After tearing the evil with my hands, I became popular all over the world

Xie Wuyu: "..."

To be honest, a bean-eyed weasel with its curly hair baring its teeth and sticking its tail at him really doesn't look scary at all, but it feels full of funny effects...

Anyway, Xie Wuyu was not frightened by its fierce expression at all, instead he couldn't help laughing, stepped over in two steps, and threw a few talismans to block its retreat.

The weasel wanted to run away, but Xie Wuyu's talisman was powerful, and his Taoism was even more powerful. It was stirred by the mahogany sword, and then stopped by a few talismans. After the fur on its body was scalded and curled up, it emitted a scorching smell. Taste, faint smell of barbecue.

Old Wu on the bed couldn't help swallowing his saliva with a "gudu".

Weasel: "..." Fuck!

The weasel has curly hair on its head, with resentful eyes: "You two bullied me, a wolf, shameless, bah!"

Xie Wuyu: "?"

Isn't he the only one bullying?

Xie Wuyu felt that he was being questioned, so he raised his hand and threw out a few demon-suppressing charms.

The weasel was immediately pushed into the floor by a few talismans, cursing: "Bah, bah, bah!"

Xie Wuyu is sure, this thing is really not as strong as it showed before... Anyway, it looks quite weak now.He walked over to pick up the mahogany sword, picked up the tip of the sword, and burned the hair on the weasel's abdomen.

The weasel lay on the ground and had nothing to love: "..."

Xie Wuyu walked over and was about to grab it, when suddenly a foul-smelling gas gushed out, and the layout of Old Wu's bedroom around him suddenly changed, turning into a withered and black peach forest, with several figures hanging on the trees and following the wind. rock.

Xie Wuyu looked up, and recognized those figures as the uncles and uncles in Qingshui Temple, Yuan Daozi... and Lan Hewang.

Their eyes were closed tightly, a hemp rope was hung around their necks, and there were burn marks on their bodies.

The expressions of the eyebrows and eyes are so real that they are not like illusions.

Xie Wuyu was about to be laughed at by the weasel, so he raised the mahogany sword and slashed into the air, and then leaped over without raising his head, trying to kill the man who just wanted to take advantage of Xie Wuyu's illusion. In an instant, the weasel who broke free from the demon-suppressing talisman and fled was caught in his hand.

The curly-haired weasel immediately flattened its paws and wanted to surrender when it saw the opportunity, but Xie Wuyu didn't listen to what it was saying. He grabbed it and whipped it violently for a while with a mahogany sword. The smelly weasel was in his hand, and he asked coldly: "Huh? What did you want to say just now?"

The weasel was beaten so badly that he couldn't take care of himself anymore. Hearing this, tears burst into tears: "I was wrong..."

Taoist priests are really not good things!Why did it listen to the Taoist priest's words to borrow its fate!

If it doesn't listen, it will go away when it's time to kick its legs. At worst, it will come back to be a yellow fairy ghost. How can it be like this now, its whole body is roasted, and it smells hungry... …

Xie Wuyu also felt a little hungry, so he stuck the demon-suppressing talisman on its forehead, and carried it downstairs.

Old Wu hesitated for a moment, then followed step by step.

Luo Pin was a little worried when he heard the collision sound from above, but he calmed down strangely when he saw Yuan Daozi's leisurely and leisurely appearance, even fighting the landlord with his mobile phone...

Accompanied by the unique sound effect of fighting the landlord, Yuan Daozi suddenly raised his head and said, "Here we come."

Luo Pin held his breath... Then he saw Xie Wuyu appearing at the stairs holding a large curly, long-haired thing that smelled like barbecue.

? ? ?What, what?And now there are curly weasels?

Luo Pin was startled, watching Xie Wuyu throw the weasel that was wilting on the coffee table, the mahogany sword in his hand didn't know whether it was intentional or not, it rested lightly next to its paw, scaring the weasel so much that it couldn't help it She hugged herself tightly.

... Boom.

"Little uncle, is this...?" Luo Pin asked in disbelief.

