I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#今日鬼见悲 is the strange lemon essence#

When Rong Zhi was around, Lu Bai obviously didn't like Rong Zhi; now that he changed his appearance and identity, it was obvious that Lu Bai still didn't like her.

It turns out that some people are naturally discordant, so it makes sense to think so.

I can't help feeling a little regretful in my heart, I really hope that Rong Zhi can have a good relationship with the protagonist Shou.After all, a single hair plucked from the protagonist's leg might bring him something good.

Rong Zhi didn't care, she would always use the excuse of discussing cultivation, and then take the opportunity to push Lu Bai aside.

Lu Baike gave me a pitiful smile, the smile looked very forced.

Alas, why is this day so like a concubine fighting for favor, and then I am that scumbag?

Life in Sannomiya Sixth Hospital is really difficult, but fortunately I don't have that kind of thought.

During the small fights, unconsciously came to a place with a stream, backed by mountains and trees in front, the small place surrounded by it was like a clean little peach garden outside the world.

Moaning in my heart and sitting on a rock, Lu Bai and Rong Zhi fought to sit next to me, and then the two squeezed me down...

Squeeze into the water.

However, the two culprits looked at me eagerly, and their sincere eyes fell on me. I am not good at favoring anyone, and I am not willing to talk about anyone.

Gan, I blame the stone, okay!Would I have fallen if it hadn't been so slippery? !

The lower body was wet, and the upper body was splashed with a lot of water. The whole ghost looked like a drowned rat.

Miserable.

Neither of them could say anything, so I gambled and hugged the drenched hem of my clothes, and sat on another rock, with my back to the two of them.

Too much, really too much.

While angrily poking the villain of two people in his heart, he wanted to try to dry his clothes with ghost energy, but he didn't expect that because of his immaturity, the clothes would be torn hole after hole...

Failed.

This time I went from holding wet clothes to holding rotten clothes.

"City Lord?"

When I was in a daze and prepared to think about life, there was a voice next to my ear, I blinked blankly, looked around, and found that Rong Zhi and Lu Bai were still looking at me.

I'm still angry.

"City Lord, don't be angry, okay, it's my fault, I know I'm wrong~"

The voice clearly belonged to Rong Zhi, I looked at the other party, but Rong Zhi's mouth didn't move, but the voice came into my ears, and the other party looked at me blinking, as if they were going to discharge me.

Niubi, how did Rong Zhi do it!

In a trance, I remembered that it was a world of cultivating immortals, and it was not a particularly strange thing to have spiritual consciousness to transmit sound.

No, isn't Rong Zhi an ordinary person?Why is it not surprising that he can transmit sound with spiritual consciousness? !

And I still can't...

A little sour.

This kind of feeling is like the rookie you thought suddenly became a full-level boss who is coaxed by cowhide, and you were crushed by the other party before you abused the dish.

And Rong Zhi lied to me!

Isn't she an ordinary person? !

It's as if she didn't call herself an ordinary person either.

But that's what I found!Could it be that the Right Protector lied to me?

What is the picture of the right protector?Is Tu Rongzhi good-looking?

Thinking of Rong Zhi's tall figure, which is different from that of a woman, a strange thought arises in my heart.

Could Rong Zhi be a man?

Thinking about it, it seems to be the same, Rong Zhi's words and deeds don't look like an ordinary woman, but sometimes she likes to chat with me...does any man like this?

I'm also woo-woo at most.

When I thought that Rong Zhi might be a man, my heart became even more confused, and I couldn't help but glance at the other's crotch.

I can't ask someone in front of him if he is a man, right?

What if Rong Zhi thinks I'm humiliating him?

No, is the other party a man? What should I aim at his crotch?It's too impolite.

It's over, it's over, as soon as this thought arises, it can't go away in my mind, and my heart is panicked, my eyes are stuck there like glue, and I can't move.

Woohoo, am I a little wretched?

I feel that the way Rong Zhi looks at me has changed a bit.

Rong Zhi, who was sitting across from me, seemed embarrassed, and fiddled with the hem of her clothes unnaturally, covering her legs.

No, didn't I just take a few more glances?

Oh, Rong Zhi is a girl, at least according to the information that Guardian You gave me, even if I pretend to be a man, it seems a little bad for me to look at her with such straight eyes...

Any girl would say I'm a hooligan.

He forcefully forced himself to turn his head, not to look.

But my heart is very itchy, I really want to know who Rong Zhi is.

It is still in the realm of emptiness, which is not a suitable environment for conversation. I plan to ask Rong Zhi carefully after passing this "dungeon" safely.

"Brother, there is a cave over there."

I, who was still thinking about something, was attracted by Lu Bai's voice, followed where the other pointed, and saw half a hole in a hidden corner.

I was really not blind just now, right?

Although this hole is somewhat secretive, it is not enough for others to ignore it.

Suddenly I felt a little stuffy, and felt a little emotional, could this be the legendary golden finger?

