"Are you paying cash or Alipay?"
"Hahahaha!"
I laughed, but everyone, including Li Yu, felt puzzled.Why did Boss Gu go backstage this time?Thirsty to drink?
"Let's talk about the cake from yesterday. Didn't we mention the big cake earlier? It's quite big. Each of the three floors is like a car tire. Not to mention that you can't see Xinliang's upper body. Let Yao Ming move it. Look at the top of your head. There is also a bald old man with a white beard and a white beard, surrounded by peaches, not to mention how beautiful it is!"
Zhou Heyun's stand-up is really on point.
"Boss Gu looked at it and was unhappy, so he said to me: 'Is this for my birthday or a birthday celebration? Please return it quickly!' I said, then I can't help it. The cake shop said it was too late to make it now, so I just bought it." There is still a birthday cake that was ordered two days ago, and it has been temporarily returned."
"Boss Gu asked me, 'Why don't people want it anymore? There must be a quality problem.' I quickly said, don't slander the cake shop, it's just that the cake is not ready yet, and the person drove west first." Zhou Heyun enthusiastically Bobo, "So, I asked Xinliang to bring back this unwanted cake, [-]% off!"
His stand-up talk is very interesting, and he always likes to mention the backstage affairs of Xiyuan Club, just like chatting about family affairs, and everyone is happy to listen to it.
However, this wave of music in the theater was not over yet, the waves of screams and cheers almost lifted the roof of the theater.
"No way!!"
"Am I dreaming?!!"
"Fuck! I'm going to die without regrets!!!"
The author says:
Will TwT have a leaderboard tomorrow?
Qilinpai: Qipai, I made a typo on purpose here
---
感谢在2021-07-1112:59:34~2021-07-1416:02:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 player Jiang Cheng;
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 contestant Jiang Cheng;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 16 bottles of Origin of Dawn; 10 bottles of Pile Driver Sudden;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
35. Rose red coat
◎As long as you have an undisguised preference◎
Many years later, although many things have faded and faded with time, Li Yu still remembers this glance.
Gu Heliang walked from behind the curtain on one side of the stage to the front of the stage, his steps were as steady as usual, and his expression was no different from the countless previous appearances, except that the coat he was wearing was particularly eye-catching.
The rose red under the spotlight is very gorgeous.
Li Yu stared at Gu Heliang without blinking, holding his breath in disbelief.
In front of so many audiences, he actually... put on this coat? !
Li Yu could feel the probing gazes from all directions, but he only cared about Gu Heliang in his mind, leaving everything else behind.If it weren't for the fear of wearing a specially made peach makeup, he felt that his tears might all fall.
This open and frank preference is like a raging wave, which has already crushed Li Yu's heart, sweeping into the deep but warm seabed, and there is no possibility of escape.
But he is willing.
Although the excitement of the fans is not the same as that of Li Yu, it is not inferior.The sound of the shutter of the camera and the flashing of the flash almost never stopped.
You know, Boss Gu has never worn bright-colored gowns since he appeared in the eyes of everyone in his teens. Basically, they are all old-fashioned, such as gray, black, pickled, and so on. Occasionally wearing a silver silk is considered a fresh color. .
It's not that no fans have asked why it's so monotonous, and some people have suggested to the support club that Boss Gu change the color of his coat, but Boss Gu ruthlessly rejected them all.So today is really a big girl sitting in a sedan chair - the first time.
Since Gu Heliang's facial contours are three-dimensional and handsome, and the dark gown is indeed more elegant and bookish, everyone comforted themselves by saying that those fresh colors are all vulgar and vulgar, and Boss Gu designated them as inappropriate to wear.
Who knew that tacky rose red could look so stunning?
"Boss Gu is so beautiful!"
There were endless screams and cheers, every time Zhou Heyun wanted to speak, he was suppressed by high-pitched voices.
Zhou Heyun shrugged helplessly at Gu Heliang, and said a word with a smile, because it was too noisy, and he couldn't hear what he was saying.
After a brief communication with Zhou Heyun, Gu Heliang turned around and bowed slightly to the audience in the theater.
Only then did the theater gradually quiet down, listening to Gu Heliang's words.
"I changed my clothes, and you all worked hard to listen to Boss Zhou's boring monologue for a long time." Gu Heliang seemed a little embarrassed, and touched his nose lightly, "It's the first time I wear this color, and you guys can enjoy it. "
"nice!"
"Boss Gu marry me!!"
