Career choices for superhumans

Onimai Tsuji Mucan wanted to resist, but under Saiki Kusuo's cold and emotionless gaze, he could only be defeated.

It felt like there was an invisible knife on the throat, as if the oiran was forced to play and opened her mouth.

Ghost Dance Tsuji has not sung for a long time. Although he is considered as an old man in Heianjing who is at the forefront of the times, he does not sing or dance in his usual spare time activities. The type of call.

He sang Heian-kyo's ditty, the kind of nursery rhyme that lulls children to sleep. Without accompaniment, it became a drumbeat by itself. Being able to make such a sound, I couldn't help squinting my eyes and listening to it. After singing a song, I felt a little drowsy.

Onimai Tsuji Muyou didn't care about the member of the Demon Slayer Team, but he was a little reserved and turned his attention to Saiki Kusuo.

Fortunate to hear myself singing, this celestial being really has accumulated great blessings.

Saiki Kusuo noticed that he puffed up his chest slightly, as if asking for encouragement, he had no idea what Kimai Tsuji was thinking, obviously he was still a forced chaste woman before.

But the evaluation still needs to be evaluated, Saiki Kusuo commented: "No."

Onimai Tsuji raised his chin arrogantly, "Why not?"

His voice is quite distinctive, and he sings beautifully, but that alone is not enough, and I have never seen an idol who is famous for his singing.

Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, and took out his mobile phone. Using a mobile phone in the Edo era was really a novel thing. Saiki Kusuo just changed his mind, and then put it back to business.

The most famous idol in the world is Teramon Tsuji, and Saiki Kusuo randomly found an excerpt of her concert video and showed it to Oni Mai Tsuji.

The other party sang and danced, full of youth, and the lights on the stage shone like stars in the sky.

"You have to be such an idol."

It was the first time for Oni Wu Tsuji to watch an idol concert. After watching it for a while, he sneered, "What do you want to do?"

It's so inexplicable, he was asked to sing and watch idol videos, did he think he was really an idol manager?Obviously a celestial experimenter.

Saiki Kusuo: Why does this guy always want to treat him as an alien?

Saiki Kusuo ignored Onimai Tsuji's inner thoughts, and said honestly, "Be an idol."

Ghost dance Tsuji no misanthropy: ...

Is there something wrong with this guy?

Or what test?

After showing such a strong fighting power, you actually want to call me an idol?

No, it's definitely a conspiracy.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care about Onimai Tsuji's inner thoughts, he only focused on himself, and he didn't need to worry about his identity as a superpower being exposed, and he didn't need to restrain himself, he just let himself go.

Anyway, there's no need for Ghost Mai Tsuji to agree.

Saiki Kusuo doesn’t really have much research on idols, he’s only interested in detective dramas, but the uncle next door is a fan of “Backstreet Girls” and yells “I love you, Backstreet Girls” all day long , The discs are bought in piles, and the songs have never stopped all year round.

Thanks to the other party, Saiki Kusuo was also forced to stop a documentary of "Backstreet Girl", which is probably about singing at a waterfall, dancing on red-hot carbon, fighting tigers and bears to exercise lung capacity, and watching it without sleep for a month idol vcr and the like.

Saiki Kusuo always thought it was a fake until one time when he passed by the interview site of "Backstreet Girl" and read it from the psychological induction, it turned out to be real. Since then, he felt that being an idol is really a high-risk occupation. Fortunately, he never thought about it. What kind of star was going to be in the past.

But since the training process is like this, it can be put on the agenda.

Now it is located in the forest, and there is a waterfall not far away. Saiki Kusuo thinks that he can throw Onimai Tsuji in it.

"What? Let me go to sing under the waterfall?" Guiwu Tsuji asked incredulously, "What's the point of this?"

Saiki Kusuo doesn't know either, but "Backstreet Girls" are so popular that more than half of their popularity in the school has been accounted for in just one month. After all, training also has certain factors, and Saiki Kusuo doesn't know anything else, just I can use it first to take pictures of cats and tigers.

