Career choices for superhumans

If a normal person is walking on the street and sees a guy who seems to be in need of help and faints while holding his calf, there is a high probability that he will call an ambulance or something.

However, Saiki Kusuo is not a guy of the lawful and good camp. Although the world has been saved many times from aliens, laboratory biochemical weapons, volcanic eruptions, etc., it can only be regarded as affecting him, not Out of the awareness of protecting the precarious earth.

But because of spying on Dazai's beautiful curly hair, Saiki Kusuo dragged Dazai back very rarely, but it was only limited to letting him hold on to his leg.

For Saiki Kusuo himself, it is walking normally. Although I don’t know the reason why Dazai is obviously unconscious, but the strength of hugging his calf is not reduced at all, but it is impossible for Princess Saiki Kusuo to hug him. , he just went back regardless.

As for Dazai, he was dragged all the way like a bunch of rags wrapped around his feet, and he wouldn't fall off anyway, thanks to his well-made suits, and he wore them really thickly, and put them under the windbreaker outside He was wearing a shirt and a short-sleeved suit vest, and had enough bandages wrapped around his body, so apart from the fact that the windbreaker that looked very expensive was already in a precarious state of being scrapped, he himself was not injured by dragging at all. Maybe there is also a reason for the distance.

The location of the barber shop was in line with Saiki Kusuo's expectations. The information suddenly changed from a well-known barber shop with many regular customers to one that was located near the slum of "Raibo Street" and depended on regular customers to save lives.

The surroundings are not shops, but it looks a bit bleak, and the buildings are very low. Some even have no glass, no bricks on the walls, and basically no people on the road. With such a strange combination of Dazai, no one came over to inquire. Of course, judging from the secretly watching eyes and lifeless psychological activities, it's not just that.

[Mopping toys...? 】

It is also strange to get such an evaluation. Anyway, it has nothing to do with toys, at least it must be a teaching aid. This is a precious head with hair.

I don't know if Dazai will be happy to get this evaluation.

But Saiki Kusuo didn't care about this, he observed his future workplace.

If other people encounter this kind of situation, they will probably feel that their start is not going well, but for Saiki Kusuo, it is really a good thing, which means that he is likely to reduce the number of headshots to clean up. frequency.

Because of the high labor costs, the price of a haircut is not cheap, even if it is a price that is close to the people. It seems that only a few regular customers from the surrounding communities will come to take care of the business.

This place is far away from the urban area, and because of the slums nearby, the neighborhoods in this area are very cheap.

It is because the rental price is cheap that the low-level mafia member Oda Sakunosuke can still rent such a suitable house while adopting five children.

But even so, it doesn't mean you can relax your vigilance, you still need to practice your haircutting skills.

Saiki Kusuo found the key from his pocket and opened the door of the barbershop.

This is a very small shop, with only two seats for customers, and the decoration is straight and masculine, very simple, but there are all kinds of equipment for cutting hair. Saiki Kusuo, who has already learned the haircutting skills of a barber Still looking at the row of scissors and bottles and cans of all kinds, I was stunned for two seconds.

No matter how many times I read it, I still feel that only a pair of scissors is enough to cut hair.

But now is not the time to care about that.

Saiki Kusuo tore off Dazai who was still hanging on his calf like tearing paper. It has to be said that the 17-year-old here also grows too fast.

This is definitely not the reason why Saiki Kusuo is too short. He is perfectly in accordance with the golden ratio of the average Japanese height and length, but Dazai is 1.7 meters four. Although strictly speaking, there is only a gap of five centimeters, but every centimeter is the height battlefield.

Although there is a difference in height, Saiki Kusuo still looks as easy as lifting a chicken, and when holding Dazai's neck, it looks like he is carrying a cat with slender limbs.

He didn't use super powers. In fact, in order to accommodate so many super powers, his body has long been subtly strengthened. Whether it's strength or speed, even if he doesn't use super powers, he will be stronger than ordinary people. It has already surpassed the limits of human beings.

However, despite being dragged so roughly all the way, Dazai still did not wake up, perhaps because the bumps on the road made the concussion worse, no matter from the perspective of breathing and mental activities, he did not wake up, of course he did not wake up. Die, maintaining basic survival indicators.

Although a mild concussion is not fatal, it still needs to be observed carefully, and it is best to be sent to the hospital.

But Saiki Kusuo still maintained a cold attitude, and put Dazai on the chair of the guest. Anyway, even if everything goes well after the head shave, there will probably be waves. Even if there is no headshot, it is possible to shave into the Mediterranean. It should be said that There is no possibility that when the time comes, his body will go back to a day, and it will look like a complete person again.

