Break the high-cold personality

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Just after five o'clock, when the morning light crushed the clouds and threw them on the window sill, Tian Sique woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Yi Shuli lying in front of him in the posture of a drunken imperial concubine.Before his consciousness came back, Yi Shuli asked him with a wicked smile, "You're awake, do you still remember what you did last night?"

Tian Sique woke up instantly.

He sat up in shock, covered his astringent eyes, and tried to recall what happened before he fell asleep. He remembered the chemical equation he just memorized yesterday afternoon, and the scene of being persuaded to drink at the dinner table, but he couldn't remember himself at all. What did you do after drinking too much.

Tian Sique smelled the familiar rice fragrance, which was the smell of Yishu carp shower gel, but it emanated from himself.His clothes were also changed to a soft and light bathrobe.

He should have taken a bath at Yishuli's house last night, but Tian Sique didn't have any memory of it.

Tian Sique's memory was interrupted after he put down the wine glass for the third time.

Now he and Yi Shuli are lying on the same bed, it looks like they should have slept on the same pillow and covered with the same quilt last night.

Could it be that he was drunk and sexually promiscuous? ! !

Tian Sique's face flushed red: "I'm sorry!"

Yi Shuli's expression began to become mysterious: "You really don't remember what happened last night?"

Tian Sique searched in his mind for a long time, but could only find a few vague fragments, and shook his head nervously.

Yi Shuli helped him straighten his neckline, "Yihe helped you wash and change your clothes last night."

Tian Sique collapsed instantly, the expression on his face was capitalized "I'm not clean anymore."

Yi Shuli continued to ask: "Do you really not remember what you did to me?"

Tian Sique's face was getting hotter and hotter by him, he lowered his head and faltered for a long time, and stepped back a little uncomfortably.

What else can I do, just... that kind of thing.

Tian Sique was desperate, he really wanted to call 110 immediately and let them arrest him and calm down.

He thought this way, and quickly put it into practice, Tian Sique threw off the quilt and jumped up from the bed, picked up the mobile phone next to the bed, and pressed the dial tremblingly.

Yi Shuli felt a little baffled by his move: "What are you going to do?"

"I, call the police." Tian Sique's finger was hanging above the virtual keyboard, and he dared not let it fall, "I'm sorry for you, I want to surrender."

Yi Shuli quickly grabbed his arm and snatched his cell phone, "What are you thinking, don't call the false police!"

He stuffed Tian Sique's mobile phone under the bed and explained: "I was just teasing you. Last night you said nothing and refused to go to bed smelling of alcohol, and insisted on taking a bath by yourself. I gave it to you, but you fell asleep just a few steps out of the bathroom after washing, and almost plunged into the dog toilet. Yihe and I helped you over, and you fell asleep after that , nothing happened."

Tian Sique was a little dazed.

The vague memory fragments in his mind became clearer because of Yi Shuli's narration. After knowing that he had not violated the law, Tian Sique's hanging heart fell, and at the same time he felt a little lost .

"But you called my wife yesterday," Yi Shuli said again, "Do you know what my wife means? 'Lao' means Yue Lao, 'Po' means Meng Po, and my wife is from Yue Lao to Meng Po. For the rest of your life, you promised to be with me, right?"

As he spoke, Yi Shuli pulled the quilt to cover half of his face.

His tone was one of uncontrollable excitement.

He coaxed Tian Sique for a long time last night, but he failed to trick Tian Sique into saying the word he wanted to hear the most, but he could barely accept the title "wife". It was better than nothing, and "wife" was better than "wife". Husband" has one more definition, which is more convenient for him to use Tian Sique's words.

Under Yi Shuli's expectant gaze, Tian Sique turned his head away, blushing again as expected.

Yi Shuli still did not give up asking, he grabbed Tian Sique's wrist: "You also want to be with me all the time, don't you?"

Tian Sique nodded slightly, and changed the subject in a low voice: "I have to go to work at seven o'clock, so I have to get ready to go."

