Career choices for superhumans

The main reason is that these words Saiki Kusuo sound a little familiar, isn't this the original words he used to fool Natsume Takashi before?

I don't know if Guangtuan Shen added to himself after he said it. The effect of saying it from someone else's mouth and speaking it from his own mouth is really different.

Shame.

Saiki Kusuo could only maintain a paralyzed face, so he didn't switch to "pretending to be stupid" with one click, pretending that the guy who was talking big at the end of the crane was not himself.

Seeing that Yato started a joke business with this topic.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but said, "Answer my question."

"I also heard it from Ghost Lamp." Yato replied, "Hell's CEO, Ghost Lamp, is my best friend."

The disgusted Yan Yi of Xue Yin on the side has completely exposed his cowhide.

In short, Yato is such a poor god with no believers, he still has to jump, "Yue Yin, why do you always tear me down, I have believers."

"Didn't Hiyori make a shrine for me?" Yato pouted.

The person Yato said was called Ichiki Hiyori, according to Yukine, the process of getting acquainted was probably the history of Yatoken, but the other party is a good person, but the distance is too far, and Hakata's daimyo is even in the presence of the gods. Bian is also well-known far and near, it is too dangerous, so she was not allowed to participate in this trip to Hakata.

Yato showed off his shrine in a flash, a palm-sized shrine that looked like a figure.

"Look at my shrine."

Because of the shrine, Yato can barely be classified as a god by Gao Tianyuan, but this can't stop the fact that Yato is a poor god with half a bottle of coins in it.

Even with the shrine, life seems to be the same, and Yato will help deal with orders that other shrines cannot handle and get paid.

Originally, I got the list from Kaoshen, but his side is not stable, usually business is more prosperous during each exam, but this kind of list, Yato can't do it except to help deal with the surrounding noise and remove bad luck How many.

Some time ago, Yato discovered a new recipe for getting rich, which is the list of hell, helping to attract the souls of the dead to prevent them from being eaten by demons and the like.

Insufficient manpower in hell is a commonplace problem, and I am not afraid of running out of business if I do it, but the exchange rate between hell and the world is too different, and I can’t make much money by receiving an order, and Yato doesn’t want to be a ghost of hell, so From time to time, I would also contact the human world, and only then did I accept this new order.

In order to hear the business, Saiki Kusuo listened to a series of Yato's complaints about the stingy boss, Ghost Lamp. A god on the ground like him should be paid in Japanese yen, not ghost coins.

He is obviously a god, why is he more like a social animal than me.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help thinking when he heard his own voice complaining blah blah blah.

But fortunately, Yato can still talk about business. He knew it from the conversation between Ghost Lantern and King Yan Mo when he was working in hell.

"There have been fewer monsters these years," Yato said, "those with psychic powers have started to attack evil spirits."

Although the lifespan of monsters is long, the birth rate has always been a headache. Big monsters like Tricky Ghost cannot have multiple brothers and sisters. What's more, it takes a long time for monsters to grow up. The internal strife among them is also very serious, and the number of immigrants to flower growers is counted. The existing number in Japan is only tens of millions. It sounds like a lot, but compared with the population, some people may never see a monster once in their entire life. .

But in contrast, the number of curses and evil spirits is increasing day by day, and it is these two things that psychic users usually deal with.

But using evil spirits as shikigami is quite disgusting.

Yeto imitated the tone of Ghost Lantern and said, "Really, what trouble it has brought to our work!"

"According to the previous rules, even evil spirits can't be directly adopted as shikigami without Shuten-douji becoming a monster," Yato frowned and said, "But after the number of monsters decreases, Before I knew it, I became an evil spirit that could be used as a shikigami."

When a human being dies, no matter whether his soul can become an evil spirit or not, the companion god will go back to hell first, and their life will be re-transcribed by the Records Department for record, and the dead soul will become an evil spirit and then be captured by the spirit. If the capable person is accepted as a shikigami, it will directly become a case without merit. The soul of the dead cannot be detained in hell, but after the death of the psychic person, the original contract will be terminated, and the soul of the dead will be brought back. It got a lot more complicated.

"After seeing the success of the florist's model, Ghost Lamp and Yan Mo Dawang also have some ideas." Yato said, "But it is difficult to find the right candidate, so I plan to look at the situation again."

People like Saiki Kusuo are naturally in the choice. In addition, there is Natsume Takashi who used to have a friend account. Thanks to Natsume Reiko's annoying grandson in hell, everyone knows that she has such a An excellent grandson, and there are others besides, but it's not a foregone conclusion, and it's still slow to make any decisions on this side of hell.

Hey, even the computer is not fully popular yet.

Yato felt like he was living a life of watering snapdragons in hell, almost like entering retirement age early.

Fortunately, generally speaking, the hell in Japan is different from that of flower growers. There is no such thing as a book of life and death. Otherwise, Saiki Kusuo would doubt whether his name would be on it. If not, it would be very embarrassing up.

If you think about it this way, it's not a good idea to go to a flower planter to become a lawyer.

Knowing the attitude of Hell, Saiki Kusuo quietly dug out the method of using the graduation certificate from Yato.

In addition to temporarily putting ghosts in the graduation certificate, it also has the function of summoning ghosts to wait for the trial. Just write the pleadings three days in advance and write the date on it. Because lawyers sometimes have unexpected situations, so there is no It is necessary to write down the time, usually three days in advance, the ghost messenger who receives the pleadings will have that day free to be ready to accept the call at any time.

