Break the high-cold personality

The author has something to say: Yihe, who is just working part-time as a bodyguard and driver with a normal salary: I am just a background board, why do I have a name, and I was cue twice for no reason.

Yi Shuli, who went to the kitchen to get a small cake, overheard the conversation of his parents.

He was angry, but it was not easy to attack, and he was brooding at the end of the holiday. When he was having breakfast with Liu Rong and the others, he looked at the fried dough sticks and tea eggs on Liu Rong's plate and became more and more angry. He slapped the table violently, shaking Liu Rong's tea eggs flew directly into Wang Zicheng's porridge.

"Am I not strong enough?" Yi Shuli took a sip of milk tea and asked, pointing to his nose.

Liu Rong carefully took back his tea eggs, "Do you want to tell the truth?"

Yi Shuli nodded.

"It's just like hitting you just now, fierce," Liu Rong said, "It has the majesty of a tiger descending the mountain, and the momentum of a dragon wagging its tail."

Wang Zicheng added: "But the specific situation needs to be analyzed in detail, and whether it is fierce or not depends on who it is compared with."

Liu Rong nodded.

Hearing this, Yi Shuli pulled Tian Sique over who was buried in cooking, and held his face with both hands: "Compared with him?"

Tian Sique blinked blankly.

Before they could answer to the people at the table, Yi Shuli rubbed Tian Sique's face again and said to himself: "Look at him, how white, beautiful, fragile, like a porcelain doll, a fragile exhibit What is reflected in the pure black eyes is the rainbow-colored light that only the most innocent people can reflect, how soft, how weak, how lovable."

Liu Rong was going to throw up.

But Tian Sique was still looking at him, Liu Rong could only pretend to be choked on a tea egg.

Wang Zicheng spat back all the polenta he had just drank into his mouth, and there was a milky white circle around his mouth, as if he had a white beard stuck on him.

He couldn't help complaining: "Boss Yi deserves to be a super language genius in Qizhe No. [-] Middle School who has never been seen before or since. This sentence is easy to use, but the eyes may need to be cured..."

Liu Rong blocked his words with fried dough sticks.

He watched Yi Shuli's weak, pitiful and helpless Tian Sique's eyes gradually become dangerous, exuding a chilling black air, and he was very grateful that he had already practiced the right hand of God, and quickly and ruthlessly blocked the stupid The evil mouth of Wang Zicheng.

The question raised by Yi Shuli is simply a proposition.Liu Rong always felt that no matter who he answered, no matter whether he failed to follow Yi Shuli's intention or provoked Tian Sique, both he and Wang Zicheng would be blown away.

Liu Rong deliberated over and over again, and decided to have a fight: "I think, whether you are fierce or not can be determined not only by appearance, but also by temperament and strength."

Of course, the most important thing is which one of you wants to do it more.

After all, he is in the fandom circle, and Liu Rong has never seen such a big storm.He accidentally ate a melon before, a well-known dancer from a certain boy group who has countless fans and is soft and easy to knock down. He was photographed with him during the vacation. The personal bodyguard walked out of the hotel sticky. This incident paralyzed Weibo twice. , turned out to be a pure 0.

不是0.5偏1只做0的那种“1”，是真的、比熊猫还稀有的活的纯1。

He is very famous in the gay bar in his hometown, and there are countless "harem beauties" who do not want to be named to prove his ability.

And of course, his tough bodyguard is a 0.

I don’t know if it’s pure or not, but it’s 0 anyway.

So, in the vast world, there are all kinds of wonders.What if they were all wrong?

Liu Rong didn't want to think about this matter too much. As a straight man, thinking about such things too much would pollute his mind.

He shook his head and continued cooking.Because Wang Zicheng ate one of his deep-fried dough sticks, Liu Rong took him a fried dough stick as a matter of course.

After hearing what he said, Tian Sique looked down at the noodle soup in his bowl, thoughtfully.However, Yi Shuli got excited, he hugged Tian Sique's arm, and insisted on competing with him for strength.

"Wrist breaking?" Tian Sique asked.

Yi Shuli nodded, Tian Sique put down his chopsticks and took Yi Shuli's hand.

His hand was a whole circle bigger than Yi Shuli's, and he was just barely able to wrap Yi Shuli's hand in his palm.Tian Sique felt as if he was holding a piece of charcoal, because his five fingers connected to his heart, he was burned so hot.

