The bitterness of the book

◎Birthday gift◎

Ji Yuming smiled triumphantly: "A girl like a flower like a jade stands in front of me, and I don't respond!" This is true, how could honey react to a woman?

"Where is Mr. Lin? How did you confirm it?" Just when Ji Yuming was about to listen to some love gossip, Lin Ge gave the same answer as above: "Same as Mr. Ji." This answer made Ji Yuming feel very boring.

Lin Chengyun sat aside and looked at the two of them, little stars were about to appear in her eyes, she suddenly took Lin Ge's arm and said, "Brother, today we met Mr. Ji, and you also praised Mr. Ji for being upright when you were at home. Gentleman, it so happens that the three of us have the same secret, so you should help Mr. Ji a lot in the court in the future."

Lin Ge glanced at Lin Chengyun: "Are you going to marry him in the future?"

"How could it be!" Lin Chengyun gave Lin Ge a white look: "I call it sympathy!" The three of them had a happy chat in the restaurant.

Flowing clouds ran across the blue sky, they occasionally looked down at the red bricks and gold tiles under the clouds, and it was another sunny day, all the ministers wore dark blue court uniforms, and walked neatly into the majestic Jinluan Hall.

In Ji Yuming's eyes, going to court every day is as annoying as clocking in at work. It's an easy act, but it must be done every day!He comes here every day just to stand here to make up the number, but he has to get up early, and he has to stand here helplessly for nearly half an hour!

The content of today's morning court has nothing to do with Ji Yuming. A few adults announced the relevant matters of this year's draft, and everyone talked about it. Ji Yuming's mind was in a mess: Shouldn't the emperor's draft be a problem for the harem?Can the upper court discuss the affairs of the harem?Isn't it free?The prime minister stood in front, speaking impassionedly, right?Their family, Lan Yin, must win the crown this year, after all, the prime minister now looks like the future head of state!correct!It should be that there is no queen at this time, so the selection can only be made by the ministers!But it's also ridiculous, a group of men standing in the Palace of State Affairs discussing women's affairs, boring!

When Ji Yuming's brainstorming is over, today's morning meeting is also over!Ji Yuming was the first to walk out of the hall, happy in his heart, and his footsteps followed the wind. After he came here, he felt that money was really easy to earn, and life was really easy. He went to court every day to listen to everyone's talk, and then went back to his room to change into court clothes. Put on casual clothes, go to the emperor's study to study ink and wait for a whole morning, after that the emperor has no work requirements, so he can go back to his room to sleep!After all, they are so close, even if the emperor has something urgent to do, with Eunuch Li's piercing voice, he ran back to the emperor, and it was only a matter of Eunuch Li's voice!

After Ji Yuming changed his clothes, he walked briskly to the door of the study room. Before entering the hall door, he saw Lan Yin rushing out of the hall crying. When passing by, Lan Yin didn't even look at Ji Yuming. Ji Yuming's gaze was caught by Lan Yin Pulled, he looked at Lan Yin's running back, feeling very puzzled, then turned around and looked at the palace in front of him: Could it be?The emperor has already dealt with her?No, I shouldn't be able to get out of bed now after doing it!Haha, maybe the emperor's physical strength is not enough.

Just thinking about it, Ji Yuming entered the study with a smile on his face. As soon as he entered the study, the emperor sat in front of the case and reviewed the memorial. His face was as straight as Changbai Mountain. Ji Yuming was about to be frozen to rot by the cold in the room!

At this moment, Mr. Ji, who had good eyesight, immediately put away his smiling face, and obediently went to the emperor's side to grind ink. After a while, the emperor put down the Langhao brush in his hand, and said lightly: "You went to see Miss Lin's yesterday, how about it?"

Yo, does the emperor still care about his private life?Ji Yuming: "We had a great conversation."

"Have you bought any presents?"

"I bought it, Yuhan."

The emperor got up and walked to the window: "Go to the treasury to pick out a beautiful hairpin, I want to give it to Lan Yin."

"Now?" Ji Yuming thought, I delivered it for you yesterday!

"Ok!"

Ji Yuming came out of the palace and sorted out what happened before and after. He thought that if he didn't guess wrong, the emperor must have done something wrong to make Lan Yin cry, and now he is showing his love to Lan Yin!

