My buddy always flirts with me

◎The study room◎

Qinan slammed the table, causing Wan Tufei to tremble in fright, and retracted his raised hand timidly.

Qinan said angrily: "Just now you said that you want to practice the way of the emperor's sword, how come you have become the way of alchemy now? Could it be that you can do the way of sword today and the way of alchemy tomorrow?"

Wan Chengfei shrank her neck like a quail and stopped talking.

Qinan took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice: "The so-called foundation building is the foundation of the monk's secret pattern. The monk enters the Tao from the ordinary, and enters the body by practicing qi. During the fusion period, he completely sheds the mortal body, and finally reaches the 'origin realm. ', you can really touch the so-called 'Tao'."

"You said that the way of the emperor's sword is the strongest way, so do you know how many monks who practiced the way of the emperor's sword stopped at the Mahayana stage and failed to break through the source realm? Successfully forged a sword, but in the end only cultivated the incomplete Emperor Heaven swordsmanship?"

Huangtian swordsmanship is said to be the inheritance of swordsmanship, but in fact not everyone can practice it.It is divided into upper, middle and lower classes, the first class is Inch Light, the second class is Bingbing, and the third class is Intangible.To put it bluntly, swordsmanship is the strongest, followed by other weapons, and weapons that can't even unite sentient beings are of course the worst.

Now in the world of comprehension, there are actually only two monks who have mastered the "Emperor Heaven Sword Dao" in the true sense--Emperor Heaven Sword Lord and me.

As for the last one of the "Three Emperor Sword Dao Source Gods" mentioned by Wan Chengfei, he only practiced the slightly inferior weapon sword way.

Wan Tufei was too trembling to say anything.

Qinan looked cold, and continued: "As for alchemy monks, there are more. Do you know how many schools of alchemy there are? How many kinds of alchemy do you know? How many books on the analysis of the essence of spiritual plants have you read? How many have you learned? Secret patterns? Have you heard the saying that has been passed down for many years: to practice Dao is to know everything, if you practice well, you will practice Dao, if you don’t practice well, you will be miscellaneous?"

"Do you think that as long as you say that you want to practice the strongest way, you can become the strongest monk? What a beautiful idea!"

Wan Tufei was scolded and cried by him, sucked his nose, and a few tears fell on the back of his hand: "I, I..."

Suddenly, I saw Wan Chengfei blink his eyes a few times, wipe away the tears on his face indiscriminately, and looked up at me as if asking for help.

My young brother does not look like me, I am more like my mother, and Wan Chengfei is more like Emperor Tian Jianjun in terms of personality and appearance, only the pair of light gray eyes that represent the blood of the imaginary flood dragon prove that And he is also the mother's child.

Red lips and white teeth, handsome facial features, and a pair of gray pupils are big and energetic.It just so happened that Emperor Tianjian was 16 years old when he built his foundation, and his body size has not grown since then—this made the 15-year-old Wan Chengfei look more and more similar to him.

In my heart, I don't really want Wan Chengfei to take the way of the Emperor Sword, because it will make Wan Chengfei even more similar to the Emperor Sword Lord. I'm afraid that one day I can't help but beat him up.

But I can't stop him because of this, so I just said: "If you can't choose, you can learn from different elders for a while. I will take you to meet the elder Lingyi of the Art of Refining, how about it."

Wan Chengfei hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

So I separated an avatar of spiritual power and escorted him to the melting fire hall on the back of the mainland.

Qinan rested his elbows on the handle of the chair, put his knuckles against his forehead, looked at me and said, "Master Jianjun, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all."

I was silent for a moment, and then slowly said: "It's not bad to be able to live for ten thousand years without any worries."

Qinan raised his eyebrows: "You can really see it."

I shook my head and said nothing.

Since the establishment of Huangtian Sword Gate, it has a history of more than 600 million years.Among them, the third Huangtian Sword Lord who reigned the longest lived for more than [-] million years.He has no Taoist companions, and almost all monks of his generation have left.According to historical records, he died on the battlefield and died with the enemy.

But I don't think so.

Because that Emperor Tian Jianjun suddenly took in an apprentice before going to the battlefield, taught him carefully for thousands of years, and then recorded all his insights in this life and hid them in the secret room of inheritance.After he arranged everything, he calmly went to the battlefield and never came back.

Then, the fourth Emperor Tianjianjun, who had been taught by him for thousands of years, inherited his title and continued to guard the peace and order of the source world.

And Wan Chengfei, he was very lucky.He was born in the Heavenly Sword Sect, in this era when the apocalypse was over and the prosperity was coming again.The physique given to him by his parents predestined that even if he did nothing, he would at least become a Mahayana monk in his lifetime and enjoy ten thousand years of life.

Although it is limited to this, if he wants to go up, he can only rely on himself.

There are all kinds of right and wrong, I want to wait for Wan Tufei to make his own choice.

but……

I reached out and pinched the back of Qinan's neck, and said, "How did you lie to him just now?"

Qinan expressed dissatisfaction: "Where did I lie to him? Are you saying 'can't beat' or 'can't move'?"

Aren't you very clear about this?

Qinan seemed to know what I was thinking, and let go of the hand that was supporting my forehead, and wrapped around my waist with the other hand.He put his face on my chest and rubbed it: "Jian Jun, do you want to break away or hit me?"

I:"……"

It's my fault.

I really can't move or fight.

