Monster, I don't want to double repair with you

Monster, I don't want to double repair with you

Author: Peach Blossom Wine

Introduction:

"There are so many men in the world, can you seduce someone else?"

"There are a lot of men, but furnaces are rare, especially for a top-quality furnace like you. Being a double X with you is like reaching the sky in one step. It's not easy for everyone to become a master. Who doesn't want to take shortcuts!"

Ever since Bai Youping picked up Ye Xun'an, an idiot beauty who doesn't wear clothes, his life has been completely messed up: his mother has been solo for 25 years, and now rotten peaches are blooming.

Ye Xun'an mistakenly drank Mengpo soup and became a "three noes" night wandering god with no memory, no mana, and no rules.

If he wants to support himself, he has to complete the underworld performance appraisal, so he meets Bai Youping, who is suffering from bad luck everywhere.

A beautiful and ignorant peerless little white lotus instantly aroused Bai Youping's desire to protect.

Bai Youping decides to take Ye Xun'an in, and he has to cooperate with him in collecting ghosts and demons. From time to time, he has to play the role of "old mother" and carry out "adolescent" X enlightenment education.

Bai Youping felt that even if the whole world wanted to have a dewy relationship with him, his "big boy" Ye Xun'an absolutely had no other thoughts about him, but the flag was set too early, and he felt a dull pain in his face.

"This matter, ahem... I have to teach by example."

"No, this... I have learned this before."

"You will?! Who taught you?!"

Well……

1. Accepted, favored and self-righteous, kind but not holy, grow and achieve each other

2. Gong is amnesia, not dementia, and he grows up very fast. Innocence is not really stupid. From the beginning to the end, he is the only one in my heart

3. There are quite a lot of HE settings, all for the plot, not sweet and not expensive

Content tags: supernatural, gods, monsters, special liking, fate, encounter, sweet essay

Search keywords: Protagonist: Bai Youping, Ye Xun'an┃Supporting role: Welcome to the next dog blood novel~┃Others: Sweetness is over

One sentence introduction: You are all greedy for my body

Conception: Destined to love you

1. Hell Talent Selection Conference

◎The person who cooks the rice, the soul who cooks the rice◎

"Dear viewers, good evening, everyone. This is the front line of news in the underworld. I am your location host, nonsense. The much-anticipated prefectural talent selection conference is coming to an end recently, and all the selection results have been announced one after another. Compared with In the past few days, the seed players were elected without any accident, and the competition for the last few places gradually became fierce..."

At the entrance of the Talent Selection Conference is an extremely wide event square, and the news from the underworld is scrolling over the square like a mirage.

More and more ghosts gathered to watch the excitement.

That's right, this is the underworld, the world after death.

In fact, compared with Yangjian, there is not much difference between the two, except that there is no bright red sun here, and night and day are only distinguished by light and shade.

A slogan hung above the auditorium of the Talent Selection Conference:

"60 years of hard work, a gift for the new underworld".

On the left side of the auditorium is written the qualifications for this talent selection conference:

In order to actively promote the construction of the underworld civilization, we are now open to the public to select talents:

Regardless of the age of origin, as long as they are willing to contribute to the construction of the underworld, those who have done good deeds and accumulated virtue points can participate in the election.

In the center of the square stands a towering old tree, on the branch sits a starling starling with black eyes and yellow eyes, tirelessly broadcasting the life stories of all the candidates in a loop.

There is a bright banner under its feet:

Reporting and exposing hotline: 4144141.

"Zhao Huhu, born in the year of Yihai, collected money many times without hesitation, added 100 points, and helped the old lady cross the road, but the old lady's destination was not on the other side of the road. Thinking it was not subjective, no rewards or punishments will be given..."

"Chen Bangchui, born in Bingshen, 500 points for organ donation, 15 points for giving up his seat to help the elderly 20 times, 50 points for deduction of morals many times after drinking..."

There was a circle of ghosts sitting under the old tree, and the ghost in the middle was holding a newspaper, as if they knew each other very well.

Ghost armor: "Hey, look at the last one, it's unlucky. He has the same points as others, so he was not admitted."

Ghost B: "Yes, yes, but don't think that it's a good thing to be a errand. They divide regions according to their rankings. The higher the ranking, the better the security of the assigned region. At the end of the year, the performance appraisal On the other hand, if the rank is low, if you are assigned to a land where ghosts run amok, you will not be able to complete the task, and there will be many complaints in the world, and I heard that you can't even get the guaranteed incense!"

Gui C: "Ah? It's so miserable, so who will take it? Didn't it say that drought and flood can guarantee harvest?"

Gui Ding: "How long have you all been dead, and you don't care about current affairs at all. Didn't you watch the news in the underworld? It has been reformed, the underworld does not raise idle ghosts, and the old days of big pots and rice are gone forever. I heard that the final admission That guy is a related family, the family has money and spent a lot of money to do rituals, and hired a good monk, otherwise he can't get stuck. If he is tied with him, he has to consider himself unlucky, there is no extra bonus, it all depends on himself, the family No one can do without money, hey, if you are a ghost, you have to fight for your strength and background. Don’t you think so, brother?”