After leaving the palace gate, Ji Yuming heard sobbing. He followed the crying and found Lan Yin sitting on the stone steps covering his face and sobbing in a corner of the palace wall.He looked back to see that there was no one around, and he was suspicious in his heart, this girl didn't leave, could it be that she was waiting for the emperor to chase her out?Couldn't be so naive!Coincidentally, Lan Yin didn't even have a maid today, and now she is huddled in a corner with her head resting on her knees, and her body is sobbing along with the sound of sobbing, hehe, it's quite cute!

Ji Yuming walked over with strides, and said as if no one else was there: "I just passed by here and heard crying, and thought some cat from the palace had escaped. When I got closer, it turned out to be our Miss Lan Yin!"

Lan Yin raised her eyes, and after seeing the person coming, she hurriedly wiped away the tears on her face, and said in a stubborn tone, "I'm fine, why are you here?"

"I'm here to make you happy!" Ji Yuming just opened his mouth to tease his sister!

"frivolous!"

"Frivolous people are now going to the treasury to pick out a hairpin for you, do you want to go together?"

Lan Yin was a little surprised, Ji Yuming explained: "The emperor asked me to pick one out for you!" Worrying about Lan Yin's misunderstanding, he explained again: "He gave it to you with good intentions!"

"Okay! Then let's go now." Lan Yin stood up suddenly, impatient, but this time she walked in front of Ji Yuming. Ji Yuming was still a little surprised standing on the stone steps. This girl, crying, laughing and crying quite quickly.

Ji Yuming caught up with Lan Yin in a few strides: "Why are you crying?"

Lan Yin's eyes were wary: "What are you asking these for?"

"I didn't mean to inquire, I just want to know the reason for your sadness, care! Care!" Ji Yuming smiled brightly, heartlessly, and now Lan Yin slowly put down her guard, lowered her head, depressed: "He wants to draft By then, there will be a large number of women entering the palace!"

"Aren't you participating in the draft?"

"Of course I will, but when I think that he will be separated by so many women, that is my love. I am not reconciled to being easily separated by others!"

Ji Yuming sneered: "It is inevitable for the monarch of a country to spread out branches and expand his family. If you want to find someone who is dedicated to you, he is not a good match, unless you can have seven or eight children a year! Excellent, pleasing personality and not repeated!"

Lan Yin: "How dare you say that behind his back?"

"Why don't you dare? At worst, kill me! It's you, I thought you had seen these facts clearly and made preparations."

"You don't understand, I will never be ready for this!"

When they arrived at the state treasury, Ji Yuming took out the token, and under the leadership of the steward's father-in-law, he and Lan Yin picked out a beautiful hairpin and took it out.

Ji Yuming personally put it on for Lan Yin: "It's very beautiful! The things in the treasury are different."

"For two days, you gave me two hairpins. From now on, can I call you brother Yu Ming?" Lan Yin's words made Ji Yuming's pupils dilate, brother Yu Ming?This is the name Ji Yuming never heard in the original book until his death!However, there is no plot of Ji Yuming giving the hairpin. The male lead in the original book bought the hairpin, but he didn’t give it away until he died. He went back to the room every day, looked at the jade hairpin in his hand in front of the dim oil lamp, and fantasized about Lan Yin wearing the hairpin Afterwards, the voice and smile, thinking about it this way, in addition to being useless, the second male lead in the original book is also a little perverted...

"Of course, you can call me whatever you want, but today's hairpin is not a gift from me, it's an offering to Buddha with flowers!"

A relaxed and happy day passed, and at night, Ji Yuming was about to go to sleep, when the emperor's summons came suddenly, Ji Yuming got up lazily, and cursed: "Made, it's time to turn over the labor-management sign." !"

Ji Yuming dragged his unawakened soul to the study: "I greet the emperor!"

The emperor sat in front of the desk without raising his head, and didn't say anything to make Ji Yuming stand up, but asked Ji Yuming in a cold tone: "I asked you to bring back the hairpin, and I gave it to Lan Yin, did you just give it?"

"I met Miss Lan Yin just as I was leaving the palace gate. After arriving at the treasury, Miss Lan Yin liked the hairpin very much, so she just took it away. I couldn't bear to dampen the girl's interest, so I didn't say anything to stop her!"