Feeling Yi Shuli's protruding joints, Tian Sique was a little distracted.Yi Shuli also noticed this, and before Tian Sique's eyes could focus, he quickly counted to three, and then with a sudden force, Tian Sique was overturned on the table.

"I won, it really is because I am stronger!" Yi Shuli swaggered up his sleeves, showing off his not so protruding biceps, very proud.

Tian Sique's face hurt a little from being hit by the corner of the table.

He came back to his senses and looked at Yi Shuli's smug look, as if the invisible tail on his back was curled up with joy. He had no objection to the result, took out the only piece of beef in his bowl, and put it in Yi Shuli's mouth. Book carp bowl.

Yi Shuli quickly took the piece of beef back and gave it a marijuana ball as a gift, "You should eat more meat and carbs, otherwise you'll be so skinny, you'll be so big, and you won't have any strength at all."

Liu Rong saw the whole process of Yi Shuli's mischief, and silently rolled his eyes in his heart.

Tian Sique obediently took a bite of the hemp ball, and Yi Shuli pulled out another wet towel, and looked at his chin for a while: "It's all covered with oil."

He specially turned around and went to the other side of Tian Sique: "Eat slowly, I'll wipe your face for you."

So Tian Sique continued to eat his breakfast slowly, and Yi Shuli wiped his face tenderly.

Liu Rong didn't want to look any more, so he blocked Wang Zicheng's face.

They were not born in the year of the dog, and eating too much dog food is prone to indigestion.

Today is Chinese morning self-study, Yi Shuli maintains discipline on stage.

Liu Rong gave his sister-in-law Tian a lot of face, and he recited the text so deeply that he shook his head and his head was shaking, and his voice was the loudest in the class, reaching the state where the book and I were one, until Tian Sique threw him a note.

——Tian Sique can pass notes!

Liu Rong didn't react until Tian Sique kicked the stool three times. He looked at the position of the sun outside the window in disbelief, pinched his face again, and then unfolded it carefully like a eunuch holding an imperial decree. that note.

"What are 1 and 0?"

Liu Rong was speechless.

It's no wonder that Tian Sique didn't respond when Yi Shuli asked questions, so that he couldn't judge how to answer by Tian Sique's face - as a gay, Tian Sique didn't even know what 1 and 0 were Know!

Of course, this cannot be blamed on Tian Sique.After all, he is very self-aware, and Tian Sique, who has a strong learning ability, dare not dabble too much in this area of ​​knowledge. He is afraid that if he knows more, he will have more bad thoughts on Yi Shuli, and he pushes himself to The edge of crime.

As a straight man, Liu Rong, who has been in the fan circle for many years, cannot be objective in explaining this matter.

He doesn't know which is better, 1 or 0, he only knows that it is 1 or 0, which is related to the dignity of a man.

Liu Rong racked his brains, showed his full strength of 100 points in the Chinese test, and explained the difference between 1 and 0 to Tian Sique euphemistically and in detail.In order for him to understand it more conveniently and intuitively, he also gave an example of the soft and cute pure dancer that he just thought of not long ago.

Tian Sique carefully read the note that Liu Rong handed him, his face was a little hot, followed by another doubt: "Why did he choose his own bodyguard?"

Liu Rong: "It is said that they have been together for a long time, and the bodyguards are obedient and loyal, and have a sense of security."

The description of the gay circle he saw was very confusing. In such a messy circle, it is very difficult to find someone who can live a stable life. It seems not uncommon to choose a bodyguard with an ordinary appearance and a much more manly physique than himself as a life partner.

Looking at Liu Rong's reply, Tian Sique fell into deep thought.

As soon as the morning self-study was over, Yi Shuli went back to his seat and put down his things. Just as he was about to fly to the bathroom, Tian Sique grabbed him and dragged him into the storage room.

"What are you doing?!" Yi Shuli sat on the yoga mat, looked at Tian Sique who was approaching him with a gloomy face, and covered his chest in horror. "Tian, ​​Tian Sique, do you know that there is a word called within marriage... cough cough, although, although we are in love, but if you want to do this kind of thing to me in class, it seems that no, no... not too much All right?"

Tian Sique tilted his head in confusion, and explained: "I'm here to talk to you."

With that said, he sat down beside Yi Shuli.Before Yi Shuli could relax completely, he rubbed the person into his arms.

Tian Sique: "Fire Yihe."

Yi Shuli: "?" What's the matter with Yihe, has Yihe done anything to offend Tian Sique recently?

Seeing that he didn't respond, Tian Sique organized his words for a while, and added: "In the future, I will take you home and protect you."