Monster, I don't want to double repair with you

, the only time someone caught him:

"Well, I didn't do it on purpose. Who knows where you were hiding at that time. You came home with me, and I drew the curtains of the north room. That room is usually used to store goods, and there is no sunlight all year round. Today I have to think about it." Find a way to send Zhao Dapeng home, you can't be a shopkeeper."

Bai Youping worked all night and was hungry. Passing by a breakfast stall, he touched his pocket, and there was some money left:

"Hey, I'm working with you, and I have to treat you to dinner. What would you like to eat?"

Ye Xun'an has no memory of Yangjian food at all, he is curious about everything he sees, but the sky will dawn soon, and he dare not delay:

"Everything is fine. I haven't eaten anyway. We have to go back quickly. It's dawn, and we'll send Zhao Dapeng away. We need to make some preparations in advance."

"Okay, then I'll buy whatever I want, and you won't be able to eat anything. I'll buy some soy milk, buns, pancakes and fruits, and I'll bring a bowl of wontons for my brother."

Bai Youping returned home early, but Zhao Dapeng was nowhere to be found. It was estimated that the sun would come out soon, so he also hid.

"Brother, I'm out for dinner." Bai Youping called out.

He set the table, and Zoro in the yard started jumping up and down again when he heard someone coming back.

"Forget it, brother, I don't know where he is, you eat first."

Humans and ghosts eat differently. Even if you watch ghosts eat with rice bowls, there is actually no shortage of food in the bowls.

Last night, Bai Youping was reluctant to throw away the two bowls of noodles. He was about to eat them by himself. He took a bite and vomited again:

"That's not right, I obviously put in the seasoning, why is there no taste at all, does it also have no taste when you eat it?"

"I'm back so soon. I just dreamed about my daughter-in-law. Brother, you don't understand. The food after the ghosts and gods eat will change the taste. You can't eat leftovers. Anyway, there is no salt taste. Hey Forget the dog."

Zhao Dapeng appeared out of nowhere and startled Bai Youping. He put down his job and grabbed a meat bun:

"Brother, don't run around, the sun will come out in a while."

"I know, I know, people like us who are newly dead often don't have the ability to do evil, and there are still many procedures to go after death, we can actually walk along the wall during the day."

The three chatted while eating, and basically decided on a plan to send Zhao Dapeng home:

Ye Xun'an sealed Zhao Dapeng in the container so that Bai Youping could carry it. His spirit shell was broken, so he could only stay on Zoro's body, and how Bai Youping took the dog to Hualan County became a new problem.

"I'll call a car when it's dawn, and see if there's anyone willing to give a ride to pets. Hey, it's too difficult for this little money."

Bai Youping counted the three melons and dates in his pocket, went to Hualan County, and didn't know where the travel expenses were, but he promised Zhao Dapeng, and he had to do it.

"Let's find something to put Zhao Dapeng in." Ye Xun'an checked the ghost manual. In this case, to prevent ghosts from colliding with living people, the time limit must be guaranteed. We can only keep ghosts on our bodies and release them when we reach the place.

"What do you need?" Bai Youping asked with a yawn.

"A brush, a little cinnabar, a piece of yellow mounting paper, a ceramic container and a piece of red cloth."

These things may be difficult to find in ordinary people, but they are easy to find in Bai Youping's shop, except for one thing, the ceramic container, which is not so easy to find.

"How big is this container? I have a jar of pickled salted duck eggs in my house. It's so big. I'm holding the jar with my dog ​​on a leash. Do you think I'm imitating an oil painting?"

Ye Xun'an has never been to a restaurant a few times in his life. He doesn't know what Bai Youping is talking about, but he shook his head when he saw such a big jar: "I don't need such a big jar, it's smaller, as long as I can put paper in it." .”

"Didn't you say earlier that there are no ceramic ones, but glass ones?"

"Give it a try, I don't know if it will work." Ye Xun'an was uncertain, since there was still time anyway, he asked Zhao Dapeng's birth date, wrote it on the yellow mounting paper with a brush dipped in cinnabar, and then recited it silently , took Zhao Dapeng's hand and pressed it on the yellow paper.

Swish!

Zhao Dapeng turned into a green light and disappeared in place.

"Where is Zhao Dapeng?"

Bai Youping came out of the kitchen with a glass bottle, and Ye Xun'an was the only one left in the room.

"Where am I? Brother Xiaobai, do you see, here, here!"

Bai Youping followed the sound to find the yellow paper on the table. He pointed to it and asked:

"What sound does it make?"

"Well, now Zhao Dapeng is on this piece of paper, put it in a container, and cover it with a red cloth."

Bai Youping cleaned the glass jar he had just found, wiped it with paper, put stacks of yellow mounting paper into the jar, screwed on the lid, and shook it:

"Brother, how are you doing, do you feel any problem?"

