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[What should I do if I was kissed when I came to the teacher's house for dinner?Waiting online, urgent]

1L Landlord

As in the title, the poster is a college student, standard Yuzhi.The teacher of the elective course is also male, but he is gay and likes me, and invited me to his house for dinner.

I went, and I am eating now, just now the teacher sneaked a kiss on my mouth while I was not paying attention, what should I do?

2L

What?A straight guy going to eat at the home of a gay man who likes him?That was delivered to your door!If you don't eat, I'll eat you right away

3L

If you don't eat, I'll eat you right away

4L

If you don't eat, I'll eat you right away

Pan Su held his breath, still held his head up, and pressed Han Qi's lips together.In just a few seconds, he has built a complete forum body in his mind, summed up in the following words:

All delivered to your door.

If you don't eat, I will eat you immediately.

It was only a few seconds, but Pan Su felt that a long time had passed. Han Qi finally let go of him, patted his face, and smiled softly: "What? Are you scared?"

Pan Su stood up abruptly, his face flushed, and he pushed the bowl away.Don't eat, I want to go home!

Han Qi stopped him: "Hey, hey, we haven't finished the meal yet. Don't be afraid, I won't kiss you casually without your consent."

Pan Su blushed, glanced at him suspiciously, and heard him smile and added: "Unless you can't help it."

"..." Pan Su pushed him away, I'd better go home!Being fooled, he actually came to eat at the house of this well-dressed beast? !

Han Qi hugged Pan Su from behind, and gently dragged Pan Su back to sit on the stool: "I'm just kidding, you continue to eat, don't waste so many dishes."

After only eating half a bowl of rice, Pan Su was attacked by surprise, which made him not in the mood to enjoy the rest of the meal.Delicious home-cooked food tastes like chewing gum in your mouth. Pan Su quickly finished the meal, pushed the bowl, stood up and bowed: "Teacher, I'm going back first!"

Han Qi folded his arms and smiled at him, okay, let's go.

Pan Su quickly ran to the entrance, changed shoes at the speed of light, and then sadly found that the door could not be opened.The anti-theft door is locked from the inside, which requires a key to open.

Pan Su looked back in grief and indignation, Han Qi also walked over, smiling at him.This mocking smile made Pan Su almost collapse: "Han Qi!"

Don't bring such a bully, say let go and still not open the door.When did you lock it up?Did you plan to do something to me from the moment you entered the door? ? ?

"It's not good to run after eating, and I'm prone to stomach upset." Han Qi took Pan Su's hand, "Want to eat some fruit? It's in the refrigerator."

I don't want to eat anything, I just want to go back, I'm afraid you will eat me.

Pan Su looked back at the locked anti-theft door, kicked off his sneakers and returned to the living room with a sense of heroism and sacrifice.

When Xi Rui saw that Pan Su had returned, he poked his head out of the kennel, his big eyes blinking brightly.Pan Su beckoned, and Xi Rui seemed to have received an amnesty order, so he came flying, rubbing around his legs, more enthusiastic than Han Qi, the master.

"What do you want to eat? There are kiwi fruit, dragon fruit, cantaloupe, and mangosteen." Han Qi asked.

Pan Su was furious, and roared, "I want it too!"

Han Qi was full of doubts about the capacity of his stomach, but he didn't disappoint. He nodded, "Okay."

Pan Su gave up on himself, pulled a pillow in his arms, and sat on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.After a while, Han Qi brought a plate of sliced ​​cantaloupe and put toothpicks on it; after a while, he brought out a plate of peeled kiwi fruit; followed by sliced ​​dragon fruit... Pan Su opened his eyes wide, seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, he hurriedly called Stop: "Enough is enough!"

There's no way I can eat this plate, it's like feeding a piglet.

Han Qi was peeling the mangosteen, and asked from the kitchen, "Don't you want it?"

Pan Su shook his head: "I don't want it anymore, I can't eat it."

Han Qi washed his hands and came out of the kitchen, and accompanied him to eat fruit after dinner.Pan Su likes to eat fruit, but he is too lazy to do it in school. Who would live such a meticulous life as an otaku?It's okay to return the whole fruit plate with Tao Linlin and the elders. If the dormitory next door sees it, it must be a mockery without discussion.

So Han Qi immediately became a standard gay character in his eyes.The house is so clean, the cooking is so delicious, and there are so many fruits in the refrigerator for beauty and beauty. Do you always call your gay friends as sisters when you meet them?

Imagine Han Qi's 1.8-meter tall man called "sister and sister", and Pan Su couldn't help laughing out loud, and couldn't hold it back.

Han Qi used a toothpick to hold a piece of dragon fruit to Pan Su's mouth: "What are you laughing at?"

Pan Su subconsciously swallowed it in one gulp, his cheeks still twitching subtly, trying to hold back a bursting smile: "No, it's nothing."

Han Qi smiled and didn't continue to ask.Xi Rui always circled around the coffee table and barked at Han Qi, Han Qi said seriously: "You can't eat, be good, go back and eat your dog food."

Siri snorted twice, lying on the floor, the whole dog felt aggrieved.Pan Su couldn't bear it, and poked his arm: "Are there any snacks? Meat bone sticks or something."