"Ji Aiqing is very thoughtful, that's what you and Lan Yin said you shouldn't be with me?" The emperor's words were a bit threatening, as if Ji Yuming wouldn't live until tomorrow if he didn't speak well.

Ji Yuming's sleepy brain immediately woke up, and he secretly screamed that it was not good. He thought he had won half of the victory when he heard brother Yuming today, but he didn't expect to be sued by this woman again. There were no guards passing by, and the empty and deep path was always only him and Lan Yin!He was hilarious for a while, this Lan Yin is not used to illness at all!If there is anything particularly exciting about this relaxed and pleasant palace life, then Lan Yin feels that it is unique and refreshing!

"The person who conveyed it in the middle made a bit of a mistake. What I said was that the emperor is the king of a country. The Sangong and Six Courtyards are normal. The emperor has a broad mind. Those who want to match the emperor must learn to be tolerant." Ji Yuming added. It was a lot of verbal make-up, and he secretly scolded Lan Yin in his heart, "Stinky girl, if you don't die, I will never go ahead of you!"

After that, Ji Yuming said a lot of rainbow farts, and this time, the emperor let him go. After Ji Yuming went out, he took a deep breath!He really can't compliment the emperor's IQ.As long as you dare to boast, the emperor dares to believe it!Just say a few good words and let him go, really fooling me!

In a few days it will be the emperor's 19th birthday. The officials of the Manchu Dynasty are thinking about what to give the emperor, but Ji Yuming is so tossed that he has no time to think about it. The emperor's birthday is celebrated by the whole country, and the busy people in the palace are too busy Don't give in, especially Ji Yuming and Eunuch Li!

Seeing that tomorrow is the emperor's birthday, Ji Yuming finally made time to go out of the palace to the restaurant to meet the brothers and sisters of the Lin family.

In the private room of the teahouse, Lin Chengyun asked Ji Yuming: "Tomorrow is the emperor's birthday, Mr. Ji prepared a gift?"

"I want to give a gift? As the emperor's entourage, am I not in charge of counting the gifts?" Ji Yuming said it openly and confidently!

With his words, Lin Chengyun stopped his mouth, looked at his brother beside him, and there was a question in his eyes: Mr. Ji's confident appearance, is what he said true?

After Lin Ge received his younger sister's gaze, he explained to Ji Yuming: "Yu Ming, although you are the emperor's book boy, but you and the emperor have known each other since childhood, and you occupy a place in the court. In public and private, you should Send some gifts, don’t tell me you haven’t given gifts to the emperor in the past few years?”

Ji Yuming is at a loss for words, regarding my identity, that's what you brothers and sisters think!In fact, I am an undercover agent of the enemy country, the emperor is very clear, should I give him a gift?He couldn't think that the gift box contained a bomb?Did Ji Yuming give it away before? The original book didn't write it. It just mentioned that Ji Yuming counted gifts every year and gave them gifts. If he didn't write it, then it doesn't exist!

"I'm a humble person, so I don't think any gift will win the emperor's eyes. There are too many people giving gifts tomorrow, and I don't think the emperor will care about it, let alone take it to heart! Me, just a few gifts!"

The brothers and sisters of the Lin family looked at each other and hesitated, but they didn't say anything else.

Lin Chengyun suddenly remembered the important events in Beijing recently, so he eagerly started gossip with Ji Yuming: "Yu Ming, you are too busy recently, you must not have heard of it, Lan Yin is very attentive, I am afraid that the people will not know her thoughts on the emperor, these days Under the banner of giving gifts to the emperor, he bought out all the gold, silver and jewelry in the city!"

"She just gave gold, silver and jewelry?" Ji Yuming felt that Lan Yin was really as vulgar as a gift!Tasty!But in just a moment, the memory of his reading emerged!He remembered the gift from Lan Yin in the original book, which shocked the court at that time!

Lin Chengyun frowned: "How is it possible? It is said that she will use these treasures to make an unprecedented, unprecedented, and most expensive gift for the emperor!"

"I'm interested in this!" Ji Yuming remembered the last time Lan Yin told him that he was black, and his heart was going to explode. This woman who doesn't know good and bad, he wants to make her suffer!Others are curious about Lan Yin's gift, but he is not!As someone who has read the original book, Ji Yuming knows exactly what Lan Yin will give, where to put the gift, and how affectionate he and Xuan Hao will be after giving it away, hehe, him!Be sure to change the ending of the birthday gift!