"It's still alive, it's really Versailles." Zhou Heyun said sourly.
Gu Heliang continued to add oil and vinegar to the side, touching down the collar of the coat with both hands, and boasting sincerely: "Hey, why is this size so suitable? The handicap is also exquisite, and the neckline is also comfortable. I feel that it is easy to jump on the iron threshold. very."
Li Yu happily listened to Boss Gu's praise on the stage, it was so beautiful.
"It's really embarrassing." Zhou Heyun said indignantly, "In the future when we talk about cross talk, I will wear some black and gray clothes. Boss Gu put a big pink one and stood next to me. I know it's funny, I don't know Some people thought I was playing a shadow here."
A viewer below shouted: "Mother Zhou, don't be afraid, I'll sew you a fluorescent green one!"
Zhou Heyun looked at the source of the voice on stage, "Okay, I'll be waiting! I won't see the new coat in the next show, so I'm going to make a fuss!"
The girls didn't hesitate, "Look at you!"
There was another burst of laughter, and the topic of the new coat finally subsided, allowing the two of them to talk about cross talk.
"Just now, there is no host to announce the curtain, and you don't know what we are going to say." Zhou Heyun clapped his hands and said happily, "The name of this cross talk is <Chat>. Those screams you wasted just now Marry me, marry me, those times are all counted in the show."
He pretended to look at his watch, "Look at the time and it's almost time, so this show is over, bow down and step down!"
After all, the two bowed together, and really went behind the scenes.
The audience shouted: "Ah! No! Come back! Come back!"
The audience called out, and the two stood up again.
Zhou Heyun said with a smile: "It's all over, why don't you leave? Stay overnight?"
"There's still one show left!"
"Oh~ What are you talking about? Or else I've forgotten." Zhou Heyun slapped his head, "This matter... Boss Gu, let's talk about it."
"Hey~~~" The audience was about to be annoyed by Zhou Heyun's panting, and they stared at Gu Heliang eagerly.
Gu Heliang played with the folding fan in his hand, and said in a steady voice: "It's like this. We originally prepared a new job to start. But due to some changes, this show cannot be performed in public at present."
Boss Gu's words seemed to have the magic power to soothe his anxiety.The theater listened almost silently as he spoke.
"So Boss Zhou and I thought about it and told everyone about <Xingxing Travel>. I didn't explain the situation in advance, so I apologize to everyone in advance."
After finishing speaking, Gu Heliang and Zhou Heyun took half a step back together, bowed deeply to the audience again, and then straightened up after about half a minute.
The theater was silent, looking at each other, no one knew how to react.
Li Yu was the only one sitting on the seat and applauding loudly.
It seemed that an opening was made for the quiet atmosphere. Under his influence and leadership, the sparse applause gradually became louder and gradually evolved into thunderous applause.
The applause is indeed sincere.Crosstalk programs sound easy to create but difficult to create. How to bury and shake the burden, you have to grind it over and over again according to the audience's reaction effect.
Most cross talk actors can tell a little bit about the classic cross talk of their predecessors, which is already considered a good level.
Not to mention that like Gu Heliang, who insists on writing his own cross talk, almost every time he takes on a new job, instead of repeatedly chewing those old rotten grains, the audience can pick up every burden casually.
What's more, Gu Heliang's "New Travel" has only been published for more than three months. Many people have never heard it in a special show. It is not a disadvantage to hear the live version this time.
The most important thing is that the radar of these fans is very sharp, and everyone's focus is on what is the reason why the new job cannot be accepted.
Several official fan groups managed by Xiao Yun are almost about to explode, news of 999+ is popping up, and there are all kinds of speculations.
The most outrageous thing is that Boss Gu's cross talk was actually to announce to his lover, but in the end he was caught and scolded by Mr. Gu, and then he gave up.
No matter how the fans figured it out, the two people on the stage agreed on the work of "Xingxing Travel" without being affected.
Li Yu heard it once in the small garden before, and thought it was very funny at the time, but now it is still packed with burdens and laughs frequently when it is moved to the special show.
When he thought of Boss Gu wearing his own coat in the videos and photos all over the Internet after the special session was over, he couldn't help but cock his tail.
Hey hey, hey hey hey.
After the program finished, it was almost ten o'clock.Because there was a lot of delay before, Zhou Heyun and the others made a simple but quite distinctive encore.
Gu Heliang took the erhu from the backstage and sat on the bench dragged by Zhou Heyun.
