Are you a woman today?
Chapter 70
On a Wednesday afternoon when there was no class, Pan Su turned on the live broadcast.He had previously announced that the broadcast will start for two hours in the afternoon today. Fans who haven't seen Sumei for a while are crying bitterly. Our cute girl UP host has finally come out for business!
The camera was turned on, and Sumei was sitting cross-legged in front of the computer desk, wearing neither a uniform skirt nor a LO skirt, but a loose black shirt and shorts.Now it is May, the rain in the south is hot, the temperature has risen sharply in the past two days, Pan Su washed all the summer clothes he brought over and hung them on the balcony, and turned out a Han Qi shirt. wear.
He put on light makeup casually, wore a top of black long straight short hair, and started the live broadcast. As soon as the broadcast started, he heard fans exclaim:
[Ah, what kind of sweet girl is this? ! 】
[If I'm not blind, this is... a boyfriend shirt? 】
[I'm already blind, and I rushed to my wife's live broadcast room with great interest, only to see her wearing another man's clothes]
[It's really a boyfriend shirt, so much bigger, you can see Sumei's collarbone! 】
[Maybe my focus is a bit strange. Under the boyfriend's shirt that can't hide, Sumei is still flattered]
[Tsk tsk tsk, I'm male, and my breasts are bigger than Sumei's]
[The neckline is empty, the big breasts are among the people]
Pan Su sat cross-legged on the computer chair and pulled the neckline: "Yes, yes, I am an airport, everyone knows it. There is no way, the clothes have been washed, so I can only look for his clothes."
He has changed it to once every half a month because of his study live broadcast recently, and he hasn't brought any goods recently. He thought Xu Ke was going to be furious, but she found a new young lady who can live broadcast and bring goods to share the pressure, so that he can study with peace of mind. .Pan Susong breathed a sigh of relief. Not only was he not unhappy because of the diversion, but he also strongly recommended this young lady's live broadcast room for everyone to pay attention to. In the future, this young lady will often appear on camera and bring goods of Yun Xiangjia's clothes.
So today's live broadcast has been going on for more than half a month. Pan Su's main purpose is to say hello. There will be an exam in June. Maybe the next live broadcast will be after the exam. Fans please wait patiently.
The fans were all guessing what Su Mei was going to take the exam, and soon someone guessed the sixth grade. Pan Su smiled and said, "That's right, it's the sixth grade. I've been working hard lately."
He picked up the dilapidated word book in front of the camera, "Look, this is the result of flipping through it N times a day. Now I know which word is on which page even with my eyes closed!"
The barrage let out a burst of laughter:
[Hahaha Sumei only knows which page it is on, can you write all the words on that page silently? 】
[Guigui, this vocabulary was destroyed too much, I lost, my vocabulary is as clean as if it has never been used]
[I'm guilty, I didn't prepare anything, I guess the money for the sixth level is also for nothing]
[Ha ha ha, indulge for a while and enjoy it for a while, indulge every day and enjoy it every day]
[Study, learn what a fart!Sweetie come, be happy~]
【Anyway, there is a lot of time~】
【Ouch, it really tickles my heart】
"..." Pan Su took a deep breath, resolutely resisting the temptation, "Don't try to trick me, I will definitely not give up on myself because of your few words! I may have flinched before, but now I am getting better and better. It must be fine!"
A bad-hearted netizen asked: [What if Miss Su can't pass the sixth level? 】
Pan Su crossed his hips, his cheeks puffed up, and looked like an angry little bun: "I will definitely pass! But if I do, I will show a naked cosplay!"
The barrage exploded.
[Yo yo yo, what did I hear!Sumei wants to produce stewed pork cos! ! 】
[Help, I want to see Su Mei showing her waist, if I can't do it, I want Shi Geng! 】
[Not only a small waist, but also a beautiful back, XX, XX and XX (nosebleed ING)
[The size upstairs is so thick, what exactly are these XX? 】
[Ham, why bother so much, in short, it’s just that you can’t say that the ones that are not allowed to be broadcast are right! 】
"Wait, why do you take it seriously? I'm just saying it casually," Pan Su couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't plan to produce any large-scale cosplay at all. Just as casually? !