On the night of the birthday banquet, the whole capital was celebrating the emperor. The banquet was held in the imperial garden, decorated with lanterns and festoons. The emperor sat on a high platform, watching the continuous vocal music from the audience, and the gifts from the adults appeared one after another. Holding the wine glass, Long Yan is delighted.

The prime minister's daughter Lan Yin's gift was the finale. Under the expectation of everyone, eight guards carried it from outside the moon gate to everyone. The things on the shelf were covered with red cloth. Roughly estimated, this gift could be more than two meters high. !

Ji Yuming stood by the moon gate and looked at this shelf, slandering in his heart, fortunately this dynasty didn't pay much attention to these things, if you put it in your place, the master might throw you out.

Tonight, Lan Yin wore a silk feather gown, and deliberately combed her daily ingot into a lotus crown!At first glance, it really looks like a nine-day goddess relegated to the mortal world!She proudly ordered someone to lift the red cloth and bowed down to salute, but before she could say her blessings, she heard the voices of officials around her discussing her gift.

In front of everyone, a tall gold and silver thread, with the word "Shou" inlaid with pearls, was missing that point!

At this time, the officials sitting on both sides were talking louder and louder.Lan Yin's gift, from the very beginning when everyone was expecting it, to when only a few nearby officials whispered after the red cloth was lifted, and now the officials sitting in the back seat heard the words of the officials in front and saw clearly the flaws in the word "Shou". All of a sudden, in the huge imperial garden, the voices of discussions among the officials continued to rise and fall for a long time!And the instigator of this incident is naturally Ji Yuming who is standing by the moon gate, watching the show with folded arms, without saying a word!

"Enough! Take Lan Yin down!" The emperor slapped the table with a dark face, and the audience fell silent!

Lan Yin's thin body seemed to be shocked by the sound of slapping the table, and she knelt down on the ground. The prime minister who was closest to the main seat knelt down and begged for mercy: "Your Majesty, please calm down!" Father and daughter Everyone kowtowed to apologize, but this did not extinguish the emperor's anger. On the day of the birthday ceremony of his majestic son, the congratulatory gift of the prime minister's daughter was actually flawed in the word "shou"!

The emperor was in a bad mood, and directly convicted Lan Yin of extravagance, and kicked her out!The Prime Minister saw that the matter subsided, and it was not as bad as expected, so he gave up an excuse and stepped back with a little reassurance!

Ji Yuming stood in the corner, savoring Lan Yin's gift carefully. It is said that the little emperor is only 19 years old, and Lan Yin gave such a big birthday letter, which is also full of jewels. I don't know if the little emperor's young age is too big Fortunately, the gift is destroyed now, otherwise the Great Liang in the novel only survived for ten years, maybe it was broken by today's birthday.

A small episode made the audience panic, and the people on the stage were frowning, but the emperor's birthday is a big event, and the start and end times were calculated by Qin Tianjian, but this oolong was not counted!Right now the emperor is silent, everyone dare not leave, it would be embarrassing to stay!However, fortunately, there is such a talent as Eunuch Li. After all, he is an elderly man, and his ability to control the scene is still very strong. He secretly raised his hand to let the band members play slowly and in a low voice, and ordered several dancers After dancing leisurely, the emperor's complexion gradually improved, and the scene gradually heated up!

Half an hour later, the birthday banquet ended at one o'clock, and the officials hurriedly dispersed after saluting. Ji Yuming followed at the end of the crowd, stretched his waist, and felt relieved!He originally planned to go back to his room to sleep, but the emperor behind him suddenly stepped down from the high platform and said leisurely, "Master Ji, where is your gift?"

The officials were all gone, and the noise was gone. Ji Yuming looked around. Now only the emperor, Ji Yuming, and a few eunuchs were left in the whole imperial garden. too obvious!I could only curse in my heart, with so many people, how could he be discovered so quickly? !Unreasonable!

Turning his head, Ji Yuming smiled and bowed deeply to the emperor: "Your Majesty, the gift from my minister is a bit special, but it took too long to make, so it's not good to keep you waiting, so..."

