Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo took the eyebrow pencil from Oda Sakuyuki's assistant.

His expressionless face looked very calm, but he was a little flustered in his heart.

His painting level is good, and he can also read and write, but when he first drew on paper, he competed with Saiki Kongsuke. Saiki Kongsuke completed a picture of the French Louvre. I painted the Palace of Versailles, yes, [-] sheets of paper are stacked together, and a pen penetrates directly, becoming the art of paper-cutting.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Akutagawa Ryunosuke, although he threw the black card domineeringly, he didn't think the opponent's face was thick enough to resist.

In particular, although Ryunosuke Akutagawa lived in a slum, his skin was surprisingly supple and fair, as if he could draw blood marks with a single stroke of the eyebrow pencil. In addition to worrying about the eyebrow pencil getting in his eyes, he was even more worried about the eyebrow pencil breaking out .

In fact, Saiki Kusuo has suppressed the super power to make objects sharp twice. If he "leaks the super power" at this point in time, he will really get a pill.

He shifted his mood a bit, and said that the faces of literary giants seem to be very fair and tender at present, even if Osamu Dazai stayed up all night to make tofu and could find time to drink water, he could still maintain no dark circles and bags under the eyes, maybe this other world still has the beauty of literary giants Color protection mechanism.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, what am I thinking.

Saiki Kusuo was speechless for a moment, he remembered that he was a barber who had taken scissors and made hairstyles for two heads, not just an eyebrow pencil and two eyebrows.

Think of it as a writing assignment.

Thinking about it this way, Saiki Kusuo wrote like a god, and he didn't worry about any symmetry or asymmetry at all. He gave Akutagawa Ryunosuke a handsome sword eyebrow with a few strokes.

Two eyebrows like a cold front were raised straight up, as if they could go straight into the clouds, and laughed at the sky, "You see, I can draw one on the spot if I don't have eyebrows. I'm not angry, just a little bit", just a little thick.

In the characteristic eyebrows, I suddenly thought of Crayon Shin-chan, but fortunately, it was only a little thicker, the basic trend has not changed, and it still has a masculine look.

It's just that Saiki Kusuo turned the eyebrow pencil that was shortened into two knots back with "time regression", and handed it to Oda Sakunosuke beside him.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke is very satisfied with his new look, his "Rashomon" is floating, not aggressive, so he should be satisfied.

"It's so fast." Oda Sakunosuke praised Saiki Kusuo, "As expected of a professional."

Ya Li Ya Li, I thank you.

Oda Sakunosuke looked up and down Akutagawa Ryunosuke, "It's like two different people."

There is nothing wrong with saying that, even Saiki Kusuo can hardly think of this point, under the "airplane head", Akutagawa Ryunosuke with eyebrows and without eyebrows is really a world apart, originally because of his tender face And the shortcoming of not being able to control this hairstyle was completely made up for, and he even looked vigorous all of a sudden, becoming a hot-blooded boy who can fight and burst his clothes.

Thinking of this, Saiki Kusuo couldn't help wondering whether he had really awakened the ability to see hallucinations when cutting hair.

Especially Sakunosuke Oda.

[I seem to see a boy who is riding a locomotive in the sunset and laughing. 】

……

Oda Sakunosuke smiled as simple as an old father, it was a smile that Saiki Kusuo wanted to buy oranges for him.

"You have good students," he sighed with relief, "Dazai has also grown up."

At times like this, you have to praise Osamu Dazai. Did he and Ryunosuke Akutagawa use the same filter for Osamu Dazai?Or is it from the same Osamu Dazai Kua Kua group?

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to know how many braggadocio groups Osamu Dazai had built in this world.

"Do you know Mr. Dazai?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke asked excitedly.

"Yeah." Oda Sakunosuke didn't deny it, but responded vaguely.

[It doesn't look strong, but it looks like it has a deep friendship with Mr. Dazai. 】

After calming down, Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked suspiciously at Sakunosuke Oda.

【If it's outside under the guise of Mr. Dazai's name. 】

Behind him the 'Rashomon' ready to move.

If the barber shop is destroyed, Saiki Kusuo will be reduced to setting up a stall on the street to cut his hair. He doesn't want to use a loudspeaker and shout "cut your hair and dye your hair for styling", and then be chased by the urban management, so he simply stepped on "Luo Sheng" door", followed by an emotionless "sorry".

Oda Sakunosuke: "Your coat is too long."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was irritable and began to accumulate energy.

Saiki Kusuo used his mind to intervene and pushed Dazai Osamu into Akutagawa Ryunosuke's head, which made him calm down.

Osamu Dazai, really useful.

Solving a barber shop crisis, Oda Sakunosuke didn't notice this, he said suddenly, "I was in the dessert shop last night and saw a girl who looked exactly like you."

"She was followed by two gangsters. When I rushed over, I only saw 'Zuo Qinglong' and 'Right White Tiger'."

"what is that?"

It sounded amazing, Akutagawa Ryunosuke interrupted.

