Career choices for superhumans

After Edogawa Ranpo was surrounded by Saiki Kusuo, he was still in the shock of being sold.

The original eyes widened slightly, staring at his caretaker like a cat, with an incredible look.

"Ranpo, I'm sorry." But after getting Fukuzawa Yukichi's words, Edogawa Ranpo snorted softly again, "Well, there is no other way in the detective agency, so I can only let you Ranpo-sama worked so hard, I have to make up for Ranpo-sama later."

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded as if he was an excellent caregiver.

Saiki Kusuo deeply understands that Fukuzawa Yukichi would never let Edogawa Ranpo sit on the chair here if the detection of information requires something more dangerous, but on the contrary, if it is just a haircut, He watched from the sidelines, and there would be no bloody incidents such as headshots with scissors.

However, if Saiki Kusuo really wants to do it, no matter how confident Fukuzawa Yukichi is, it doesn't make much sense. If he wants to do it, it only takes three days to destroy the world. Because of the existence of Osamu Dazai, it seems to be more troublesome to do it, but he also has 130 million ways to do it.

The easiest way is to kill Osamu Dazai before everyone knows about it, and then defeat them one by one.

But it's not necessary, Saiki Kusuo's goal is just to become an ordinary person, and now it needs to be more clear, limited to an ordinary barber.

He was just trying to avoid saving the world, not destroying it.

In fact, according to Saiki Kusuo's thinking, Fukuzawa Yukichi and the others must be allowed to go as far as they can after getting the information, and take the risk of a yellow card warning to tamper with their memory.

But the thing is, it's not one person's problem.

It just replaced the memory of Fukuzawa Yukichi and the others coming here. In order to complete the investigation of the "Left Blue Dragon" and "Right White Tiger" Jack Scissorhands in the police station, they will eventually return to Saiki Kusuo.

If Fukuzawa Yukichi had received the memory of the Supernatural Secret Service instead, they would have been questioned by the Supernatural Secret Service if they had not submitted the progress of the task to them, and they would have revealed their secrets when they met.

Saiki Kusuo can also use his "banana" to beat the heads of all the guys related to this task, but if there is a fish caught, it will cause big problems, such as the passing cleaner who accidentally heard the news work.

If Kusuo Saiki had completed the task and said "byebye" to the world when the Dongchuang incident happened, then naturally there would be no problem. In fact, the completion rate of this task is very confusing, and it is difficult to do this.

Saiki Kusuo also had to think of another way, that is to put on a vest.

But before that, being unable to move Edogawa Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi really made him feel a little uncomfortable, and he didn't plan to put on a sack in private. Chuan Luanbu came to the door to identify the murderer, and he simply carried it out in an aboveboard manner.

For intel, try his hair-dyed family portrait.

However, as an excellent barber, Saiki Kusuo still asked: "What color?"

Edogawa Ranpo, "Dye your hair?"

All of a sudden, it expanded from washing, cutting and blow drying to hair dyeing, but Edogawa Ranpo's mood was like a roller coaster.

But it's obviously more enjoyable.

Haven't tried hair dye yet.

"Ranpo-sama wants a C-rank hair color." Edogawa Ranpo said.

Fukuzawa Yukichi frowned, "Do you have to dye your hair?"

Hair dyes can be harmful to your health.

Fukuzawa Yukichi looks like someone who reads false health information on his mobile phone, and then nods while drinking wolfberry tea.

However, Edogawa Ranpo has already been attracted by the novel experience of dyeing hair, "Master Ranpo wants to dye the best color in the audience."

At this time, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was standing beside the barber chair, had no right to speak.

Saiki Kusuo nodded. When it comes to the C position and the best hairstyle in the audience, no matter how you think about it, there is only the color of Mary Su's colorful light.

Absolutely c position, absolutely the best in the whole process.

It’s just that ordinary barbers don’t dare to dye at all, one is afraid of color mixing, and the other is that few people can hold on to this color, and going out will not be regarded as a neon sign for walking.

Not to mention, Saiki Kusuo is a rookie among rookies who don't have any dyeing skills at all. All the skills he learns come from online lectures, and the barber is happy to make a gradient green on a head. Dye is a hairdresser who is obsessed with greening the brain.

