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As soon as the word "cat" came out, Xue Yu didn't have time to get angry that the little beard treated him as a beggar.

Snow Leopard pulled open his small skirt and jumped into the bowl. He raised his neck and raised his tail, holding his toes so high that people could see the newly grown gray and brown hair on his body.

The figure of Xue Yu on the other side also held the bowl and raised it forward, and said excitedly in a tone of "forcibly pulling people under the quilt and rolling up their sleeves to look at the luminous watch": "I am not a cat, but a snow leopard! You Look carefully at the leopard print on this body!"

The little beard was taken aback by Xue Yu's words, and he really looked down at the snow leopard carefully, and then said contemptuously: "Don't think that you can pretend to be a leopard with a few clumps of hair on your body! I have seen that leopard before, even if it is a baby The cub is as strong as a calf, you can only be a cat cub!"

Hearing what he said, Xue Yu was a little moved.

It's not that he doubts whether his big size is a snow leopard, but he himself has never seen what a real snow leopard cub looks like. Even if he is a little older now, he looks really small.

He thought, could it be that the snow leopard in the original book is not only mentally retarded, but also stunted and malnourished?

Seeing that Xue Yu had no words to refute, Xiao Huzi seemed to recognize that Xue Yu was framing him, and waved his hands impatiently: "But if you want to raise the price, is it worth playing tricks?"

After finishing speaking, the man took out two pieces of silver from his pocket and threw them into Xue Yu's bowl, reaching out to lift the snow leopard by the back of its neck.

No matter how bad the snow leopard is, it is impossible for an ordinary mortal to catch it.

The trumpet immediately retracted the porcelain bowl, and the snow leopard cooperated tacitly with it, already stretched and leaped, flexibly jumped onto the former's neck, and expertly wrapped it into a leopard scarf.

Xue Yu suddenly felt his shoulders sink, and was almost crushed and staggered to the ground.

He hurriedly raised his hand to stabilize his buttocks: This guy is really heavy when he grows up, he almost broke his neck.

Seeing that Snow Leopard was avoiding him, Xiao Huzi raised his triangular eyes and said angrily, "You little beggar took the money but didn't give the goods, you can't be greedy for money!"

"Who wants your money?" Xue Yu threw the broken silver in the bowl at him, angrily, "And I'm not a beggar either!"

"Does a beggar know how to be ashamed these days?" Mustache didn't even look at the broken silver on the ground, "It's not Huazi, what are you doing standing on the side of the street with a bowl in your hand?"

Xue Yu was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood: "I'm eating wind and drinking dew, you know what a fart!"

"I still said I'm cultivating immortals!" The man scoffed, and squashed the broken pieces of silver on the ground with one foot, "Stop talking nonsense, you have to sell this cat today, or you have to sell it if you don't!"

Immediately afterwards, he bullied himself and wanted to grab Xue Yu's arm.

The mustache was tall and thin, and Xue Yu slipped under the man's arms as soon as he lowered his head.

The two of them hid back and forth under the eaves like playing hide-and-seek for a few times, and both of them were a little out of breath—Miao Huzi was tired of catching people, and Xue Yu was simply tired of carrying leopards.

There was a lot of movement between grabbing and hiding, and it was at the intersection of a busy city. The behavior of the two quickly attracted the attention of passers-by.

But when they saw that it was the mustache who was bullying the child, they all avoided their eyes and hurried away.

Seeing this, how could Xue Yu not understand?I'm afraid I've offended local snakes again.

He thought speechlessly, wandering the rivers and lakes is really a matter of luck, how can there be so many bosses in the world for people to catch?It's just a snake combo.

The left and right Xue Yu were also fine, so they played hide-and-seek with others under the eaves while waiting for Cen Shu to come back.

But the man was obviously annoyed by his teasing attitude, his small eyes were fierce, and he slapped a long black whip from his waist, and slapped it to the ground, a bluestone brick shattered .

"If you don't eat a toast, you will be punished, don't blame grandpa for being cruel!"

Xue Yu: Gan.

For the one hundred and first time, she detested the broken bowl in his hand.

His black hole physique is only immune to magic attacks, and such physical attacks cannot be avoided.

The monks in the qi training period have a mortal body, at most their physical fitness is stronger than ordinary people, so Xue Yu has to hide.

Although the mustache looked limp, the whip made him look like a tiger.

Xue Yu was forced by him to sometimes jump onto the window sill, and sometimes grabbed the beam. The brick and wood walls of the inn were pumped into pits and scars, and the soil fell down.

While dodging deftly, Xue Yu babbled to attract people's hatred: "You are hot! Do you know that you are hot! When my dad comes, I will ask him to pump your ass until it blooms!"

With a "boom", one of the lacquered pillars was torn off by him, and the mustache was so angry that his eyes were bleeding: "Okay, I want to see—"

"Yin Er!"

There was a loud voice in the distance, and a red shadow flew over and entangled the flying long whip in an instant.

