Green Tea Boyfriend Attacked Me [Transmigration Book]

No matter how ecstatic he was, Gong Yu knew that he was a film king after all, and he had to know how to hide his joy.

So in the face of everyone's eager eyes on him, Gong Yu still maintains a cold look, giving everyone an image of "yes, it's me who is attacking, are you satisfied?"

And he didn't reflect on why he would shake the position he had already established in his heart.

The huge contrast of Guan Heng standing out as his wife made the guests present stunned for a while while paying respect to Gong Yu.

Even Qin Yisen was so surprised that he forgot to say the next words, and he didn't react until the assistant director reminded him.

"Ah, everyone, everyone..."

Qin Yisen organized the language for a long time, and finally couldn't help smiling, turned around and laughed with trembling shoulders.

This sense of gap is really unacceptable all at once.

How did the tall and big little Guan Heng...become 0?

"Xiaoguan, how tall are you? The information says you are 183, but..." Qin Yisen couldn't help being curious, "Why do you feel that you are a little taller than Teacher Gong?"

Gong Yu also thought so, but she was always deceiving herself, thinking that it was just a visual concept.

Hearing Qin Yisen raise this question, although I feel that if I am really shorter than Canary, I will lose face, but I still sincerely hope that Xiaoguan will really grow up well.

Since it is a show, of course the more highlights the better. Seeing that Gong Yu and Guan Heng didn't seem to have obvious resistance to measuring their height, Qin Yisen looked at Liang Sishen who was coquettishly asking Lou Qing for a comb and wanted to straighten his hair. laughed:

"Then ask Mr. Liang to be the ruler? After the height comparison, we will start today's task."

Liang Sishen was captured by the camera acting like a spoiled child to his wife, and the image of a tough guy was unavoidable. After hearing Qin Yisen's words, he smiled and scratched his ears, and walked out of the queue.

Before Liang Sishen entered the circle, he was an athlete, but he entered the entertainment circle and became an actor after retiring.

Therefore, after lying about his height to achieve his charming Su point has become a must-use method for most people in the circle, Liang Sishen, as a former national second-level athlete, is not lenient when he hits a stone. Standing there, he is a moving 185cm live ruler.

Therefore, when taking group photos at various evening parties, male stars with real heights are willing to stand beside him to prove themselves, while those who have reported false heights hide everywhere, and only after Liang Sishen stands in a suitable position can he choose a perfect one. Stand still in the opposite direction, preventing Liang Sishen from having a chance to beat himself.

Hearing what Qin Yisen said, Guan Heng hesitated a little.

Originally, on the first day he met Gong Yu, he lied about his height.

Because he didn't know whether the canary Gong Yu was looking for was a 1 or a 0, so in order not to make mistakes, he reduced his original height of 184 cm to the same figure as Gong Yu's height, plus he didn't know what the height of the past two months was. Because he changed his living environment, or because staying by Gong Yu's side stirred up his genes, he grew another two centimeters in just two months.

Knowing that what Gong Yu wants is for a small bird to be close to others, not for a big roc to spread its wings, Guan Heng is very worried that Gong Yu will expel him from his bird status and find another low bird, so when he is with Gong Yu these days, he often feels like He just bent his legs a little, hoping to make himself look weaker.

But if he stood with Liang Sishen, Gong Yu would definitely notice his intentionally vague height.

While thinking, Liang Sishen had already walked to his side, "Come on, Xiaoguan."

In this case, if he refuses, it will not only save Liang Sishen's face, but also lose Gong Yu's face.

Guan Heng could only slightly straighten his back and face the camera.

"Hey, Xiaoguan is a little taller than our old Liang? The minimum is 185."

Lou Qing held the comb, tiptoed and pressed the straight handle on top of the slightly shorter Liang Sishen's head, so that the camera could capture Guan Heng's height more clearly.

Gong Yu also hurried over, grabbed Guan Heng's shoulder and raised his head to look over.

Really taller than Liang Sishen.

Gong Yu, who had just regained some self-confidence for herself, became confused again.

Can he still attack?

I can't match my weight, and I can't hold back my height now.

As a benefactor, he only has money left.

