Monster, I don't want to double repair with you

The chameleon couldn't listen to Bai Youping's accusation at all, it had already started to choose the next teaching content, this time it found a thicker one: "Ma'am, the king only ordered me to make you as fast as possible, so as not to suffer tonight, since Madam scolded you Enough scolding, let's continue."

Bai Youping wanted to open his mouth this time and found that his mouth was sealed again. Not only could he not open his mouth, but he could not close his eyes. The chameleon came to Bai Youping's side with a thick book in his hand:

"Ma'am, just listening to the text is too boring and not intuitive enough. Let's look at the picture now. This is a rare copy that has been handed down. It is very precious. The illustrated version of "One Hundred and Eight Forms of Fangshu" that Dawang spent a lot of money on, let's go one step further." One step at a time, let’s start with the initial preparations, this lady doesn’t need to worry too much, we will naturally do a good job for her, you just need to start from this page..."

Bai Youping really wished that there would be a thunder from the sky, and that he would be chopped alive right now, immediately, immediately. It would be better than setting himself on the stove and roasting him repeatedly. Now that the heat is almost ready, he even sprinkled a handful of cumin and chili powder.

Originally, he thought that the written version would be embarrassing enough, but who would have thought that the ancient body paintings could be so vivid, and the movements and expressions were so lifelike that even the island country movies he had seen were ashamed.

From Bai Youping's strong resistance at the beginning, to now letting go.He was already like a walking dead, he felt numb, but when he thought that Wutongshen might come back at any time, he felt as if he was sitting on pins and needles.

It was still lively and noisy outside the door, and I don't know how long it took, Chameleon finally finished half of the [-] moves, and the pages closed:

"Ma'am, this pose tests the strength of the waist and the flexibility of the thighs. It is also one of the king's favorite poses. Would you like to get up and move around first?" Chameleon is a teacher who pays great attention to feedback and practicality. Every time he teaches a new knowledge point , it always communicates with Bai Youping with its eyeballs protruding from its cheeks, until Bai Youping nods unrequitedly, then it proceeds to the next chapter with satisfaction.

Bai Youping is like a salted fish that has lost his dream. The salted fish can turn over, but Bai Youping cannot.

"Ma'am, you are the active side in this pose. Therefore, you must master the rhythm and strength. Your Majesty prefers beauties with thin waists. You have a good figure, but you need to strengthen and maintain abdominal training so that you can make your waist more visible when you look up." Abdominal lines and ravines."

Now Bai Youping not only loses control of his body, but even his thoughts start to run wild. He is not a sage. Although he does not emphasize desires, he still has ordinary people's desires.It’s just that he doesn’t go to the small website often. Every time he sees the organs|organs full of the screen, he will feel physically uncomfortable for a while, but the discomfort is discomfort. It is a movie that focuses on taste. For him when he was young at the time, this shadow made himself a little cold and cold. Later, when he grew up, he realized how young and ignorant he was back then.

It's just that fierce battle has always been engraved in his mind, the reincarnation of heaven, and now he has become the "female lead", his limbs are stiff, and his scalp is tight.

"Ma'am, you'd better relax. If you're uncomfortable, stop in time." After Chameleon finished speaking, Bai Youping felt his throat loosen. He wanted to yell, but suddenly his back sank, as if he was kneeling and standing on his knees. Posture always tests the ligaments of his inner thighs.

Bai Youping swallowed the curse stuck in his throat with a grunt. The last time his eyes turned black from the pain, he was hit by Yang Qingyun's grandson when he was playing basketball.

"Ma'am, your waist is too hard. I haven't used my strength yet. You'd better not twist your strength. The recovery from muscle strain is relatively slow. Although the king is sympathetic, but tonight is the night of your bridal chamber, and it is also the king's choice." At this auspicious time, if you get hurt, you will lose the king's interest, and it will be a disadvantage for the little one, so you'd better not hurt yourself just to punish the little one."

Bai Youping felt his whole blood rushing to his brain, his eyeballs jumped out, he gritted his teeth and said:

"You fucking said easy, why don't you try?!"

After Bai Youping finished speaking, the chameleon really imitated Bai Youping's posture, but the species was different, and the chameleon's legs would not normally be together, so it was easy to do this posture.

Chameleon drove a split horse, leaned on his chin, raised his face, and said:

"Ma'am, I'm born like this, so what's the problem even if I break my legs to the top of my head? I really love my wife, and I hope that my wife can always be with the king so that I can encourage the growth. Since my wife thinks this posture is difficult, let's change our thinking and rely on it." The atmosphere makes up for the technical regret."

At this moment, Bai Youping finally understood what the head teacher of Dengxiange was doing. He was very familiar with the way of hospitality in this brothel, and he understood it thoroughly.