"So you didn't send it?"

"May the emperor wait?"

"It's up to you!"

"Please move the emperor's servants to the imperial dining room!"

At any rate, Ji Yuming's core is the well-known contemporary food blogger, Xiaomitang!A mere birthday cake is a no-brainer!But what Honey didn't expect was that there are not so many modern instruments here... He and the emperor stood in the imperial dining room. It took two hours to whip the cream!When he was half dead from exhaustion, the emperor couldn't stand watching him: "What should I do? Just keep spinning like this?"

Ji Yuming saw that the emperor wanted to help, so he quickly echoed: "The emperor is wise, yes, yes, just take the chopsticks and hit in one direction, and then hit it upside down so that it won't fall to the ground. !"

The emperor was whipping the cream over there, and Ji Yuming was here cutting the round cake embryo into a heart shape. He didn't want to, the shape of the cake was too ambiguous, but now the only thing left to do is whipping the cream, he can't Let's rest here and watch the emperor fight, so, if you don't have a job, you have to find a job!

After another hour, Ji Yuming's cake was finally ready. He asked the little eunuch outside the door to get nineteen small candles. After the little eunuch came back, Ji Yuming put the candles on the cake and lit the fire again: " Your Majesty, put your palms together in front of your chest, then close your eyes and make a wish, then open your eyes and blow out the candles on the cake in one go! Then your wish will come true! Be sure to blow out the candles in one go Nineteen candles!"

The emperor did not doubt that he followed suit, closed his eyes and made a wish, and blew out the candle with his last breath, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Ji Yuming: "And then?"

Ji Yuming glanced at the kitchen knife on the cutting board next to him. He didn't want to, but reality forced him, so he had no choice but to pick up the kitchen knife: "Your Majesty, hold the kitchen knife and cut the cake from the middle!"

Ji Yuming's hand was still holding the knife, and the emperor's hand directly grabbed Ji Yuming's hand, and then the two of them folded their hands and cut the cake!

A small piece of cake was placed on the plate, and the emperor took a bite. Long Yan said happily, "This thing is really delicious. Is this the gift you gave me?"

"Hmm! A cake and a wish!"

The two looked at each other speechlessly, and finally Ji Yuming felt that the atmosphere was weird, so he turned his face away, and Eunuch Li at the door laughed and said, "I really didn't expect Mr. Ji to have such a skill!"

"It's nothing, I know a lot!" This sentence is not a lie, but Ji Yuming's truth. There is nothing Ji Yuming can't do when it comes to food.

The moon was in the sky, and the emperor was about to leave after eating. Ji Yuming saw that there was a large piece of cake left. He was thinking about Lin Chengyun, so he put the remaining half of the cake on a plate and prepared to send it to the Lin family brothers and sisters after dawn. Pick it up, and the emperor saw it: "What are you doing?"

"Have you finished your meal, Your Majesty?"

"Ah."

"I want to send this cake to the brothers and sisters of the Lin family, and share the joy with them."

"That's what I did!"

"Well! I know!"

"You took it away without my consent, that's stealing!!"

Ji Yuming suppressed the anger in his heart, he fed the dog all the things you couldn't finish eating, and the dog kept eating the stolen things?The smile on his face is still: "Are you still eating?"

"Don't eat!"

"I plan to throw it away, can I give it to the brothers and sisters of the Lin family?"

"No! If I say no, I won't!"

Seeing the emperor's cold-eyed look, Ji Yuming put the cake back on the wooden table angrily: "Ai Xu, I will go to the Lin Mansion to make them for them when I have time!"

The emperor raised his eyebrows: "Are you angry at me? Ji Aiqing, you and the brothers and sisters of the Lin family have been walking around frequently recently!"

If you don't give the cake, you will be eccentric!Standing in front of the stove, Ji Yuming suppressed his anger and said in a low tone, "I have lived here alone for so many years, and the brothers and sisters of the Lin family are the few friends I can talk to."

"Then you go to their house and make them. I want to keep this piece of cake and eat it with Lan Yin."

"I know!" Lan Yin, it's Lan Yin again, she messed up a good birthday party, and she is still thinking about Lan Yin, this person is really not ordinary stupid, he can't see any virtues from the people around him!blind!

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