All the ghosts were talking about it. Although it didn't matter to most people, it was like Chinese fans watching the World Cup. Even if it had nothing to do with them, they had to discuss it at this time.

Ye Xun'an listened for a long time, and he also came over, and found his name on the last page of the newspaper. He was a little helpless. If the gap was too big, there would be nothing to regret, but it was just a little short.

Pointing to his name, he said, "I am the one who was squeezed out."

A good young man who bravely sacrificed himself for an accident. It is very rare for someone of his age to have such points.

The ghosts didn't expect this unlucky guy to be by their side, and they didn't know whether it was sympathy or regret for their unrestrained words just now.

Ye Xun'an didn't care much about this. According to his behavior in his previous life, even if he wasn't admitted, he could have a good pregnancy right away.

He pushed aside the crowd, turned around and went to Naihe Bridge.

"Line up, take the number, and come one by one in order."

The ghosts were decapitated in different places, doing the work of two people. Their heads were placed on the commanding heights beside the Naihe Bridge, and they were broadcast and monitored in a loop, while their bodies issued reincarnation number plates one by one in order.

There are fewer and fewer people who can go to the admission line for those who have died in the world, and they have to be reincarnated when the time limit is reached. Therefore, the positions of the original two people are now reduced to only one person.

Ye Xun was arranged at the end of the team. He died not long ago, and he didn't understand the rules at all. When filling out the employment application form, he did not obey the adjustment, so for the first time this year, he was not hired.

The team moved forward slowly, and finally it was Ye Xun'an's turn.

In order to enhance the reincarnation experience, Mengpo soup is now not only available hot or cold, but also has a variety of flavors without ice and half sugar and whole milk.

"What to drink yourself."

Granny Meng didn't raise her eyes after she finished speaking, repeating the same thing year after year, without increasing funds, and developing new flavors, no one would have a good face.

Legend has it that Po Meng is a gray-haired old man, only those who have walked around the underworld know that she is a stunning beauty, but, just one point, she is a bad-tempered beauty.

"That's it."

Ye Xun'an looked at the dazzling menu in front of him, and pointed casually.

"Do you want coriander and chili?"

Ye Xun'an looked at his menu by himself: Lanzhou Ramen Flavor.

"Both, put more coriander."

Hulala A large bowl of Mengpo soup with coriander and red oil was immediately placed in front of Ye Xun'an.

It was one of his favorite foods when he was alive, mainly because it was cheap.

This was his first meal after his death. He picked up the sea bowl and gulped it down.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, keep people under the bowl, keep people under the bowl!"

The reincarnated ghosts and Po Meng all stretched their necks, and saw that the visitor had a wind on his feet and a red-headed document in his hand.

"Meng Po, stop him quickly."

The people came all the way and yelled loudly. After Ye Xun'an died, there was no one to worship him. He was already hungry, and a bowl of Mengpo soup that was not warm, but at least temporarily satisfying his hunger, bottomed out in an instant.

Ye Xun'an hiccupped after drinking, and was about to wipe his mouth when someone hurriedly hugged him and began to do the Heimlich first aid method.

Ye Xun'an was so upset by that man that he vomited little by little. He wanted to break free, but found that the man was extremely strong.

"In a panic, what's wrong?"

Arriving at Naihe Bridge is basically the last step of reincarnation. Po Meng has been on the job for so long, and I have never seen people spit out Meng Po soup a few times.

"Oh, I'm a step late, but luckily I spit out a little."

The person who came was a young man who seemed to have died not long ago. He was clearly a ghost and didn't sweat, but he still didn't change his habit of wiping his sweat.

Ye Xun'an was overwhelmed, and the effect of Meng Po Tang began to show. He felt that his brain was getting slower and slower, and his eyes were becoming more and more blurred.

He didn't wake up until the man pointed at his seal.

"Are you Ye Xun'an?" the man asked.

Ye Xun'an seems to have lost his mind now, but he remembered the name, and he nodded blankly.

"That's good, Meng Po, I have to take this person back. The last person on the list was reported. The money given to him for doing things is ill-gotten gains, and the points have been deducted into infinite negatives. The judge of Hades discussed, Take this person back, there has been no one in the past three years, and there must be a big accident when he takes office without any errands, this is the transfer order from the King of Hades."

As the man said, he handed the red-headed document to Granny Meng. He sparked lightning all the way, but he was still late. Fortunately, he hadn't been reincarnated yet. If he did, he probably would have to come to drink soup soon.

"The baby is dead and has milk? He drank Mengpo soup, what's the use of bringing it back?"

Mengpo soup must take into account both the taste and the effect. The selection of materials is exquisite, and the supply is limited.