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◎Happy self-introduction◎

"Have you laughed enough?" Jing Jie's eyes were slightly cold.

Ji Huai stopped laughing with difficulty, but couldn't hide his smile, "Your schoolbag is not a spy sent by me, is it?"

"Who knows." Jing Jie accepted his fate and threw his schoolbag at his feet.

Ji Huai took out a pen from the belly of the table and threw it to him, "Here, I can borrow it from you."

Jing Jie looked at SpongeBob SquarePants on the butt of the pen, then at Ji Huai, and felt that the world was so fucking colorful.

Looking at him, Ji Huai took out another pen from the belly of the table, it belonged to Pai Daxing, and said: "Use my pen, and we will be good buddies from now on." After finishing speaking, he cleared his mind With a low voice, he said, "Hi! SpongeBob SquarePants, let's catch jellyfish!"

Jingjie: "..."

Ji Huai took SpongeBob SquarePants back from his hand, and replaced it with Squidward's from the Variety Table, "Baby, I think you are the best match for Squidward."

"Be worthy of your uncle!" Jing Jie almost gritted his teeth and said this, grabbing Brother Octopus that Ji Huai forcibly pushed over, thinking that he might have to find Brother Luo to change seats.

On the first day of school, Jingjie got off to a not-so-good start, but it didn't matter, he had a big heart and he could get through it.

Sure can.

Jing Jie's mentality was at peace, and he went through the difficulties of cleaning, distributing books, and introducing himself safely, but he never thought that he would fall into the hands of Liu Fei, a fool.

It was lunch time, and Liu Fei on the second floor was afraid that Jingjie would sneak away to eat by himself, so he ran up to the third floor to block people, only to see this big boss who never liked to use fancy things, facing him right now. Expressionlessly, he used a Squidward pen to write his name on the new book.

Liu Fei was shocked for a moment, then moved to Jing Jie's ear and let out an uncontrollable wild laugh.

Jingjie's mentality collapsed, and the last vertical line of the word "jie" in his pen drew a small tick, which looked quite playful.

"Liu, Fei." Jing Jie paused every word, "You, looking for, dying?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Liu Fei clutched his stomach, "It's not that I want to laugh, the key is that this sum is too suitable for you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Jingjie tapped his index finger on the table, "Do you want to eat?"

"Eat! Eat!" Liu Fei dragged him up, "Let's go, let's hurry up while the pack of wolves in junior high school are not over, it's too late to eat!"

The new semester has a new atmosphere, but it can't afford the cold heart in the cafeteria.

After enjoying a lunch that could be called pig food, Jing Jie bought a normal-looking pen at the canteen, and buried Brother Octopus in Ji Huai's table as soon as he returned to the classroom, without any nostalgia.

When it was almost one o'clock, Hu Luo drove all the students of Class [-] who were outside the classroom into the classroom.

"I forgot something before, so let me explain." Hu Luo said, "As for the class committee, our tenth class is now a new group. Although I introduced myself before, I believe you don't have the memory to remember all the students. Live. Therefore, the official election for the class committee will be held at the class meeting next week, and I will briefly introduce the title of the class committee first."

Hulo picked up the chalk and began to write and talk on the blackboard.

Squad leader, Youth League secretary, study committee member, life committee member, propaganda committee member, labor committee member, sports committee member, and representatives of various subjects.

In fact, there is nothing special to introduce. Hu Luo briefly talked about what each committee member does, and then said: "Except for the class representatives who are directly appointed by the teachers of each subject, the other class committees are fair competition in our class meeting. Everyone Let’s take a look first, and those who are interested can prepare in advance, solicit votes in private, but no threats or lures are allowed.”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Hu Luo said: "Okay, the lunch break is from one to two o'clock, and you are not allowed to leave the classroom halfway. You can do whatever you want before 01:30, but you must keep quiet. After 01:30, you must turn off the lights and go to bed. Classes will officially start in the afternoon. Get started, and let go of your playfulness. I just asked Lin Wenxin to post the class schedule on the wall at the door. Any more important notices or your grades will be posted here in the future. The first session in the afternoon is Chinese, if you have nothing to do now, you can take out the Chinese language books to preview. Okay, I will not disturb your study. But the class committee has not been elected yet, so I will take over for a while. In the future, I will sit on the podium and supervise everyone's lunch break. The meeting will be a life committee member, and students who want to experience the life of the podium can be moved."

"Okay, let's start self-study now." Hu Luo clapped his hands, sat on the podium and played with his mobile phone.

"Wow, is it really okay to play with your mobile phone openly?" The girl in the front row of Jingjie whispered to her deskmate, "Didn't it mean that the teacher can't take out the mobile phone in the classroom?"

"Hey, you don't know, he is the grade director, he can play as much as he wants, and no one catches him."

Jing Jie, who was drowsy while facing the Chinese text, was refreshed when he heard their movement.He thought the two were madly dissing the head teacher behind his back, which was very interesting.It's not that he has any objections to the class teacher, he's just interested in various behaviors of people.

