my panda brother

Do you understand your neatest words? "

"Report to the teacher, I want to go to the toilet"

"..." The invigilator kicked him unceremoniously.

After Li Su confiscated his mobile phone, the exam officially started.

After finishing listening on his mobile phone, Li Su lay on the bed and sent a message to the store selling air conditioners:

Call her first when you arrive, better not to knock

The store quickly replied: Good dear.

Thank you

You're welcome dear

Li Su picked up Xia Huai's phone again, and downloaded all the courses for him from the first year of junior high school to the third year of senior high school. He also encrypted all the video lessons after the first year of junior high school with different passwords. Only after completing a stage of tasks can he get the password.

Li Su lay his pillow on the sofa, tilted his head and looked at the back of the person sitting across from him who was writing, and his mind was a little distracted.

Suddenly remembered the day when Li Gang brought her into the house for the first time.

He just sat on the sofa, he didn't dare to move when he wanted to go to the bathroom, and he didn't dare to blink any more to watch the two of them arguing in the living room.

Jian Ning turned her head and took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen, and walked towards her. After being stopped by Li Gang, she changed hands and cut her own arm.

Li Gang ran out the door with Jian Ning in his arms, Li Su stared at the pool of blood on the floor all afternoon, remembering that it rained heavily that night.

Li Su didn't move, the electric light reflected the blood brightly, he wanted to run out, but he always felt that there was something looking at him in the blood that was shining blue.

When I woke up, I was already in the hospital. I had a fever for several days, and I vomited whatever I ate.

At that time, Li Gang’s company was not as big as it is now, and they would spend the whole night entertaining. At night, especially on rainy days, there would always be inexplicable power outages at home, and the pool of blood would suddenly appear outside the window on the door, motionless. stared at him.

He never thought that one day he would study secretly and hide from everyone; fights and absenteeism seemed to be able to temporarily calm Jian Ning's emotions.

It was his fault, his mother's fault, his father's fault that he came to this house, but it was definitely not Jian Ning's fault.

"Report, hand in the paper"

Li Su took the English paper and looked down to see a series of circles.

"How about you draw candied haws?"

"Didn't you circle it when you said you couldn't do it?" Xia Huai opened the Chinese paper and said confidently.

What he didn't expect was that Xia Huai's answers were not bad, he got almost half of the points in the listening part, and he made less than ten mistakes in the written part, so he must have scored [-] points.

"Most of what you circled is correct, Monty?"

Xia Huai shook his head, and said with a serious face: "Three shorts and one long choose the long, and if they are uneven, choose c"

"……Who taught you this?"

Xia Huai smiled, thinking that he must not tell him that when he went to the toilet just now, he went to search for his answering skills.

The mobile phone he put on suddenly rang, which startled Li Su.

Li Su picked up his phone and took a look, the vegetables are ready! ! ! !

……

"I set the alarm myself." Xia Huai said proudly, "There is a fixed time for vegetables to mature. As long as you calculate the time and set the alarm, you can prevent others from stealing your vegetables."

"..." Looking at Xia Huai's expression of "Praise me for being great", Li Su couldn't laugh or cry, "Who will steal your food, don't you just add a few people?"

"Ren Botao," Xia Huai frowned, "Stole my food every time."

"..." Li Su clicked on the space, and the radishes in the field were indeed ripe, so he moved the cursor to the radish.

Yield: 31/32

How boring is this...

Li Su was so regretful that he escaped from Xia Huai's room at one o'clock yesterday, and was disturbed by knocking on the door at six o'clock this morning.

Sitting next to him, Li Su never figured it out, could someone sitting next to him improve his memory?

Why does he have to sit next to someone and listen to an hour's massage, no, Brother Dao...

"The style is not ruaze, alas, the carrier Ge Rui"

"Fake"

……

"The style is not ruaze..."

"Speaking in human language" Li Su slowly raised the kitchen knife in his hand.

Xia Huai rubbed his neck and retreated to the kitchen door: "Brother, did you hear anything at night?"

"I'm wearing earphones," Li Su said.

"Ah, the glass is crackling. I feel like there is someone standing outside my window. It makes me dream that there is someone standing outside the window. He keeps scratching the glass and asking me to open the window for him."

"I hope it's true, it's best to take you away." After the kitchen knife in Li Su's hand paused for a moment, he continued to chop vegetables.

"Ah, what's that outside?" Xia Huai suddenly shouted.

Snapped

The cold wind blew slowly, Xia Huai stood where he was, speechless, wondering if he would forgive himself if he knelt down to lick his shoes now.

Li Su coughed twice, got a haircut, sat back to his original place calmly, took out another knife and continued to chop vegetables, and said calmly, "You pay for the glass money."

Chapter 24

◎Commando◎

Five or six minutes before class, I saw Li Bin walking in with a stack of materials. Li Bin was only in his thirties. He was as good as his classmates on weekdays. Everyone in the class liked him, but His face turned cold, no need to say anything, the people in the class immediately lowered their heads and looked like obedient students.

