I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

#misfortune#

The question now is how to wake up these two people who have been so frightened that they have passed out.

All the ghosts surrounded the two people in a circle, chattering.

"Or if we bite off one of his fingers, he will wake up from the pain?"

As soon as I swiped the knife, the ghost who proposed just now silently pulled out one of his fingers and gnawed on his own.

Although I am proud of these ghosts who have worked hard to suppress their desire to eat people, but every time I see them take off a certain part of their body and eat them without changing their expressions, I still feel a little physically uncomfortable.

Let me go, I'm really not suitable to be a ghost.

"I heard that cold water is poured outside." A half-grown young ghost suggested: "Isn't it written like this in the scriptures? If the confession was extracted by torture, the man accidentally fainted, and the poor master brought a basin of cold water." poured the footwashing water on it, so that the man would wake up.”

Oh, look, this kid must have read "novels" on weekdays, well, he has the demeanor of mine back then, and he is a formidable young man.

Of course, it is not advisable to go absconding during cultivation, and it is easy to go astray.

Just as the other ghosts were about to say something, one of them who was unconscious made a small sound, as if he was slowly waking up.

The active decapitated ghost hugged his head and squeezed through the ghost crowd: "I'll come! I'll come!"

Seeing that he couldn't squeeze through, he stretched out his hand holding his head, and put his head in front of the opponent: "Hey, mortal, are you about to wake up?"

After speaking, he realized that his face was facing the wrong place, so he moved his hand and changed his face in a different direction.

...What's the matter with this strange ancient translation accent?

The man just woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he found a head was held by a hand, and then the face was still slowly turning towards him.

Rolling his eyes and closing them, the person who finally woke up passed out again.

The decapitated ghost looked at me innocently.

Why are you looking at me!It's not that I fainted!

It is conceivable how strong my psychological quality is. I have to experience such a thing at least once a day, and I can maintain the image of a city lord without changing my face. It is really not easy for me!

"Oh, you can't."

Another ghost stepped forward: "Look at me!"

He stared at him, puffed up his cheeks, and blew vigorously, until his neck was covered with blue veins.

The wind was blowing, and the opponent's hair was blown away.

Good guy, I know which one is blowing the dark wind every night at that time.

It's sick to not sleep at night, sneaking outside the city lord's palace to blow the dark wind!It made me wonder how poor the ghost town really was, and why the palace of the lord of the city still leaks air!

Of course, it didn't get any better.

Now I feel both guilty and amused when I see these two hapless people being forced to suffer pain that I shouldn't have to endure at the time.

Finally someone can understand my "happiness" at that time!

"Okay, spread out." I said, "Stay apart, Ah Zhi, you go."

Suddenly being cueed, Rong Zhi looked at me inexplicably: "What am I going to do?"

"You are the most friendly person in the whole ghost town." I deliberately elongated my tone and said, "This kind of thing should be left to our capable wife of the city lord."

Rong Zhi looked at the pavilion master with a smile on his face. The pavilion master who was still smiling and watching the show froze for a while, and was forced to go forward, using spiritual power to wake up the two hapless people, and at the same time use spiritual power to calm them invisibly Feeling panic, Bian said softly: "They arrested you not to eat you, but to ask for something."

Among the two unlucky guys who were caught was a little fat man who was white and tender, and the fabric of his clothes looked good. At first glance, he was the young master who was used to fine clothes and fine clothes; Compared with the young master's skinny skin, it looks very rough. You can probably guess that it is a pair of master and servant. I don't know if they are out of order, but they are really brave. They just ran out like this. Anyway, luck Not so good.

"Anyway, if you don't agree, let's eat."

Because she was too short, Di Lingling climbed up the tree at some point, grabbed the branches with both hands, and swung around like a monkey: "I think that fat white guy is pretty good, if you bite it down, it must be fragrant and fragrant." .”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomy"

I don't know why, but I always feel that this is a bit familiar.

Well, this is not me, I will not cry so embarrassingly.

To cry is to cry in my heart!

Perhaps the fat white man ate too much when he was arrested, and cried so sadly that he suddenly burst into a big hiccup while crying.

Hey...why is this person so careless?Looking at a young boy who is white and clean, he must be raised by a wealthy family, why is he hiccupping.

One hiccup started, and one after another, the ghosts couldn't stop laughing.

"This little boy looks full of energy, and he is the first-class food at first sight."

"No... hiccup... hiccup... no no, I don't... hiccup... delicious!"

"They were joking." The pavilion master couldn't stand it anymore, with a smile on his face, he stepped forward slightly, blocking the sight of the fat man, and said softly: "Because the ghost city wants to blend into the market, I invite you two to experience it." Once, give the ghost town a good name when you come back to life."

"Woooooo...you look... hiccup...you look like a dog, you are no different from those ghosts." The fat white man managed to stop hiccup, and stared at the pavilion master with tears in his eyes: "Your ghost city is the chief culprit of the plague back then. Ghosts will always be ghosts. No matter how high-sounding it is, it is a conspiracy!"

It's not the fault of the ghost town, it's clearly the problem of those righteous people.

When I was about to blurt out, I found that I couldn't open my mouth, and couldn't express what I read in the book at all.

The ghost in the book is sad because he is disappointed with this world, and he feels that it is useless to say more, so he no longer defends himself; but I know!I know everything!Why don't you let me talk? !Why should we blame us!

It's not just that I can't tell the truth, when Fatty Bai's voice just fell, I felt a little creepy for a moment, and I could feel the ghost power all over my body strengthened.

Half of the ghosts in the ghost town are nearby, and Fatty Bai almost yelled out his words, and almost everyone heard them.

The smiles on the faces of the ghosts who were just joking disappeared, and a gloomy, strong ghost aura floated on their bodies; Lingxiu's posture changed slightly, and he could clearly feel the vigilance of the other party.

The author has something to say: Yu Tiantian: wuliyyy1005

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