[Screenshot has been taken, give me a chance to see the crispy girl showing her flesh]
[The video has been saved, if Sumei regrets it, she will play it repeatedly on the whole network]
[My big X can't hold back anymore!Hurry up, everyone, think about what kind of meat-exposed COS is suitable for Sumei! 】
[Let me think about it, what if Sumei has no breasts? 】
[What can I do if there is nothing, squeeze! 】
Seeing that the barrage was discussing which two-dimensional character Pan Su would cosplay, the less clothes the better, the corners of Pan Su's lips twitched, and he reiterated: "Hey, hey, what's the matter with you, I don't have meat either. Can you show it, you all want to see it at the airport?"
A fan made a fierce and hungry voice: [I want to watch even men! 】
"..." If it wasn't for the meal, Pan Su would have fulfilled his wish right away, standing up and taking off his pants, and giving him a consummation.
Many people have already taken screenshots to leave evidence. Su Mei will release R18 large-scale naked cosplay if she fails to pass the sixth level. Pan Su is crazy. He really just said it casually. Should fans be so serious this year? !
It is the essence of human beings to love to join in the fun, everyone let Sumei give up struggling, we will collectively burn incense together, and ask Buddha to bless Sumei to be able to reach the sixth level!
Just a bunch of sinful humans.
After the broadcast, Xu Ke called Pan Su with a surprised tone: "Susu! Are you going to blow yourself up?! Show your flesh, do you have any flesh to show???"
Pan Su lay on the computer desk, ripped off the fake hair, and slapped himself: "Senior sister, I am innocent, my mouth is all to blame!"
"Look at you, the standard self-inflicted death, self-inflicted crimes can't live." Xu Ke's voice paused, "But I really want to see what you look like naked! Now I will help you find out if you can what to wear."
?Pan Su stopped her: "Senior sister, this is a tragic incident that only happened when I couldn't pass the sixth grade. Can you have some confidence in me?"
"Oh, it's just your low-altitude flying score of level [-], don't count on level [-]."
Pan Su was sad and indignant, how could he distrust him so much? !He has really studied hard, he has finished a few exercises, and his listening has improved a lot. Even Teacher Han said, "If you make a lot of progress, you can pass the sixth grade." Why do these people want to watch him so much?
On the exclusive forum of the cat's claw platform, there have been solicitation posts discussing which meaty COS are suitable for Sumei. Pan Su clicked in to have a look, then silently exited, turned off the computer and went out to study with a book.
I have to pass the sixth level to die!
When Han Qi arrived home, he saw that Pan Su was writing seriously. Recently, he was assigned a big case, and he often left early and returned late. Today, he rarely had time to come back early. He specially went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables first, and then came back to make a big deal for Pan Su. meal.
"Why did you study so early today?" Han Qi walked in and stroked his hair. Pan Su looked up with a solemn expression, "Because if you don't study, you will die."
"Ok?"
Pan Su's expression was very sad, he did a stupid thing, now he can only try his best to make up for it, leave me alone, let me drown in the ocean of learning.
Han Qi didn't know what he was talking about at first, until when he was busy cooking, he turned on his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast, and saw the video of Pan Su saying that he would reveal his fleshy cosplay from a netizen. With a smile, she went out and poked Pan Su's cheek: "Susu, what do you want to cosplay?"
Pan Su's expression was ferocious: "Why do you even laugh at me!" Can this day go on? !
Han Qi hurriedly comforted him, no, no, it wasn't because he saw discussions in the forum, so he was also a little curious.
"If you haven't, who would you cosplay?" Han Qi flicked the forum, "I see a few heroes that are pretty good."
Pan Su rolled his eyes: "Forget it, that's for breasts." He grabbed Han Qi's hand and pressed it to his chest, "You know, a prime minister can punt a boat in his stomach, a general can run a horse on his forehead, and Sumei's chest Stop the plane."
Han Qi not only touched it, but also pinched it lightly. Pan Su got goosebumps all over his body, and a small dot protruded from his shirt.Pan Su blushed, and opened his hand, doing whatever he wanted, and began to be unruly as he spoke.
Han Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You let me touch it."
It's like handing a piece of meat to a tiger's mouth and biting it naturally, it's a completely natural reaction.
