My buddy always flirts with me

◎Qinan Chagang? ◎

Qinan's arms tightened slightly, and he tilted his head to rub against my neck.

"Sword Lord," Qinan said softly, "the Wushan Spirit Beast Farm has spread over Wanjie. There are a lot of rumors, true and false, and it seems that some people deliberately lead public opinion to say that the Emperor Heaven Sword Sect is protecting them. , otherwise it won’t take so long to solve it.”

In fact, what Qinan said was somewhat reserved.

I know that most of the rumors fabricated by those guys are worse than what Qinan relayed. Some casual cultivators are not happy with their lives, so they like to blame the law enforcement officers who maintain order.The Huangtian Sword Gate they talk about is really heinous, and they are more vigorous than the League of All Beings when they splash dirty water.

Although those who had the most fun were caught and sent to Dongriyuan for forced labor education, there are still a bunch of thorns that keep popping up to act as monsters.

I said, "It's okay. Not many people believe it."

Fortunately, the Emperor Heaven Sword Sect has more than 7000 million years of prestige in the source world, and this status will not be easily shaken.

Qinan fell silent, and moved the hand that was holding me, as if he felt that the clothes didn't feel right, so he groped around for a while.

"Your body... is the dress you will wear at the Millennium Celebration?"

I replied, "Yes. Yours is on the couch next door."

Qinan's tone became a little disgusted: "Hey, the seventh floor."

... It's only seven layers, and most of the monks of the Great Barren Island Zongmen have four or five layers in their daily clothes.What's more, the material of these clothes is generally very thin, even if seven layers are stacked together, they will not look bloated.

Although Qinan was born as a casual cultivator, it's been so many years, can't he still get used to it?

I asked in a low voice, "Isn't it pretty?"

Qinan: "Good-looking is of course good-looking, but it's too thick."

I wondered: "It's not thick."

Qinan: "Isn't that thick? Look at me touching your chest, but you didn't react at all!"

Hearing this, I was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, I grabbed his hand suddenly.

Qinan didn't struggle when I grabbed his wrist, he just laughed out loud to himself: "Hey, Jianjun Yihong, why are you so shy, your ears are so red. Is there something on your body that I haven't touched?" Is it?"

Jinan! ! !

He just teased me like this on purpose!As if getting a lot of fun out of my reactions!

I really didn't know what to say to him, and I couldn't utter a word after holding back for a long time.However, Qinan was as calm as if nothing had happened, moved his wrist slightly, and said with a smile: "I'm going to try on a dress, won't you let me go?"

I took a deep breath and slowly let go of his wrist.

However, the next second after I regained my freedom, a certain apprentice attacked me again with lightning speed, and then turned and ran away laughing without waiting for the victim to react.

I:"……"

I sighed, reached out and picked up the pair of pottery figurines in front of me, and gently stroked the little man in Tsing Yi holding the alchemy furnace with my fingertips, a helpless smile appeared in my eyes.

The little rascal.

I raised my hand and brushed it in mid-air, the imaginary demon pattern inherited from the blood of the silver dragon emitted a subtle fluctuation, and after a while, an independent space was built in front of me.

This space is not big, and all the things hidden in it are gifts from Qinan.

I carefully put the pair of villains into it, and then wrote down a line of small characters next to them: "Era of Ten Thousand Stars, the first round of the perpetual calendar, November 738, 11, Jinan gave a birthday gift."

After finishing writing, I stared at them for a long time, and then glanced at the other gifts one by one, only to feel that I was in an unprecedentedly good mood.

At this moment, Qinan's footsteps came from far to near, and came in from outside the door after a while.I closed the imaginary space, turned my head to look at him, and was so surprised that my heart skipped a beat.

At this time, Qinan was wearing a loose white-bottomed gown, with layers of cyan cloud and mountain patterns embroidered on the bottom of the hem, which gradually faded to pure white from bottom to top, matching the dark pattern of dragon scales embroidered on the inside. The white gauze complements each other.And the wide wide sleeves are stacked three layers in a proper way, and the walking is like floating clouds, not like a person in the world.

And his waist is tightly tied with a dark green wide belt, which highlights his already narrow waist... It makes me want to wrap my tail around it twice.

I raised my hands to cover my mouth and nose, suppressing the groan that almost blurted out.

Yuan Ling is above, how can he be so good-looking! ! !

Although I have seen the style of that dress a long time ago, after Qinan put it on, it turned out to be much more beautiful than I imagined!

I want to double the remuneration for those craftsmen in the Melting Fire Hall!

Qinan didn't know what I was thinking, walked up to me and complained: "This dress is too heavy!"

I saw that he was engrossed in watching it, and I couldn't react to what he was talking about in a trance.

Qinan lifted up his sleeves to reveal the dark gray inner sleeves wrapped with silver ornaments, and the thin fabric outlined his charming wrist lines.He hooked the neckline with his slender fingers, and slightly pulled it apart: "Look, six layers of clothes plus a tulle outer layer——my hands are almost so crushed that I can't lift them."

I just stared at the silver jewelry on his wrists and neck—made from my moulted scales.

Qinan narrowed his eyes slightly: "Jianhong Jianjun?"

I murmured: "It's beautiful."

Jinan: "..."

Qinan grabbed me by the front and lifted me up, and threw me on the low couch by the window.I came back to my senses in a daze, and saw Qinan looking down at me from above, and said angrily: "It's so good to see a ghost, you actually lost your mind when I was talking to you!"

