Career choices for superhumans

"You agreed to the invitation of the Port Mafia?" Edogawa Ranpo shouted in disbelief.

Edogawa Ranpo comes every other day to get cat ears repaired on his hair under the banner of "Ranpo-sama is going to expose your true colors".

Saiki Kusuo agreed to the port mafia's door-to-door service invitation. Having said that, it is not possible to come to the door on the same day. The date of the appointment is next Tuesday, which happens to be the day when Edogawa Ranpo repairs the cat's ears. Togawa said in disorder.

To be honest, Saiki Kusuo didn't think at all that after Saiki Kusuko turned Edogawa Ranpo into an Afro, he could still have any revolutionary friendship with Edogawa Ranpo, maybe there are people who are also "hehehe" The small boat of friendship persecuted by "Big Brother", but it capsized before it set sail even when he was persevering in trying to pick out another Saiki sister.

So it's all because of cat ears.

"Aren't you afraid of danger?" Edogawa Ranpo said uncomfortably, "Don't think you can do whatever you want with a younger sister."

Saiki Kusuo suddenly didn't know whether to be happy that Edogawa Ranpo finally stopped worrying about him being able to change from a boy to a girl, or to be angry when he said that you cheated on your sister.

Now Edogawa Ranpo is more inclined to the existence of two younger sisters, one is Saiki Kusuko, who has the stereotype water sister who can change the chemical molecules of stereotype water, has a calm and caring personality, and will buy cakes for children, and the other is The sick and charming younger sister who can say "brother and lord" and laughs like "hee hee hee", her ability should be teleportation.

No matter which one is far from the character of Saiki Kusuo himself.

As a last resort, Saiki Kusuo had to admit this too, otherwise would he have to admit that he made an afro?

So Qi Munanzi played by Qi Mu No. 1 has now been relegated to Qi Mu Lizi.

In fact, Saiki Kusuo was forced to follow the path of the three thousand sisters, otherwise it would be difficult for a guy like Dazai Osamu who has a sensitive eye, that idiot who always stares at him, so besides Saiki Kuriko, he also separated Saiki No. 2 spare, this is a unibrowed Saiki Kusuo, he is proud of his eyebrows, for which the three Saikis fought.

Saiki 2 fled to the barren mountain in the east, and there was an explosion during the fight, the damage caused was repaired with the ability of "backtracking in time", and the shock was covered up as a common small-scale earthquake in Japan .

After being suppressed by Saiki No. 1 and Saiki Kusuo, he shaved his eyebrows and redrawn them with an eyebrow pencil.

Saiki Kusuo also used his "clairvoyance" to look at the situation of Osamu Dazai with a guilty conscience. The other party was just floating in the water, but he was even more embarrassed than before.

But I really didn't expect that this useless skill learned from Akutagawa Ryunosuke could be used to make up my clone.

Saiki No. 2's character design is the character design of the younger brother who likes youth, so he was deceived by Osamu Dazai who cut his hair.

It's called Umeko Saiki, so perfunctory that she was given the name because of his unicum eyebrows, and her ability is "clairvoyance", yes, she is always peeping at Osamu Dazai.Yes, it's her, it's her, it's her.

In this way, I can perfectly hide the most important "invisibility" ability.

Saiki Kusuo suddenly felt that it was too difficult for him. Obviously his behavior was extremely normal, but he wanted to split out abnormal clones to rationalize things.

If things go on like this, regardless of the Sanqian sister, the avatars of the seven gourd babies Saiki Kusuo and the grandfather Saiki Kusuo himself will all be gathered.

But maybe there is a taste of destiny, unknowingly, Qimu Nanzi, Qimu Chestnut, Qimu Meizi, if the name is extracted, it will become Nanlimei. Have fun.

The tired Saiki Kusuo could only stare at Edogawa Ranpo with a blank expression.

"If you don't want to go with me, Master Ranpo." Edogawa Ranbu was eager to try, completely unaware that he was a rival of the port mafia, as if a hunter hadn't had time to dig a trap, and the silly rabbit ran over and said, come and catch I'm so happy.

If caught, exchanging hostages in the past was a material price, and now Mori Ogai, who has opened the door to a new world, may let Fukuzawa Yukichi cut his hair and cause mental harm.

I believe that Ranpo Edogawa would not want to see the bald president or the kappa-headed president.

So, Saiki Kusuo really wants to know, how did his friendship with Edogawa Ranpo start?How could he, as the person involved, not know this?

Edogawa Ranpo ran into the headquarters of the port mafia, thinking and knowing what would happen, Saiki Kusuo rejected Edogawa Ranpo's suggestion to explore the mafia.

"Anyway, if something goes wrong, Saiki Kuriko will teleport you away." Edogawa Ranpo played with his cat ears, "Maybe he can cut several Mediterranean Seas in the port mafia."

Thinking of this scene, Edogawa Ranpo himself burst into laughter, exaggeratedly holding his stomach and laughing, cat ears trembling.

"If the port mafia wanted you, why don't you join our armed detective agency." Ranpo Edogawa was in a good mood, "We are not the same as the port mafia, like the ability license is definitely a certainty .”

"If your younger sisters want to use their powers casually, it is illegal to not have a power license." Edogawa Ranpo said.

