Career choices for superhumans

Saiki Kusuo didn't need to answer, Saiki Sorasuke spontaneously called out the monitoring of the barbershop.

There are a lot of people in the barber shop, if not most of them are mafia guys in black suits who are not easy to mess with at first sight, I am afraid that the business can be said to be booming.

Normal people would have left long ago when they saw this posture, and if it was an ordinary barber shop owner, they would have closed their doors long ago. It is said that the robot that imitated his own personality is still doing styling for everyone very seriously.

For some reason, there is a huge black bear headgear on the top of the head, which looks so top-heavy that people doubt whether he can cut the hair well, instead of sticking scissors on the customer's head.

"According to the setting of the robot Qi Mu No. 1's sickness, after two years, the sickness attribute will be increased by ten percentage points, and I think it is quite reasonable not to allow other people to see the face of my O'Neill sauce." Qi Mu Kongsuke said.

Have you reached the point where you are not allowed to see O'Neill's face?

Although the setting is quite reasonable, and it is also a good idea for Saiki Kusuo, otherwise, with this posture, maybe in a few years this "Justice Barbershop" will become a popular Internet celebrity attraction, and everyone will go to it If a card is seen by someone you know, isn't this a complete social death.

But from Saiki Sorasuke's point of view, it's definitely not about himself. It's not necessarily true that Saiki Sorasuke plans to let the robot Saiki No. 1 play prison in a few years.

"Afterwards, I think it is very reasonable to let the barber Qi Mu leave the stage, hehe."

Yeah, yeah, don't add "hee hee" after my reason that sounds okay, isn't this guy really carrying private goods?

But I have to say that Mori Ogai's prestige in the port mafia is also quite high, which is much more dangerous than the per capita human body stroke master Mu Cangzhan.

Looking at such a barber wearing a bulky bear headgear, he dared to sit on a chair and wait for his hairstyle, without worrying about his head becoming two.

However, as expected of the haircutting robot produced by Saiki Kongsuke, it does not rely on the eyes to identify the position of the person. Like an assembly line production, each "aircraft head" is born in his hands quickly, and each "aircraft head" is According to their facial characteristics, the length, width and height are completely different, not like handmade by robots at all.

Qi Mukongzhu has this technology, and Qi Muguochun actually doesn't need to expect him to drop out of school to support his retirement. He just ask Qi Mukongzhu to sell a few patents, and he can become the father of tens of billionaires one after another.

Although it was just to test whether this "airplane head" is effective, thank them for not doing it on the spot, or if you just lay a few bricks in the barber shop and perform a vigorous diamond head smashing bricks, I am afraid that it will become a part-time acrobatic troupe in the barber shop up.

"Look, what I made can't go wrong." Qi Mu Kongsuke was proud, "After they find out that it's a robot, they will do other things."

"It's like discovering that this world is actually a pre-set program," Saiki Kongsuke said, "What do you think of the process of the Truman world I walked in?"

Saiki Kusuo understood, Qi Mukongzhu this guy could no longer erase their bodies, and planned to erase their spirits and make their worldview collapse.

How could this be so easy, and in the end someone would have a crush on Saiki Kusuo, and then create countless robots Saiki Kusuo, and divide them into various worlds to do various jobs.

After a while, Saiki Kusuo suddenly realized.

The actual setting should be like this. Crazy scientists want to understand other parallel worlds, so they specially invent countless robots and put them into other worlds to experience life.

As for why Saiki Kusuo?

Naturally, because his younger brother is just an ordinary person, he wants a younger brother who is outstanding in all walks of life.

Full marks for logic.

Although Saiki Kusuo's Chinese scores were obtained by filling in the blanks and other non-subjective questions, but this does not mean that there is a problem with his logic.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Saiki Kongsuke, this guy is going to sacrifice himself.

If sacrificing Saiki Sosuke could turn him into a innocent, poor, innocent younger brother who was used as a prototype by his own brother and turned into a robot, then that would be really... great.