"It's sunny now." Ghost Mai Tsuji looked outside and sneered.

This idol is such a big name before his debut.

Saiki Kusuo looked at the sky outside. The so-called sunny and rainy weather was not unchangeable for him. He teleported to the sky first, creating a cyclone in the sky and creating a pressure difference. After a while, the sky changed. It started to get gloomy, and the sky was full of dark clouds, covering the sun completely.

Saiki Kusuo teleported back again, and said to Onimai Tsuji, "You should be able to move around freely on cloudy days."

For Onimi Tsuji, although it is a little uncomfortable and there will be some burning sensation on cloudy days, it is not fatal, and there will be no marks on the body.

He was surprised that Saiki Kusuo could still do this step.

In fact, I have heard that heaven and man can use dry ice to rain, but this is the first time I have seen it.

So this is high technology?

With this technology, isn't it possible to always ensure that the entire earth will never see sunlight again?

Ya Lie Ya Lie, this guy thinks too much.

Existing technology can never do this, and there is no need for human beings to do such thankless things. Relatively speaking, if the sun disappears, making an artificial sun will definitely be put on the agenda immediately.

Yamato Shou'an, who has been living in Honmaru, feels that this is not a big deal. All the god-inspectors know that the weather in Honmaru is also controlled by the spiritual power of the god-inspector, but even those who are not powerful psychics can't do this. .

This team is really difficult to lead.

Saiki Kusuo felt that his three-pronged plan was really good.

After all, of these two, one is the party of science and technology, the other is the party of the gods, and neither is the party of superpowers. They can't accomplish anything in their lifetime.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care about this, the 5 minutes of teleportation hadn't come yet, he pressed Oni Wu Tsuji to go to the waterfall, Yamato Mamoru Anding ignored him, and he himself followed.

It's very simple to put Ghost Dance Tsuji Muyer into the waterfall, just grab it and fly over and let it go.

The waterfall impacted on the body of Oni Wu Tsuji, most people would be able to be taken away by a wave, but Oni Wu Tsuji stood below without moving at all, the water wet his clothes. Look, he still has the talent to be an idol.

Like a devil, Saiki Kusuo said to Onimai Tsuji, who looked pale and thin, "Sing."

After thinking about it again, I said, "Can't sing en songs, can you know pop songs?"

Kimai Tsuji shook his head.

It's really useless, even though he played the song of Teramon Tong on his phone before, he still didn't remember it, but Saiki Kusuo didn't want to open his mouth to sing for them, so he took out his phone and found the previous video , Across a waterfall, facing Guiwu Tsuji Wumi outside.

Teramondori's voice was quickly cut into fine pieces by the sound of the waterfall, which must be "what are you singing" to ordinary people, but Saiki Kusuo knew that Kimai Tsuji could definitely hear it.

Under the washing of the waterfall, Guiwu Tsuji Wumi opened his mouth sadly and sang a song in response to Teramondori's "Girl's Heart, Yiayiyayo".

Standing on the shore, Yamato Shou'an couldn't bear to look directly at him. He always thought that the time government's attitude towards enemy interrogation was to arrest them and take them back for interrogation immediately, but he didn't expect that they would be arrested and abused.

As for being an idol, it is definitely a lie.

It's too miserable, it's better to go straight down.

Thinking this way, Saiki Kusuo stuffed a branch into his hand, "Sharpen the tip and catch the fish."

Before, he was still lamenting the tragic experience of Kimai Tsuji, but in a blink of an eye, Yamato Mamoru rolled up his trousers and went down the river like a laborer, and began to catch fish without complaint.

Touken Fusangshen is very blessed to be catching fish. Saiki Kusuo took a look and knew that there was no problem, retracted his gaze, and stared intently at Kimai Tsuji's singing.