"I'm with you!" Yi Shuli stood up and got out of bed, "Aunt Liu is not here at this time, I will cook for you, you change your clothes first, I will help you wash the clothes you brought out from school yesterday Dry it, and hang it on the balcony that goes straight out of the bedroom."

Tian Sique said yes, and was about to go out to the balcony. Seeing that Yi Shuli's clothes hadn't been changed yet, he looked eager to try, and stepped forward to help him pull the hem of his clothes to cover his exposed half of his waist. Said: "Do it, just keep it simple."

Yi Shuli agreed, but after entering the kitchen, he couldn't help but open the refrigerator and drag out all the food.

Although he has never cooked, it should be very simple to heat up the cooked food and make a poached egg next to it.

Yi Shuli became entangled with the table full of ingredients.

They ate a lot last night, and Tian Sique drank some wine, so they should eat something light.

But what Tian Sique usually eats doesn’t matter whether he’s full or not, it doesn’t look nutritious, and he should supplement more when he has a rare chance, so what should he do?

Yi Shuli struggled and struggled, and finally decided to make a bowl of noodles for Tian Sique.

No seasoning is added, but pork ribs, beef, dried fish, shiitake mushrooms and winter melon slices are added. Looking left and right, I always feel that there is a little less green. He remembers that Aunt Liu usually makes noodles with refueled vegetables, but Yishu carp I don't like rape and don't want to chop green onions, so I grabbed some leaves from the cabbage and threw them into the water.

He poured these into the pot before the water boiled. Ribs beef and air-dried fish are cooked food. After the water started to boil, the color gradually became weird. Yi Shuli looked at the bubbling bubbles in the pot, He took a few steps back in fear, afraid that the hot water would splash on him when the bubbles burst, so he took a steamer mat as a shield, grabbed a handful of noodles, and threw them into the pot one meter away , and then took a bowl and beat two eggs into it, ready to make poached eggs.

However, he didn't beat the two eggs perfectly.

A few pieces of eggshells fell into the bowl. Yishuli bowed left and right, scooped them up with spoons and chopsticks for a long time, and finally had to bite the bullet and grab them directly. After picking up the eggshells and washing his hands, Yishuli heard someone The sound of going down the stairs quickly locked the kitchen door, and when he was about to throw the eggs into the pot, the water in the pot had boiled until the foam overflowed.

Yi Shuli had no choice but to turn off the fire first, and waited for the bubble to fall by itself.After hesitating for a while, he scooped up the froth with a large spoon.He threw the eggs into the pot and watched the eggs gradually solidify in the boiling water. It seemed like that, and he felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction.

He felt that he should be able to eat it, but just as he was about to pour all the pot into a bowl, he saw the milk in the corner again.

Thinking that a clear soup with little water would probably have no appetite at first glance. Yi Shuli recalled that the milk soup crucian carp made by Aunt Liu was very delicious, so he poured out half of the soup in the bowl and added half of the milk into it.

Finally, when Yi Shuli walked out of the kitchen, Tian Sique saw a bowl of very "simple" noodles.

With the steaming heat, there is a faint milky aroma, a mixed aroma of fish and meat, and a little bit of mushroom.

The soup is a light brown color, soaked in a large lump of noodles, covered with a very perfunctory cabbage leaf, and a huge poached egg containing two egg yolks, and very rich toppings.

It looks delicious, but not edible.

Under Yi Shuli's expectant gaze, Tian Sique took a sip of the noodles with the soup, and tried the ingredients one by one.

The taste is indeed a bit strange, it feels a bit unpalatable, and it has a weird sweetness.Tian Sique felt that the most worth mentioning was that, in terms of taste, so many messy things should have been cooked directly in a pot, and they were all cooked.

Yi Shuli held his face in his hands, and asked him carefully if it was good.

"good to eat."

Tian Sique nodded, and moved the bowl aside when Yi Shuli moved his chopsticks and wanted to take a bite himself.

"Because it's delicious, I want it all, you can't grab it." He tapped the back of Yi Shuli's hand with his chopsticks, "Be patient, go to the store, and I'll treat you again."