Career choices for superhumans

The thick gate of the underworld slowly closed behind Saiki Kusuo and the others.

Behind the door was a forest, with lush trees on both sides, which appeared to be full of ghosts in this dark night, and hurried voices came from among the trees.

Saiki Kusuo and Saiki No. 4 looked up, and saw a huge monster appearing in front of them, followed by a big mouth that seemed to swallow them up. The teeth on it alone were taller than Saiki Kusuo's height. It's going to be long.

Those that come in from the gate of the underworld cannot be eaten.

Because of this recognition, the other party closed his mouth after a roar, and just looked at them with those eyes that were like copper bells.

Saiki Kusuo has never seen such a big dog. As expected of a family of tourists, no, the family of killers beats enemies, and the dogs they raise are also very distinctive.

There are no frontal photos of Dadi Hakka on the Internet. It is mainly the travel agency’s main travel project of Dadi Hakka. Strictly speaking, it is the gate of the underworld of Dadi Hakka. If it is posted on the Internet, it will greatly affect your business. , so generally speaking, it is not allowed to take pictures. Even if you take pictures, you will not put them on the Internet. You don’t want to be hunted down by people who beat your enemies. include.

As for Sanmao, although it is tall, it is not as high as the gate of the underworld. In order to increase the appreciation of tourists, it will throw the leftover meat outside, but only throw two or three yuan. As for the photos, it is even more expensive. No.

Generally speaking, Sanmao, whose terrifying appearance can make people speechless, is at most a giant dog to Saiki Kusuo. Its teeth are relatively white. Every day someone takes a toothbrush to clean it.

Saiki Kusuo felt that it was an important part of the tourist attraction for beating the enemy, and he could have a good chat with it.

Are you Sanmao?

Hey, how can you human understand me?

Sanmao's ferocious face showed a very humane shock, and it took two steps back, staring at Sai Mu Kusuo and the others cautiously, looking innocent and timid.

Even if you can understand what I say, you don't want to get the secret of beating the enemy out of me.

After speaking, he roared at Saiki Kusuo and the others in a low voice.

Not to mention, he is quite loyal to protect the Lord.

Sure enough, compared to the cats who say "you stupid humans don't hurry up and shovel my shit", Saiki Kusuo still prefers dogs. Of course, except for Teddy, most of this guy's little head is yellow scrap.

I'm not interested in the secret of beating the enemy.

And Saiki Kusuo didn't think that Sanmao could know the secret of beating the enemy. With such a big body, he could only live in this backyard. It is impossible for the person who beat the enemy to discuss secrets outside in broad daylight.

Then what are you doing here?

You can't be my uncle's admirer, right?

Sanmao showed a complacent expression, and the dog's tail swayed behind him.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

But my uncle only likes Yier fans, have you seen Yier fans?

It's just that the face is expressionless, the eyes are big, round, and very dark, chasing his brother Mi Ji and running around, playing hide and seek with his life as a bet.

But Miji is too weak, and Il fans and my younger brother are not having fun playing.

Because it is impossible to change children in Dadike, so Yier fans never doubted whether Mi Ji was changed.

Didn't you suspect it?

Il fans have been reading books. It is said that this is to learn the living conditions of ordinary people. This is good for blending in with other people. From time to time, I still watch the comics and scare him to tears. It’s really too weak. Why don’t you watch it? It's my uncle.

A smell of lemon zest.

Ahhhhhhhh, Saiki Kusuo didn't even ask, but the other party has revealed a lot of information.

Like the appearance of Il fans, likes and so on.

Although he has touched the opponent with his hands, and even knows how old Il fans beat the enemy to change their diapers, he doesn't care about more details, because it is called No.1.

Actually, I am still learning by reading novels. Most of the novels use some exaggerated techniques to describe, but it is impossible to integrate into others with the world view of novels. Saiki Kusuo just thinks that Il Fan is adding some knowledge to himself, in case it can be used and so on.