The two stopped their movements and looked towards the source of the sound at the same time.

I saw a beautiful figure in red walking quickly, and when she got close, she stretched her arms and handed the mustache's long whip into her hand.

Xue Yu was taken aback.

It was Liao Niang who came.

These two land snakes are still a family.

The mustache reacted faster than him, and immediately arched his skeletal back, rubbed his hands and moved to Liao Niang's side, flattering: "Miss, why are you here?"

Liao Niang didn't even look at him, she walked up to Xue Yu and patted his head worriedly: "How is Xiao Yu? You are not injured?"

Xue Yu's head was crooked by Liao Niang's inhuman hand rubbing, and he said with difficulty: "No, no."

The girl looked him over carefully, and after confirming that there was really no blood on his body, she asked, "Where's your father?"

She glanced at the bowl in Xue Yu's hand, raised her brows fiercely, and said fiercely: "Isn't it because you left you and went to climb the tall branches, so you are begging here!"

Xue Yu: "..."

He gritted his back teeth and smiled sweetly: "...No, Daddy went to buy me oranges."

Liao Niang snorted, "For sure he has a heart."

She glanced at the mustache: "What's going on with you two?"

Before Xue Yu could speak, the person called Yin Er quickly picked up the broken silver on the ground, wiped it on the front of his front and held it in front of Xue Yu, and said with a smile: "Misunderstanding, the difference between me and this little brother There was a little misunderstanding."

Liao Niang asked: "What misunderstanding?"

"I saw this kid standing on the corner of the street begging for food with an empty bowl bigger than others. He looked really pitiful, so I wanted to step forward to help. When I got closer, I saw that the cat in his arms was born pitifully and cutely. The one I raised is somewhat similar, if the young lady sees it, she must be very happy, so she wants to add some money to see if the little brother is willing to give up."

Yin Er paused, and there was some self-deprecating expression on his face: "I think it's because I have a bad appearance, and there is only a pure and kind person like Miss in the world who doesn't care about my appearance. That little brother and I He is not familiar with him, so it is not surprising that I want to snatch his cat."

Xue Yu:?

Spring and autumn brushwork, black and white, in this vast world of cultivating immortals, there are still people who are as green as me?

Liao Niang sighed: "That's how it is."

She returned the whip to Yin Er, patted Yin Er on the shoulder and comforted him: "The appearance and body are given by my parents and cannot be changed, but as long as I behave properly, I will be worthy of myself and worthy of the world!"

Xue Yu:?Still believe it?

Not to mention, this little girl is quite suitable for worshiping in the Tianyan Sect, and she doesn't need to inherit it even if she is heartless.

Xue Yu thought again, if she hadn't been short-hearted, she wouldn't have been coaxed away by Xue Yu in the restaurant yesterday.

Liao Niang turned to Xue Yu and said, "This incident can be considered to be caused by me, this silver tael should be a shock to Xiao Yu! How about we shake hands and make peace?"

As he spoke, he took out a few large silver ingots and put them into Xue Yu's hands.

How could he lose in the green tea competition?

Xue Yu reluctantly pushed the silver back, choked up and said: "It turns out that the old man raised Leopard's neck and grabbed Xiaoyu's shoulders because of Xiaoyu's misunderstanding. No wonder the old man was so angry that he whipped Xiaoyu, and even broke the pillars of the inn. The boss didn't even think about it." Come out and ask the old man for money, because Xiao Yu deserves it all."

Liao Niang was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Yin Er had whipped the child just now.

She looked again at the pitted whip marks on the wall, and the broken pillar, obviously her mind was still a little out of turn.

Xue Yu was just about to call Xiaoer, who was poking around at the entrance of the inn, and the boss, but suddenly he felt the spiritual energy in his whole body surge, and a faint and cold fragrance came from behind him.

It's Cen Shu who's back!

"Daddy—!"

Without even thinking about it, he turned around and threw himself into the man's arms, and the snow leopard acting as a scarf pierced it with a "wow".

The two leopards, one on the left and the other on the right, whimpered and pretended to cry in Cen Shu's arms. Those who heard the scene were sad and those who saw it wept, it was very miserable.

Cen Shu obviously didn't expect such a warm welcome, he stood there for two seconds, caught the snow leopard with one hand, and pressed the back of Xue Yu's neck with the other hand.

Xue Yu had already experienced Cen Shu's strange way of stroking cats, but at this time he was still pinching the back of his neck numbly, and his voice was raised several degrees.

Fortunately, he was pretending to be crying, and the soft "beep" didn't sound deaf.

Seeing the situation, Cen Shu knew that the little liar was cheating again.He lowered his head to look at the snow leopard full of arms, then raised his eyelids and said coldly to the people in front of him, "What's the matter?"