Those Pan Sus on the forum didn't even notice, he didn't think about anything else, as long as he passed the sixth level, these are just floating clouds!If it's really that unfortunate that you can't land safely, then——Pan Su has prepared for the worst, get off!I take off!
Liu Zui also came to look for Pan Su that night, and said, I want to see XX, XX and XXX!
【...Your size is thick enough, you have what I have, are you interested? 】
Liu Zui replied: [Quite interesting]
He is also very active, and he even mentioned it in the live broadcast room, hoping to see Su Mei's naked cosplay!So everyone must burn more incense and work together to make Su Mei not pass the sixth level!
Pan Su collapsed, he really has no camaraderie at all, he really should let the vicious dog fly back and keep you out of bed for three days!
At night, Pan Su was lying on the bed, holding a vocabulary book and kept reciting. Han Qi finished reading the book for half an hour and was about to go to bed. Pan Su didn't want to disturb his sleep, so he got up and went to the study to continue reciting.
Han Qi grabbed him and pulled out the vocabulary book: "Susu, you have to combine work with rest."
Pan Su looked at him pitifully: "I'm afraid I will die without a whole body."
Han Qi felt dumbfounded: "It's not that serious, and it's not a big deal. At worst, you can just take off your upper body and take it as a cosplay."
?Pan Su was a little puzzled: "What is this COS?"
"COS man."
"..." Pan Su looked at him with inscrutable eyes, which can be imagined, and he is simply a logical genius.
"You're asking me to end my career as a cook." Pan Su sighed and crawled into Teacher Han's arms.
Han Qi hugged him tightly, since his own wife hurts herself, it doesn't matter if she is exposed, at worst, she won't be a big man in women's clothing in the future, and just wear a small skirt for him to see.
Pan Su opened his mouth and bit Han Qi's lips: "They are burning incense so I can't pass level six!"
Han Qi turned over and pressed him under him: "It's okay, they can still have my profession? Professional Taoism, nine generations of single pass."
Thinking of what Han Qi said when we first met, Pan Su laughed out loud and hugged his neck: "Then it's up to you, I must find a way to make me succeed in cultivating immortality!"
Han Qi said no problem, you come first and let me cultivate immortality.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-01-2423:57:27~2020-01-2523:59:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of Xiang Ji;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The camera was turned on, and Sumei was sitting cross-legged in front of the computer desk, wearing neither a uniform skirt nor a LO skirt, but a loose black shirt and shorts.Now it is May, the rain in the south is hot, the temperature has risen sharply in the past two days, Pan Su washed all the summer clothes he brought over and hung them on the balcony, and turned out a Han Qi shirt. wear.
He put on light makeup casually, wore a top of black long straight short hair, and started the live broadcast. As soon as the broadcast started, he heard fans exclaim:
[Ah, what kind of sweet girl is this? ! 】
[If I'm not blind, this is... a boyfriend shirt? 】
[I'm already blind, and I rushed to my wife's live broadcast room with great interest, only to see her wearing another man's clothes]
[It's really a boyfriend shirt, so much bigger, you can see Sumei's collarbone! 】
[Maybe my focus is a bit strange. Under the boyfriend's shirt that can't hide, Sumei is still flattered]
[Tsk tsk tsk, I'm male, and my breasts are bigger than Sumei's]
[The neckline is empty, the big breasts are among the people]
Pan Su sat cross-legged on the computer chair and pulled the neckline: "Yes, yes, I am an airport, everyone knows it. There is no way, the clothes have been washed, so I can only look for his clothes."
He has changed it to once every half a month because of his study live broadcast recently, and he hasn't brought any goods recently. He thought Xu Ke was going to be furious, but she found a new young lady who can live broadcast and bring goods to share the pressure, so that he can study with peace of mind. .Pan Susong breathed a sigh of relief. Not only was he not unhappy because of the diversion, but he also strongly recommended this young lady's live broadcast room for everyone to pay attention to. In the future, this young lady will often appear on camera and bring goods of Yun Xiangjia's clothes.
So today's live broadcast has been going on for more than half a month. Pan Su's main purpose is to say hello. There will be an exam in June. Maybe the next live broadcast will be after the exam. Fans please wait patiently.
