I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#儿女双全 is really the pinnacle of ghost life#

After confirming the day to go to Xianmeng, the entire main hall has been in a downturn.

For example, the ghosts who like to go around on weekdays stopped kicking their heads, and followed Rong Zhi pitifully, sneaking glances at me from time to time.

Subconsciously touching my face, I wondered if there was something growing on my face.

When I was about to leave later, Di Lingling hugged my leg and cried and realized that it was because of reluctance.

Woohoo, these ghosts are really good, and I can't bear it.

But seeing a group of ghosts crying blood and tears while wiping their faces, because the movements of their hands mixed the rotten flesh with blood and tears, I almost couldn't hold back my vomiting.

Forget it, there is nothing to be reluctant to part with, now I don't have such a mood at all.

This is not okay, I would be scared if I saw it, let alone a normal person.

"Don't be lazy during my absence, you must practice hard." With a serious face, I squeezed Lingling's intact face: "If I come back and see someone still looks like before death, I will Sent him to sweep the streets."

These ghosts stopped crying as soon as they heard what I said, just like pressing the mute button.

Protector You still does not give up and wants to go with us: "City Master, let the subordinates guard your safety with you."

The concern in the other party's eyes was very sincere.

At least at this moment, I believe that Protector You must be worried about me. As for the reason, I don't know.

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I held the right protector's hand and looked at him with sincere eyes. I believed that such a smart ghost as You protector would understand what I meant.

So one ghost, one person and one spiritual cultivation, embarked on the road to Xianmeng.

Because he was afraid that Lu Bai would hurt me, the right guardian locked Lu Bai's cultivation early in the morning; I originally the other party would blame me, but he just waved his hand with a pale face: "Senior brother, it doesn't matter, if this can make you If you don't worry, I can do it."

What a good junior brother in the world!Why didn't Gui Jianchou cherish such a junior at all?It's really puzzling.

I really want to help Lu Bai untie it, but I don't understand it very well, and I heard that if ghost energy enters Lingxiu's body rashly, it will easily cause harm.

Since the protagonist doesn't need it, I won't help to untie it, so as not to cause secondary damage to the other party.And when you go to the Immortal Alliance Conference, you can also ask those elders to help you untie it, which will definitely be much safer than a novice like him.

Well, then I will not understand it.

I silently retracted my hand again.

For some reason, Rong Zhi, who was sitting next to her, suddenly laughed out loud. Seeing me looking at her with a dazed face, she smiled and waved her hands: "It's nothing, I just suddenly thought of a very funny joke."

Because Rong Zhi is a human being who must eat, I was greedy, thinking about how Lu Bai, a spiritual practitioner, would see us not eating well, so I beat three swan cranes down.

It looks like a small white crane with a comb.

Rong Zhi was not lying when she said that she learned cooking skills from Aunt Liu. When she killed cranes, plucked hairs and put them on sticks to bake, her movements were crisp and neat, and she was extremely handsome, making ghosts blush and heartbeat.

Especially when killing the crane, Rong Zhi held the dagger and cut it expressionlessly. Although it was a bit scary at that moment, I really couldn't help the deer bumping around.

So handsome and so safe.

I think that if it is Rong Zhi, she does not need my protection at all, she is very independent, brave, and smart, and she is completely a model for women in the new era.Even in modern times, Rong Zhi is very popular.

Although he is a little taller and stronger, he should be very suitable to be a fitness trainer.

I was suddenly a little curious, would Rong Zhi have abdominal muscles?Even a little want to see.

After thinking about it, his eyes unconsciously fell on the other person's stomach.

Think of me as a modern white chicken, even if I wear it on the body of the city lord of the ghost town, this body is just a faint outline of abdominal muscles, which can't satisfy my heart with eight-pack abs at all.

Thinking about it carefully, Rong Zhi's head rested on a body with eight-pack abs, and I couldn't help shaking.

It seems to be a little bit strange, a bit like the King Kong Barbie that people say.

But in this case, Rong Zhi is not afraid of being bullied, is she?

But now it is ancient times, and women are always proud of being petite. People like Rong Zhi must have been discriminated against since childhood.

Thinking of poor Rong Zhi wiping her tears, I couldn't help but feel distressed.

Which family's girl shouldn't be pampered like a little princess, and it's not what the little lady wanted to have such a body.

While watching Rong Zhi scratching the feathers of the bird, I secretly thought, as long as I am around, I will definitely pet Rong Zhi lawlessly.

Anyway, in modern times, I would occasionally play those dress-up games when I was bored.Hehehe, my goose girl is so pretty.

Too bad I can't play it now.

He propped his chin and couldn't help sighing.

When I go to Xianmeng to exchange a lot of Lingyu this time, I will definitely buy a lot of clothes for Rong Zhi, and then match her with a dazzling array of accessories. I will give her the lost father's love.