I'm sour again, and I want it too.

I think I'm just an unreasonable lemon extract, and I will be sour when I see anyone who has good things.

I get sour when I see that Rong Zhi can transmit sound, and I also get sour when I find out that Lu Bai has golden fingers. I'm afraid I was a lemon reincarnated in my previous life.

The sourness turned sour, but thinking about what great inheritance Lu Bai might have after entering the cave, I am still happy for this junior brother.

And I'm a big villain!As a big villain, can I have no benefit at all? !

In fact, I was thinking too much...

In the cave where the three of them entered together, Lu Bai would encounter some fairy grass treasures from time to time. Although it was not a special treasure, it still made people have to feel Lu Bai's good luck; So many, but also took some things.

In particular, Rong Zhi also obtained a sword comparable to a fairy weapon.

I:……

On the other hand, I have nothing!Nothing at all!

If it wasn't because of the previous plot, Gui Jianchou had been targeting Lu Bai in the early stage, and in the end he almost let Lu Bai fall, causing big trouble for the other party, I doubted whether the original owner was a cannon fodder.

But luck is considered balanced, even if there is nothing good, at least I haven't encountered any bad things...

Just thinking about it, then I guessed a soft thing on my foot, which gave me goosebumps.

I dare not lift my feet up.

"Master Gu, Junior Brother..." I swallowed, feeling as if I was in the ice.

I am a ghost, I am a ghost, I am a ghost, only others are afraid of me, not me.

You are a ghost right now, don't be cowardly...

Seeing Rong Zhi and Lu Bai's serious expressions when they saw me, I was so scared that I was about to cry.

I'm just an ordinary person with lust and no guts, what if I die?Will Protector You treat those ghosts well after taking office?He won't take the place of Gui Jianchou, but he can't think about taking the path of a villain and going against the protagonist, right?

I haven't seen what the beautiful master looks like yet, and I haven't emptied the realm of emptiness to raise a ghost town. Can a poor ghost town support those little devils?

I don't know if I fell here, those little devils will cry to death...

"Don't lift your feet." Rong Zhi said in a deep voice.

I dare not lift it.

"Don't let it go!" Lu Bai's tone was also full of excitement: "The rare Shezhi, I didn't expect to be discovered by you, brother."

The protagonist Shou's eyes are bright, with admiration and admiration in his eyes: "Brother, you are really good. You have to step on the snake that others have to arrange before they can catch it."

???

From Lu Bai's tone, I don't think I will die.

And I look like a cowhide.

I coughed a little unnaturally, and immediately put on a steady expression: "It's just some little tricks worth mentioning."

What is Shezhi?Is it something awesome?Or what kind of peerless baby?

"City Lord, be careful." Rong Zhi approached cautiously: "Don't act rashly, although the snake zhi is a rare treasure of heaven and earth, if you are bitten by it, the consequences will be unpredictable."

"And possibly die."

I am, is it that serious?

Now I don't dare to think about this baby at all, I'm just worried that I will be bitten by the other party if I don't step on it, and I won't even die.

The more worried I was for my own safety, the harder I stepped.

When she squatted closer, Rong Zhi saw it clearly. When she looked up, she had a strange expression on her face: "City Master, you just stepped on the seven inches of Shezhi, and you trampled it to death..."

Ok? ? ?

died?

I saw Rong Zhi carelessly pulling on Shezhi's tail, because I trampled her head to pieces, the flesh of the head was torn apart, and purple liquid was dripping down.

Rong Zhi immediately took a bottle to pick it up.

"Snake Mushroom, although it is a plant, it got its name because it looks like a snake. The skin, its flesh, and its blood all have extremely high medicinal value." Rong Zhi explained to me while processing: "However, its blood and saliva are extremely toxic. If you touch it without timely treatment, it is easy to cause problems; in addition, Snake Zhi is like a snake, slippery, and has a bit of alertness. Everyone wants to catch it. It is also extremely difficult. Therefore, Shezhi is worth a thousand items outside."

Rong Zhi looked into my eyes with a smile: "The city lord's stepping on it is really terrible. The size of this snake mushroom is at least 500 years old. It is a rare spiritual treasure. If someone else finds out, I don’t know how many people are flocking to it.”

Then am I on the cusp?

Fortunately, there are only me, Rong Zhi and Lu Bai here.

Wait, shouldn't all such good things be received by the protagonist?How could it still be my turn?

After I reacted, I realized that I was smashed by the big baby.

Hee hee hee, sure enough, I am worthy of being a big villain, God will give me some resources to fight against it anyway.

The author says:

Rong Zhi: I am exploring the secret realm and exchanging feelings with my Ah Jian.

Lu Bai: I am exploring the secret realm and exchanging feelings with my senior brother.

Right Protector: ... (you have been banned)

Suddenly, I feel that the right guardian is quite miserable, and I feel that Lu Bai can also... Well, I'm starting to waver.

The main male protagonist, Rong Zhi:? ? ?