Career choices for superhumans

With an idea in mind, Saiki Kusuo gave Edogawa Ranpo a haircut first.

Now he doesn't need to wash his hair to practice controlling the strength and not bald, and he doesn't need to wash his hair for half an hour or an hour.

However, the original goal is not to wash the hair. The main thing is to curl or straighten the hair, and do not touch the water for three days.

In the hands of Saiki Kusuo, the latter will definitely not, after all Saiki Kusuo only wants to make Edogawa Ranpo's hair less like a king bomb.

But since he had washed it all, Saiki Kusuo still gave Edogawa Ranpo a hair care by the way.

He was watching Yokohama's livelihood news program last night, and a customer went to the barber shop to ask for an explanation because he lost a lot of hair.

Although I think Fukuzawa Yukichi would not do this kind of thing, but this also involves the problem of Sai Munanzi, maybe in this name, I "invited" myself to their base camp, and if it really becomes like this , How Qi Munanzi made a fuss became a headache.

It is reasonable to make things so that they can't find any problems.

It took 10 minutes to give Edogawa Ranpo scalp care, because of the other party's reasoning ability beyond common sense, Saiki Kusuo did not give his brain a hint, let him think that he is a mature person who can grow crazy by himself Hair for the brain so as not to go bald.

But even so, Saiki Kusuo looked at Edogawa Ranpo's scalp, although it was not as good as Yokohama's No. [-] hair Nakahara Nakaya, but it was not bad.

Chuya Zhongya was the number one head of the port mafia not long ago, and he has been promoted after such a day, and he doesn't know if the other party will be happy.

Saiki Kusuo let Edogawa Ranpo sit on the chair, completely different from the previous arrogant look, and now Edogawa Ranpo, who is wearing a head of hair that can be seen fried even when it is wet, is pitiful and weak Helping, he hooked his colored hair with his fingers, as if he was lost in confusion about his future.

If anyone saw this scene, they might not be able to help comforting him, but Saiki Kusuo, who can read people's hearts, would not.

It's as if cute cats are all "stupid humans" in their hearts, and the wide-eyed Edogawa Ranpo is always thinking about it, Ranpo-sama must catch you.

This is not very cute.

Wouldn't it be nice to be an ordinary barber?

Obviously the hair is in my hands.

Saiki Kusuo frowned slightly, but in the end he still planned to follow the plan instead of giving him a bosozoku hair so that he could no longer wear a detective hat.

Hey, he's not the kind of barber who vents his personal grievances.

Saiki Kusuo picked up the hair dryer. He was already the king on the hair dryer. While blowing Edogawa’s messy hair, he combed it with a comb. The water droplets were blown up in pieces and hit Edogawa Chuan Luanbu's apron splashed onto his side.

After a while, before the hair is completely dry, the original hairstyle that exploded like cotton candy disappeared without a trace, and instead hangs down softly and fluffy. It is a wool curl that is popular recently, but it is estimated that Edogawa Rampo I don't like hair that is too curly. It comes from the stress of the explosive head, so the curl is not too exaggerated.

In Edogawa Ranpo's cognition, if he made a wool roll, he would become a lady detective.

However, in fact, this slightly fluffy curl is very suitable for him. Although wool curls are generally suitable for long hair, for Edogawa Ranpo, this kind of curly hair that reaches the ear is just right, especially Improved by Saiki Kusuo.

After washing her hair, each strand of hair was only slightly bent, but still fluffy, and each strand of hair that was slightly flying was full of youthful breath.

In addition, although Saiki Kusuo has only captured the "airplane head" and the elite Neptune head of Nakahara Chuya, in fact, these two are easy to look at, but they are actually very difficult. For example, "airplane head" ordinary people But it can't be so round, and it is also a technical job to be able to look like a hammer.

In terms of styling with a hair dryer and hands, Saiki Kusuo is already a qualified barber.

And now this technology is reflected in Edogawa Ranpo's head.

The curly radians of each strand of hair complement the color of his hair. The fluffy and rounded bunny looks like a bunny dyed kawaii. Compared with the original hairstyle, this one looks more harmless and more harmless. Look cute.

Not to mention the pouting mouth that matches Edogawa Ranpo's anger, if it's a small story, there is an urge to rub him in his arms to comfort him.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

However, Saiki Kusuo glanced at Fukuzawa Yukichi next to him. Although there was a trace of surprise in his eyes, it was not enough.

Thinking about seeing Fukuzawa Yukichi feeding the cat before, Saiki Kusuo planned to use his ultimate killer.

Saiki Kusuo looked at the top of Edogawa Ranpo's head. There was still a lot of broken hair on the top of his head, and he also left some hands in this area when he was drying his hair before, so it should look more fluffy.

Saiki Kusuo put down the hair dryer in his hand, picked up the scissors, clicked them twice, and cut an arc on the top of Edogawa Ranpo's head, and then cut a few times on the opposite side .

After two strokes, there were two small arcs on the top of Edogawa Ranpo's head, and then Saiki Kusuo picked up the curling iron on the side, and wrapped the two specially reserved small strands around the curling iron again. As soon as it was released, it immediately looked like the ears of two trembling kittens.