Compared to sitting in the lobby of a restaurant drinking tea calmly, Cen Shu's aura at this time was quite strong. Liao Niang was swept away by his emotionless black eyes, and she lost all the courage to slap the table in front of this person and stare at her. My heart skipped a beat for some reason, and I was a little afraid to speak.

Compared with the simple-minded Liao Niang, Yin Er is well-informed, but even he has never seen such a noble person, and simply standing in front of others makes people feel unstoppable. Zhu gave birth to the idea of ​​surrendering and kneeling down.

This Yin Er is also considered a character, even though he was terribly frightened in his heart, he still repeated the nonsense to Liao Niang just now to Cen Shu.

Cen Shu has kept pets for a long time, and his fingers unconsciously want to touch things when he is meditating.

He was holding the leopard with one hand, and it was inconvenient to stroke the snow leopard's soft fur, so he could only do the next best thing and rub it slowly on the back of Xue Yu's neck.

Even if he was already in human form, Xue Yu couldn't resist this kind of feline instinct at all.

He buried his head in Cen Shu's skirt, his cheeks flushed and his eyes moist from being pinched, he kept rubbing his head against the person like a snow leopard when his chin was touched, and he even whimpered and acted like a baby.

The snow leopard on the other hand also linked up with the human figure, its long tail wrapped around Cen Shu's wrist, and both heads rubbed against Cen Shu's chest.

Fortunately, this person, Yibao, was already pretending to be crying, so the rubbing gesture was not very strange in the eyes of outsiders.

However, Cen Shu didn't seem to notice the abnormality of the leopard in his arms, and his expression didn't change a bit after hearing Yin Erbian's nonsense.

With the character of the ancestors, naturally he can't do things to argue with outsiders.

The spiritual power in his body fluctuated slightly, and he only heard a strange voice say: "I saw what happened just now!"

When everyone looked back, it was the waiter who had been watching for a long time.

His expression was terrified for some reason, but what he said was very clear: "It is Yin Er who insists on buying a cat, but this little man doesn't agree. Yin Erqiang can't buy and sell by force, so he wants to take the cat away directly. Who would have expected Xiao Lang to buy a cat?" Jun dodged left and right, but he didn't fall into Yin's second hand, and Yin'er got angry when he couldn't catch the cat, so he threw out his long whip and beat Xiao Langjun to pass!"

While speaking, the innkeeper, who had been missing all this time, rushed out and kept pulling the hem of the waiter's clothes, but the man seemed to be stuck on the ground without moving, as if a nail had been planted on his foot.

The more the shop clerk spoke, the more frightened his expression became, cold sweat poured down his face like a waterfall, and finally even snot and tears came out together, but even so, it did not delay him from speaking clearly.

"This little man and his father stayed in my inn last night. He must not be a beggar. Even though we knew about it, we didn't dare to come out to persuade him. Even if he broke the walls and pillars, the repair money We will not dare to let him out."

The shopkeeper was still pale and gagging at people, but for some reason he suddenly stopped, stood upright beside the waiter, and began to speak with a look of horror: "Although this Yin Er is a very naughty villain, he was born to With a clever mouth, he coaxed the owner and young lady of Qianyang Village into confusion, and with these two supporting him, no one would dare to control Yin Er walking sideways in the city every day!"

Yin Er, who was on the side, was stunned by the accident, and finally came to his senses at this moment, and shouted, "When did I, Yin Er, sin against you, don't spit blood here!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard another strange voice from the side of the street: "I was walking on the side of the street last month, and it was Yin Er who forcibly tore off the jade pendant from my ear, and threw another broken piece of silver saying it was for me. purchase!"

Everyone looked towards the source of the sound, only to see that there were already many people around.

It was a little lady who spoke. There was a wound that was about to heal on both her ears and earlobe. Although she still had fear on her face when she spoke, she calmed down after saying a few words: "Now this pair of sons and daughters It's hanging on Miss' ear!"

Liao Niang's complexion turned pale, and her fingers unconsciously caressed the red earrings on her ears.

Seeing sweat on his temples, Yin Er was about to open his mouth when another person from the same group stepped forward.

Followed by the third, the fourth... more and more people gathered around, full of righteous indignation, telling about Yin Er's evil deeds, everyone has a look of fear and hatred, but the tone is eager to eat his flesh Drink its blood.

Yin Er's face was pale: "...you're spitting blood, you're all—"

He suddenly stopped talking, and said again with a strange expression: "The old village owner of Qianyang Village is as stupid as a pig, and I deceived him into trusting him with just a few words. Me; his daughter is even better than his stupid father, and I—”

Yin Er, who was always eloquent, closed his teeth suddenly, and when he opened them again, blood gushed out of his mouth.

A mass of bloody, soft flesh and spurted blood fell to the ground.

Yin Er's face was contorted and he kept talking, with blood spurting from his mouth like a small fountain, but he could only make a sound of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Then he fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and passed out.

The author has something to say: The idiom to be learned today is: Left man right leopard

It is a metaphor for the life state of a winner in life.