Zhao Dapeng made a muffled voice from the bottle:

"It doesn't feel like much, it's just how I feel like I fell into the cesspit."

"Ah, I'm sorry, brother, this is a bottle of stinky tofu. There is no other empty bottle at home, just this one is empty, so don't dislike it, anyway, you don't have to breathe, it's okay, I'll give it to you On the bag, let's wait for the car to leave in the morning, and we will take you home."

Bai Youping didn't continue to listen to Zhao Dapeng's complaints, found a piece of red cloth and wrapped up the bottle of stinky tofu, and threw it aside:

"I have to sleep for a while. When it's completely dawn, we'll start. You should also take a rest."

Bai Youping hasn't had a good night's sleep for a long time, and he has basically overcome his fear of dealing with ghosts now.

He slept until the sun was up, until his face felt sticky and wet, and someone wiped his face with big snot. He touched it casually and found it was full of hair. When he opened his eyes, Zoro squatted beside the bed, two The jewel-like eyes are staring at Bai Youping.

Bai Youping reckoned that Ye Xun'an was already on Zorro's body, and this sleep was very restful, he shook his head:

"Is it Ye Xun'an? You licked my face to the point of drool and dog hair."

The dog's head tilted, and it was unknown who responded.

"It doesn't matter, I'll call a car, and we'll set off right away."

Zorro seemed to like going out very much. As soon as he heard the departure, he turned around and grabbed his own chain.

Bai Youping has no money, and wants to call for a ride and bring pets. Basically, no one will accept this kind of request.

When I was at a loss, there seemed to be someone in the store.

"Is the boss at home?"

Bai Youping saw Zoro being so cute, he rubbed the dog's head lightly, and came to the front hall.

"Here, what do you want to buy?"

"I'm sorry, I want to buy some red paper. It's not easy to buy. I don't know what day it will be these two days. They get married together. I asked several houses and they all sold out. Do you still have any?"

Bai Youping took a look at this young man, he was really big-hearted, who would go to the funeral store to buy things for a wedding, but the customer is God, he has no reason to push out the door-to-door business:

"Yes, how much do you want?"

"I don't know. I want as much as you have. Anyway, they say they want more."

Bai Youping turned out all the red paper at the bottom of the press box:

"That's all. Where is your custom? Why don't I know where so many red papers are needed for marriage?"

The young man sighed: "You don't know, before getting married, you need red paper, which means pressing down the manhole cover of the waterway. Recently, I don't know what this is. Suddenly there is a kind of particularity in Hualan County, that is, Many villains have to be cut out of red paper, and they have to be burned at every intersection in advance. They say this year is the year of widows, and they will not be able to marry a wife.

Although Bai Youping saw a ghost with his own eyes, he still scoffed at this kind of feudal superstition: "What is the year of a widow and the year of a widower? Isn't this a rumor made by a paper factory, just to sell paper?"

The young man suddenly said very seriously: "At first I thought it was the same, but it's really strange. Several of my classmates, or friends of friends, all got married this year, but they got married one after another. It's not because they have strange diseases. , and then I can’t afford to be sick, some even talk nonsense, one of them is gone, but there are still some who don’t believe in evil, anyway, the old man at home wants to comfort him, so he asks him to come out and buy some red paper. Son, I won’t tell you anymore, I have to go back right away.”

Bai Youping rolled his eyes, suddenly thought of something, and stopped the young man:

"Hey buddy, where do you say you are going?"

"Hualan County, what's the matter?"

"I'm sorry, it's not convenient for you to give me a ride. It's a ride with you. My friend is also there. I've been away for a long time this time. Don't worry about leaving the dog at home. Don't worry about it. Very obedient, won't defecate anywhere."

The young man seemed very used to small animals, and patted Zorro on the head:

"I actually like small animals very much. Since I'm on the way, I'll take you for a while, but I'm in a hurry to get home, so I can only put them on the side of the road for you."

"Alright, thank you, I'm giving you this red paper, how can I transfer the travel expenses to you?"

"No, it's just right that someone has a dog to keep me company?"

Bai Youping was so happy that he wanted to jump up on the spot. It turned out that even the car he hailed was often let go of pigeons. Today, he not only got the car for free, but also took the dog with him. He felt that Ye Xun'an didn't seem to lie to him. My luck has really improved.

Bai Youping simply packed a bag, stuffed Zhao Dapeng's jar into it, and followed the young man into the car with a person and a dog.

"Where are you going with such a big dog?"

"Ah, my friend, he likes dogs, so I'll take them to have a look."

"That's great. I'm also going to help my friend get married. By the way, don't you guys pay a lot of attention to white things?" The young man said very