Saiki Kusuo took out the fading cream from the cabinet, and then took out disposable gloves and put them on slowly. They were obviously cheap plastic gloves, and they made a rustling sound when they were put on. , but Edogawa ranpo looked at the expressionless Saiki Kusuo in the mirror, and always felt that he was wearing medical rubber gloves, and then he was about to undergo a disembowelling operation.

His subordinates seemed to have three, no, five lives.

If killing aliens is also killing people, Saiki Kusuo did more than that.

Saiki Kusuo put on the gloves, dug out the fading cream, reserved a gap of two centimeters between the hair and scalp, and applied it.

Basically, without any hesitation, Saiki Kusuo painted very quickly, which made him look like a veteran rather than a novice.

At the same time, Edogawa Ranpo's confidence was greatly increased.

The result of the previous reasoning was that he was a novice haircutter, but now it seems that he is not.

Ah, it's strange, how could Lord Ranpo make a mistake?

Edogawa Ranpo's mood swings between being able to dye his hair well and making mistakes in his own reasoning are very complicated.

But Saiki Kusuo is in a good mood, which means he has become a qualified barber.

Fukuzawa Yukichi frowned at the pungent chemical smell of the fading cream, but he didn't say much, worried that Saiki Kusuo would accidentally splash the discoloring cream directly on Edogawa Ranpo's skin.

The whole process lasted no more than 5 minutes, and Saiki Kusuo ensured that every strand of hair was coated with the fading cream, and then put a plastic headgear on him, and then just patiently waited for the hair to fade to the point where it could be dyed.

Because I want to dye Mary Su's colorful hair, in order to get a better color, I need a lighter shade, which takes more time.

Saiki Kusuo felt that he had to add some material, otherwise Fukuzawa Yukichi would run around with Edogawa full of fading cream.

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked like he couldn't bear any more, and it was Edogawa Ranpo who dyed his hair.

But it has nothing to do with respecting the old and loving the young, it's just that Saiki Kusuo has finally figured out the character design for Qimu Nanzi.

God is sorry to see, Saiki Kusuo, an ordinary barber, is now also working as a screenwriter part-time.

Yeah, yeah, it's so hard to be a barber.

"She is Saiki Kusuo." Saiki Kusuo said.

Hearing this, Fukuzawa Yukichi raised his head to look at him, even Edogawa Ranpo raised his head subconsciously, but the top of his head was already facing the fading cream, and the smell went straight to his nose, making him slap him a few times in discomfort Sneezing, I had to give up this option and observe secretly from the mirror.

Saiki Kusuo ignored him and continued, "She should be in Milan."

"Aren't you brothers and sisters?" Fukuzawa Yukichi asked aloud.

After the port mafia lined up to have their hair done, they investigated Saiki Kusuo, but they didn’t arrive for a day, and the detailed information was updated to Milan’s “fancy perfect angle haircut professional” genius barber here, the source of the information It was the proprietress of the breakfast shop, she was really enthusiastic about soliciting business for Saiki Kusuo.

Fukuzawa Yukichi knew that the other party's name was "Saiki Kusuo", and "Saiki Kusuo" was the name of a brother and sister when he heard it, so it was normal to guess like this.

Saiki Kusuo did not deny it, he sighed and did not speak.

He has never honed his acting skills. If he wanted to talk about it, in order to deal with Ranpo Edogawa, he said more in a day than in a month.

It is too difficult.

I had no choice but to turn my face away to show them the back of the head full of desire for performance.

In fact, it is not, it just covers up the expression, and let Edogawa Ranpo and the others figure it out by themselves.

Looks like someone with a story.This is Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Make up a story.This is Edogawa Ranpo.

... It is not easy to deceive a detective if he is not good at it.

Saiki Kusuo has never thought so quickly to develop a "[-]% deceiving" superpower.

"You don't know she's back?" Fukuzawa Yukichi continued to ask.

Saiki Kusuo nodded while still keeping the back of his head.

"Liar." Edogawa ranpo sneered, and made a face in the mirror, using the reflection of the mirror to show Saiki Kusuo.

Fukuzawa Yukichi stared at Saiki Kusuo.

The atmosphere suddenly became depressing, not because of the killing intent, but because of the old cadre's own aura.

However, at this moment, the wind chime at the door rang again, and the door opened, and Saiki Kusuo knew it was Oda Sakunosuke without looking back.