"I've eaten today, so I need a certain amount." Han Qi rubbed Xi Rui's hairy little head, "I've eaten enough today, why don't you go down later?"

When Siri heard the key words, he immediately got up, wagging his tail very happily.He took the initiative to get the rope out of the shoe cabinet and looked at Han Qi eagerly. Seeing this, Pan Su also stood up.This is great, the teacher went for a walk with the dog, and he went back to the dormitory, and he just happened to have a full stomach and no supper, what a perfect ending!

Han Qi squatted on the ground to fasten the rope for Xi Rui, and handed it to Pan Su after fastening it: "Let's hold."

"Ok?"

"Go for a walk with the dog." Han Qi was already putting on his shoes.

Pan Su hurriedly asked: "Why should I take a walk with you? It's your dog."

Han Qi said seriously, "You are its sister-in-law."

"? Who admitted it?!"

"It." Han Qi commanded Xi Rui, "Han Xi Rui, call me sister-in-law."

Xi Rui obediently "Wow!", wagging his tail in favor of Pan Su.

"..." What I may have encountered is really crazy, and even the dogs I raise are not normal.

In desperation, Pan Su could only be dragged down to walk the dog together.The high-end community is different, the cleaning is conscientious, not a single piece of paper can be seen on the road, and the green belt is clean and tidy, which is much better than the old community where no one cares about it.

The dog leash is in Pan Su's hand, let him lead it obediently.Siri is also a double-faced dog, who behaves like that at home, and switches to noble dog design a second after going out. He holds his head up and walks elegantly, with contempt in his eyes, as if human beings are a group of stupid creatures in his eyes.

There are not a few people walking their dogs at night in the community, most of them are small dogs, Chihuahuas, Pomeranians, and Teddy are everywhere.A beautiful woman with a snow-white Samoyed came up to him, and when the Samoyed saw Siri, he ran happily, and even brought the beautiful woman who couldn't pull the rope to Pan and Han.

"Lulu, Lulu, be more reserved!" The beauty reminded in a low voice, but the Samoyed named Lulu was so unrestrained and threw himself on Xi Rui.Xi Rui's eyes lit up, and he rubbed against Lulu, looking intimate.

"How old is your golden retriever?" the beauty took the initiative to talk to Pan Su.

Pan Su was not Xi Rui's master either, so he looked at Han Qi and stuffed the rope into his hand.After Han Qi answered his age, the beauty asked if it was male or female. Han Qi said it was male, and the beauty said Lulu was a little bitch.

Two dogs on the ground, one male and one female, rubbed back and forth; two people next to them, a man and a woman, had a good conversation.Pan Su stared at the ground bored, thinking that he was like a light bulb, which should be hung on the street lamp on the sidewalk.

Suddenly, Han Qi put his arms around Pan Su: "Shall we go to the park?"

"Ah?" Pan Su looked confused, "Are you finished chatting?"

Han Qi smiled, put his arms around Pan Su and led the dog, and said goodbye to the beauty and her Samoyed.

Pan Su lowered his head, and followed him to the park, holding his arms all the way, but he didn't notice anything wrong.What's even more frightening is that the men and women passing by in the neighborhood didn't show any strange eyes when they saw the two men walking through the city in such an intimate pose, as if everything was normal.

It's really a simple and open folk style.

They walked around the small park for nearly an hour.Pan Su took out his mobile phone and looked, it was almost nine o'clock!Come to have a meal and go back so late!

Fortunately, there is no need for a live broadcast today, otherwise, I will mutter twice in a month, and I am afraid that the fans will come out of the screen and drag Sumei away.

"I really have to go back. I won't be admitted to the dormitory after ten o'clock." Pan Su said.

"Can I stay out at night?"

Pan Su felt a sense of crisis, and shook his head in a panic: "No!"

His panicked reaction made Han Qi laugh: "Why are you nervous?"

"If I really want to keep you here, can you still leave?"

...Indeed, in terms of means, he is no match for Mr. Han; in terms of strength, he is probably not even more so.So Han Qi is his nemesis, the star that beat him to death!

Han Qi drove Pan Su back to school, and Pan Su sat in the co-pilot with his bag in his arms. He still couldn't figure out what Mr. Han liked about him.A straight guy, a scumbag, the only thing he can show off is his face.He is not as good as Han Qi in this aspect, why is he blind?

So Pan Su asked seriously: "Mr. Han, what do you like about me?"

"A lot," Han Qi replied casually, "Not picky eaters, easy to raise, silly, very cute."

"..." Pan Su seriously suspected that Han Qi was selected according to the standards in the breeding manual.

"I'm very smart." Pan Su emphasized that academic performance can't represent anything!Depends on the real IQ!Pro test 130 or more.

When waiting for the red light, Han Qi turned to look at him: "Really?"

Pan Su nodded, Han Qi smiled softly, and scratched the bridge of his nose with his index finger: "Then why haven't you fallen in love with me yet?"

This smile is too good-looking, the warm dim light of the street lamp hits the eyes, and an unusually warm tenderness is reflected through the lenses.

Pan Su's heart missed two beats, and he subconsciously grabbed Teacher Han's finger.

I, a straight guy, was so seduced by gay guys that I wanted to fall in love.