I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

I thought these ghosts were prejudiced against me because of unwarranted rumors, but they secretly wanted to prepare me.

The reason was that the little fat man wanted to go home before his birthday, and the ghosts wanted to surprise me on my birthday.

But some of them don't even remember their own birthdays, so they don't know the birthdays of Gui Jianchou and me, so at the suggestion of some ghosts, they gave me a surprise these days.

I thought of the last "surprise" again.

Hopefully it won't be a shock.

The last time the ghost town gathered like this was when I married Rong Zhi, and I suddenly realized that I had been in this world for half a year.

The seemingly poor "throne" has not changed at all in its original position.

No, the palace has been pushed, so can't this "throne" be moved?

I feel that I am in the middle every time, just like the monument of a great man.

I sat on it tremblingly, obviously wanting to carefully test whether it was a fraud, but under the watchful eyes of so many ghosts, I gritted my teeth and sat on it directly.

Fortunately, it's not as tight as I imagined, nor is it very tight.

Although I was a little scared, I actually still had a little hope in my heart.

What if it's a big surprise?

He rubbed his hands secretly, wanting to wait for such a mysterious surprise from them.

I don't forgive them for their behavior these days if surprises aren't good enough.

hum.

I saw Di Lingling holding a few pieces of paper in his hand, and flew to the stage shyly: "City Master, we only thought of it when we saw the post-playing review written by Qian Qian a few days ago."

Qian Qian is the pet name these devils give to the little fat man.The little fat man is called Qian Sheng, and calling Sheng Sheng is not pleasant, so he simply called him Qian Qian.

Although the other party's mouth did have a slight gap at the beginning, it can be regarded as their only human friend.

In fact, I seriously suspect that these bastards are looking for money. They shout money and money every day, just wanting more money in their pockets.

Di Lingling shook the paper in his hands, held his head high, and if he wore a school uniform and a red scarf or something, he would look like an outstanding young pioneer speaking on a podium.

My eyelids twitched, and I always had a bad feeling.

"My city lord, he makes ghosts worry."

This familiar beginning made me feel like I was dreaming back to primary school, with bulging eyelids. I don’t know if I will be a laughing stock in the future, but the degree of bulging eyelids makes me wonder if my body is not there. The question arises, why is it jumping so hard.

"He is a very powerful ghost. Even when he was crossing the catastrophe, he did not forget to break the barrier and give the ghost city a freedom."

Low-key and low-key, it was really just an accident at the time.

I thought so, but my nose couldn't help but stick up.

"Not only that, for the sake of the future of the entire ghost city, regardless of his own safety, he took the wife of the city lord to the Fairy League for diplomacy, so that the spiritual practitioners outside could see how powerful the ghost city is; not only that, he also entered a dangerous situation and sent the fairy All the things belonging to the League were brought back."

Me: ...No boy, I don't.

"Such a city lord, he is still a smart and brave ghost. He seems to have a lot of wonderful ideas in his head. He taught us to count strange numbers, and taught us to kick our heads. He also built many houses that are more beautiful than before. , and a great amusement park."

Di Lingling speaks well, when talking about numbers, she still snaps her fingers; the middle finger that was crushed during her lifetime has only one knuckle left, which is short and moves every now and then.This reminds me of when I taught the group of devils Arabic numerals, because of their physical defects, they always looked strange when counting two and three.

At that time, Di Lingling was very sleepy, and she didn't even like to study with other children.

But guys, when did I teach you head kicks? ! ! !I am obviously teaching you how to play football.

"Our city lord is still very caring. He will not eat ghosts to improve his strength, nor will he discriminate against us because of our flaws, and he will not even despise us for being stupid or dirty, and will take the initiative to put down his figure and follow us. Play." Di Lingling began to sob:

"Obviously we sometimes feel disgusting when we look at each other, and we are all different from the city lord and the right protector. The city lord taught us how to take care of ourselves and told us to love cleanliness."

I immediately thought of the ghost town when I first came here. Most of the ghosts were dirty. Although they didn't really attract flies, sometimes they were... disgusted.

How can this be done?

Not to mention mortals and spiritual practitioners, I can't stand being a ghost, okay?

Ahem, actually playing with them is also because I have nothing to do for me.

"But..." Di Lingling's sudden and super loud turning point startled me, and I began to wonder if I was going to discuss my shortcomings.

"Such a wise and powerful city lord will also have a childish side. For example, he said that he was afraid that he would not be able to beat us in head kicks, so he didn't dare to compare, but he insisted that he was not interested in this game he invented."

...No, I'm really not interested.

And I didn't invent it either!I never said let you kick your head!