Saiki Kusuo's gaze lacks any emotion like a knife, Kiwu Tsuji is afraid that Saiki Kusuo will take the opportunity to disperse the dark clouds again, let him bask in the sun, take a sunbath, don't dare to be lazy, and honestly sit at the waterfall After singing the song for three hours, Saiki Kusuo allowed him to put it down.

After eating a meal of fish grilled by Yamato Shou'an, Onimai Tsuji didn't eat anything as usual, and kept staring at himself and sniffing his nose.

Anyway, a vampire.

Saiki Kusuo brought back a pheasant and threw it in front of Kimai Tsuji, "Eat."

Oni Wu Tsuji looked at the chicken that was alive and kicking, and it took a while to realize what Saiki Kusuo meant, his eyes were red with anger, "I don't know how to eat chicken blood."

Saiki Kusuo didn't care about him anymore, anyway, his own blood would never be distributed to others, who knows if there is a setting in this world where you can get other people's abilities by sucking other people's blood.

Saiki Kusuo is still very numerous, if his own can be obtained by Onimai Tsuji, the whole world can perish.

It doesn't matter if you eat or not, as an idol, you have to maintain your figure anyway, so it's perfectly fine not to eat.

Regardless of Oni Wu Tsuji, Kusuo Saiki threw the pheasant to Yamato Shou'an, and asked for an extra meal at night.

There is no volcano near here, so Saiki Kusuo just grabbed Kimai Tsuji's sleeve, he is too tall, he has to stand on his toes to catch his collar, there is no need to do such a thing, and take him teleporting to the volcano .

Ordinary carbon has no effect on Onimai Tsuji, and they don't have money to buy carbon, so they have to use cheap materials and use volcanoes.

Saiki Kusuo threw Oni Wu Tsuji Muyan onto the volcano, and his shoes were immediately burned by the magma, exposing his white feet, stepping on the magma, the red and white corresponded very conspicuously.

However, Onimai Tsuji stood motionless on it, looking at Saiki Kusuo, his eyes were a little dull, as if he didn't understand what he wanted to do.

Saiki Kusuo had no choice but to say, "Jump."

Oni Wu Tsuji Mucan pretended to be an oiran and learned dancing in the past, but this has nothing to do with idols.

Idols should be lively, youthful and sunny, what does it look like to dance like an oiran?

Saiki Kusuo had no choice but to float on top of the volcano again, holding his mobile phone to show the video to Kimai Tsuji, how to dance.

He has no money now, but it’s not like a big family like Guiwu Tsuji Wumi. A pair of shoes will be destroyed as soon as they are destroyed. You have to save some money. Use "backtracking time". It's useless.

Saiki Kusuo never thought about asking Onimai Tsuji if he should take off his clothes when he went to the volcano.

And it was completely unexpected that the "backstreet girl" learned to dance on the red-hot carbon, obviously because it was hot, and the ghost dance Tsuji was not afraid of the heat, so it was completely meaningless to go to the volcano to learn.

If it really wanted to be meaningful, it would be equivalent to get a piece of the asphalt road after the sun was exposed, and let Gui Wu Tsuji dance on it.

Oni Wu Tsuji danced on it for another three hours before being released by Saiki Kusuo.

After such a day, Oni Wu Tsuji fell into confusion, "What does this celestial being want to do?"

Shouldn't general experiments be dissected?

This singing and dancing guy, what is he planning to do?

With doubts in his eyes, Onimai Tsuji Mumi was taken back to the cave by Saiki Kusuo in tatters.

Yamato Moran Ding looked at such a ghost dance Tsuji Wumi, and was extremely shocked in his heart.

It's amazing.

What is it?

Saiki Kusuo looked over and saw Yamato Shou'an's eyes were clear and clear. It shouldn't be that there is something there and nothing, then it's all right.

But looking at Guiwu Tsuji Wumi's disheveled appearance, he still thought about whether to help him get his clothes back with "time travel".

After all, he is an idol reserve. Although idols also need to take photos, it is better not to take photos of his idols.

Yeah, yeah, I'm really a good agent.

The author has something to say: Qi Shen: I am really too kind to my idol