Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo was about to fall from the sky when he saw the two people facing each other with nervous expressions, gnashing their teeth, and then took out a microphone from his pocket.

Wait a minute, why a microphone?

This picture made Saiki Kusuo stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked at the surrounding scene.

It's a forest, that's right, there are no directors or other staff sitting in the town, and there are no cameras shooting around.

It's no wonder Saiki Kusuo thought so, it's just that this scene is really weird.

In a barren mountain and old forest, two men with good bones were at war, looking like they were about to fight, but what they pulled out in this atmosphere were not weapons, but two microphones, which was really weird .

There was obviously a wooden knife tied around the waist of that white curly hair.

Is it bad to fight with a wooden knife?

It's better than two microphones colliding and fighting, ah, ah, can you fight like this?

Saiki Kusuo shook off the weird scene of the two of them fighting with microphones.

Not to mention that these two microphones still look special. The white curly microphone has a non-slip sleeve where the finger is placed, and it can be inserted into the finger, but he doesn't know how to think. There is a wooden knife standing upright, the style is very similar to the wooden knife on his waist, but the overall look is very similar to the Amsterdam swing gun.

Saiki Kusuo felt that it wasn't because he was dirty.

And the black long straight microphone is completely covered in a doll that looks like a duck or a chicken.

By the way, the prototype of this guy is the guy hiding behind the tree and covering his ears. For some reason, Saiki Kusuo didn't notice him the first time.

Because of such a dazed effort, these two people didn't fight with the microphone like Saiki Kusuo thought, but sang with their mouths.

The curly silver hair seemed to put a middle finger pose, and then pointed the microphone at himself, he had a picture of an uncle, singing rap excitedly over there.

Who do you think I am.

I am the king of Kabukicho, A Yinchan.

With Elizabeth's wig, it's vulnerable

I can't stop talking like a river,

But I'm not at all interested in playing with you.

Saiki Kusuo: ...Is this rap?

Even if Saiki Kusuo hasn’t studied rap much, he still knows that rap has to be in a rhyme, and because he uses an uncle’s accent, he drags his voice in a decadent manner as if he was forced to do business, and he doesn’t have that crispness. Listen It's like reading.

On the other hand, Hei Changzhi covered his forehead and took a step back as if he had been attacked by some sonic wave.

He was sweating as if stimulated, and said, "As expected of silver age, but if I rap, I will definitely not lose to you."

"Look at my Elizabeth microphone."

Why did you name your microphone, and it's still Elizabeth?

As far as the sense of the times is concerned, I have to give it a Japanese name no matter what. If I must name a celebrity, Yamato Nadeko is also fine.

Hei Changzhi picked up his Elizabeth microphone, which was wrapped in Elizabeth, and began to sing. His voice was not as big as that of the white curly-haired man, and he barely listened to it.

Not a wig is Gui,

You should kneel for me in blood,

Shouting for Lord Gui to spare his life,

Your rhymes make both stalks and strawberry milk useless,

Why don't you paint you new with my colors,

Let you pick up the knife again from the decadent uncle.

Yahhhhhhh, as far as rap is concerned, it's just half a catty.

Saiki Kusuo didn't know why he stayed in the grass to watch two people run to the barren hills and old forests for a rap duel.

What's even more incredible is that the white curly hair seemed to be stabbed, and he took a few deep breaths and said, "Ahhh, you dare to insult my favorite strawberry milk, it's unforgivable!"

Is this the point?

Saiki Kusuo discovered through telepathy that the other party really thought so.

He has no idea what these two people are thinking, and there is no need to understand. After all, he just needs someone who can yell at him: "Look, there is a superpower here."

Saiki Kusuo was completely startled by their unexpected behavior, and only then did he realize that watching what they were thinking was definitely not a serious matter.

Saiki Kusuo moved forward.

Obviously these two people were still singing rap to each other with the microphone, and then made the gesture of being stabbed by the other's rap, but when Saiki Kusuo moved, they both noticed it, and they pointed the microphone together. The location of Saiki Kusuo.

"Who? Come out!"

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kusuo was stunned for a moment.

There is always a meaning that it is not to ask people to come out, but to ask them to sing a few words.

Saiki Kusuo is now eager to let others find out that he is a superpower, and he doesn't want to hide it, so he directly steps forward and walks out.

The two of them were supposed to be enemies with microphones, but they looked at each other tacitly, looked up and down Saiki Kusuo, and assessed the degree of danger of each other.

"Little devil, what are you doing here?" The silver-haired curly-haired boy said casually, and the wooden sword on the microphone of the Amsterdam boomerang in his hand almost pierced Saiki Kusuo's face.

"Looks very weak." Hei Chang, who kept shouting "It's not a wig, it's Gui", looked straight at Saiki Kusuo's head, "You still wear these two weird hairpins, are you trying to teach others not to be good? If you study, will there be a game console on top of your head?"