This is the technique that Saiki Kusuo honed from Saiki No. 1 to Saiki No. 8. It has to be said that it is also perfect in actual combat.

Although Saiki No. 18 has the same pink hair as him, and it doesn't have a little baby fat like Edogawa Ranpo, which is not cute enough.

However, Edogawa Ranpo who dyed colorful Marysu hair is completely different. In terms of color, it happens to be light golden like sunlight, but there is a bit of orange on the underside of the cat's ears. Edogawa's breathing was chaotic and trembling, making people want to touch it.

The colorful Mary Su cat-ear boy Edogawa Ranpo was born.

Ranpo-sama turned into a cat? ... Meow?

Edogawa tilted his head in random steps, his two cat ears trembled slightly, full of cuteness.

It seems that the ability to hallucinate the haircut before has not expired.

Saiki Kusuo is very satisfied. Because the colorful Marysu hair has doubled the amount of glitter, everyone can only feel its special effects like a disco dance hall, but this time Saiki Kusuo did not add any messy things, and he will never be blind other people's eyes.

He held the back of the chair with both hands, turned around, and turned Edogawa Ranpo to Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was blocked by Saiki Kusuo before, so caught off guard, the colorful Marysu Maoer Ranpo appeared in front of Fukuzawa Yukichi in front of him.

"How is it repaired?"

In this sentence, Saiki Kusuo's acting skills have been extremely well tempered, and he is no longer a back of the head. It is obviously intentional, but he seems to be speaking very ordinary words.

Hearing Saiki Kusuo's words, Edogawa Ranpo raised his head and stared at Fukuzawa Yukichi.

If the colorful Mary Su hairstyle without glitter is already a big killer, then adding cat ears is definitely an important means to kill Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Come on, give Edogawa Ranpo a compliment package.

It was like seeing a giant cat.

Ranpo, cat, ranpo, cat?

Fukuzawa Yukichi is making an astonishing decision in his heart. A dried fish in his pocket is ready to move. If there is not a trace of reason in his mind, what is in front of him is Edogawa Ranpo, not Ranpo Meow If so, I'm afraid the small dried fish will be fed out.

This hair-cutting hallucination is quite the right medicine, but it was originally planned by Saiki Kusuo. As early as he used his "clairvoyance" to notice the slight upward curvature of the samurai-style mouth of Fukuzawa Yukichi feeding the cat, he was ready. Today's preparation.

I'm not afraid that this kind of veteran cadre who can watch health programs will not praise others, no, should it be called a random cat?

But even so, this kind of battle between heaven and man is really too long. Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but artificially put a filter on Fukuzawa Yukichi. The same paragraph, it's not impossible to think of a way.

Anyway, Fukuzawa Yukichi is just a family member who accompanied Edogawa Ranpo to cut his hair. If he is not a guest, it is not considered a violation.

However, at this moment, Fukuzawa Yukichi made a move. He stretched out his hand, and in the eyes of Edogawa Ranpo, it was like a slow playback, and touched his head, "Ranpo, this is very cute."

Edogawa Ranpo, who was praised by Fukuzawa Yukichi, blushed slightly, and turned his face away, "If you say that Ranpo-sama is very handsome, he is not cute."

That's what he said, but the cat ears trembling little by little with his movements are so cute that they don't have any convincing power about being handsome.

But for Saiki Kusuo, these are completely irrelevant.

Most importantly, from between the two cat ears of Edogawa Ranpo, struggling to squeeze himself out of the hair and rushing towards his own customer satisfaction heart.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, as expected.

This time, Saiki Kusuo deliberately took Edogawa Ranpo to verify his conjecture.

Although Saiki Kusuo has been maintaining the life of ordinary people, he is actually not the kind of character that follows the crowd. Naturally, he has almost figured out the world and his barber level has undergone a great evolution after the quantitative change determines the qualitative change. .

Of course, it could have been taken slowly, but because of the tragic thing that the whole of Yokohama is looking for his own vest.

He intends to take the initiative on his own.

In the customer satisfaction of Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakahara Chuya, the rules discovered above, and finally Saiki Kusuo took the initiative to use it in Edogawa Ranpo.

Then you can know one thing, that is how to correctly harvest customer satisfaction.

It's a bit uncomfortable to say, but it has nothing to do with his hairstyle.

What everyone lacks is not hairstyles, but compliments.

All in all, they are all guys who lack love.

What I do is probably not a barber, but a manager of a group of boasters.

Shouldn't this kind of work be done by Osamu Dazai, who builds Osamu Dazai's Kwakaku groups everywhere in Yokohama?

Osamu Dazai will not roll over anywhere.

If possible, Saiki Kusuo recommended Dazai Osamu with both hands, but unfortunately he can't cut his head.

"Well, this haircut is pretty good." Ranbu turned his face away, "Master Ranbu is generally satisfied."

You see, isn't this just gratitude?

The author has something to say: Qi Shen is making an afro: Ranpo will thank me

Qi Shen No. 1:?

Qi Shen changed the afro head into a cat head: look

Ranbu Meow: Thank you!

Qishen No. 1: This is cheating!