Of course, maybe Yier fans are just reading books like "Stealing Dragons and Turning Phoenixes" and "True and False Girls".

How much he dislikes physical fitness is not a good joke.

But Kiya and Aluga were born, Il fans like him very much.

Qiya and Alluka are twins, but Sanmao said that Ilmi likes him very much, but he only refers to one person.

So among these two people, one of them has good physical fitness, and may be far superior to the others, but the other is very weak.

This problem does occur among twins. The stronger one absorbs more nutrients, while the remaining one absorbs less.

Qi Mu Kusuo thought about it again, he didn't come to learn about the unknown Mixin who beat the enemy Hakka, it was Sanmao who said "I will never betray the beat enemy Hakka", and turned his favorite Il Misunderstandings are constantly being said.

Of course, it is not without the touch of Saiki Kusuo.

For example, I didn't expect that the original appearance of Ilmi who beat the enemy was also facial paralysis. He has been wearing the skin of "Les". Guy, turned out to be a facial paralysis.

In other words, is such facial paralysis with acting skills the ultimate form of facial paralysis?

Saiki Kusuo suddenly felt like a fake facial paralysis, and a facial paralysis that cannot make expressions is not a good facial paralysis.

When Saiki Kusuo doubted the true meaning of facial paralysis, two people appeared in front of him. The speed was very fast, but in Saiki Kusuo's eyes, they were also very slow. Jump out.

The other party was wearing a housekeeper's uniform, a pair of glasses, and a very short beard. The whole person looked quite polite, while the other was wearing a maid's attire, standing one step behind that person.

Saiki Kusuo and Saiki No. 4 looked over.

Because Saiki Kusuo activated the harmless skills for humans and animals, in fact, he was giving himself a hint to turn himself into a weak chicken, so Wutong's sight directly skipped Saiki Kusuo, and he didn't care about the one with his hands resting on the back of his head. On Qi Mu No. 4 with a bit of ladylike air.

The body is very weak, and there are no traces of training, and there are flaws all over the body.

But being able to open the six gates of the underworld should not be underestimated.

Indus considered his words for a while, although he heard the guards say that these two are singers, there are still people outside the gate of the underworld shouting "come on, come on, come on, come on, come on" for their big star. The Hakkas who beat the enemy are mourning in silence, and even now there are people crying and shouting at the door, and they are holding white candles to see their eternal superstar off.

However, Wutong doesn't think that a star in the entertainment industry can open six doors to the underworld in one go, and neither can the Yiermi youth. So far he can only open four doors.

Besides, what are singers doing when they beat up their enemies?

It's impossible to want them to beat the enemy and become the gold master behind it.

Although there are a lot of side jobs for beating enemies, and there are also assets invested in the entertainment industry, but it is also for the convenience of assassinating others, so as to make a false identity.

"These two guests, don't know what's the matter with visiting and beating the enemy late at night?"

Although there are two guests in the conversation, in fact, the other party is looking at only Qi Mu No. 4 behind him. Only those who can open the gate of the underworld will be respected, and those who come in like Sai Mu Kusuo can only be regarded as related households .

But what Wutong didn't expect was that Saiki No. 4 glanced at Saiki Kusuo and didn't speak.

The man in charge is the man in front.

Judging by their appearance, are they brothers and sisters?

But even so, it's a little strange.

Saiki Kusuo ignored Wutong's guess, he said: "I would like to ask about the travel mode of beating the enemy."

Hearing this, Wutong showed a dumbfounded expression for the first time, and it was unbelievable to hear the guard tell him that two singers opened the gate of hell and broke in through the six gates.

Indus has seen people who came to beat the enemy's Hakkas. They seem to hold a lot of money and want to beat the enemy and kill them, or they want to take revenge after being beaten by the enemy and kill their relatives. Such a guy is still a bit brainy in Wutong's eyes. Not sure.

When a person kills a person with a knife, normal people will think that it is the murderer's fault.

But when it becomes a person who takes money and hires a killer to kill a person, it becomes the killer's fault.