I knew I was wrong, and was about to apologize, but saw Qinan with a stern face, falling straight towards me like a Mount Tai.

"Hmm." I groaned when he hit me.

Qinan lay on top of me and said angrily, "I'll let you feel the weight of the seventh floor!"

... No matter how heavy the clothes are, they are not as heavy as yours.

I didn't dare to say this sentence, I just reached out and wrapped my arms around his waist in satisfaction.

It's ok.

To be the first to see you in this suit, it's not a loss to be smashed.

After a while, I silently corrected my thoughts.

Being able to hug after being smashed is simply a fortune!

I didn't get to be alone with Qinan for long, and the monks from Ningxiang Pavilion soon arrived at Huangtian Sword Gate.

"My concubine has met Lord Yu Hongjian." The pavilion master Qing Yun of the Ningxiang Pavilion bowed to me first, and a large number of Ningxiang Pavilion disciples followed her also respectfully bowed down to me.

I returned the courtesy: "Master Qingyun Pavilion, welcome."

Venerable Qing Yun covered his lips and smiled: "You are too polite. I haven't seen you for a long time. Your cultivation has really improved."

I said politely, "You too."

Venerable Qing Yun sighed: "Hey, you don't have to comfort me. I haven't been able to find a suitable partner for double cultivation recently, and my cultivation level hasn't increased much."

Me: "...sorry."

Ningxiang Pavilion, as the top power in the source world, is indeed famous for its double cultivation secret technique.

Venerable Qingyun smiled coquettishly, and his voice was so charming that I wanted to draw my sword to push her away: "Oh, actually, I am very interested in your Fourth Elder Yang Yang, can the deputy sect master recommend one or two for me? ?”

I think the anodes might not agree.

Although that guy looked sloppy and was still trembling in front of Qinan, he was actually very strong and cautious in front of outsiders.He never took the initiative to provoke monks who were stronger than himself, and all the "tao companions" he brought back were far lower than himself.

But I didn't say much, just said: "You can discuss with him after you see him."

Venerable Qing Yun scolded: "You are so heartless."

I couldn't bear to look away directly.

Why on earth does Qinan think the monks in Ningxiang Pavilion are good-looking?

That's it, what's so good about it?

And the Chief Young Pavilion Master Ni Lan who was highly praised by Qinan——

I glanced back, but was caught off guard and met hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at me.

I:"……"

I asked in a deep voice, "What's the matter?"

A group of Ningxiang Pavilion monks were silent for two seconds, and suddenly they covered their faces, blushing, and some even gasped as if they were about to pass out.Only the two women at the front were a little better, among them, the one in the goose-yellow gauze skirt said shyly, "Mr. Yi Hong, I have a dance..."

I frowned slightly.

Venerable Qing Yun noticed that I was not very happy, so he quickly stopped the man through sound transmission.I couldn't hear the specific content of her sound transmission, but I could only see the woman's complexion turned pale in an instant, and she shut her mouth and didn't continue speaking.

This person is not Ni Lan, I vaguely remember that she seems to be the second young master of Ningxiang Pavilion.

Venerable Qing Yun rounded things up with a smile: "Oh, they are tired from the journey, why don't you arrange a resting place for them, we can talk about the line dance at the Millennium Celebration tomorrow."

I didn't say much, and led them to the area for entertaining guests.

On the way, we unexpectedly encountered Qinan.He was talking to a few deacons, when he saw me and monk Ningxiang Pavilion, his face changed slightly, and he strode towards this side.

I was stunned when I saw this, I didn't care to pay attention to the Ningxiang Pavilion monks beside me, I just watched Qinan get closer and closer nervously.

He... is he coming to check the post?

The author says:

Documentation:

"Seventh system at your service"

System No. [-] is a legendary boss, and it is said that he will do everything to fool the host to do tasks.

He will say to host A in a dignified manner: "Our goal is world peace!"

Then throw away the host when you're done using it.

He will enthusiastically say to host B: "To fight for world supremacy is our lifelong pursuit!"

Then throw away the host when you're done using it.

He will softly say to host C: "Oh, brother host, you have to help others~"

Then, after achieving the goal, he resumed his cold male mechanical voice and said, "Happy cooperation."

There are tens of millions of unlucky people who have been tricked by him, but the boss of the system is too high-ranked and has never overturned the car.

until one day--

No. [-] deadpanned the guy who had chased him for N worlds: "You, why are you following me?"

Someone laughed and took out a rose from his bosom.

Efficiency comes first, the cold system is attacked by the rhythm master of VS external cold and internal heat

1V1he Double C

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【World List】

World One: On the Scientific Principles of Death and Resurrection (Interstellar·ABO)

World Two: On the Truth Behind Rebirth Time Traveling (End of the World · Rebirth)

World III: On the Realization Ways of Boys and Boys (Modern Time Traveling)

World Four: On How to Disguise Mountain Gods Scientifically (Ancient Dragon Vein)

World V: On the Production Method of Artificial Gods (Western Fantasy · Alchemy)

World VI: On how to summon an army from another world (Original · Orc)

Ps:

1. This article stems from the resentment that a large number of system articles did not explain the origin of the system at the end.

2. The protagonist "System No. [-]", a true system, is not human.

3. Cp is not the host! ! !

4. It is about 60% fancy tossing the host + 40% acting alone

5. The mouth of the system, a deceiving ghost.

6. A large number of fictional nouns appear.

7. If you find a bug, be sure to wake me up in the comment area.