Xie Wuyu sat on the sofa and responded casually, "Yes."

...and that looks pretty badly repaired too.Luo Pin thought to himself.

The weasel also gave up struggling, with tears in his two peasy eyes, and he was holding his fur in his paws, looking very pitiful.

Seeing this, Xie Wuyu sneered.

weasel:"……"

Knowing that it was useless to pretend to be pitiful, the weasel blew on the curly hair that had already been set for a while, and then opened his mouth listlessly.

This weasel called himself Huang Da, and he practiced on a green hill near the imperial capital.It is not easy to cultivate spirits, even if Huang Da was lucky enough to please him and become a spirit, after the extra lifespan passes, his life will eventually be taken away by Heavenly Tribulation.

Huang Dacai married so many beautiful weasel wives, and gave birth to a bunch of children and grandchildren. He hasn't enjoyed enough to be a fairy yet, so why is he willing to let go?

But it didn't want to go to a mortal's house to be a fairy house, and just wanted to be happy on the mountain. After thinking about it, a passing Taoist woke him up.

yes!These big fairies go to mortals' homes to be immortals. In addition to offering incense and incense, most of them also want to use the fate of mortals to practice. OK.

The Taoist priest seemed to have unconsciously revealed a few words about Old Wu's fate, and Huang Da was moved at that time.

But Huang Pizi is greedy by nature, besides borrowing luck, Huang Da also secretly wanted to take Lao Wu's life away.But it didn't know how to operate it itself, so it had to transform its own body into a god statue based on the experience passed down by some of the veterans of the Huangmen, and gave various hints to Old Wu in the dream...

It's just that it is really not good at learning, and it doesn't have enough understanding of people's psychology. In the end, it is self-defeating, so that Old Wu dare not take its body back.

However, Huang Da is also quite capable. Although he didn't let Lao Wu take it back, the masters that Lao Wu had found before couldn't do anything to it, so it dared to be so arrogant in Lao Wu's dream, even before. When he felt that his host body was finally brought back by Old Wu, he came over unprepared.

After Xie Wuyu finished listening, he looked at the curly-haired Huang Da solemnly, as if lost in thought.

... Is this Huang Pizi pretending to be stupid or really stupid?

Huang Da himself fell silent after he finished speaking, as if he had finally realized how naive he was before, and couldn't help but have tears in his eyes... If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't be greedy. Isn't it delicious!

It scratched its paw melancholy, and then heard Xie Wuyu ask: "That blind man, where did you find it?"

Huang Da paused, and said blankly: "...I didn't find it."

Xie Wuyu raised his eyebrows slightly: "Huh?"

Huang Da recalled: "It was the Taoist priest who found me, saying that he thought I was pitiful, so he would help me, and he could barely accumulate some merit."

The Taoist said it very sincerely at the time, after Huang Dacheng became a master, he stayed on the mountain to become the king of the mountain. How could he know that the people in the city are so tricky now, so he happily handed over his body to pester Lao Wu.

But it wasn't so stupid that it didn't defend against the Taoist priest at all. Seeing that Xie Wuyu was still watching it silently, stroking the curly hair on his body, he said, "I secretly put a few tufts on him at that time." The hair is coming..."

But when it tried to sense the existence of the Taoist priest through those few tufts of hair, it was shocked to find that it... could not find it.

Xie Wuyu had expected this, thought for a while, and asked, "Does he have any special smell?"

Hearing this, Yuan Daozi finally regained his composure from Fighting the Landlord, and looked at Huang Da.

Huang Da is the essence of a weasel, and has a keen sense of smell. After thinking about it, he said: "...Yes. It seems to smell like incense candles."

really.

Xie Wuyu lowered his eyes, and became a little interested in this colleague who seemed to be everywhere.

"Do you remember what he looked like?"

Huang Da thought about it carefully, and was horrified to find that...he didn't remember.

I only remember that he seems to be quite young, wearing a Taoist robe, but I have no impression of the rest.