It is not possible to be a husband and wife, but it is also possible to be the father of the other party.And at the age of ghosts, he can indeed be the father of the mortal lady Rong.

Well, I was really thoughtful.

Rong Zhi glanced at me, then suddenly threw the knife in her hand to the water's edge, with fear in her eyes: "City Lord, I'm so scared."

I silently looked at the three birds that were neatly handled by the bank, and recalled Rong Zhi's actions just now, and now I don't feel handsome at all, and even feel that my neck is a little cold.

It's better not to think about changing clothes, but think about if I have a showdown with Rong Zhi in the future, I only like men, will the other party suddenly wipe my neck at night.

Look at that crisp and neat method, I don't think I have to wait for my reaction, I just chirp.

Then I was tickled by the smell similar to roast chicken, and I completely forgot what happened just now.

Alas, if only I could learn to walk thousands of miles in a small way, so that I can take two people across at once.

It's a pity that I am still afraid of heights, so I can only rely on walking.

If you leave, you will have to wait another night, and you will not arrive until the daytime of the third day.

Think about how I, the majestic lord of a city, have fallen to such a point where I have to leave.

"Senior brother." Lu Bai looked at me with puzzled eyes: "Why don't we fly over directly, isn't it faster?"

I paused when I was going to get food, and then pretended to be calm: "I just thought, this is my first time going to the Xianmeng, so don't be too ostentatious, lest my attitude be misunderstood by the leader."

Nope, I just can't fly.

"That's it." Lu Bai smiled at me: "Senior brother, you're still thinking carefully."

Ahhhh, the protagonist Shou smiled at me!

I know what is meant by "you smile, the spring is warm and the flowers bloom". As expected of my junior brother, the smile is so contagious!

What kind of cutie is this.

Then a bird replaced the handsome face of the protagonist Shou. Rong Zhi held it up and said with a smile: "City Lord, don't you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, you will burn it."

Rong Zhi is also a caring little cutie!

I feel like I am the happiest ghost in the world right now.

Night is always the most dangerous time, but because it is between the two realms of Xianmeng and Ghost City, and the ghosts are usually bound by the enchantment, so the night here is still a relatively safe place.

I thought that when I squinted for a while like before, suddenly there was something leaning against me, and it was still hugging my arms. I was so scared that I thought it was something, and then I found out that it was Rong Zhi.

"What's the matter?" Because of Dad's love for the female goose, I think we still need to care about Rong Zhi, but after all, even if there is an outsider, I can't do this.

Oh, no, the protagonist Shou is my younger brother, so he cannot be called an outsider.But if you don't call it an outsider...is it possible to call...an insider?

You can't think about it, you can't think about it, the protagonist is attacked by the protagonist, if I dare to fight with the protagonist, wouldn't it be easier for me to die?And if two zeros are together, there will be no good results. I don't have the consciousness to do 1 for love.

I'm really not a high-minded ghost.

"I'm afraid." Sure enough, Rong Zhi was looking for a sense of security here because she was afraid: "I don't feel safe at night, and I have so many things on me."

Rong Zhi carried quite a lot of things on her body, I watched with my own eyes that she dug out more than a dozen cosmos bags, and emptied most of the caves; although I don't know where she put those dozen cosmos bags, But the other party is now considered a rich woman.

The girl is away from home, and she is also a beautiful girl, no, she has a beautiful face, which is easy to be targeted by bad guys.

I patted the other person on the shoulder: "It's okay, you go to sleep, I will watch over you."

Then Lu Bai snorted.

I looked at the other party, Lu Bai was lowering his head at the moment, I couldn't see the other party's expression clearly, but a faint sadness lingered around the other party.

Oh, I see, it must be because Lu Bai saw that I only comforted Rong Zhi, he was injured.

After all, I am his senior brother. If the master is not around, wouldn't it mean that the elder brother is the father? !

Good guy, I have both sons and daughters, I am the peak of ghost life.

Alas, because Lu Bai was jealous, he didn't dare to speak out, for fear of offending me, and thought he was a small-hearted person, so he didn't dare to speak out his truest thoughts.

so poor.

In an instant, my paternal aura exploded again.

"Junior Brother." I showed a smile that I thought was very kind: "You can also sit next to me, it will be safer by my side."

In case of encountering a wild beast or something, I can protect the two cubs in time.

"Hmph." It came from Rong Zhi's direction.When I looked over, I didn't know if it was my illusion, but I saw Rong Zhi rolled her eyes.

A very big white eye.

It must be my illusion...As a little fairy, how could Rong Zhi do such vulgar actions?

The author says:

I think I have been telling S before that I seem to be exercising my abdominal muscles hahahahaha, I don’t know if I have told you about it, but at that time S also told me that you are training like a King Kong Barbie?

Ghost Sorrow: This is the pinnacle of ghost life.

Cheap Daughter Rongzhi:? ? ?

Cheap son Lu Bai:? ? ?