When the murder weapon becomes a person, the wrong one becomes the murder weapon.

But the fate of these people is to feed Sanmao all of them.

But Wutong has never seen a type like Saiki Kusuo before, and he came to Dadike to discuss with Dadike how they made the tourism industry bigger and stronger.

It's like asking a gourmet cook how to make clothes look good.

Wutong's mouth twitched.

"This is not very interesting," came a somewhat sharp female voice, "Honey?"

Saiki Kusuo looked over, and there was a couple standing some distance behind Wutong. The woman was wearing an exaggerated European-style dress, a top hat, and a device for unknown purpose in the eye position. She was holding a fan in her hand. He stopped and looked up and down Qi Mu No. 4, which was said to have opened the six gates of the underworld.

Ahhh, she looks so cute, but what the hell is this dress?

Be a dress up doll master.

The man standing next to him is very muscular and has very fried hair, but it is not the same as the lion head of Sawada Tsunayoshi. It is a very curly one. It is more curly than Osamu Dazai, and it is not so easy to keep it. Well-groomed hair.

After going through the world of Sawada Tsunayoshi, and cutting off the hair of the prince who loves "hee hee hee" when he left, Saiki Kusuo didn't have that strong itchy feeling, so he didn't think about it Give each other a haircut.

Saiki Kusuo had already guessed the identities of the couple, Wutong then bent down and bowed to him, which explained everything even more.

The other party is the current Patriarch and his wife, Xiba Dadike and Kiki.

Jiqiu just gave birth to the third and fourth sons who beat the enemy. Now the two have just turned eight months. She has not been on a mission for a long time, and she has not exercised her body. The gate of hell broke in, and he ran out immediately, wanting to move his body.

Especially since the other party is still a powerful girl, Saiki Kusuo has long ignored him.

And Shiba was more worried about his wife when he beat the enemy. He didn't worry about his two young sons. His father Jie Nuo beat the enemy in the master's house.

As a result, as soon as they came, they heard the people who opened the gate of hell and ran in to beat the enemy's Hakkas, in order to obtain the business skills of the tourism industry that beat the enemy's Hakkas.

I don't know why there is always a feeling that someone pushes open the door of their own house and says "I want to borrow the toilet".

But having said that, Shiba did not let down his vigilance when he beat the enemy, "So where are you planning to develop tourism?"

Saiki Kusuo felt that there was nothing to hide, and said, "Meteor Street."

Kiqiu immediately screamed, "Are you going to start tourism on Meteor Street?"

The other party's voice was too sharp and too loud. It was a kind of torture for guys like Saiki Kusuo and the others with excellent ears, but it was barely bearable.

In addition, Saiki Kusuo found that Indus, who had always put on a poker face, behaved a little strangely when he heard the words "Meteor Street".

Compared to other people, it seemed normal for Xiba to beat up the enemy when he heard such appalling things as developing tourism on Meteor Street.

In the Meteor Street bombing before, some people are now talking about developing tourism on Meteor Street.

It's just connecting two unrelated things, ah, ah, maybe Qi Mu Kusuo is also a good thing.

Sheba beat up the enemy and said, "Let's go into the house and talk."

"Honey," Kiqiu's e-cigarette flashed red, "he didn't push the door of hell."

Almost as soon as Jiqiu finished speaking, Sanmao pounced on Saiki Kusuo. It didn't care whether Saiki Kusuo could understand his words, and those who didn't open the gate of hell and came in were enemies.

Then Qi Mu No. 4 punched the dog on the head, overturned a row of trees, and passed out.

"What are you talking about, ma'am?" After killing Sanmao effortlessly, Qi Mu No. 4 tilted his head and asked Ki Qiu.

There is no fluctuation of thought power.

Kiju screamed, "Would you like to attend the Bridal Training for Beating the Enemy?"

"Huh?" Saiki No. 4, who was still domineering and cool, jumped behind Saiki Kusuo in fright.

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