Xie Wuyu looked at Yuan Daozi.

Yuan Daozi thought for a while, then shook his head: "As a teacher, I haven't left Qingshui Temple in the past few years, and I don't know much about the new generation of Taoism."

However, that person seems to be very proficient in Taoism, so he may not be a new disciple recruited by Taoism in recent years.

What happened again and again cannot be counted as a coincidence, Yuan Daozi also took this matter to heart, and said: "When I go back as a teacher, I will ask your uncles from other Taoism sects."

Xie Wuyu nodded.

Old Wu listened in a daze, only knowing that some other important person seemed to be involved, and asked a little worriedly: "Then my matter..."

That's all right.His family is mainly troubled by Huang Pizi, and now that Huang Da has been arrested, the Taoist priest will never intervene in this matter again.

Old Wu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, and after thinking about it, he still asked Xie Wuyu for a contact information in case of emergency.

Xie Wuyu: "..."

also.

After exchanging contact information, Xie Wuyu looked at the half-dead Huang Da on the coffee table, and asked, "Then what does Mr. Wu plan to do with this weasel?"

There are fights between immortal families, and the one who wins the fight has the right to dispose of the one who lost.Although Xie Wuyu was neither a disciple nor an immortal family, he had indeed won Huang Da, and he also had the right to decide how to deal with Huang Da.

However, enemies should be resolved rather than knotted. Huang Da has become a fine weasel after all, and he doesn't have a lot of grievances. Xie Wuyu doesn't suggest that Lao Wu should kill him.

After all, there are a group of wives, concubines and descendants behind Huang Da... It's better not to provoke Huang Pizi who holds grudges.

Old Wu originally wanted Xie Wuyu to kill Huang Da, but when Xie Wuyu said this, he hesitated a little.An animal like Huang Pizi is particularly vengeful, and he has also heard from the older generation that Xie Wuyu can protect him for a while, but not for the rest of his life.

Old Wu thought about it, and finally looked at Xie Wuyu and said, "Master Xie, you can decide."

Xie Wuyu looked at Huang Da, and pondered: "...Let it be your family protection fairy?"

There used to be this kind of tradition, saying that you offended the big fairies like Hu Huangbailiu and so on. As long as you can conquer them in the end, you can turn them into your own guardian immortals and let them protect you and your descendants.

But Old Wu shook his head.

No, there's no need, let alone the weasel, he has a psychological shadow on things with fur now.

Seeing this, Huang Da heaved a sigh of relief.It is a free and easy king of the mountain, and if it really wants to be a human guardian, how can it be happy in the future...

However, it was too early to relax.

Xie Wuyu looked at it with a gentle and beautiful smile, and his voice was as sweet as the sweetest spring in the mountains: "Then take it back and play with Master Jingchen and Master."

Huang Da: "???"

……

At this point, the matter is almost resolved.Old Wu personally sent Xie Wuyu and the others outside the gate. Besides paying Xie Wuyu an appearance fee, he also stuffed him and Yuan Daozi with a red envelope.

Xie Wuyu took a peek at the balance of hundreds of thousands in the card, and pondered.

When he took on the show, his salary was also paid into this card.But because he is not well-known, the money for each episode is quite cheap, and the total remuneration is only one hundred thousand yuan. Now that Lao Wu makes a move, it is 15 yuan. Xie Wuyu is hesitant, and he is thinking...

Sigh, let's think about what this little hundred thousand can buy for the little boy.Xie Wuyu inexplicably thought of the scene of Lan Hewang's bluish face being hung on a tree by a hemp rope in the illusion created by Huang Da before, and felt uncomfortable again, frowned, raised his hand and gave Huang Da A demon-suppressing talisman was added to his head.

Huang Da, who had been crushed by the demon-suppressing talisman and couldn't get up, had a terrified expression on his face: "???"

