I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#That day, the protagonist in the book has become the highest scenery, there is a ghost who suspects that the other party has angered the city owner#

As soon as my hand hurt, I realized that Rong Zhi was holding my arm beside me, her tearful eyes were very pitiful:

"City Master, are you possessed?"

Where is my obsession? It's clearly a nightmare!Although I don't know how I fell into a dream as a ghost, but the scene just now was too realistic.

The feeling of Rong Zhi hugging me turned my head up and down in an instant. I almost thought it was real just now, so I wore it again.

Woohoo, that's terrible.This woman Rong Zhi is really scary.

Because of the dream just now, I look at Rong Zhi with a bit of vigilance: "You are far away from this seat, what are you doing so close?" As I said, I waved my hands like chasing flies.

It must be because this woman is so unrestrained on weekdays that my dreams are full of strange things.

"City lord, do you despise my concubine?" Rong Zhi cried fiercely while talking, not at all as mighty as the "Rong Zhi" in the dream, squatting on my chest: "City lord, Is it wrong for me to do something wrong? You tell me that my body will change, please don't drive me away."

No, when did I say I was going to drive her away?

I was a little dazed, and even wondered if my reaction was too strong when I was dreaming, and then I said something ugly.

Do I have the habit of talking in my sleep?

I have been here for a long time, and I haven't even slept a few times. I have long forgotten whether I would grind my teeth and sleepwalk and snore after falling asleep.

"I...didn't do anything just now, did I?" I blushed and looked at Rong Zhi nervously.

What if I couldn't hold back my anger unknowingly?

It is said that ghosts don't eat and don't need to digest, so they don't need to exhaust the human body, right?

Rong Zhi's body stiffened, her eyes flickered when she got up, she was a bit shy, she didn't dare to meet my gaze.

"Just now the city lord grabbed my concubine and said that he wanted...to..." Rong Zhi thumped my chest with some embarrassment: "He said he wanted to marry me in the bridal chamber."

"you put......"

I remember that my last sentence was clearly that I don't want a bridal chamber. Could it be that what I said was intermittent, which caused Rong Zhi to listen like this?

Well, it's also possible, otherwise what's the benefit of her lying?

but......

I couldn't help but glanced at Rong Zhi, seeing that the other party didn't dare to look at me because of her shyness, so I secretly rubbed the place where I was beaten just now.

What does this little lady eat on weekdays?Why is it so powerful?Is she really a woman from an ordinary family?

After a while, Rong Zhi was finally coaxed, and then I remembered the protagonist Shou who was arrested.

At this moment, Lu Bai should be at the Immortal Alliance Conference, why would he be wandering around the ghost town in the middle of the night?Even if the plot is corrected, there must be some reason why he came here.

I actually kind of wanted to fool the protagonist.

After all, it is the protagonist's shou. Even if there are no peerless treasures or golden fingers on his body, at least he will have the aura of the protagonist. With the help of the protagonist's shou, maybe the construction progress of the ghost city will be accelerated.

Needle does not poke.

But here comes the question, how should I fool the protagonist?

The other party is righteous, and I am the owner of the ghost city, so I should be classified as evil by those people. I have been influenced by the righteous way since I was a child, would the other party be willing to stay in the ghost city?

I said I was going to see Lu Bai, and the guardian right took me there.

This is an abandoned dungeon. It was originally used to hold prisoners. Now that the ghosts can pass through the walls, they can't be locked up at all. Except for some "family-loving" ghosts, no ghosts will appear here.

It has been barren for a long time and weeds have grown. I also saw some ghosts wearing prison uniforms before death, unkempt, with their hands through the gaps in the wooden fence, whining: "My lord, I am innocent, I am innocent. …”

I:......

There was a ghost, Yuemo, who was a little excited after seeing no ghost for a long time, and accidentally slipped out of it.

"Oh, I accidentally wore it out, my lord, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." The ghost bowed to me very politely, and then dutifully put it back on and started his "begging" ".

I:......

It's not what I want to say, but these ghosts are too dramatic.

I think that in the future, the ghost town can set up a theater troupe and let the ghosts here perform in plays, they will be very happy.

The innermost one was Lu Bai's cell, the cell door was sealed with a barrier, he had no way to get out, he could only watch those ghosts play the role of the poor who was wronged and imprisoned for a while, and the impatient warden for a while. Playing the role of the ruthless and selfless Qingtian Grandpa...

I've seen the loveless look on the main character's face.

To tell you the truth, if I were to stay one night in these conditions, I'd have nothing to love.

As soon as he saw me, Lu Bai's eyes suddenly lit up, he wished he could pounce on the right guardian behind me, and looked at me timidly: "Senior brother..."

Right Protector said coldly: "Young Master Lu, don't shout, this is the Lord of our ghost town, not your brother."