Qin Yisen asked his assistant to record this, and when editing the feature film later, he must highlight Guan Heng's height measurement here.

This kid is good-looking, and he will definitely bring more popularity to the show.

"Okay, then we are going to start today's mission, everyone bid farewell to each other, and we can go!" Qin Yisen laughed.

Since it is accepted in the hearts of others, there is no need to worry about face and the like.

Guan Heng simply faced Gong Yu directly and began to make tweaks.

He opened his hands with a slightly shy expression:

"Brother, give me a hug before leaving."

Although Gong Yu came to this show with the mentality of wanting to have a good relationship, but let him openly hug a boy who is acting like a baby to him under the camera.

It's a bit of a shame to be true.

He grabbed Guan Heng's finger and gave it a light shake as a response, but the boy shook his head in dissatisfaction and pulled his finger back, "I want a hug."

Gong Yu looked back at the exclusive photographer behind him in embarrassment, and was about to open his mouth to tell him not to take pictures, but was interrupted by Liang Sishen, and said with a smile, "Xiao Gong, you turned off his camera, and there are still people around us. These tens of thousands of cameras are standing up, haha, the child is acting like a baby with you, just hug me as soon as you hug her."

Guan Heng glanced at Liang Sishen gratefully, blushing slightly, "Thank you Teacher Liang, my brother is always shy."

Then his eyes glanced over Xu Min and Ling Youyou inadvertently, looking back at Gong Yu's face, his eyes were crooked with a smile, "It's not the same as when we were at home."

Everyone: "???"

Guan Heng nodded to them approvingly, "Really, my brother is at home every day... oops, I forgot the occasion, sorry, I might not be able to broadcast it any further haha."

Everyone: "!!!"

I can't tell... This actor with a cold appearance is very enthusiastic in that respect.

The faces of Xu Min and Ling Youyou have long since turned green into bitter gourds. Because they are in front of the camera, they try to maintain a decent image, otherwise in the end, they must be the ones who are ashamed.

Gong Yu, who was described as unphotogenic for what he did during his stay at home, was in a daze. When he was at home... his hands and feet were quite honest.

Suddenly, Gong Yu realized that what Guan Heng said was to help him establish his image in front of everyone!

Gong Yu glanced gratefully at her sweet little canary, and gently pinched the corner of her clothes with her eager fingers, still looking a little embarrassed.

Pei Muying's mind was flexible, seeing Gong Yu shy, she made a head start, hugged Fu Siyu and yelled sweetly, "Husband, work hard~"

Zhou You also stretched out his arms to Zhou Shu, and the two hugged each other and spun around twice with a smile.

Everyone around was booing, Gong Yu smiled and opened his arms to Guan Heng who was enthusiastic, "Come on."

Guan Heng happily wrapped his arms around Gong Yu's waist, and kissed him on the cheek vigorously, "Brother, come on!"

Gong Yu raised his hand to touch Guan Heng's head, and said with a smile, "I'm going to the vegetable market, not the battlefield."

"Where I am not with my brother is a battlefield for me."

Guan Heng is bound to make sweetheart Xiaoshou to the extreme.

"Oh~"

"Ooooooo~~~"

The surrounding people booed.

Qin Yisen smiled and tucked his collar, and waited for the camera to capture the farewell scene of the guests. He felt that the material was enough, so he put his hands around his mouth, summoned all the guests to come to the camera, and shouted together:

""This Little Thing of Loving You", here we come——"

After the editing team of the program group received the task, more than a dozen people began to show their talents to this hard-won video.

Soon, a promotional video of the program that Qin Yisen couldn't help nodding his head was uploaded to various popular platforms. At the same time, the feature film of the first issue was also in full swing.

As soon as the promotional video was released, the video was reposted frantically.