Zhou Heyun hit the allegro and reported with emotion: "The following
"Hahahaha!"
I laughed, but everyone, including Li Yu, felt puzzled.Why did Boss Gu go backstage this time?Thirsty to drink?
"Let's talk about the cake from yesterday. Didn't we mention the big cake earlier? It's quite big. Each of the three floors is like a car tire. Not to mention that you can't see Xinliang's upper body. Let Yao Ming move it. Look at the top of your head. There is also a bald old man with a white beard and a white beard, surrounded by peaches, not to mention how beautiful it is!"
Zhou Heyun's stand-up is really on point.
"Boss Gu looked at it and was unhappy, so he said to me: 'Is this for my birthday or a birthday celebration? Please return it quickly!' I said, then I can't help it. The cake shop said it was too late to make it now, so I just bought it." There is still a birthday cake that was ordered two days ago, and it has been temporarily returned."
"Boss Gu asked me, 'Why don't people want it anymore? There must be a quality problem.' I quickly said, don't slander the cake shop, it's just that the cake is not ready yet, and the person drove west first." Zhou Heyun enthusiastically Bobo, "So, I asked Xinliang to bring back this unwanted cake, [-]% off!"
His stand-up talk is very interesting, and he always likes to mention the backstage affairs of Xiyuan Club, just like chatting about family affairs, and everyone is happy to listen to it.
However, this wave of music in the theater was not over yet, the waves of screams and cheers almost lifted the roof of the theater.
"No way!!"
"Am I dreaming?!!"
"Fuck! I'm going to die without regrets!!!"
The author says:
Will TwT have a leaderboard tomorrow?
Qilinpai: Qipai, I made a typo on purpose here
---
感谢在2021-07-1112:59:34~2021-07-1416:02:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 player Jiang Cheng;
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 contestant Jiang Cheng;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 16 bottles of Origin of Dawn; 10 bottles of Pile Driver Sudden;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
35. Rose red coat
◎As long as you have an undisguised preference◎
Many years later, although many things have faded and faded with time, Li Yu still remembers this glance.
Gu Heliang walked from behind the curtain on one side of the stage to the front of the stage, his steps were as steady as usual, and his expression was no different from the countless previous appearances, except that the coat he was wearing was particularly eye-catching.
The rose red under the spotlight is very gorgeous.
Li Yu stared at Gu Heliang without blinking, holding his breath in disbelief.
In front of so many audiences, he actually... put on this coat? !
Li Yu could feel the probing gazes from all directions, but he only cared about Gu Heliang in his mind, leaving everything else behind.If it weren't for the fear of wearing a specially made peach makeup, he felt that his tears might all fall.
This open and frank preference is like a raging wave, which has already crushed Li Yu's heart, sweeping into the deep but warm seabed, and there is no possibility of escape.
But he is willing.
Although the excitement of the fans is not the same as that of Li Yu, it is not inferior.The sound of the shutter of the camera and the flashing of the flash almost never stopped.
You know, Boss Gu has never worn bright-colored gowns since he appeared in the eyes of everyone in his teens. Basically, they are all old-fashioned, such as gray, black, pickled, and so on. Occasionally wearing a silver silk is considered a fresh color. .
It's not that no fans have asked why it's so monotonous, and some people have suggested to the support club that Boss Gu change the color of his coat, but Boss Gu ruthlessly rejected them all.So today is really a big girl sitting in a sedan chair - the first time.
Since Gu Heliang's facial contours are three-dimensional and handsome, and the dark gown is indeed more elegant and bookish, everyone comforted themselves by saying that those fresh colors are all vulgar and vulgar, and Boss Gu designated them as inappropriate to wear.
Who knew that tacky rose red could look so stunning?
"Boss Gu is so beautiful!"
There were endless screams and cheers, every time Zhou Heyun wanted to speak, he was suppressed by high-pitched voices.
Zhou Heyun shrugged helplessly at Gu Heliang, and said a word with a smile, because it was too noisy, and he couldn't hear what he was saying.
After a brief communication with Zhou Heyun, Gu Heliang turned around and bowed slightly to the audience in the theater.
Only then did the theater gradually quiet down, listening to Gu Heliang's words.
"I changed my clothes, and you all worked hard to listen to Boss Zhou's boring monologue for a long time." Gu Heliang seemed a little embarrassed, and touched his nose lightly, "It's the first time I wear this color, and you guys can enjoy it. "
"nice!"
"Boss Gu marry me!!"
"It's still alive, it's really Versailles." Zhou Heyun said sourly.