This familiar metaphor, generally speaking, is not an ordinary person who will use this metaphor.

It’s good not to be ordinary people. According to past experience, they are all guys who are not easy to fool.

Saiki Kusuo's eyes lit up slightly, but he didn't make any movements, and the silver curly hair and black long straight went straight to the sky.

He was also worried that he would accidentally send them to the moon for a gameover, so who can tell what kind of humiliation he experienced at the hands of the superhuman?

Although there is only one very strange creature nearby, I don't know if it is a foul if it sees it, and I don't know if it can speak.

So instead of hitting their stomachs with your fists, you use your thoughts.

Ordinary thoughts can only move a small object, but Saiki Kusuo can lift an elephant if he wants to.

Come on, Saiki Kusuo looked at them expectantly, and quickly said that he is a superpower.

"Hey! Wig, we've been tricked!" The white curly hair fluttered in the air like a flooded human being.

Hei Changzhi is more like Osamu Dazai in a state of drifting with the water after being flooded, "It's not a wig, it's Katsura!"

"Is this the time to struggle with this, wig?" said the white curly hair. "Now we can only break through this guy's hypnosis together, wig."

He said two wigs in one breath, Hei Changzhi first retorted as usual, "It's not a wig, it's Gui", then rubbed his head and said, "He didn't sing rap."

How can you hypnotize us without singing rap?

Saiki Kusuo didn't understand the meaning of his inner words, but felt that he used his thoughts to lead the two of them to play jumping machines in the air, why didn't he shout loudly "Ah, it's a superpower!" Class words.

And even because this question did not arise in their hearts, even the yellow card warning did not poke their heads out from behind them.

what's the situation?

Saiki Kusuo fell into confusion for the first time, and felt very inexplicable.

This is definitely something wrong with the world.

Because of Saiki Kusuo's inner confusion, the thought power in his hand changed from jumping off a building to a big turntable. After the white curly hair was turned dizzy, he finally got used to it, and said stumblingly, "You stupid wig, this must be illegal The microphone, the kind that can transform, the one on his head is actually the microphone."

"It's connected to his brain, but he's actually singing rap silently in his heart!" The white curly hair shouted, "It won't be discovered by others, it's just terrifying."

Saiki Kusuo who sang rap in his heart but didn't know it: ...

Hei Changzhi, who was turned into mosquito-repellent eyes but could still hear clearly what the white curly hair was saying, suddenly widened his eyes: "!! So it is like this!!"

This guy actually believed it, he really had to believe it.

It’s not going to work like this, Saiki Kusuo can see it, let these two guys with big brains think like this, even if they are lifted in the air for a lifetime like now, they will only think that they are doing something Hypnotized, not superhuman.

But are hypnotists just ordinary people?

Saiki Kusuo felt that he should figure out what is going on in this world first, and then find a way to let others know that he is a superpower.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

Saiki Kusuo was very upset, he let go of his mind control, brushed the white curly hair and black long straight hair and threw them on the ground.

He teleported away by himself.

But Saiki Kusuo didn't go far, he thought that maybe the two guys who saw him disappear suddenly could find that he had teleported away, not some hypnosis.

But saw the two people lying on the ground, then stood up together, each found a tree and vomited.

It took 5 minutes to catch my breath.

Hei Chang asked directly: "Yinshi, what happened just now? Did that guy disappear after swiping the ground?"

That's right, let's just say that this is teleportation.

"You idiot," said the white curly, "this must be the hypnotic effect of the illegal microphone, and the fellow must still be with us."

The white curly hair looked left and right, then lowered his voice and said, "Maybe he just wants to take the opportunity to test his own microphone, but you people with lofty ideals may need his skills, go find him quickly, wig."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." Hei Changzhi retorted subconsciously, "But you're right."

Then he ran away excitedly, and when he was halfway through the run, he realized that he hadn't noticed where the man was going, and ran back again, but the curly white hair had long since disappeared.

"This guy Sakamoto Gintoki lied to me again." Hei Changzhi said angrily, then turned to the strange creature and said, "Elizabeth, I will definitely find the technician who adjusted the microphone!"

"Come on," the strange creature wrote with a board.

Saiki Kusuo, who was floating in the air, fell into deep thought.

Psychological induction, if the other party is not thinking about this matter, Saiki Kusuo will not be able to know, these two people are also a "wig" and a "silver time" in their hearts, and Saiki Kusuo will not be able to know their identities .

However, he heard the key word "strider against barbarians".

Speaking of "those with lofty ideals against barbarians", it is indeed the Edo period.

Is he in the Edo period now?

But looking at the other party's clothes, the microphone in his hand, and even the white curly hair called "Silver Time" who ran away on a small donkey electric car, it didn't look like the Edo period.

Yeah, yeah, let's go to the neighborhood to check the situation first.