Comments from netizens also followed:

【Ahhh!How did my old palace find such a cutie? ! 】

【...Yeah, he's so sweet. 】

[I thought it would be difficult to accept, but when I saw this cutie, I really lost my temper suddenly! 】

[Oh my god, this Guan Heng is really good-looking, why didn't he make his debut? ! ! ! 】

【About cp, I'm overwhelmed! ! ! 】

[Wait, why is it about?Is my old palace not fierce enough? 】

[Sisters, don't be stubborn, everyone can see which one is 1. 】

【Really?I don't believe it, I can see the feature film tomorrow, I believe Lao Gong must be Gong. 】

Apart from the fans who are optimistic about the relationship between Gong Yu and Guan Heng, there are also slightly extreme speakers. They stare at Guan Heng's sentence "I am an ordinary person, and my brother is a great actor" to attack indiscriminately:

【Am I the only one who thinks that Guan Heng looks very ordinary?I don't think he is good enough for my old man, nor is he as pleasing to the eye as I am. 】

[That's right, he can understand shit at such a young age, he must be thinking about our old palace's money. 】

[Gong Yu is really unlucky, the former Ling Youyou, and now such a vampire has come. 】

[I also think that Gong Yu is good everywhere, but he doesn't have a good eye for finding men. Why can't he see such an obvious little boy. 】

[Are you weak at a young age? 】

But the audience who was quickly fanned by Guan Heng responded frantically:

[He is so talented and handsome, it's your turn to interrupt, a monster? 】

[This is funny, which page are you on in The Classic of Mountains and Seas?Turn it out and open your eyes to the brothers. 】

[Is it your mouth that Zhuge Liang borrowed from the grass boat? 】

[Brother, there is no mirror at home and there is urine, right? 】

Here is a list of applauded people:

[Hahahaha, the sister's mouth is too poisonous, too much. 】

【Are you polite? 】

[The simplest mouth smell, the most extreme enjoyment. 】

[I just hate that I can't post pictures in the comment area, otherwise I will post the GIF of Lao Gong rubbing his face for everyone to see. 】

[Rub your face?I don't watch the non-sea otter version. 】

[It was the day when Lao Gong announced the good news of his relationship, when he was chatting with Su Xiaoyi, some netizens sent out a face-rubbing Reuters, and when he raised his hand, he showed his white and tender belly, the kind with six-pack abs. 】

[I have a friend, forget it, it’s me, begging for □□ high-definition picture]

[Hey, I'm different, I'm not interested in abdominal muscles, I just want a photo of Lao Gong rubbing his face]

[Sisters private message me, exchange the ugly photos of the old palace for the photos of the abs, come on!Cooperate with each other!Let Lao Gong die in Chaohua! 】

【wait for me!I'll go after reading the following paragraph!Don't leave me behind! 】

The following clip is where Guan Heng answers the staff's questions, and the barrage once again set off a new climax:

[Damn, "tolerance"? !Is it what I think it is? 】

[Sister, you are not alone!This little Guan Heng has something!Is my husband so oppressed? 】

[On the history that my husband was crushed and I was so excited]

[Hahaha yes yes yes, I am so excited too! 】

[Yyds next year! 】

[Ah ah ah!Next year yyds! 】

[Damn, the photo of them together is so sweet!The old palace is so tempting... My mother's phantom limb stone has changed! 】

[Ahhh, why are his eyes so red, is it an afterthought? ! ! ! 】

[Who will make a promotional video afterwards?That’s too much… (hehehe)]

The crowd who followed this variety show were taken aback by the gimmick created by the program group. Seeing that the final mysterious character turned out to be Xu Min, the bullet screens also came unceremoniously.

Netizens attach as much importance to Xu Min as Qin Yisen expected:

[Hahahahaha, this is the Xu Min who was beaten up and crawling in front of the company by his father, right? 】

【Hahahahahahaha, yes, that’s right, I just want to laugh when I see this dude, hahaha】

[But yysy, this Xu Min looks like a dog, why did he just like Ling Youyou? 】

[What's wrong with Ling Youyou, I made it clear earlier, why did Ling Youyou provoke you? 】

[Yo, have you forgotten your identity once you become famous? 】

Although Qin Yisen liked this kind of enthusiasm very much, after all, he didn't want to look at the cnm full of screens, you say one more sentence, and directly fast-forwarded to the comment section of the first trailer of the main film.