Go to the Armed Detective Agency, do you make cat ears every day?

Let’s reject this kind of future.

Saiki Kusuo said: "I can go to Milan to develop."

The world is so big, and it's not a choice between the port mafia and the armed detective agency.

Besides, he didn't intend to be a barber all his life.

Soon it was next Tuesday, and Saiki Kusuo still didn't get the fourth customer satisfaction note.

The port mafia was deeply afraid that he would not come, but it is also possible that Osamu Dazai took the initiative to ask for orders, and Dazai Osamu brought people in a luxury car and was about to pick up Saiki Kusuo to the port mafia.

"How about it, I have an advertisement for you?" Dazai Osamu stood in front of the luxury car, as if he had contracted some fish pond for Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo didn't think that a luxury car plus a barber shop would be enough to have an advertising effect. If it was tied up with the port mafia, the original potential customers would be scared away.

The port mafia prepared haircutting equipment for Saiki Kusuo, so Saiki Kusuo could not take anything, but he was also a little worried that this would be a grand banquet, which was too difficult for an ordinary person like him, so he had no choice but to Just be prepared.

He used telepathy to greet Qi Mu No. 1, and Qi Mu No. 2 was on standby at all times. If something happened, he would teleport over to protect his own body.

"Hey, the main body." Qi Mu No. 1 laughed "hehehe" again.

"Oh, grandpa." Qi Mu No. 2 turned his face to look in the mirror and said perfunctorily.

Although it is the content of my complaint, don't just put the seven gourd babies saving grandpa into it now.

Furthermore, if it is the story of the gourd baby, who is the snake spirit and who is the mountain rat in the port mafia?

At this time, Saiki Kusuo couldn't go back, so he had to set off in Dazai Osamu's luxury car.

Desserts are prepared in the car, and the key is that there is a luxurious version of coffee jelly.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Dazai Osamu, which made him feel that the coffee jelly chocolate fountain in the previous banquet was actually a trap set by Dazai Osamu.

Having said that, Saiki Kusuo still ate it, and if this secret was discovered, then he could only eat it.

Damn, the Port Mafia pastry chef is really good, consider leaving the Port Mafia and go solo.

It took about half an hour to arrive at the destination, but it was not the headquarters that Saiki Kusuo had seen before, it probably looked like a base area, not as luxurious as the headquarters, but there was a faint wailing sound from inside, this is the torture department .

Saiki Kusuo kept walking, and was led into the hall by Osamu Dazai.

In the middle of the hall, Koye Ozaki, who was wearing a kimono, was looking at herself with a smile on her face. She behaved like an old lady, "Hello, you are Mr. Barber who came to get a haircut today. My concubine is Koyo Ozaki. This department person in charge."

Saiki Kusuo nodded at her.

"Sister Hongye, you are still so beautiful today." Dazai Osamu praised.

Koyo Ozaki covered half of her face with a fan and said with a smile, "Dazai is still so glib."

"Yada," Osamu Dazai said exaggeratedly, "I really mean it."

"So, have you used the cadre promotion gift I gave you?" Ozaki Koyo said, with a bit of worry on his face, "I am very worried about you, Dazai."

Speaking of this, it seems that because of Osamu Dazai's alopecia areata on the back of his head, he replaced the expensive jewelry with an anti-hair loss shampoo with a bit of IQ tax.

Osamu Dazai's face froze, "Sister Hongye, I was really injured accidentally, and Mr. Barber washed his hair too hard."

Although Dazai Osamu's words are very reasonable, Saiki Kusuo still felt that he had to clarify for himself, "Nakahara Chuya, none of them fell off."

Sure enough, Koyo Ozaki looked at Osamu Dazai with even more worried eyes.

However, Osamu Dazai should be thankful that Koyo Ozaki thought it was a problem of alopecia areata among cadres, but it was actually an internal matter of the port mafia. Others could not intervene in recommending any doctors or strange products, so he did not continue this thing.

Sure enough, I still need to hire an old Chinese doctor. Is acupuncture effective?

Koyo Ozaki turned to Qi Mukusuo and said, "Many people in the concubine's department need to sort out their demeanor."

"It's very nice to have Mr. Barber here."

Therefore, Saiki Kusuo looked at the man who was dragged over by two strong men, who was said to be drunk, but actually smelled bloody, and thought that many people were referring to the criminals?

In particular, before the haircut, Koyo Ozaki brought a thick stack of hairstyle books to Kusuo Saiki for reference.

When did the leader's taste become so hard to describe.

Thinking this way, isn't it Mori Ogai's instigation?

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The connection between Buddha and Buddha's hairstyle

How to become stronger after being bald besides being cool

Trimming and Maintenance of Mediterranean Hairstyles

Every hair is the shape of loving you

Saiki Kusuo just wanted to know how every hair was curled into a heart shape in the last book.

But thanks to Mori Ogai, he was able to find this kind of hair guide book that ordinary people can't find. He really wanted Fukuzawa Yukichi to change his look.

But now, Saiki Kusuo looked at the prisoners of the Port Mafia in front of him, and thought in a trance, this is far from a haircut, but torture.

The author has something to say: Ranbumao: If you join us, you will be given a job as a cat ear maintenance officer, meow