"Obviously I lost, but I still have to play tricks. The most common sentence is..." Di Lingling suppressed her voice, with a straight face, imitating my speech: "I am the lord of the city, I don't Comparing with you."

The audience immediately laughed.

Rong Zhi, who was sitting next to him, was also laughing, and whispered, "Di Lingling is quite similar."

Just didn't.

I snorted coldly.

I'm not like this usually!

"And he clearly knew that it was not good to work all the time, but after he let all the ghosts go to rest, he started working secretly again, and on the second day, he arrived earlier than anyone else, when everyone was there At that time, pretending to be surprised and shouting—”

Holding the paper, Di Lingling stared wide-eyed, couldn't close her small mouth, and exaggerated: "Which hardworking snail girl made this."

"Actually, we all know that this snail girl is the city lord himself."

"He always did a lot of things for us in silence, but he never took the initiative to tell others. He always looks like a stern face, but in fact he is the softest ghost in the world."

"He will find that we are unhappy, and then quietly stuff candy into our bed; he will find a ghost with a frowning face, and then secretly follow the other party like a pervert, and then help the other party when the other party is not paying attention. Problem solved."

At first, I was quite moved when I heard it, but after listening to it, I always feel a little bit sour.

What do you mean I look like a pervert?

Look at my handsome face, how can any pervert look like this?

"But I still want to say, the city lord is really stupid, ghosts can't taste the taste, why do you always stuff us with sugar?"

I feel like my veins are going to explode.

what happened?Do you want to be beaten?It's good to eat something.

"Our city owner is the best and best ghost in the world. He always wants to give us the best; when the ghost city has no money, he secretly sold all his treasures, and then closed the door himself. The ghosts grinned in distress. When the ghost city was still in ruins, he led everyone to transform it bit by bit, and even gave up his own palace."

"We will study hard, work hard to grow up, and become a ghost as good as Guardian Right, fulfill the wish of the city lord, and let him be the most salty city lord in the world."

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ups ? ?Can't you take me, who is wise and martial, as a role model?

Also, what does it mean to fulfill my wish, and what does it mean to be the most salty city lord in the world? !Where am I such a ghost without dreams.

Well, just a little thought.

I originally wanted to cry when I heard it, but Di Lingling's script had too many ups and downs, which caused me to be more than moved in the end, and my emotions were not in place at all.

But watching them cry one by one, I wonder if I should shed a few tears to show respect?

Alas, if they didn't tell me, I didn't expect that I would do so well.

That's just a little effort.

That's what I said, but if Gui Ziao could turn his nose up, my nose should be going straight to the sky at this moment.

"We've all heard the rumors these days." Di Lingling blinked: "But we didn't pay attention to it, because we are the one who knows best what kind of ghost you are, the city lord."

"Our city lord will always be the kind and wise city lord."

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Since this is the case, have you made it so mysterious these days just because of this speech?It made me think it was just a rumor.

Why did you suddenly say such provocative words, it made me not want to give up being the city lord.

In fact, they all like me. If I'm not here in the future, wouldn't they be very sad?

Rongji will too.

I suddenly became motivated, or in other words, started to rebel.

The plot has been changed so much, in fact, it is not a big deal to change the fate of a big villain.

Just like I am trying to change the ghost town bit by bit, I am also working hard to change my own destiny, maybe it will be a grand ending of the family carnival?

Thinking about it this way, I have nothing to hide from my own thoughts.I am planning to fight for the chance of survival, so I should fight for my feelings.

Hehehe, make a plan and confess your feelings to Rongzhi at night.

After all, she is her own daughter-in-law, so she should be pampered.

It is necessary to arrange a romantic place well.

Just when I began to yearn for a better life, the ghost guarding the gate shouted: "Lingxiu brought those two mortals back."

There was a little restlessness in the square, especially the gang of ghosts just now were making all kinds of weird expressions. After hearing this sentence, they subconsciously looked at me.

Why did Qian Sheng, who was supposed to go home, come back?

I have a bad feeling.

The author says:

The next step is to take the main line~ Although the ghosts are bumpy, they are still sweet~

I think my ghost is really a little angel, he always treats everything, people or ghosts in his clumsy way, and he treats spreading kindness as a common thing.The only shortcoming of my cub is that I always only see my own shortcomings (occasionally a little narcissistic hahahahaha)

Di Lingling's "speech" is like a tranquilizer for Guigui, he has already made up his mind~ So even if he follows the main line, he will try his best to change, as always~ (It's just that Guigui's true feelings have to be expressed slowly, Not so fast, it’s a very natural confession)