Seeing that the director also stood there sluggishly and forgot the lines to say because of the wrong attack, the barrage burst into laughter again:

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the director is stupid! 】

[Hahahahaha, no one is stupid, I am fucking stupid. 】

[I suspect that Xiao Guan stood up to save Lao Gong's face, otherwise Xiao Guan should be punished for being so big, would Lao Gong be able to hug him at that time? 】

【Ahhh, the screen is out!It must be!The stone is changed, the stone is changed! 】

[Is it not acceptable to have a big skeleton?It should be fine too, can't navel oranges work? 】

[Xiao Guan's skeleton is so big, if it is a navel orange, Lao Gong probably will directly produce orange juice...]

【Ahhhhhhh, sisters are so annoying!I'm out of screen too! 】

[Orange juice, hahaha, hissing, Lao Gong feels good, I made a mistake, so thin...]

The comment area full of discussions about Gong Yu and Gong Yu was sparsely mixed with netizens' comments on the other three pairs of guests:

[I really don't understand why Xiaofu wants to be with a hyaluronic acid dummy whose forehead is swollen]

[I think you're a fucking dummy, hp]

[Liang Sishen actually loves to laugh so much, and is actually a loyal dog in front of the actress, my God, hahaha, so cute]

[I also told Lou Qing to let her leave him some money for smoking, and said the most cowardly things in the most vicious tone, isn't it better? 】

【Zhou You is really handsome, it matches the number of weeks very well】

[I don't like the number of weeks, I think she is not worthy of traveling]

[You are worthy of you to try, it's funny, don't you want to talk to Zhou Shu about falling in love with you? 】

[I'm a fortune teller, may I ask what you are? 】

[Do you grow your head just to make yourself look taller? 】

[Director Qiuqiu put on the feature film!Ball!This editor is too fucking good at cutting. He was a professional shearer before joining the group, right? 】

The turbulent barrage blasted Qin Yisen refreshed, his heart calmed down, and Erlang raised his legs happily.

"Is it possible to release the film tomorrow morning? Let them put it on the platform in advance, so that netizens will know that I, Qin Yisen, am also a cheerful person!"

"Cockroach medicine, ant medicine, bedbug medicine, kill cockroaches, ants, bedbugs, eat and die, don't eat, cockroach medicine, ant medicine, bedbug medicine..."

The market was very lively, Gong Yu was wearing the woolen cap that Guan Heng forced on him, the mask on his face was raised to the bridge of his nose, and the transparent lenses were covered with mist in bursts as he breathed, and he supported the small cart with his stomach Looking at the surrounding things with a fresh look.

"Hey, can I give you the money I sold the corn?"

Pushing the cart, Xu Min walked a few steps closer to Gong Yu's side, and slapped him with his shoulder.

Gong Yu frowned and gave him a disgusted look, quickened her pace and left Xu Min behind.

He knew that the eyes of the other three people were full of surprise at him, but Gong Yu really didn't want to use his disgust to take care of their feelings, so he turned to look at the uncle who bought the cockroach medicine:

"Master, how do you sell the cockroach medicine?"

When Gong Yu went to the bathroom last night, he found that there were cockroaches in the room. Although Guan Heng had grown up, Gong Yu was still worried that those wretched creatures would frighten his little canary out of the kindness of the benefactor, so I was thinking of buying some cockroach medicine to get rid of them.

"Young man, cockroach medicine is fifteen. I am expensive, but it is easy to use. The cockroach will definitely die." The uncle pulled his small cart and walked towards Gong Yu. Seeing Gong Yu pushing the corn cart, he didn't go too close , and continued to guarantee his own cockroach medicine, "Young man, don't worry, this medicine will be sprinkled, and the uncle will assure you, if the cockroaches don't die, I will die."

Gong Yu's face turned pale with shock, but there was no need to be so.

"Then uncle." Gong Yu took out a thick stack of five-yuan banknotes with a total value of 150 yuan in his pocket, took out three and handed them to the uncle, "Give me a box."

"Okay~"

After carefully asking how to use it, Gong Yu asked for two plastic bags to wrap the cockroach medicine tightly to prevent it from leaking out, then pushed the corn cart and followed Chen Huan all the way to the corn selling area.