However, time retrospective can only be used once a day on an object. In order not to affect the only limited teaching aid at present, for now, Dazai is the existence of SSR, and Saiki Kusuo decided to start with watermelon.

A simple watermelon is slightly smaller than a human head, but it doesn't affect anything. Saiki Kusuo looked for it in a barber shop. Although it is a barber shop, there are no wigs. It seems that there are no part-time wigs. Side business, but it's not a big deal, there are many things that can be replaced.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at the side window, where there were brightly colored curtains that could be called colorful, Saiki Kusuo tore it off, he planned to use this cloth to make his own hair temporarily, anyway, he just wanted to practice it, Make do with it.

Compared with working on a human head, tearing the curtains into shreds is a piece of cake. Binding these shreds together looks like a bad handicraft, but after putting them on the watermelon, It will turn into a head wearing a wig according to people's imagination, probably.

In order to fit the watermelon better, a little bit of adhesive is used, which looks a little weird.

Probably because there are a lot of wigs made, Saiki Kusuo even put one of them on top of Dazai's head by a strange coincidence. The colorful cloth strips and Dazai's pale face unexpectedly have a strange fit.

Saiki Kusuo picked up the scissors that were neatly placed in the drawer. Without hesitation, he took out a pair of flat scissors. The handle uses a movable rear tail. This is the simplest shape of scissors, mainly used for trimming The structural basis of hairstyles.

The scissors were polished very brightly, and the expressionless face of Saiki Kusuo was reflected from the blades. He waved the scissors in his hand and made a crisp "click" sound. Some kind of brutal scissorhands murderer at the scene of a murder.

There are professional techniques for all kinds of scissors. Although some preparations have been made, Saiki Kusuo does not intend to read out the script, but still uses his usual ordinary way of holding scissors.

The scissors are very light, which means that it is more difficult to control. After getting used to the strength of the scissors for a few seconds, Saiki Kusuo began to try to trim the curtain wig on the watermelon. It's laborious, but it's much easier after using superpowers to sharpen the scissors.

It is not considered a normal business operation, even if you use super powers to cut your hair, you will not receive a yellow card warning. In fact, Saiki Kusuo has full freedom.

Although there are aesthetic factors in haircuts, so far, Saiki Kusuo's plan is to give the guests a headshot without slipping his hands. If it is only this level, it should be much simpler.

Things went smoother than expected, the long strip of cloth was cut short and you could see the appearance of a watermelon, but when Saiki Kusuo relaxed slightly, the strength in his hand was a little heavier, and only a "poof" was heard , the front part of the scissors ran through the entire watermelon, obviously only the front part, but because of the force, the whole thing was split in two, and it lay miserably on top of the red juice.

Saiki Kusuo pulled out the scissors that were still stuck in the scissors with a blank face. Watermelon juice was still hanging on the scissors. He shook it and replaced it with a new watermelon to continue.

He doesn't intend to recover immediately, but waits for all the watermelons to go back in time before continuing.

But getting used to the scissors was much faster than he imagined. When the last watermelon died suddenly because he inserted the scissors into the head of the watermelon to take a break after cutting it, Saiki Kusuo felt that his skills had reached the standard. You can start with the ready-made teaching aids.

It was rare for Saiki Kusuo to show some emotion, staring at Dazai with burning eyes, no, it should be his head.

When Oda Sakunosuke came in, he saw the "tragic" little watermelon lying on the ground. He had just cleaned up the scene after the tragic mafia fight. For a while, Oda Sakunosuke thought he was still working.

And the mastermind behind all this was standing very seriously behind the hair-washing basin, moving his hands up and down quickly to concoct a somewhat familiar head that had been taken over by the foam.

[Perhaps it is more appropriate to use "pickled". The older aunts in their hometown use this method to pickle sauerkraut and rub it vigorously. 】

Oda Sakunosuke thought about it.

Anyway, it's not the problem.

But then, he noticed that the profile of the face under the foam was vaguely familiar.

[Dazai Osamu? 】

Osamu Dazai?

The previous proprietress also only called him "Dazai", because Saiki Kusuo was indifferent, and it was only at this time that she knew the boy's full name for the first time.

Unexpectedly, it was a guy Oda Sakunosuke knew.

But when I think about it carefully, Osamu Dazai’s words basically belong to the same style as Sakunosuke Oda, and he should be a more famous writer. I always feel that it is possible to get together by fate, is it true?

However, apart from the fact that Saiki Kusuo collided with a famous writer, it seems that the neighbor is called "Oda Sakunosuke" and he doesn't have too many associations, but is thinking about more serious issues.

It's a harder decision than whether to save the world.

After being caught by an acquaintance, does Osamu Dazai need to wash his head?

People with superpowers are caught in a difficult choice today.