The fans were all guessing what Su Mei was going to take the exam, and soon someone guessed the sixth grade. Pan Su smiled and said, "That's right, it's the sixth grade. I've been working hard lately."
He picked up the dilapidated word book in front of the camera, "Look, this is the result of flipping through it N times a day. Now I know which word is on which page even with my eyes closed!"
The barrage let out a burst of laughter:
[Hahaha Sumei only knows which page it is on, can you write all the words on that page silently? 】
[Guigui, this vocabulary was destroyed too much, I lost, my vocabulary is as clean as if it has never been used]
[I'm guilty, I didn't prepare anything, I guess the money for the sixth level is also for nothing]
[Ha ha ha, indulge for a while and enjoy it for a while, indulge every day and enjoy it every day]
[Study, learn what a fart!Sweetie come, be happy~]
【Anyway, there is a lot of time~】
【Ouch, it really tickles my heart】
"..." Pan Su took a deep breath, resolutely resisting the temptation, "Don't try to trick me, I will definitely not give up on myself because of your few words! I may have flinched before, but now I am getting better and better. It must be fine!"
A bad-hearted netizen asked: [What if Miss Su can't pass the sixth level? 】
Pan Su crossed his hips, his cheeks puffed up, and looked like an angry little bun: "I will definitely pass! But if I do, I will show a naked cosplay!"
The barrage exploded.
[Yo yo yo, what did I hear!Sumei wants to produce stewed pork cos! ! 】
[Help, I want to see Su Mei showing her waist, if I can't do it, I want Shi Geng! 】
[Not only a small waist, but also a beautiful back, XX, XX and XX (nosebleed ING)
[The size upstairs is so thick, what exactly are these XX? 】
[Ham, why bother so much, in short, it’s just that you can’t say that the ones that are not allowed to be broadcast are right! 】
"Wait, why do you take it seriously? I'm just saying it casually," Pan Su couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't plan to produce any large-scale cosplay at all. Just as casually? !
[Screenshot has been taken, give me a chance to see the crispy girl showing her flesh]
[The video has been saved, if Sumei regrets it, she will play it repeatedly on the whole network]
[My big X can't hold back anymore!Hurry up, everyone, think about what kind of meat-exposed COS is suitable for Sumei! 】
[Let me think about it, what if Sumei has no breasts? 】
[What can I do if there is nothing, squeeze! 】
Seeing that the barrage was discussing which two-dimensional character Pan Su would cosplay, the less clothes the better, the corners of Pan Su's lips twitched, and he reiterated: "Hey, hey, what's the matter with you, I don't have meat either. Can you show it, you all want to see it at the airport?"
A fan made a fierce and hungry voice: [I want to watch even men! 】
"..." If it wasn't for the meal, Pan Su would have fulfilled his wish right away, standing up and taking off his pants, and giving him a consummation.
Many people have already taken screenshots to leave evidence. Su Mei will release R18 large-scale naked cosplay if she fails to pass the sixth level. Pan Su is crazy. He really just said it casually. Should fans be so serious this year? !
It is the essence of human beings to love to join in the fun, everyone let Sumei give up struggling, we will collectively burn incense together, and ask Buddha to bless Sumei to be able to reach the sixth level!
Just a bunch of sinful humans.
After the broadcast, Xu Ke called Pan Su with a surprised tone: "Susu! Are you going to blow yourself up?! Show your flesh, do you have any flesh to show???"
Pan Su lay on the computer desk, ripped off the fake hair, and slapped himself: "Senior sister, I am innocent, my mouth is all to blame!"
"Look at you, the standard self-inflicted death, self-inflicted crimes can't live." Xu Ke's voice paused, "But I really want to see what you look like naked! Now I will help you find out if you can what to wear."
?Pan Su stopped her: "Senior sister, this is a tragic incident that only happened when I couldn't pass the sixth grade. Can you have some confidence in me?"
"Oh, it's just your low-altitude flying score of level [-], don't count on level [-]."
Pan Su was sad and indignant, how could he distrust him so much? !He has really studied hard, he has finished a few exercises, and his listening has improved a lot. Even Teacher Han said, "If you make a lot of progress, you can pass the sixth grade." Why do these people want to watch him so much?