After setting up the carpet, Gong Yu pushed up his glasses, and shouted with the loudspeaker given by the program group.

"Ayu, I know you still have feelings for Youyou. After being with that child, you didn't give everything in a foolish way, did you?"

Holding two ears of corn in his hands, Xu Min reluctantly followed Gong Yu, wherever Gong Yu went, he followed.

Gong Yu was bored with him, and glanced back at him. From the corner of her eye, she glanced at the cameraman who was driven away from the two of them by Xu Min, and asked with a frown:

"are you crazy?"

Seeing that Gong Yu was willing to talk to him, Xu Min laughed, "It seems that you two haven't done it yet."

Gong Yu sneered, "Yes, of course, and the time is very long each time, unlike Mr. Xu's 'time-saving' as rumored."

After finishing speaking, Gong Yu walked away, half-squatting in front of the cart and started rubbing corn kernels.

"Xiao Fu, follow this up, rub this down and sell it for a lot of money."

Gong Yu rubbed the corn against the clock, and the speed of speaking also became very fast. After seeing Fu Siyu turned his head when he heard his voice, he threw a large ear of corn at him.

Fu Siyu responded with a smile, raised his hand to pick it up, and thanked Gong Yu.

Unexpectedly, Xu Min, who was squatting on the ground, just stood up from the corn pile between the two of them.

After hearing the voice of Gong Yu talking to others, he was a little jealous, so he also wanted to say a few words to Gong Yu, but when he just stood up straight, an ear of corn that was big enough to stun people directly hit him. Xu Min's forehead went up.

Just hearing the sound of "Duang", Xu Min covered his head with his hands and fell down in response, lying on his back on the corn pile, even his eyes became dizzy.

"Stop, stop, stop! Pause the filming! Go and see Mr. Xu! Quick! Bring the stretcher too!"

Chen Huan, the assistant director who followed Gong Yu and others on location, almost died of fright on the spot. Whoever got injured was the ancestor!

The culprit, Gong Yu, stood on the spot holding another ear of corn in his hand, with a slightly stiff expression on his face.

what just happened?

He was obviously throwing corn at Fu Siyu, why did Xu Min catch it with his head?

Since it was indeed done by himself, Gong Yu could only walk over quickly to check the situation.

"President Xu? Are you okay?"

Don't really be hit by him for good or bad.

As long as the two of them didn't meet, it would be fine, and he wouldn't try to kill Xu Min.

"Mr. Xu! How are you?! Say something..."

Chen Huan's head was dizzy for a while. Seeing Xu Min lying on the corn pile with eyes half closed, blinking his absent-minded eyes from time to time and looking at the sky above his head, Chen Huan felt that he might be one step ahead of Xu Min. .

"Mr. Xu, can you see what it is?"

Xiao Liang, Fu Siyu's cameraman, stretched out two fingers, and said "yeah" to the focus of Xu Min's eyes, which was exactly the same as Chen Huan's trembling frequency.

Xu Min was still staring at the stars, and when he heard the noisy calls coming from his ears, he immediately recognized Gong Yu's voice from inside.

"President Xu? Are you okay? Can you hear us?"

Gong Yu threw away the corn in his hand, and just leaned over to take a look, when Xu Min grabbed his wrist and pulled it towards his chest.

Gong Yu: "?"

It's all like this, are you still in the fucking mood to flirt?

I'll go to yours.

Gong Yu's eyes were quick and his hands were quick. Before he was forced to get close to Xu Min's half-foot distance, the grasped wrist broke free from Xu Min's palm. Min's fair face.

With a "snap"——

Four slender and beautiful fingerprints were imprinted on Xu Min's face.

Zhou You lost his vocal cords on the spot, Fu Siyu was out of his wits, and Liang Sishen gasped.

Gong Yu blinked, and rubbed the palm of Xu Min's skin on his side, his apologetic attitude and expression seemed to have nothing to do with sincerity, and he even seemed to be holding back a faint smile:

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu."

Chen Huan passed out completely.

"The next thing we have to do is to cook the ingredients in front of us."