They didn't know the reason, but they knew that Li Bin must be angry, and it was because of some people in the class.

"Squad leader, send out the experiment safety letter, and get the letter of commitment on the next page back for the parents to sign, then hand it back in, and put it away in my office tomorrow."

Zheng Yue didn't even take a few breaths, and fled to the podium with the materials in her arms. Like a thief, she divided the materials into seven stacks and distributed them to the first row.

"This week's physical education, music, art, and evening self-study will be changed to biology experiment classes. The safety class will be held in the classroom, and other classes will be held in other classrooms. When the time comes, the class leader will notify in the group. After all, our class will never leave our mobile phones. He is famous in his age."

No one in the class spoke.A few students with strange smiles went mad below, connected to the table and turned on the vibration mode, but one of them blushed.

"Ren Botao, is this funny?"

"No, I solved the last big math problem, I'm happy"

"Pfft..." There were a few more coughs in the class.

"You write mathematics in Chinese class, you are very proud"

"Teacher, there is no class yet"

"I'm in, it's my time"

You are a teacher, everything you said was a complaint to Ren Botao's heart.

"Take the paper and go to my office to write"

Ren Botao quickly took out a paper from the pile of books, and slipped out through the back door of the classroom.

"The project declaration form of our class was sent to the printing room for printing yesterday, and it was delivered to me 5 minutes ago. When I asked the teacher for it, they were still reluctant, saying that they hadn't finished reading it, and asked me to pay them for it. medical expenses”

Li Bin raised the list, his body behind the podium trembled uncontrollably, and after half a minute of deliberation, he said in a slightly trembling voice: "The first group will be teamed with me.

The second group of flying clowns

The fourth group pick my mineral water bottle team

The fifth group of concubines can't be a team

The seventh group of sow production brigade

The ninth group mistakenly put old man Mi into a double team

The tenth group, Brother Hai, can say anything..."

Meng Haichang sat down and shook.

Li Su suddenly had a bad feeling, and stretched out his hand to slap the blushing person next to him: "What name did Ren Botao get?"

Xia Huai squeezed his swollen cheeks, shook his head: "I asked, but he didn't say anything, he said he would give us a surprise."

"We are the thirteenth group, right?" Li Su's bad premonition became stronger and stronger.

Xia Huai nodded.

"No.13 Widow Village Commando Team"

Some people in the class couldn't hold it anymore, and their faces turned red from coughing.

"Li Su, Xia Huai, go to the office later and tell me how to make a surprise attack?" Li Bin said.

A question mark slowly appeared on the heads of the two people in the back row.

"There is also Li Bin's mother fan team, my wife's Yanjie team, □□..." Li Bin couldn't continue, he didn't know why, he couldn't make it out, and even wanted to laugh, but he finally knew why his colleagues asked him to compensate The medical expenses were paid, and he didn't dare to remove the watch from his face during the whole process, but he didn't know that all the people below had developed epilepsy.

"Everyone is talented in things that are not formal. I didn't find our class so creative."

Li Bin breathed a sigh of relief, his tone slowed down, and he turned the form to the last page: "Le Hao, the plant extraction project you declared is the same as Li Su's group, you join their group and lead them well."

Sitting at the back, Xia Huai couldn't see his expression, only saw him bow his head for a few seconds, then nodded slowly, looking a bit reluctant.

"There are still some groups that ask you to be more realistic about the project. There are some metals in the feces, but can you high school students bring it up? Are you not afraid of being suffocated to death? Are you not afraid of suffocating others?" Li Binen said yes Temple: "I'll give you half a day to modify the information, be more reliable, little ancestors."

"Self-study for this class, the fashionistas you called just now, gather downstairs." Li Bin stood up, rolled his watch into a stick and pointed to the back row, "Both of you go to the office and wait for me."

Sitting on the second floor, Li Su heard a uniform slogan coming from the window behind him: "Don't be in the team with me, the clown flying team, don't snatch my mineral water bottle team, the concubine can't be in the team, the sow production team, wrong!" Put old man Mi into a double team, Brother Hai said anything, team Li Bin's mother fans, my love Fu Yanjie team..."

Laughter spread from the first floor to the seventh floor like a relay, with several heads sticking out from every window, and there were some brave men who sneaked videos with their mobile phones between their books. They hadn’t passed half of their fifteen laps, and the videos had spread to all ages. In the big and small groups, the likes of the video software have exceeded a thousand, and Li Bin's move is really bad.

Li Su looked down at Meng Junlan chasing Meng Haichang for a [-]-meter sprint, completely oblivious to the shaking legs of the people next to him.

"How will Brother Binbinbin punish us?" Xia Huai said.

As soon as Xia Huai opened his mouth, Li Bin walked in from the door.

Li Su heard