Xie Wuyu: ^_^

It was already past one o'clock in the morning, and Yuan Daozi was relatively old. After driving all the way back to Lan Hewang's villa, he went back to his room to rest.Xie Wuyu originally wanted Huang Da to go back to his small room in Lan's house, but he had just walked a few steps into the villa when he suddenly remembered the existence of Luo Pin who had become a background driver for no reason. Turning around, I asked, "Would you like to rest here for the night?"

Because of Lan Hewang's physique, the Lan family has a friendly attitude towards people in the metaphysical circle.Although Luo Pin himself is not very good, but he is a nominal disciple of Qingshui Temple, and he has the name of Xie Wuyu's nephew, so he still wants a guest room to sleep in.

Looking at the low-key, luxurious and beautiful villa, Luo Pin was in mixed feelings, and said silently: "...No need."

Xie Wuyu didn't force it, and told him to drive carefully at night before turning around and going in.

Luo Pin looked at his back, feeling more complicated.

I originally wanted to take Xie Wuyu away in my professional field, but now it seems that Xie Wuyu is going to take him away again...

Xie Wuyu didn't know that Luo Pin's career spirit was hit by Lan Hewang's villa, and after finding his own small room with the familiar door, he threw it on the carpet and went to find it by himself. Put on pajamas and take them to the bathroom to take a shower.

Huang Da still had the Demon Suppressing Talisman attached to his body, his whole body was limp, lying on the carpet, the curly hair on his body was spread out, like a furry mat.

The fox ghost was sleeping soundly in the room, and was still thinking about going to Lan He to hang on his lap to inhale Yin Qi tomorrow. At this time, he smelled Huang Da's smell, and his ears immediately stood up. It poked its head out of the little nest prepared by the bedside table, and its eyes quickly locked on the big yellow fur-footed mat on the carpet, with a serious fox face.

... This weasel looks really familiar now in a mess.

Such a thought flashed through Fox Ghost's mind, and he quickly ignored that it was beaten by Xie Wuyu with such a talisman back then. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Hey, where did you come from?" Huangpizi?"

Huang Da looked at the fox ghost, which was no bigger than its claws, narrowed its eyes, and turned its head away contemptuously.

The fox ghost was furious.At any rate, it was also the first big (demon) fairy (monster) to be beaten by Xie Wuyu. According to seniority, it was the boss. With Huang Da's attitude, he simply didn't take it seriously.Jumping down from the den, the fox ghost walked around Huang Da, and while Huang Da was being restrained by the demon-suppressing talisman, he stretched out his claws and plucked his fur.

Huang Da: "..."

When Xie Wuyu came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, what he saw was the scene of weasels and fox ghosts jumping up and down on the carpet.

Xie Wuyu: "?"

Although he had heard before that the four sects like to fight among themselves, he never expected that the fox ghosts are all ghosts now, and these two can still fight...

Wild animals are alive.

Xie Wuyu looked at them a few more times, but ignored them, took a detour and went back to bed, turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Fox ghost and Huang Da who are fighting for status: suddenly feel dull.jpg

It was already late when Xie Wuyu followed Yuan Daozi back to Lan's house, so he didn't talk to Lan Hewang on WeChat.But when he woke up the next day, Xie Wuyu still found his own breakfast on the dining table.

Lan Hewang’s food here has always followed the concept of whether it is good or not expensive. In the morning, there are meat porridge, steamed buns and rolls, and some other pastries. Because Master Jingchen and Kong Mingzi are also there, they also prepared some It's vegetarian and smells delicious.

Xie Wuyu was used to eating here with Yuan Daozi. He took a bowl of shiitake mushroom porridge and ate shrimp dumplings.

When we talked to the point where we were about to pinch up, breakfast was ready.

Xie Wuyu put down the bowl and thought about it, and while his aunt was clearing the table, he got up and slipped Huang Dati out.

The fox ghost also grabbed Huang Da's tail and wobbled along.

Kong Mingzi had heard Yuan Daozi talk about the old Wu's family a long time ago, so he was not surprised to see Huang Da now, so he went over and pulled Huang Da's curly hair with interest: "It is indeed a Huang Xian who is about to die."