Oops, this is the protagonist's fault, it doesn't matter if you call me a few more senior brothers, just get closer.

"No problem."

"You said you were my little junior, but what evidence do you have?"

Of course I know that this is my little junior brother, but on the bright side, I still have to put on a show. After all, I am the wise and mighty ghost town lord, so I don’t want to get acquainted with him too quickly. If I am too enthusiastic, I will give in What should I do if the other party mistakenly thinks that I have some intentions?

Although I do have the idea of ​​hugging my thigh.

"Yes, yes." Lu Bai hurriedly took off the jade pendant around his waist: "This is the jade pendant on Master's body, and there is a trace of Master's spiritual sense on it, and Master said that he would protect me in case of trouble. "

As he spoke, Lu Bai scratched his head in embarrassment.

[Ghost Jianchou sees the jade pendant on Lu Bai's body, a trace of sadness and resentment inevitably flashes in his eyes.That jade pendant was given to Master as a birthday gift by him, but now not only did it fall into someone else's hands, Master was also worried about the other party, and attached his own distraction to it.Unexpectedly, even without him as a disciple, the other party would still cherish other disciples. ]

[He's not the only one. ]

In the original text, because Gui Jianchou saw this jade pendant, when he was about to snatch it, he was attacked by the divine consciousness above him. When he thought that the great elder had done this to protect Lu Bai, he became even more jealous.

After all, he was the only one under the Great Elder's sect before, so he was more or less unbalanced.

I'm different, I haven't gotten along with that person, so naturally I won't feel those sour feelings; plus Lu Bai is the protagonist, he's obviously soft-hearted and silly, Bai has no intentions, and now he's just a young master just out of the school , Naturally because of fear, he had to take out the jade pendant to prove his words.

What a poor little one.

Pretending to look at it a few times, as if it was an unimportant thing, I casually threw it back to Lu Bai, then stared blankly for a while, pretending to be thinking.

Well, next, we can justifiably release the protagonist Shou, and then entertain him with delicious food and drinks; when the protagonist Shou discovers the benefits of the ghost town, he will definitely publicize the ghost town to others when he returns, so that others will not be so afraid Ghost town, my tourism industry will be driven up.

I'm a little business genius.

After I decided to do this, I clapped my hands, and I found that all the ghosts except the right protector were trembling three times, and the protagonist Shou looked at me with a pale face.

Oh, I forgot, I'm that vicious and evil ghost in the rumors.

"Let him out and find some food for him."

"Senior brother... I'm bigu." Lu Bai looked at me timidly, like a little white rabbit looking at a big beast.

"So early?"

I really don't understand, there are so many delicacies in the world, why these cultivators want to learn bigu, if everything I eat is delicious, I want to eat it too.

Turning around, I saw Lu Bai looking at me eagerly, with hope in his eyes.

Oh, I get it, it must be that the other party wants to eat, but in adversity, it is not easy to ask for it, for fear that I will dislike him.

Well, it must be so.

Hmph, I'm a ghost town, can't I find something to eat for my junior brother?

Thinking about it, I waved my palm, Lu Bai couldn't help but took a step back, I looked at him suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Don't I just want to pretend to be a B and give off my damn hormones?Why does the younger brother look at me with a very fierce look, as if I would kill him?

I realized that I might have been wrong, because the younger brother suddenly looked at me with that pitiful look:

"No... nothing."

"Look at your thin appearance, how can you manage without eating?" I looked at Lu Bai's thin and thin body with disgust. Although Lu Bai looked weak in the early stage of the book, I didn't expect to be so weak: "In order not to go back and those people will say that I abused you."

I ordered the right protector to lead the other party out and give him something to eat.

Seeing the other party sitting on top of a dangerous building, looking at the movable fingers in front of the dinner plate, his face was pale, especially the right guard standing behind him, looking fierce, as if Lu Bai didn't eat those things, he immediately killed the other party .

Does the Right Protector have any misunderstandings about food?

Why do I feel that Lu Bai will definitely say that I abused him after leaving the ghost town?

Wait, don't these people also feed Rong Zhi these things?Thinking of the tall Rong Zhi shrinking into a pitiful ball, her body trembled uncontrollably, but the ghost behind her urged her with a very fierce tone.

It's so miserable, no wonder I said why Rong Zhi is always so considerate to me.She probably thought that I was instigating those ghosts. In order not to let herself be like this again, she made up her mind to dedicate herself to me in exchange for a better life.

very pitiful.

Thinking that I have always misunderstood Rong Zhi, that a girl is in so much pain every day, she has done ideological struggles and posted it shamelessly, and I still treat her so fiercely, Rong Zhi must feel pain and discomfort in her heart.

I didn't even notice these details before, and said that I would be good to others. I really didn't have to be a ghost.

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