Oda Sakunosuke stared at the people inside, "It's so lively here, Saiki."

It's them?

Why are you here?

Oda Sakunosuke, Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo know each other?

But it's not very surprising. To be honest, after seeing Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Dazai Osamu, the intricate relationship between literary giants has been well accepted. After all, this is the existence that cannot move Saiki Kusuo. Not coffee jelly.

"Long time no see." Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded slightly.

"Ah, yes." But it was obvious that Oda Sakunosuke didn't want to talk to them.

"Don't you have a job?" Saiki Kusuo asked.

He should be active on the scene as a brick of the port, Saiki Kusuo looked at the time calmly, at this point, the cadre promotion ceremony of the port mafia should not be over yet.

But it happened to be a coincidence. The fading cream took a long time. If he was surrounded by veteran cadres and warriors for such a long time, Saiki Kusuo would really want to dye Fukuzawa Yukichi's black hair too.

Oda Sakunosuke smiled, "Because I have to pick up Shinji and the others from school, I asked someone to take over for me temporarily."

That kind of thing happened before, and I promised them to pick up and leave school.

The previous campus violence was indeed picked up by Oda Sakunosuke these days.

Saiki Kusuo didn't care, he nodded and asked again: "Do you know each other?"

"We met before because of some things," Oda Sakunosuke said, "but we haven't seen each other for a long time."

After betraying his employer and killing him earlier, he helped a little.

That should have happened before the Port Mafia, and Mori Ogai is still doing well now.

"You guys are here..." Oda Sakunosuke turned his head and asked, "What are you here for?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi handed the phone photo to Sakunosuke Oda, "This is Saiki-kun's sister, we want to find her."

Oda Sakunosuke was taken aback, and turned to look at Saiki Kusuo.

He remembered the scene when he asked Saiki Kusuo before, and Saiki Kusuo answered "I don't know".

Doesn't this mean that the time has not come?

However, Oda Sakunosuke just looked at Saiki Kusuo with a very gentle gaze.

Sure enough, he is a person with a story.

No, there was no story before, such as the grievances and hatreds of some barber family, but there is today when Edogawa Ranpo came.

Who told him that he was a bug in the spicy chicken game where the god told me to cut my hair.

Saiki Kusuo was forced to make up stories online.

The author has something to say: Qi Shen's acting skills are all on the back of the head

president; storyteller

Oda Saku: A Man with a Story

Ranpo-sama: Storymaker

Qi Shen;...it's up to you, My Little Pony

What's behind the curly hair, this time it's just dyed hair 3

I wanted to be happy every day on Sunday, but after 2 days, my nephew and niece came, disaster ah qaq, not only my cat was stressed, it made me have a headache, and I also took a painkiller, Heartbroken with exhaustion or[-]

"Dirty Disqualification" added 65 drops of Lucky Nutrient Solution 3 to Master Ranpo's dyeing agent

"fellow" added fifty drops of Lucky Nutrient Solution 3 to Lord Ranpo's dyeing agent

"Qianqian" added 3 drops of Lucky Nutrient Solution [-] to Master Ranpo's dyeing agent

"Shelan Udos" added 3 drops of Lucky Nutrient Solution [-] to Ranpo-sama's coloring agent

"I like you" added 3 drops of Lucky Nutrient Solution [-] to Ranpo-sama's coloring agent

"Sweet Plum" added five drops of Lucky Nutrient Solution 3 to Lord Ranpo's dyeing agent

"Yiyi" added two drops of Lucky Nutrient Solution 3 on top of Ranbu-sama's coloring agent

"The Destiny of the King" added a drop of Lucky Nutrient Solution 3 to Ranpo-sama's coloring agent

"Tree Tree Bamboo" added a drop of Lucky Nutrient Solution 3 on top of Ranpo-sama's dyeing agent

"Make the author cry" Added a drop of Lucky Nutrient Solution 3 on top of Ranbu-sama's dyeing agent

Harvesting the nutrient solution of the points that the big grapes don't want to do arithmetic, Mr. Ranpo's hair gets lucky blessing 3

The little angel who wants to do something indescribable to the author in the id, ahem, pay attention, I am afraid that the review will fail, so I typed a code for you, okay 3