Gu Heliang continued to add oil and vinegar to the side, touching down the collar of the coat with both hands, and boasting sincerely: "Hey, why is this size so suitable? The handicap is also exquisite, and the neckline is also comfortable. I feel that it is easy to jump on the iron threshold. very."
Li Yu happily listened to Boss Gu's praise on the stage, it was so beautiful.
"It's really embarrassing." Zhou Heyun said indignantly, "In the future when we talk about cross talk, I will wear some black and gray clothes. Boss Gu put a big pink one and stood next to me. I know it's funny, I don't know Some people thought I was playing a shadow here."
A viewer below shouted: "Mother Zhou, don't be afraid, I'll sew you a fluorescent green one!"
Zhou Heyun looked at the source of the voice on stage, "Okay, I'll be waiting! I won't see the new coat in the next show, so I'm going to make a fuss!"
The girls didn't hesitate, "Look at you!"
There was another burst of laughter, and the topic of the new coat finally subsided, allowing the two of them to talk about cross talk.
"Just now, there is no host to announce the curtain, and you don't know what we are going to say." Zhou Heyun clapped his hands and said happily, "The name of this cross talk is <Chat>. Those screams you wasted just now Marry me, marry me, those times are all counted in the show."
He pretended to look at his watch, "Look at the time and it's almost time, so this show is over, bow down and step down!"
After all, the two bowed together, and really went behind the scenes.
The audience shouted: "Ah! No! Come back! Come back!"
The audience called out, and the two stood up again.
Zhou Heyun said with a smile: "It's all over, why don't you leave? Stay overnight?"
"There's still one show left!"
"Oh~ What are you talking about? Or else I've forgotten." Zhou Heyun slapped his head, "This matter... Boss Gu, let's talk about it."
"Hey~~~" The audience was about to be annoyed by Zhou Heyun's panting, and they stared at Gu Heliang eagerly.
Gu Heliang played with the folding fan in his hand, and said in a steady voice: "It's like this. We originally prepared a new job to start. But due to some changes, this show cannot be performed in public at present."
Boss Gu's words seemed to have the magic power to soothe his anxiety.The theater listened almost silently as he spoke.
"So Boss Zhou and I thought about it and told everyone about <Xingxing Travel>. I didn't explain the situation in advance, so I apologize to everyone in advance."
After finishing speaking, Gu Heliang and Zhou Heyun took half a step back together, bowed deeply to the audience again, and then straightened up after about half a minute.
The theater was silent, looking at each other, no one knew how to react.
Li Yu was the only one sitting on the seat and applauding loudly.
It seemed that an opening was made for the quiet atmosphere. Under his influence and leadership, the sparse applause gradually became louder and gradually evolved into thunderous applause.
The applause is indeed sincere.Crosstalk programs sound easy to create but difficult to create. How to bury and shake the burden, you have to grind it over and over again according to the audience's reaction effect.
Most cross talk actors can tell a little bit about the classic cross talk of their predecessors, which is already considered a good level.
Not to mention that like Gu Heliang, who insists on writing his own cross talk, almost every time he takes on a new job, instead of repeatedly chewing those old rotten grains, the audience can pick up every burden casually.
What's more, Gu Heliang's "New Travel" has only been published for more than three months. Many people have never heard it in a special show. It is not a disadvantage to hear the live version this time.
The most important thing is that the radar of these fans is very sharp, and everyone's focus is on what is the reason why the new job cannot be accepted.
Several official fan groups managed by Xiao Yun are almost about to explode, news of 999+ is popping up, and there are all kinds of speculations.
The most outrageous thing is that Boss Gu's cross talk was actually to announce to his lover, but in the end he was caught and scolded by Mr. Gu, and then he gave up.
No matter how the fans figured it out, the two people on the stage agreed on the work of "Xingxing Travel" without being affected.
Li Yu heard it once in the small garden before, and thought it was very funny at the time, but now it is still packed with burdens and laughs frequently when it is moved to the special show.
When he thought of Boss Gu wearing his own coat in the videos and photos all over the Internet after the special session was over, he couldn't help but cock his tail.
Hey hey, hey hey hey.
After the program finished, it was almost ten o'clock.Because there was a lot of delay before, Zhou Heyun and the others made a simple but quite distinctive encore.
Gu Heliang took the erhu from the backstage and sat on the bench dragged by Zhou Heyun.
Zhou Heyun hit the allegro and reported with emotion: "The following
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