Master Jingchen has a high level of cultivation, and when he traveled abroad in his early years, he also met some disciples who were sent to horses, and had contact with the immortal family they worshiped. At this time, he was quite calm, glanced at Huang Da's aura, and recited a Buddha's name.

The breath of these people became more and more upright, Huang Da was so suppressed that he didn't dare to take a breath, and let them surround him one by two to study.

Alas, it's really hard to be a (weasel) wolf.

Xie Wuyu stayed by the side for a while, and saw that they had almost studied Huang Da from beginning to end over and over again. Remembering his original intention of taking the order, he told Yuan Daozi and went out with his mobile phone.

Seeing Yuan Daozi staring at Xie Wuyu's figure going out, Kong Mingzi smiled: "I recently deduced Wuyu's horoscope, and the hexagrams shown are quite complete. You should take it easy."

Yuan Daozi froze for a moment, then nodded, maybe.He also only hoped that Xie Wuyu could live a safe life.

Holding Huang Da and studying for a while, Yuan Daozi remembered the Taoist priest that Huang Da mentioned in the old Wu's house, frowned, and asked Kong Mingzi again.

Kong Mingzi also knew about Xie Wuyu's experience in the past year. Now that he heard that there had been progress, he naturally thought about it seriously, but he didn't quite remember if there was such a number one person among the new generation of Taoist disciples.

Yuan Daozi sighed: "It seems that I can only call and ask those old guys."

Kong Mingzi: "...they don't have cell phones."

Also.

"Isn't the Taoist Association going to have a meeting again? It's okay to go over and have a look at that time." Yuan Daozi suddenly remembered such a thing, and said.

Kong Mingzi thought for a while, then nodded.

……

Xie Wuyu went out for nothing but to spend money.

The business district of the imperial capital is close to the city center, Xie Wuyu talked to Uncle Liu, and then borrowed Lan's car and went out with the driver.

In fact, from the perspective of Lan Hewang's status and living standards, he seems to have everything.Xie Wuyu thought about it for a long time in the car, but he didn't expect to buy anything for the little boy, so he could only talk about it when he got to the mall.

Now the premiere of "The Legend of Songs of Ming Dynasty" has finished broadcasting, but other TV stations have started to rebroadcast it, and the drama is still hot. Although Chi Yao played by Xie Wuyu is only the fourth male, the scene of brazenly going to death in the end is really bright and eye-catching. There are not a few drama fans who like his role.Xie Wuyu had the experience of being caught signing autographs by fans at Qingshui Temple before, but this time he was very careful, wearing a mask before getting out of the car.

Fortunately, the smog in the imperial capital has not improved year after year, and he is not obtrusive when walking on the road wearing a mask. At most, a few girls caught a glimpse of his tall figure and his beautiful eyebrows exposed outside the mask. , looked back a few more times.

Xie Wuyu calmly walked around the mall slowly.

The showcases on the first floor are full of jewelry, which looks bright and beautiful.But Lan Hewang's temperament is there, bracelets and necklaces are not suitable for him, Xie Wuyu glanced at them, and then skipped these choices.

For the clothes sold on the second floor, Xie Wuyu can roughly estimate Lan Hewang's body shape, but the problem is that Lan Hewang doesn't lack clothes...

Hey, gift giving is so hard.

Xie Wuyu thought about it, and finally couldn't help but took his mobile phone to Baidu to check the question "what is a suitable gift for a male friend"...

The infrastructure of the imperial capital is good, and the page is refreshed quickly.Xie Wuyu glanced down, and the answer was either a scarf or a wallet, and then electronic products or something.

Lan Hewang doesn't seem to use a wallet, and doesn't play with electronic products much.Xie Wuyu thought for a while, and then clicked on the answer of sending a scarf.

Respondent thoughtfully marked - the meaning of sending a scarf is that I love you forever.

Xie Wuyu: "..."

What, does Dad always love good cubs?

The answer from Baidu was not reliable at all, Xie Wuyu scrolled down helplessly, and saw several other suggestions.