To be honest, if Saiki Kongsuke is willing to sacrifice his ego to fulfill his ordinary life, Saiki Kusuo would also try...it is completely impossible to think of things that can be as good as Qi Mukongsuke.

All in all, if there is a problem with personal safety, Saiki Kusuo will protect him, or see if he can walk away from Yato in hell, and discuss with Ghost Lantern so that he can take one day off a week while serving his sentence.

There is no way, with Qi Mukongzhu's character, he will never escape the judgment of hell.

Qi Mu Kusuo was about to talk to Qi Mukong for help, when he saw a few people walking into the barber shop in the surveillance.

The first to bear the brunt is Edogawa Ranpo, who is jumping in a good mood, a walking bug in the detective world.

It’s not that Saiki Kusuo said, this guy can definitely see that something is wrong with the robot Saiki Kusuo, he subconsciously wanted to swap with the robot Saiki Kusuo, but when he thought of the original plan was to expose the robot Saiki Kusuo to Everyone's right now, so there is no need to do more.

"This is Edogawa Ranpo." Saiki Kongsuke said, "a guy who is so smart that he is famous."

"But I'm so-so about detective dramas. After all, you can tell who the murderer is at a glance, hahaha."

The thing that Kusuo Saiki hates the most is that besides being able to spot the murderer at a glance, Kongsuke Saiki also likes spoilers.

Like Edogawa Ranpo, he can report the murderers and modus operandi of one hundred and eighty popular classic detective dramas in one breath, and he can be so proud that he wants to send people to the moon.

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to worry about Saiki Sorasuke, and concentrated on watching the surveillance.

This barber shop seems to have become an exclusive place for the port mafia. When Edogawa Ranpo came, he brought a group of people with him, such as Osamu Dazai who returned to Yokohama from Tokyo, and a man wearing a gold frame The man, wearing a suit and tie, looks like an elite in society, holding a notebook with "ideal" on the cover in his hand, besides that, there is also a boy with white hair, who looks a bit like the last I don't know why the belt of the trousers is so long that it almost drags to the ground.

But to be honest, Saiki Kusuo has never been able to understand the aesthetics of Yokohama people. For example, the port mafia has a vampire style trench coat per capita, and the clothes of the armed detective agency also have their own characteristics. They are British style, detectives The wind, the daily wind, the pastoral wind, and the president's walking style, they will not think that they are from the same company when they walk on the street.

These two newcomers, Saiki Kusuo, have never met before. The official website of the Armed Detective Agency cannot be updated twice a year. Except for Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo, the list of personnel does not have a big profile picture, probably Except for the phone number, everything else is outdated, and information intelligence is useless at all.

However, from Kusakabe Tetsuya calling Atsushi Nakajima a "boy" before, you can also guess that the white hair is Atsushi Nakajima. Osamu Dazai will not add age to himself for no reason, he will not play "I am your old man" stalk .

Then the other should be Kunikida Doppo, Dazai Osamu's current partner, this kind of upright person, if he is partnered with Dazai Osamu, it will be another "Arctic Ocean", only to be bullied.

As soon as the Armed Detective Agency and the group came in, the port mafia members who had been honestly queuing up immediately stood up, pulled out their wooden bins and aimed at them, even the one who was sitting on the barber chair stood up. Scissors turned around, turned the wooden warehouse to them, and then asked, "Can I turn?"

The robot Saiki Kusuo was silent. Saiki Kusuo suspected that he was complaining inside the program according to Saiki Sosuke's settings, "I'll talk about it after the turn, and talk about farts." After a while, he nodded and said "um". .

The originally tense atmosphere was dissipated by the words "Can I transfer?" and "Yes".

Osamu Dazai, who had a very low laugh, couldn't help but let out a "puchi" laugh, "Hahaha."

Both parties were very righteous in Dazai's smile, and no one interrupted him with a loud shout, they were all waiting for him to make a joke.

