I'm a man who falls in love with his brain

It was me who overestimated the lethality of Master Meiren, and underestimated Rong Zhi's endurance.

"As the wife of the city lord, you should have the demeanor of everyone. How can you keep pestering your husband, how sticky and shameless you are when the sky is bright and bright."

I saw the beautiful master with a cold face, teaching Rong Zhi a serious lesson, but his hand was holding my arm, tightly attached, without the slightest gap.

It's over, let alone sleeping on the floor at night, even the door to go back to bed should not be able to enter.

I stood shivering between the two men.

"Master's words are a bit inappropriate." Rong Zhi pulled me away, without any intention of giving in, with a decent smile on his face, but his eyes seemed to kill people: "Master is already an elder, he should look like an elder , Thinking about it, I wouldn't do such absurd things as snatching ghosts from the juniors."

"This is my apprentice." There was dissatisfaction in the eyes of the beautiful master.

"This is my husband." Rong Zhi was not to be outdone.

What the hell is this.

One is the lord of the peak, and the other is the wife of the city lord, so young and naive!

The only mature and steady Lu Bai stood watching from the side, with a very serious expression, wondering what he was thinking; all the ghosts who had left the school were all lying on the wall watching.

"Do you think the master of the city lord is the prettiest, or the wife of the lord of the city?" I don't know which troublesome brat started the topic of war.

"I think the city lord's wife is pretty, otherwise why would the city lord not let her go?"

Little brat, I suspect that you are messing around. Do you really think that Rong Zhi can't hear what you say?

"I think the master of the city lord is still good-looking. When he looks at me, I feel that death is worthy of death, and being a ghost is worth it."

Good guy, when did this little mouth steal honey?Why are you so talkative.

"Don't think about it, you are already a ghost." The little ghost next to him broke the other's illusion: "The master of the city lord only looks at the city lord. You little devil doesn't even have the waist of others. Who would look down at you?"

The summary is very good.

The little ghosts who climbed the wall stopped discussing this issue, and then the two people who heard this topic all looked at me in unison.

What are you watching me do?

I didn't hear anything.

do not know anything.

The two looked at me stubbornly, and they must have wanted an answer from me.

Damn it, why did the people in the past like three wives and four concubines so much? They can't be coaxed by one person. Two people are going to go to heaven. Isn't a yard going to explode?

It was really difficult for the emperors in ancient times. To maintain the balance in the court, they had to be covered with rain and dew evenly to prevent their harem from catching fire.

I'm thinking shit, I only have one wife.

wake up.

Of course my wife is the best.

I swallowed, and asked cautiously:

"Are you hungry?"

Am I a fool?These two are not cooks.

"Not hungry."

"I'm hungry."

Lu Bai opened his mouth, as if an angel descended to rescue me from the war, and the other party showed me an angelic smile: "Brother, I just came here, and I'm not very familiar with ghost towns, can you take me there?"

"No problem." Rong Zhi said in a deep voice, "You don't need to bother the city lord with such trivial matters, those on the wall, you take Mr. Lu to dinner."

The beautiful master said: "Bai Bai, you are already such a big person, it's time for you to learn to be independent."

I:……

Good guy, these two are singing together, what is the temporary peace for?

As soon as the little ghosts on the wall heard Rong Zhi calling them, they immediately dispersed, running faster than rabbits.

Lu Bai looked at me pitifully.

I:……

Don't look at me like that, I still need you to save me.

Because I haven't spoken for a long time, when I opened my mouth again, my voice was a bit hoarse: "Master, Ah Zhi, you have been standing outside for an hour, so deadlocked, aren't you two tired?"

Before I could react, Rong Zhi leaned on my shoulder with a contented face.

And the beautiful master at the side began to be dissatisfied, and the hand holding my wrist exerted some strength: "Apprentice, how can you call him so intimate, and call me so unfamiliar?"

"Beautiful master." I said helplessly, "Ah Zhi is my wife who is being welcomed by the city gate."

"I also worshiped the heaven and the earth." Rong Zhi added: "The kind that also entered the bridal chamber and lifted the hijab."

Good guy, it's a critical strike when you open your mouth.

The beautiful master seemed to have suffered a little blow, his eyes dimmed, and then he said bravely: "Teacher for one day, father for life, I have never participated in it, and you have never worshiped me, it doesn't count!"

Um?Participation is a very meaningful word.

Are you going to worship together?

I'm really thinking about farting.

"I have already had close contact with Ah Jian." Rong Zhi pretended to be intimate, and looked at the beautiful master with provocative and proud eyes: "Every ghost in the city knows that I share the bed with Ah Jian every night, and he also treats me in every possible way." Take care."

"It doesn't matter." The beautiful master shook his sleeves angrily, and snorted coldly: "Since he came under my door, I have eaten, lived and slept with him in the same bed."

"I also taught him personally."

"When he sleeps at night, he will curl up in my arms."

"He's so small..." There was nostalgia in the eyes of the beautiful master: "A small one, with a sullen face, just like now, looking up at me, and calling me master sweetly."

"Why do you think he is always serious now?"

The beautiful master's eyes became sharp: "That's because he said that he admires me and wants to become a powerful person like me in the future."

Under Rong Zhi's murderous gaze, I wish I could shrink myself into a ball, and then bury myself under the ground, so as not to come out.

That's the ghost of the past, that's the ghost of the past, that's the ghost of the past.

Definitely not what I said.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ah, no, I am the only one who knows the plot, and I also know that there may be some ulterior ambiguity between them.

"Apprentice..."

The beautiful master glanced at me, with unspeakable sadness in his eyes, the beauty seemed to be crying like a hand holding me fiercely: "Sure enough, it's because I didn't protect you at the beginning, so you are still here." Do you blame me?"

Help!

How should I answer?I'm not the ghost I was worried about before.

And now Rong Zhi is still staring at me, how should I answer?

Woohoo, he's going to cry, he's going to cry.

This person doesn't play his cards according to the routine at all.

Isn't he the flower of Gaoling? !

I stayed where I was for a long time before I thought of a safer answer: "Master Beauty, we should all look forward."

Then you will find that there is nothing.

The author says:

Alright, now it's time for Master and Xiaorong to battle, who do you choose?

I laughed so hard, just sent me a message: What time do you go home with a boyfriend like me?

I told Yan at the time: I’m not going home anymore.

High EQ reply: What time do you think I will go home (狗头)