"I'm so envious!" said the girl in the front row.

"Me too!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"I want to play with my mobile phone and add a woo woo woo..."

Jingjie: "..."

interesting.

According to Hu Luo's description, the Chinese teacher of Class [-] is a young and strong boy.

Young, indeed very young, looks like he just graduated from college.

As for strength...if the opponent's body is not puffy, maybe he is really strong.

The Chinese teacher's name is Song Yuwen, which suits the situation well. The students in Class [-] are influenced by Brother Luo, so they call him Brother Song.

It's a pity that their Brother Song asked them to introduce themselves as soon as they came.

A girl in the front row yelled: "We just introduced it this morning! Teacher, please let us go!"

Song Yuwen said: "Then get up and tell me. If you can name twenty people in the class, we won't introduce ourselves today."

The girl said: "Then ask the students in the first row near the door to stand up and say your name boldly."

The buddy who was pointed out wailed, "Why start with me again! Can you do it backwards?" After speaking, he looked at Song Yuwen anxiously.

Song Yuwen glanced at the last column and the last row, and said, "You can decide after I explain the introduction rules."

Everyone couldn't think of any other tricks for self-introduction, and they were a little confused.

Song Yuwen said, "Snowball knows, right?"

"Teacher, we haven't had snow here for several years!"

The implication: Snowball?What kind of moth is that, just shoot it to death.

Song Yuwen smiled, "If you haven't eaten pork, you've seen pigs run away, right? Snowballing means rolling a small snowball into a big snowball. It's the same for you to introduce yourself. I'll treat you better. Let's go in groups of eight, first. One classmate only needs to introduce himself, the second classmate has to repeat the introduction of the first classmate first, and then introduce himself, the connection method can refer to 'I am xxx after xxx', and so on, is there any problem?"

Mourning is everywhere.

Song Yuwen didn't give everyone a chance to refute, "Okay, if there's no problem, do you still want to do it backwards, classmate?"

The man shook his head again and again, "No, no, I feel that since I sit in this sacred position, I have the obligation to make a good start for my classmates."

Song Yuwen nodded, "The order of introduction starts with this student, and after reaching the last row, it starts with the first student in the second row, a group of eight, and you remember which group you belong to. Then I will Make a request, when you introduce yourself, you should bring your interests and hobbies, it’s quite simple, if anyone makes a mistake, he will come up and sing a song for everyone.”

Sing?Jingjie once again felt the deep malice towards him from the world.

Jingjie's memory is not bad, he can remember knowledge points and people's faces and voices, but he can't remember people's names.

People's names are created by people, or they are arbitrary, or they hide mysteries. As a stranger, he can't see through the deep meaning at a glance, so the names of other people become separate words, which are scattered and mixed together in his memory. It is difficult Put it back together.

Fortunately, there are 48 students in the tenth class, in six rows and eight rows. According to Song Yuwen's position, he is the last one in the last group.And his deskmate was the second in the same group.

Jing Jie knocked on Ji Huai's desk with Brother Octopus's head, and asked, "Do you have a good memory?"

Ji Huai never panicked from the beginning, with the back of his feet hooked on the table bar, shaking the chair, the old god was there, "It's okay."

Jing Jie felt that what this kind of person said was okay, he was a little moved, and it was rare for him to be sincere: "Is there still time for me to change seats with you?"

Almost as soon as Jing Jie finished speaking, the young and strong Brother Song on the stage said: "You are not allowed to change seats."

Ji Huai glanced at Jingjie sympathetically, and said in a low voice, "You can ask Brother Octopus to remember it for you."

"You are not allowed to write with a pen." Song Ge continued, "No one is allowed to remind. Otherwise, the person who reminded will come up and sing together."

The atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became dignified.

"Let's start." Song Yuwen's devilish voice reached the ears of every student.

"Cough, then I'll start." The buddies in the first row stood up and said, "I'm He Sang who likes to sleep."

"I, I am Qin Xinci who likes to dream behind He Sang who likes to sleep."

……

The waiting time for the trial always seemed very long, and Jing Jie kept turning the pen in his hand, feeling a little uneasy.

In groups of eight, the class can be divided into six groups.The first five groups achieved remarkable results, and there were as many as seven people waiting in line to sing.

Jing Jie didn't really want to be the eighth, so when the girl in front of Ji Huai stood up and brushed her hair, he put all his energy into it.

"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Wenxin who likes to eat sweet CP."

Ji Huai immediately stood up: "Hello everyone, I am Lin Wenxin who likes to eat sweet CP, and behind him is Ji Huai who likes my tablemate."

"Snapped!"

Jing Jie slipped his hand, and Brother Octopus spun around and landed on Lin Wenxin's desk.

Lin Wenxin turned her head abruptly, her eyes burning.

The whole class was in an uproar.