Saiki Kusuo thought about it and planned to follow "Silver Time" to see the situation. It was definitely not because he ruined his good deeds with "illegal microphones" and "hypnotized", but because he was riding a small electric donkey and walking alone. , I also know that the former must be faster.

Sakata Gintoki's sensitivity is comparable to Dazai Osamu who is followed by "idiots", even stronger. Even if Saiki Kusuo didn't look at him, he always felt suspicious and always felt that someone was following him.

It's not a ghost, is it?

Thinking this way, he accelerated the horsepower of the little eDonkey and rushed out, and saw the town after about 15 minutes.

Saiki Kusuo stood in the sky, seeing far wider than the opponent.

This town is just so weird.

Obviously most of them are ancient buildings, but there are things like telephone poles, and there are also cars on the street.

It doesn't matter, what's more strange is that there are pig-headed and dog-headed guys walking on the street. They are not monsters, everyone can see them, and they are not even a spectacle. Sexual animals, from time to time, have to kick the humans walking around, and those humans have to bow their knees and smile at them.

There are things like airships floating in the air, and there are also strange-looking guys inside.

Ya Li Ya Li.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care about the white curly hair called "Silver Toki". He walked around the town and finally knew what was going on.

The current era is Edo, but it is Edo that was invaded by aliens.

These aliens are collectively called "celestial beings".

In the era of Saiki Kusuo, he would take a walk in outer space from time to time, destroying some malicious aliens by the way, but there is no Saiki Kusuo in this world, the aliens found this beautiful planet and waged a fierce war.

Of course it failed. Although the government in charge of Japan is still the shogunate, it has actually become a vassal of heaven and man.

However, Tianren is still very afraid of the organization that opposes the shogunate and Tianren, which will turn into behind-the-scenes activities, and thus issued a ban on knives, that is, all members except the "Shinsengumi", a police organization that maintains the shogunate, are prohibited from wearing real knives. people will be punished by law.

At the same time, in order to prevent everyone's backlash and to prohibit all violent acts, all battles must be conducted with a "hypnosis microphone".

The "hypnosis microphone" is made of special materials, which can convert people's words into power, and make people who hear it have incredible hallucinations, because the effect of singing rap is the best, and most people sing rap to attack others.

To be honest, Saiki Kusuo also thinks this is not the case.

If you just sang the song "The Old Driver Takes Me", who would not be taken away?

Singing rap is purely for rookies to peck at each other.

Saiki Kusuo immediately thought of the fight between the white-haired curly hair and the black long straight holding the microphone. Can this guy still be considered rap?

But after thinking about it, Saiki Kusuo knew that this matter was difficult to handle.

"Hypnosis microphone" naturally needs a microphone, but I didn't take the microphone to lift the curly white hair and the long black hair straight up. I played the jumping machine and then the big turntable, which made them dizzy, but they also thought I did this by hypnotizing them by singing rap with a special microphone.

If the "hypnosis microphone" is popularized all over the world, compared with the strange superpowers, everyone may believe that this is the cause of the situation.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, this is not easy to handle.

In this world, it seems that it is more difficult for others to think that they are superpowers.

Do you want to honestly follow the rules of the light group gods to clear the level?

To develop a person into an idol?

This is really too much trouble.

Saiki Kusuo felt that he could still save him.

According to the past rules, tonight he will definitely "leak super energy", but choose a good location, knock down the whole house, but don't hurt others, and then let others find out that he is the culprit.

Hypnosis can never bring down the house.

Saiki Kusuo thought it was a good idea, so he went to look around first. Places like the market were too crowded, and he could die a lot if he "leaked super energy".

Saiki Kusuo quickly chose a small village in the suburbs.

There are not many people in the village, and there is a house on the mountain not far from the village, which encloses a large piece of land, which should be the landlord here.

Saiki Kusuo thought about it for a while, and felt that this place was good. He would go here to stay first, but he would pretend to stumble and run out at night, and he had to attract attention. After people are lured out, they directly blow up their houses, and then help them restore them. Now there will be absolutely no problems, and they will definitely be regarded as superpowers.

This plan was perfect, Saiki Kusuo thought about it and knocked on the door of the mansion directly.

The person who opened the door was an old man, who should be the housekeeper here, and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

According to the plan, Saiki Kusuo said he would stay overnight.

The housekeeper refused to agree at first, but at this moment a voice came over, "We are destined to meet each other, so it is naturally possible."

Saiki Kusuo looked up and saw a thin man with exaggerated curly hair and black hair, and he had to be beautiful. The combination of these features, judging from the knowledge obtained by Osamu Dazai, was definitely a man. big trouble.

Even I can't control the smell.

Saiki Kusuo: ... Does this guy have any special hobbies?

But even pica Saiki Kusuo has seen it, and this smell addiction can also be tolerated.

This time, he must definitely be recognized as a superpower.

The gazes of Saiki Kusuo and the thin man collided, and both of them felt that they must win.