.

Think about it differently.The Gundam robot played by the robot is equivalent to the inflatable doll played by the earthlings...

So Norman has been playing around with various model toys in his home for the past two days, and the adjective abstinence is completely out of line with him in Bert's eyes.

Hearing Norman's call, Burt lowered his head, and a shadow fell on the deep-lined face, which was so seductive that it made one's heart skip a beat.

To be honest, Bert's appearance can be regarded as first-class on Earth.The strange and indistinguishable beauty is not only the tenderness of a woman, but also the heroic sunshine of a man. The amorous peach blossom eyes are blinking, and the watery eyes will break the heart.

Norman couldn't help holding his little heart, suppressing the nosebleed that was about to gushe out.

"Did the general give me a mission recently?"

Bert froze.

He thought that the general's tasks were sent directly to the colonel's optical brain mailbox.

In fact, it was true, but the original Norman's remaining memory in the chip did not include the mailbox password.

"Let me check it out for you."

As a personal guard, it would be remiss of him not to take care of every aspect of the colonel.

Norman looked at Burt's loyal appearance with satisfaction, and rewarded him with a kind and gentle smile, which made Fang Jun's face blush slightly.

The colonel must be a little different to himself.

Otherwise, why would he just laugh at himself like that.

╮(╯-╰)╭In fact, he smiles like this to everyone, but he just stays at home and no one else sees it.

However, once such an idea took root in Burt's heart, it could never be eradicated, brewing and fermenting, and heading towards an even weirder and strange path.

The two of them lived in harmony and harmony.

Originally, Norman was supposed to be busy with all the work that Bert had to handle. Those military officials outside were wondering whether Norman, who was originally the most hopeful to be the next general after the election, planned to equip this part with ordinary weapons. Generally, a boy who has not been out of the factory for a long time is cultivated as an heir.

But Norman knew nothing about these things.

Although Burt heard it in his ears, he subconsciously didn't let Norman know.

Although he knew that it was still impossible to reach the sky in one step, Norman's friendly attitude towards him now made him very happy.

One day, after harvesting another male god's smile, Burt finally couldn't help but confess with a blushing face.

Norman froze for a moment.

Oops!He forgot that there is no distinction between men and women on this planet!

But how do robots mate?

The noble colonel, who was originally abstinent and impeccable, had no relevant knowledge to satisfy the curiosity of the wretched old otaku.

"Ah, that Bert."

Norman shook off those messy thoughts in his mind, and was incoherent with excitement.

"I have no intention of finding a partner."

As expected.

Although Burt was a little disappointed, he was not hit by Norman's rejection.After all, a male god is a male god, so many suitors follow him persistently, and I can only be regarded as the most ordinary one among them.

It was because of his own lack of consideration that he and the colonel figured out in just a few months, how could they make such a reckless request for a life-long decision.

Norman saw the flash of disappointment on Bert's beautiful face, and because of the face control attribute, he felt sorry for him, reached out and tiptoed and patted Burt's shoulder lightly.

In fact, it is not hopeless.

Bert looked at Norman's guilty smile and secretly delighted.

So Bert's weird and perverted tempers were all indulged by the current Norman!

"Colonel, the general texted that he is coming to see you today."

Early in the morning, Bert saw the text message, and after a long thought, he woke up Norman who was sleeping soundly.

You know how painful it is for a lazy, boring otaku to get out of bed at six o'clock in the morning!

So after getting used to Norman's redefinition of attributes, Burt saw that the male god who often got angry in bed not only didn't get angry after hearing his words, but even uncharacteristically extremely agile didn't stay in bed at all and stabbed out of bed When he climbed down with a sound, a trace of doubt flashed in his beautiful eyes.

"Do you think I look so good-looking?"

Norman took out a pure white suit from the closet, twisted it in front of the mirror a few times angrily, and turned his head uneasy to ask Bert for reference.

"very nice."

Bert spoke softly, frowning slightly thoughtfully, but when Norman looked at him, he quickly relaxed and returned to his usual gentle and tender look.

"The general already has a partner."

"Oh—ah? Got it..."

Burt is so considerate, the way to get closer to a married man quickly is to lure him to complain about his wife!

Norman nodded silently in his heart.

Burt watched with complicated emotions. Although his face was expressionless, Norman, who could clearly see the guilt and nervousness, stammered and stammered and invited the general who had been out of the factory for a long time and was about to rust to go upstairs for a detailed talk, and the talk lasted for a long time.

He sat alone on the sofa in the living room downstairs, speculating about the actions of the two in the small closed room from time to time, starting from his own random guesses, and extending a series of heinous and sensual scenes. The more you think about the story, the tighter your fists are clenched, the joints are slightly white, and the color in the eyes is getting darker.

In Tanmei novels, this is usually the prelude to the blackening of minor attacks.

╮(╯-╰)╭Who told you that you are so cute, you can see that Norman will be your end!

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