Putting the pleadings in the graduation certificate will be sent to hell. If a ghost messenger accepts the case, a stick will be spit out. If no one accepts it, there will be nothing.

Saiki Kusuo thought he could give it a try.

Natsume Takashi had written the pleading paper with his ears scratching his head before. He wrote it according to the template on the Internet. Saiki Kusuo remembered that there was an electronic version on the mobile phone, and the plaintiff in it was Hirotomo Ba.

But now it has been confirmed that Chang Guangzhi is dead. It is the will of mankind that made him make this choice. To be honest, from his standpoint, he must choose the former to protect the people of Bodo and sacrifice Lin Qiaomei. Not wrong.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

But what is the name of the "cursed fetus"?

Saiki Kusuo glanced at Yato who was next to him, and he clearly said that he sneaked here to find out the news, but he was not in a hurry at this time, he was still poking his head out to find out what he was writing, "Curse fetus What is your name?"

Yeto was stunned for a moment, "I don't know, this kind of name is either because I became conscious and gave myself a name, or it was given by humans."

Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, and simply wrote Hakata's "curse fetus" on the plaintiff's place. Anyway, there is only one "curse fetus" in Hakata. It is enough to know who it is, and then change the statement of the case. I think it is almost ready and I plan to print it. Come out and try it out, anyway, even if you can't summon it, it's not a loss.

This is an office building on the 18th floor, and an apartment on the upper floor. In order not to miss any corner, the Chang family opened the door of the office. Saiki Kusuo easily found a printer connected to the computer. The pleading paper he just changed was agreed to come out.

In fact, according to the modern saying, should it be a lawyer's letter?

Yahhhhhhh, it's all the same anyway.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care about this.

Yato picked up the pleading paper printed out by Saiki Kusuo, "Tsk, you still want to engage in court at this time?"

"My client also wants justice." Qi Mu Kusuo said righteously, but Lin Qiaomei, who was actually represented by him, was still in a coma.

He conveniently took the paper from Yato's hand and stuffed it into the graduation certificate.

Yato wanted to say something, but was interrupted by a voice, "Mr. Saiki, you are here."

Saiki Kusuo looked up and saw that it was Shigeo Kageyama. He was relieved to find himself looking at him, and then he lowered his head in embarrassment and said, "Mr. Saiki, you have been in the toilet for a long time, I'm a little worried about you."

It turned out to be just constipation.

...If you find me in the office, it's not constipation.

Anyway, the fact that he has a bad stomach is almost becoming a stalk.

"Mr. Saiki, who are these two?" Shigeo Kageyama asked.

"I'm Yato, I'm a god." Yato straightened his clothes and said.

Xueyin followed, "My name is Xueyin, and I am his magic weapon."

If you meet this big and small one on the road, and point to yourself as a combination of gods and artifacts, I am afraid that anyone will sneer and think that you have met a guy who escaped from a mental hospital.

Kageyama Shigeo looked them up and down hesitantly, then looked to the left, then to the right, and shouted as if shocked: "Little dimple?"

Small dimples?

Who?

"Are you looking for him?" Yato asked, showing Shigeo Kageyama with both hands as if holding something.

Saiki Kusuo suddenly fell into the situation of "what am I doing" when he was in the reborn illusion class.

"This little guy is not qualified to eat gods." Yato bent down to look at Shigeo Kageyama, "It's dangerous to keep such evil spirits."

Kageyama Shigeo crouched in the corner of the wall as if holding something in his hands, trembling, "Little dimple is my friend."

"What are you doing?" Kageyama Shigeo couldn't help asking.

Of course Saiki Kusuo couldn't hear what the little dimple said.

But fortunately, it can be judged from what Yato said, "the flesh and blood of the gods are fatally attractive to these evil spirits and monsters", probably the small dimples smelled like coffee jelly from Yato, so they were bewitched and ran away subconsciously Going to want to take a few mouthfuls of Yato.

Kageyama Shigeo was a little conflicted: As a good boy, he naturally knew that he would be punished if he did something wrong.

He frowned as if listening to something making a fuss, and then said, "But you did something wrong first."

Is he really a god?

Will the dimple die?

Yetou said: "Don't worry, I will only send him to hell to see the ghost lamp. The dead should not miss the world, and the trial will be conducted in the morning to redeem their sins. Wouldn't it be good to reincarnate early?"

Saiki Kusuo suddenly remembered something. Natsume Takashi said that there was an evil spirit following Shigeo Kageyama, and this must be that evil spirit.

Yato's voice was full of bewitchment, and if it was indeed correct, even Shigeo Kageyama couldn't help being shaken.

However, something seemed to break free from his hand, and Kageyama Shigeo shouted towards the door, "Little dimple!"

Kageyama Shigeo subconsciously wanted to chase him out.

At this moment, the whole building began to shake.

earthquake?

No.

Saiki Kusuo noticed that the talisman paper pasted on the window turned black from the outside, and then the whole thing burned up, leaving no ashes on the ground.

The incandescent lamp above the head flickered a few times, then went out overwhelmed.

Saiki Kusuo calmly took out the flashlight, which was given to him by Natsume Takashi and the others when they were exploring, and he forgot to return it, but he didn't expect to use it at this time.

"This resentment..." Shigeo Kageyama's face changed, "Is it actually in this building?"

The author has something to say: Qishen changed the form: I miss my little assistant