【I hit it, give it to Mr. Dazai. 】

This guy is a dog?Seeing any hot chicken, I want to send it to Osamu Dazai to claim credit.

"It's a hairstyle, one has a dragon on its head, and the other has a white tiger." Oda Sakunosuke didn't mind Akutagawa Ryunosuke's interruption and replied.

"But this hairstyle is really mighty and majestic. I used to think it could only be seen on tattoos."

Even though he was boasting about himself, Saiki Kusuo remained expressionless.

He beat up two gangsters yesterday and cut their hair. He originally planned to send them to the police station after going back in time, but he teleported away immediately when he heard the sound of Oda Sakunosuke following him. things.

Saiki Kusuo set his eyes on him, and Oda Sakunosuke stared at his window in the morning, and then looked away after a while, but he didn't think he would give up.

Sure enough, it starts now.

In this case, it is natural to deny with one click.

"do not know."

Saiki Kusuo didn't expect Oda Sakunosuke to give up interrogating himself like this at all. What he didn't expect was that after Oda Sakunosuke said "Oh", he really had to stop asking, but...

[Qi Mu is also a person with a story. 】

What story, the family competes for No.1 in the hairdressing industry?

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this guy read too many martial arts novels.

There are indeed several martial arts novels in his home.

Or in this different world, except for the literary giants who have gone to the mafia, there really must be some kind of hairdressing family, bathing family, etc., just pretend that he didn't say anything.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't continue the girl's topic, instead he took out a black object from his pocket and put it on the table.

"Do you see this?"

Saiki Kusuo took a closer look, it was a rough keychain, and it took him a while to figure out that it was a human figure. After all, the whole body of this thing was covered with messy black lines, and only the outlines of its limbs were barely clear.

"people."

Oda Sakunosuke touched his nose, "Is it really my problem?"

"This is Sakule's handiwork. She made a keychain out of her hair. She asked me what it was."

Saiki Kusuo didn't ask, he knew that Oda Sakunosuke would say it himself.

After a while, he showed a helpless smile, "I said it was burnt curry rice, and Sakule got angry."

[If it was a charred corpse, would it be better? 】

[Maybe it's the kind of cursing villain? 】

Saiki Kusuo glanced at the key chain aside, it was amazing to be able to see this thing as a burnt curry rice, but I have to say that Oda Sakunosuke thought too much, and said it was a burnt corpse or a curse Man, the situation doesn't get much better than a burnt curry rice.

But I have to say, if this thing is a curse to the villain, it probably won't be a big seller, it can be sent to Santuchuan immediately at first glance.

The raw material is hair.

Oda Sakunosuke's hair color is not like this, it is Dazai Osamu's hair that was brought back yesterday.

Thinking of Dazai Osamu's "Disqualification in the World", Saiki Kusuo picked up the keychain.

Spicy chicken does not have the effect of shielding superpowers.

Sure enough, it can only be used to tie villains.

[Saki Le can make such a perfect work at such a young age. 】

Oda Sakunosuke's heartfelt voice pierced through, obviously he couldn't guess it three times before, but he was still so sincere.

Saiki Kusuo finally knew that the biggest bug in this different world was the built-in filter.

It's too embarrassing that only you can hear the voice of Oda Sakunosuke. Even if the other party's literary background has reached the level of the literary master Oda Sakunosuke, Saiki Kusuo doesn't want to hear his rainbow fart on that keychain.

Saiki Kusuo interrupted: "This?"

"Sakuru made a lot," Oda Sakunosuke said, "I took one and gave you a lucky cat. Dazai also has one. I don't know if Ango wants it."

Saiki Kusuo was a little disgusted.

This kind of thing can't offset the effect of his own superpower. As an ornament, it is only worthy of a house of grievances. Besides, if he needs to curse others, he doesn't need the addition of this kind of thing.

In other words, someone would accept this kind of thing as a gift instead of a cursed item?

No one would have wanted it in the first place.

No, there might be.

The heart of Ryunosuke Akutagawa next to him was already boiling.

"I want to buy one, no, please have one."

【Mr. Dazai's hair work. 】

Are you taking it back as an offering?

"The effect of this curse is not that good." Oda Sakunosuke touched his nose and said.

This guy said curse it.

Obviously, he was blowing rainbow farts before, but now he is telling the truth.

"It doesn't matter, no matter how much money it is." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said earnestly.

……

After seeing off Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was holding the key chain of the cursed doll with Osamu Dazai's hair, Oda Sakunosuke was still in a daze, "Is this thing so valuable?"

[You can subsidize one month's household expenses. 】

No, the valuable one is Osamu Dazai.

Even Saiki Kusuo was shocked by Akutagawa Ryunosuke's generosity, but it was originally Dazai Osamu's own money, that is, Dazai Osamu's money to buy the cursed doll key chain made of Dazai Osamu's hair, it seems nothing fault.

It's just that what Saiki Kusuo doesn't know is——

"You bastard mackerel, he swiped my bank card again."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the reminder of the deduction on the mobile phone.

"Pay to 'Justice Barber'?"

His expression was cloudy.