The chef invited by the program team wore a tall white hat and stood beside Zhou Hang who issued the rules with his hands behind his back, "This is Master Song. He has been in the catering industry for 30 years. He is best at home cooking and cooking. Western-style dessert making."

"Wow, 30 years, amazing..."

"Then I will trouble Master Song next."

Several guests applauded in unison, and then looked at the various ingredients in front of them.

"Since Xiaoguan said that he can cook, and he also received a living allowance of 100 yuan, it is necessary to make it more difficult for Xiaoguan personally, that is, to follow Master Song to make a dessert." Zhou Hang said with a smile.

Zhou Hang is Qin Yisen's young apprentice recently, so the beautiful job of filming Gong Yu and Guan Heng fell on him.

There are other people following the filming of the exterior scenes, so he only needs to be responsible for Guan Heng and release tasks for the interior scenes.

Just as Guan Heng picked up the tenderloin from the vegetable basket, when he heard Zhou Hang mentioning him, he couldn't help but raised his head, and made a distressed expression cooperatively, "Huh?"

"The dessert is for Teacher Gong."

Zhou Hang added.

"Haha, that's a success, I can't wait to do it now."

Guan Heng picked up a box of strawberries and turned to look at Master Song, "Can Master Song teach me how to make strawberry pudding? My brother likes strawberries very much."

Ling Youyou had no strength in his legs, propping up the table in front of him, he gave Guan Heng a hard look.

Every day I know how to fucking say some ambiguous words that are misunderstood, little vixen.

Noticing Ling Youyou's eyes, Guan Heng looked at him and blinked obediently:

"Mr. Ling, can you pass me the gelatin sheet you have at hand? Ah, it doesn't matter if you don't want to pass it, I'll just get it myself."

Ling Youyou's seven orifices produce smoke.

Office of the President of Guan Group.

After a tiring day, President Guan finally stopped working temporarily.

As a traditional craftsman, he is very good at brewing a cup of Anxi Tieguanyin for himself after his busy work.

At this time, the down-to-earth Assistant Fang would take the initiative to filter out the tea dregs for him, and then personally feed the teacup to President Guan's mouth.

"Turn on the TV, relax, and discuss Wesson's affairs later." Guan Yi turned to look for the remote control, and sighed, "Guan Heng is still sick, and it's all my fault, because I oppressed him so much." It's a bit powerful, he is still a 19-year-old child after all, his parents have spoiled him since he was a child, in fact, his body is not very good..."

As soon as the voice fell, the latest variety show trailer produced by Jinghai TV station appeared on the screen.

Guan Yi has always been not interested in these bells and whistles, so he had to change the channel after taking the remote control from Fang Cang.

However, the picture flashed, and the photo of the two of them on the screen instantly caught Guan Yi's attention.

Guan Yi pressed the pause button, pointed forward with trembling fingers, and pointed in disbelief at the handsome young man on the screen who was close to Gong Yu's cheek and smiling like a Labrador:

"This... is this fucking Guan Heng?"

Fang Cang turned his head and glanced at the screen, nodded his head and said:

"...It's the president's second younger brother who is sick and unable to work."

The author has something to say: Guan Chacha has a deep meaning: you are down-to-earth and willing to work...Brother Fang Cang, you are really...

Guan Yimai is extremely irritable: work!Work hard and work hard!

Assistant Fang smiled: Yes, President, what Xiaoheng was talking about was indeed work.

Guan Chacha showed an innocent face: Yes, brother, I have no other intentions

Gong Jinzhu still hesitated: I don't think the matter is that simple, President Guan, I suspect that there is something in Xiao Guan's words.

Guan Yimai helped his forehead speechlessly: No wonder you turned yourself into 0 with your own hands

Assistant Fang raised his eyebrows: Don't you too?

Guan Yimai's face froze: The puffer fish is full of anger.JPG

It’s the end of the month, everyone, hair tonic, pass it off (cover your mouth and shed tears)

感谢在2021-07-1917:33:01~2021-07-2017:58:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 27 bottles of summertrain; 10 bottles of Yusheng; 8 bottles of Houhou; 5 bottles of Yuluoqingqiu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!