This scene was very embarrassing for Saiki Kusuo who was outside the monitor, as if the two armies were confronting each other, and suddenly a [-]-year-old boy stood in the middle, "hahahaha", and then interrupted the output of both sides.

After a while, Osamu Dazai finally finished laughing and said, "Justice Barber Shop is not run by the Port Mafia, isn't it? It's not normal for our Armed Detective Agency to come to get a haircut."

Osamu Dazai glanced at all the shapes of the "airplane head", and then turned his attention to Kunikida Doppo next to him, "Would you like to cut one too?"

Kunikida Doppo's mouth twitched, and he seemed to be patiently saying: "I think my hairstyle is pretty good, why don't you go and cut it."

"In this way, I can hold the nose of your plane and rescue you ashore when you are splashing in the river. There is no need to go into the water to pull you." Kunikida Doppo said, "My suit is quite expensive."

Atsushi Nakajima asked, "Is it expensive?"

"It's enough to eat your tea and rice." Kunikida Doppo said, "Dazai really should pay me compensation."

Osamu Dazai said: "As the old saying goes, it is good to save money and eliminate disasters. Cutting the nose of the plane can increase luck. So many people from the port mafia come to do hairstyles."

Kunikida Doppo asked suspiciously, "Is it true?" Even though he said so, he opened his notebook hesitantly, and wrote and drew on it.

"I lied to you." Dazai Osamu said, but before Kunikida Doppo was about to hit himself with a pen, "but the first half of the sentence is true."

"You actually lied to me with only half a sentence?" Kunikida Doppo was very surprised, "I have to see where the sun rises today."

At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima managed to intervene. He glanced cautiously at the port mafia personnel holding the wooden warehouse, and asked, "I...does it really matter if we do this?"

"Speaking of which," Kunikida Doppo finally got down to business, straightened his tie and said, "I thought you guys were lying to me, the port mafia organized a group to make the nose of the plane? As a result..." He looked around and paused, "Is this barbershop bought by Fengji Group? With the port mafia?"

Otherwise, Kunikida Doppo couldn't figure out why the port mafia organized a group to be the "aircraft leader".

"I think so, it would be nice to let Sawada-kun take over Yokohama," said Osamu Dazai, "but Mr. Mori will be so angry that he will bite several pillows."

"This happened three years ago..." Dazai Osamu gave Kunikida Doppo a brief introduction.

It even made Saiki Kusuo discover that there was something wrong with the timeline that he thought before. It seems that Osamu Dazai's timeline is a year after the Bailan incident.

Osamu Dazai didn't say anything about himself in the port mafia, he only said that there was an "aircraft head" that could block bullets, and Edogawa Ranpo's limited-style cat ear hair.

Kunikida Doppo suddenly realized, "So that's the case, no wonder even Ranpo came together."

Edogawa Ranpo has never been able to join in this kind of excitement, unless it is Fukuzawa Yukichi's order, otherwise it is rare to see Edogawa Ranpo so excited.

"Hey, look who this is."

Nakahara Chuya's voice came from the door, "Why is it now the turn to bully the lower-level personnel, Dazai."

At the same time, a black shadow went straight towards Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima's reaction was also quick, he immediately lowered his body and jumped to the other side, "Akutagawa-kun..."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who came out from behind Nakahara Nakaya, sneered and did not respond to Nakajima Atsushi.

Dazai Osamu looked at the hole on the floor of the barber shop that was smashed by Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but he completely ignored Akutagawa Ryunosuke when he said, "After there are more slugs, it will become crowded immediately."

The originally small barber shop was suddenly squeezed in by so many people, and it was not easy to get along with. It felt like it would collapse in an hour. I don’t know how much money Qi Mukongzhu spent to rebuild it, and how much he lost money.

"Don't worry, I bought collapse insurance." Qi Mu Kongsuke took popcorn and started eating, "I can make a small profit if it really collapses."

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