On the exclusive forum of the cat's claw platform, there have been solicitation posts discussing which meaty COS are suitable for Sumei. Pan Su clicked in to have a look, then silently exited, turned off the computer and went out to study with a book.
I have to pass the sixth level to die!
When Han Qi arrived home, he saw that Pan Su was writing seriously. Recently, he was assigned a big case, and he often left early and returned late. Today, he rarely had time to come back early. He specially went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables first, and then came back to make a big deal for Pan Su. meal.
"Why did you study so early today?" Han Qi walked in and stroked his hair. Pan Su looked up with a solemn expression, "Because if you don't study, you will die."
"Ok?"
Pan Su's expression was very sad, he did a stupid thing, now he can only try his best to make up for it, leave me alone, let me drown in the ocean of learning.
Han Qi didn't know what he was talking about at first, until when he was busy cooking, he turned on his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast, and saw the video of Pan Su saying that he would reveal his fleshy cosplay from a netizen. With a smile, she went out and poked Pan Su's cheek: "Susu, what do you want to cosplay?"
Pan Su's expression was ferocious: "Why do you even laugh at me!" Can this day go on? !
Han Qi hurriedly comforted him, no, no, it wasn't because he saw discussions in the forum, so he was also a little curious.
"If you haven't, who would you cosplay?" Han Qi flicked the forum, "I see a few heroes that are pretty good."
Pan Su rolled his eyes: "Forget it, that's for breasts." He grabbed Han Qi's hand and pressed it to his chest, "You know, a prime minister can punt a boat in his stomach, a general can run a horse on his forehead, and Sumei's chest Stop the plane."
Han Qi not only touched it, but also pinched it lightly. Pan Su got goosebumps all over his body, and a small dot protruded from his shirt.Pan Su blushed, and opened his hand, doing whatever he wanted, and began to be unruly as he spoke.
Han Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You let me touch it."
It's like handing a piece of meat to a tiger's mouth and biting it naturally, it's a completely natural reaction.
Those Pan Sus on the forum didn't even notice, he didn't think about anything else, as long as he passed the sixth level, these are just floating clouds!If it's really that unfortunate that you can't land safely, then——Pan Su has prepared for the worst, get off!I take off!
Liu Zui also came to look for Pan Su that night, and said, I want to see XX, XX and XXX!
【...Your size is thick enough, you have what I have, are you interested? 】
Liu Zui replied: [Quite interesting]
He is also very active, and he even mentioned it in the live broadcast room, hoping to see Su Mei's naked cosplay!So everyone must burn more incense and work together to make Su Mei not pass the sixth level!
Pan Su collapsed, he really has no camaraderie at all, he really should let the vicious dog fly back and keep you out of bed for three days!
At night, Pan Su was lying on the bed, holding a vocabulary book and kept reciting. Han Qi finished reading the book for half an hour and was about to go to bed. Pan Su didn't want to disturb his sleep, so he got up and went to the study to continue reciting.
Han Qi grabbed him and pulled out the vocabulary book: "Susu, you have to combine work with rest."
Pan Su looked at him pitifully: "I'm afraid I will die without a whole body."
Han Qi felt dumbfounded: "It's not that serious, and it's not a big deal. At worst, you can just take off your upper body and take it as a cosplay."
?Pan Su was a little puzzled: "What is this COS?"
"COS man."
"..." Pan Su looked at him with inscrutable eyes, which can be imagined, and he is simply a logical genius.
"You're asking me to end my career as a cook." Pan Su sighed and crawled into Teacher Han's arms.
Han Qi hugged him tightly, since his own wife hurts herself, it doesn't matter if she is exposed, at worst, she won't be a big man in women's clothing in the future, and just wear a small skirt for him to see.
Pan Su opened his mouth and bit Han Qi's lips: "They are burning incense so I can't pass level six!"
Han Qi turned over and pressed him under him: "It's okay, they can still have my profession? Professional Taoism, nine generations of single pass."
Thinking of what Han Qi said when we first met, Pan Su laughed out loud and hugged his neck: "Then it's up to you, I must find a way to make me succeed in cultivating immortality!"
Han Qi said no problem, you come first and let me cultivate immortality.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-01-2423:57:27~2020-01-2523:59:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of Xiang Ji;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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