Are you a woman today?

Pan Su's date didn't end until eight o'clock in the evening. He went to Xu Ke's to change his clothes before returning to the dormitory. Otherwise, he would be blowing himself up if he entered the boys' dormitory wearing women's clothing so late.

Tao Linlin was surprised when he saw him come back: "Why are you back now? I thought you were going to spend the night outside."

The corner of Pan Su's lips raised: "Who have I been with?"

"Teacher Han. How about a date today?"

Pan Su sat down and shook his head, don't mention it, don't mention it, my master was hit hard today, not only did he not succeed in military training, he almost lost his rank.

?Tao Linlin couldn't figure it out, how could a well-appointed date get lost in rank.

Pan Su just wanted to quarrel with Tao Linlin, but on second thought, forget it.After all, he was Tao Linlin's thigh, and he was usually the one who dominated the canyon. If Tao Linlin knew about his tragic experience of kneeling five times in a row, the image of a hero would be gone, and this thigh would also be broken.

Tired all day, Pan Su climbed into bed early and suddenly remembered that the video should be updated today, otherwise he would be grumbling.So he got up again, randomly cut and cut a few scattered videos, threw them on the platform, and rolled to bed.

Unexpectedly, it was such an unintentional move. When Pan Su opened the software the next day, the barrage exploded.

After the video is opened, there are countless red text warnings:

[High-energy warning at the end of the film, love rivals haunt]

[High-energy warning at the end of the film, the little brother with the subwoofer haunts]

[Nuclear bomb warning, Su Mei's boyfriend is exposed! 】

Pan Su was stunned. He didn't have time to see what was being filmed in front of him, so he dragged it until the last few seconds, when Mr. Scarlet appeared again.After Pan Sub compared a scissorhands on the screen, there was a clear voice of "It's so cute" behind him, and then Pan Su turned around in surprise, and the video ended.

"Fuck!" Pan Suqie swears a curse word, he beats his forehead hard, why did he throw the video up in a daze yesterday, and didn't know to check it.If Han Qi's voice is found to be recorded, he will definitely silence it immediately, and he won't let the phrase "so cute" leak out if he is killed!

Faced with this situation, deleting and re-uploading the video will only make it more obvious. Pan Su thought about it, and finally decided to let it go.Anyway, Han Qi didn't show his face, he just uttered a sentence, which can be treated as a passerby.Moreover, there are also a group of fans in the barrage who are very sensible, and they all say, "I just praise Su Mei for being cute, so I have a boyfriend. Then I say Su Mei is my wife every day, so she is really good." Pan Su is very satisfied. , you are right to think so.

So he replied with the most likes in the comments: [No, it's an uncle passing by, don't get me wrong. 】

The following replies are all crooked, and the direction is very strange:

[Uncle's voice is so aggressive? 】

[Sounds so young, the tail tone will rise, like a small hook (〃ω)]

[Even if he is an uncle, he is also a very handsome uncle! 】

[Sister Su is really good for all ages, even the uncle can't bear it]

Pan Su didn't bother to go back, handsome is handsome, it has nothing to do with him, straight man warning.

Han Qijing hadn't come to harass Pan Su for a few days, Pan Su was relieved, he was happy to broadcast live on Saturday night, and he was in a good mood.Today she was wearing a previous set of soft girl clothes. Without Xu Ke, he didn't know how to do any delicate makeup, and he didn't even know how to put on false eyelashes, so he just made do with it.

Every time there is a live broadcast, Tao Linlin is the one who most needs to turn off the mic and become an invisible person. For those two hours, he can only lie on his bed and cannot go to the toilet.Sometimes, when he couldn't hold back anymore, Tao Linlin crawled on the ground and stole to the bathroom, because if Pan Su fell off his horse by accident, he would lose his head.

"It's not a boyfriend. It's really a passer-by. He doesn't look good. He's a very wretched uncle."

The bullet screen was asking the "really cute" uncle again, Pan Su could only make up nonsense, and composed Han Qi with great interest: "Don't be fooled by the voice, it's quite obscene, big waist and round smile with golden teeth, even if you don't see me It's a shock..."

The barrage began to feel sorry for Qi Sumei, and reminded him that a cute and beautiful young lady like him must protect himself when going out, so as not to be targeted by some wretched perverts.Pan Su smiled sweetly: "Thank you for your concern, don't worry, I have learned self-defense, and nothing will happen."

[Self-defense technique?Crisp girl tired! 】

[Wow, my wife is versatile in both civil and military affairs, she is number one in literature and martial arts! 】

[However, if Miss Su is in danger, don't force it. If you can't, ask the police uncle to protect you]

[Amway Sumei has a wolf-proof spray, which is very easy to use, a must for soft girls~]

Pan Su's cell phone rang, and it was another message from Han Qi——【Uncle wretched? 】

Pan Su was shocked, how could he forget about this, Han Qi knew about his live broadcast room, and was squatting here to watch the screen now!He frowned, with a tangled expression, and decided to put it aside for now, as if he hadn't seen anything.