As soon as Chameleon finished speaking, he felt the pressure on his back disappear, Chameleon stood up, and Bai Youping relaxed a bit.

"Ma'am, look good. I'll do it once, and you'll learn it again. You have to put on your clothes like this, take them off like this, half-cover them, and refuse them when you want to. I have observed that your five fingers are slender and slender, with well-defined joints, which are pleasing to the eye. If you are not talented, you will not be able to imitate the essence. Madam is clever, and she will be able to draw inferences from one instance. The key point is "three or two plucks on the shaft, and there is love before the melody is formed." Here, the madam needs to use gentle and soft techniques, with spring in her eyes."

Bai Youping never thought that "Pipa Xing" would be interpreted in this way when it came here. Their old Bai family finally produced a great talent. If they knew that they were quoted in this way, they would jump out of the grave in anger. You dare not change your face after beating: " Don't fucking misinterpret the sages!"

"Ma'am, we have missed a lot of lessons. It is short-term and efficient. I must use some associative memory. The following sentence is 'Xianxian suppresses her voice and thinks...'"

The author says:

I laughed so strangely, I didn’t feel it when I wrote it, after I finished writing it, I read it again, and I laughed, what am I talking about!

Children who are still in school will definitely not be able to just "Pipa Xing" in the future, but I think you may have a deeper memory during the exam, which can be considered a contribution.

Secondly, why did I write this paragraph, because, ahem, when I read it for the first time, I felt something was wrong, until many years later, I was enlightened!Hee hee, with so much preparation, we are actually digging the parking lot. When the construction is completed, we will follow this process!

As for why the head teacher is a chameleon, it’s okay, don’t you think this name fits the occasion?chameleon!I'm such a clever little ghost~

46. ​​The Great Wedding of the Mountain God ([-])

◎"Madam, it smells so good."◎

Bai Youping felt that all the blood in his body rushed to his face, and the tight ligaments under his crotch made the blood freeze again. He bit his lip, and a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

Chameleon was still talking about it, when the door suddenly moved, even if Bai Youping didn't look up, he knew who was back.

"How's Madam doing?" Wutongshen's voice was a little drunk, but it was more joy that couldn't be concealed.

"Back to Your Majesty, Madam is very hardworking, but the preparation time is too short. Madam is not from a child's background, so she started slowly. However, Madam is very smart and learns everything very quickly. This book is already over half."

Wutongshen rolled his eyes and scanned the open book on the table: "Enough is enough, the night is too short, I will teach these things by my own words and deeds from now on, you go down."

As soon as Wutong waved his hand, Chameleon was very sensible. He packed up his books and retreated. However, he didn't know whether he forgot or did it on purpose. Bai Youping still maintained this awkward position on the bed. Now he felt not only numbness in his thighs, but also My mind is numb.

"Ma'am, your waist isn't soft enough, but I like a baby like you. Would you like my husband to help you up?" Wutongshen came to the bedside, reeking of alcohol.

Bai Youping's upper body stiffened, with such an indecent posture, he wished he could get into the cracks in the ground, but if he was asking for help from Wutong God, Bai Youping had been deliberating for a long time, but he still didn't open his mouth.

Wutongshen saw that Bai Youping could no longer hold on, and he was not flirting, so he reached out to grab Bai Youping's waist, took advantage of the situation and hugged him, and put it on his lap.

(Isn’t this passage just a joke? No obscenity! Obscenity, why?)

"Ma'am, is your waist sore? Do you want me to rub it for you?" Although Wutongshen was still asking, his hand had already reached Bai Youping's almost unconscious lower back, and pressed it gently.

"Don't touch me." Bai Youping didn't thank him for his rescue. On the contrary, the ligaments that suddenly relaxed were like rubber bands that had been stretched for a long time. Coupled with the seemingly absent fingering behind him, Bai Youping felt that he was not at all relaxed now.

"Hey, ma'am is so ruthless. I just saved you. Instead of thanking me, you even came to attack me. It's really scary." Wutongshen was obviously drunk, and said, sniffing against Bai Youping , "Ma'am, it smells so good."

Bai Youping is a big man who has never even held a girl's hand. Now that he is treated like this by a man, or a male monster, he stands up all over his body.

"Put me down." Bai Youping just lost feeling in his thighs, but his hips are still normal. Now he is sitting in a position that no normal man would want to sit in. I don't know if it's an illusion, but he always feels...

"Go down? Are you in such a hurry to bridal chamber?"

Wutongshen kept teasing, Bai Youping didn't want to talk to this rascal, he just wanted to escape from this dangerous zone: "I'm thirsty, let me go to drink water."

It was rare that Bai Youping's tone eased once. Wutongshen didn't continue to take advantage of it this time, but obediently hugged him to the edge of the table, but he didn't let go, Bai Youping still seemed to be