Not long after I separated from Qinan, I unfortunately ran into Emperor Tian Jianjun while inspecting the sect.

The last time I saw him was six years ago.The reason why I only saw each other after such a long time was not because I was too busy or someone was not in the Zongli, but simply because I didn't want to see his incongruous face and avoided him on purpose.

In addition, although our palaces are all located on the floating island at the top of the star array, one of these two floating islands is at the northernmost end and the other is at the southernmost end, with a distance of tens of millions of miles between them. If you don't come to the door deliberately, it is basically difficult to touch.

As for this time...

Purely my bad luck.

I greeted Huangtian Jianjun with no expression: "Huangtian Jianjun."

"Yuhong!" Huangtian Jianjun happily waved his hands and rushed over, trying to grab my shoulder with his feet.It's a pity that he is short, this action made him seem to be hanging on me.

Perhaps he himself felt that something was wrong, so he touched his nose after a while, and let go of his hand embarrassingly.

"This subordinate has met the deputy sect master." The deacon elder Shen Yu, who was with him in the robe of the melting fire hall weapon refiner, saluted me.

I glanced at the elder deacon, and nodded at him in response.

"Yuhong, why are you here?" Huangtian Jianjun asked me with a smile.

Silently, I pointed to the newly cast statue of the elder at the entrance of Huangtian Sword Gate.

Sword Emperor Huangtian opened his eyes wide, and said in surprise, "Are you here to see the sculpture too? What a coincidence, I am too. Elder Shen Yu told me that Pingyang's sculpture was finished, and I will come to see if it looks good for her. The celebration hasn't started yet, so if you're not satisfied, there's still time to change it."

I heard him mention his mother's name, and frowned slightly: "Why didn't mother come?"

"Hey, isn't she busy approving the jade slips?" Huangtian Jianjun replied confidently.

I:"……"

So you leave the work to your wife and come here to be lazy?

I was reminded of some not-so-good memories, I didn't want to talk for a while, I turned around and walked to the empty seat I deliberately ordered my subordinates to leave, raised my hand and took out the Qinan carved by myself from the space magic weapon.

"Boom!"

I lightly placed a huge sculpture over a hundred feet high and carved out of silver-white void crystals, the weight was so heavy that the ground trembled.

I looked up at the sculpture with satisfaction.

It’s not in vain that I have polished it for more than 200 years, and it is exactly the same as my Qinan.How can others carve even a thousandth of his charm.

When the melting fire hall finishes carving my sculpture, it will be placed next to Qinan's sculpture.

And I deliberately made our sculptures two inches closer than the others when positioning them.

In addition, I managed to hide a little selfishness in it——the silver chain ornaments that Qinan often wears around his neck are made of my molt scales, so on the sculpture, I also rubbed my own on the inside of the silver chain at the same position. Talent secret lines.

I believe that those visitors will be able to discover these details, and deeply understand the indestructible friendship between me and Jinan.

"That...Yuhong," Huangtian Jianjun asked in a low voice, "Did you carve this yourself?"

you still need to ask?

"Isn't this look too fierce?" Huangtian Jianjun sighed, "It's like the spirit of evil spirits."

I:"……"

Pooh.

Obviously, you are the only one in the whole sect who is most like a door god, and my Taoist companion is obviously heroic!

At this moment, Elder Shen Yu suddenly spoke weakly: "Jiang Hong Jian, look... would you like to carve your sculpture yourself again? We have been trying for a long time in the Melting Fire Hall, and we still feel that we can't do it anymore. Show your own style..."

I was in a bad mood and coldly refused: "No."

I am very busy.

Emperor Tianjian doesn't work. Thanks to him, I have to approve twice as many official documents every day.

"But your appearance is too..." Elder Shen Yu still wanted to persuade.

I said indifferently, "If you can't carve it, just cover it up."

Elder Shenyu was stunned when he heard the words.

Seeing this, Sword Lord Huangtian twitched his face, patted Elder Shenyu on the back and said, "Shenyu, you go back first. I think your carving is very good, and there is nothing to change."

"...The subordinate will leave first."

Seeing Ginseng leave, Emperor Tianjian let out a dry cough, changed the subject and continued to get angry at me: "Then what, I heard that you took Ah Fei away? Why, do you want to teach your brother yourself?"

I frowned and glanced at him, but said nothing.

Huangtian Jianjun took out a jade slip from his arms seemingly very sincerely: "In this case, I, as a father, also want to contribute. Let me teach him how to count."

I slowly pursed my lips.

Don't think that I can't recognize it, the thing in your hand is obviously the internal affairs jade slip of the statistics of the secret realm of the Emperor Tian Jianmen Lingzhi planting and selling.

You obviously want to fool Wan Chengfei into approving official affairs for you!

I was in a worse mood, uncontrollably recalling an encounter in my childhood.

——I still remember that when I was ten years old, I was bathing in the spiritual spring.

Huangtian Jianjun suddenly walked in with a huge bookcase on his shoulders, and said to me in the pool: "Duan'er, since you have entered the study room, you have to approve official business together. This is the rule of our family."

When I was young, I was naive and at a loss: "But father, this is not a study room, is it?"

He patted the bookcase, and said solemnly: "A place with bookcases is not a study!"

At that time, I still respected him very much, so I believed it.Emperor Tianjian was very happy to see that I was so easy to deceive-then he ordered the melting fire hall to beat up thousands of bookcases.

Since then, wherever I go, there is the study.