He played the orange light game live tonight. In fact, he really wanted to click on the game LOGO on the desktop to play a ranking game. After all, he knelt five times in a row yesterday, so he had to quickly increase his winning points.But you have to take good care of the audience masters, they are all parents!Hey, why do otaku make things difficult for otaku?

In the second half of the live broadcast, suddenly, for some reason, there was a wave of rewards in the live broadcast room.Pan Su didn't know what happened. After looking through the records carefully, he found that his biggest benefactor "Wei Musheng Qi" dropped a string of rockets, which brought a wave of AOE of RMB.

[The Seventh Young Master is here, everyone, wash up and sleep, Miss Su has been contracted again]

[I want to compete with Seventh Young Master, I'm still a little immature]

[The gap between me and Seventh Young Master is just those zeros spent on Su Mei]

[Hey, if I have the financial resources of Seventh Young Master, I will immediately take care of Miss Su, and watch her dance to the Pure Land of Bliss every day]

【Hey, the lemon is so sour】

Since the opening of Pan Su's live broadcast room, Wei Mushengqi has been at the top of the list. Every month, the rewards for Pan Su start at five figures, and he is definitely a genuine gold master.And he is also very humble and gentle, never making some messy requests like some big tippers, every time after Pan Su thanked the tip, he just replied "um", proving that he heard it.

This is the real rich man.Pan Su thanked Wei Mushengqi as usual, Wei Mushengqi asked one more question today: 【Do you have a boyfriend? 】

The barrage screamed, and Seventh Young Master also watched the video and came to verify it because he was jealous!Miss Su, why don't you hurry up and answer honestly!If Qi Shao is unhappy, you will lose a lot of small money!

Pan Su replied without hesitation: "Of course not, the video is from a passer-by. I hope you don't misunderstand Qi Shao."

After the explanation, Wei Mushengqi didn't speak any more, Pan Su only thought that the matter was over, and started live broadcast happily again.

After the broadcast, Pan Su didn't have time to change his clothes and quickly clicked on the ranking, and picked Tao Linlin up: "Come on, come on, the ranking is up, you Brother Su will take you soaring and flying tonight!"

Playing double row with Tao Linlin, Pan Su can always find the confidence to be a father, finish a round smoothly, and feel refreshed.Tao Linlin suddenly yelled: "Sister Su, are you doing the splits? Kneeling five times?"

Pan Su looked as if his tail had been stepped on. Tao Linlin clicked on the record query, and a series of bright "failures" hung brightly.

"..." Pan Su forked off the record query calmly, and wiped Tao Linlin's eyelids with his hand, "This is your illusion. After sleeping and waking up, these things will disappear."

Tao Linlin was still very curious: "Who did you crash for? Was it Teacher Han when you were dating?"

"I rely on you not to call him a teacher, you know that he looks like a beast! He said that he hasn't played for a long time, and he is not familiar with it, but it turns out that he is extremely fierce online. No one can say that!" Pan Su sat down and poured out his bitterness, "He The rank is not good, I thought it was too vulnerable, I walked in, he walked in, I stepped down, he walked down, it was like they were here to give me military training!"

"Teacher Han is really good!" Tao Linlin inexplicably admired again.

Pan Su cursed a few times, is there any brotherhood?Quickly put away your starry eyes, the existence of a man like Han Qi is the opponent of all men, the public enemy of nerds, and must be cast aside and condemned.

"Tsk, Sister Su, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. If you are with Mr. Han, the third row of us may reach the top of the ladder in the future!"

Pan Su grabbed Tao Linlin's collar and emphasized seriously: "Brother is a straight man, how can he sell his appearance for the sake of rank?!"

Tao Linlin hesitated, okay, okay, no, I'm just kidding, you are a straight man of steel, a straight man of steel in a small skirt.

Pan Su ignored Han Qi all night, and wanted to just leave him alone, but the next day was Sunday, and he wailed: "Rule of Law and Science" is an elective course in the afternoon!

He was trembling, and really didn't want to go to the East Campus, mainly because he was afraid of seeing Han Qi.Wang Xiaotang in the dormitory next door happened to have chosen this course, so Pan Su went to find him and asked him to send a message when he was taking the elective course in the afternoon.

This so-called sending a message is nothing more than whether you will roll the roll. If you don't roll the roll, it won't matter if you miss the class.Who knew that Wang Xiaotang slapped his thigh: "I can't order! Teacher Han's class has such a high attendance rate that there are not enough seats in the lecture theater. They are all people, and they still need roll call?"

Hearing what he said, Pan Su's heart was in his stomach.That's fine, that's fine, he won't take any risks that afternoon, lest Han Qi catch him, and nothing good will happen.

He stayed in the dormitory and played games with peace of mind. Suddenly, Wang Xiaotang sent a message to confess his guilt, brother, I'm sorry for you, I'm guilty.

Pan Su asked him to speak quickly, and Wang Xiaotang sent a sad expression: 【Mr. Han has called the roll. 】

Pan Su was stunned. The high-attendance lecture hall that was promised was not enough for the lecture hall?So unlucky to bump into Han Qi's first elective class roll call today?

News from Wang Xiaotang came:

[He also said that students who didn't show up today will be deducted all their usual points for this subject, so please ask for blessings. 】