Career choices for superhumans

It was the first time in my life to wash someone's hair. Although I tore off a few strands of Dazai Osamu's hair, no, I should say a few, but Saiki Kusuo still felt very good about himself, probably because Dazai Osamu's head was still growing. Physically, instead of being ripped off by him with great force, it gave him confidence.

However, what Saiki Kusuo didn't know at all was that even if he didn't control the strength, the strength brought by superpowers would not be able to cause damage to Osamu Dazai. Of course, Saiki Kusuo would probably be able to Break him.

Osamu Dazai didn't know what he almost experienced just now, and now he was sitting on the stool obediently waiting for Saiki Kusuo to help dry his hair.

He looked up and down at himself in the mirror, "My hair seems to be a lot less."

"Isn't it normal to lose a few hairs when you wash your hair?" Oda Sakunosuke said, "And after washing your hair, your hair will be limp and you won't see anything."

NICE!

Even Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but praise Oda Sakunosuke for his divine assist.

It's really good to have someone help you without having to find a way to explain it yourself. Of course, the prerequisite is that if his talent doesn't focus on the problem of Osamu Dazai acting like a baby, although Saiki Kusuo doesn't think there is anything wrong with it. , but even if he is relatively slow in interpersonal relationships, he knows that if other guys who know Osamu Dazai find out, they will probably be shocked to the point where their jaws will drop.

"Really?" Through the reflection of the mirror, Osamu Dazai looked at Kusuo Saiki behind him. He was holding a hair dryer in one hand, and the other hand was on his shoulder. The weight on the shoulder seemed to prevent him As if escaping, he grabbed the uncooperative prisoner, and with Saiki Kusuo's expressionless appearance, he seemed to be holding a hand-held bomber instead of a hair dryer in his hand.

Saiki Kusuo clenched the hair dryer tightly, leaving a gap on the handle of the hair dryer. Because someone was there and it didn’t affect the use, he didn’t have the ability to use "backtracking in time", and he missed the detection of Osamu Dazai’s abnormality in superpowers. Opportunity.

Even though he doesn't have any expression, but for some reason, Osamu Dazai can always hear the eagerness hidden underneath from the whining sound of the hair dryer like a sixth sense attack. This is probably the brain's protection mechanism for hair.

However, just as Saiki Kusuo predicted, Osamu Dazai completely ignored this, and chose to press his hair on the gaming table and shouted Soha.

When Osamu Dazai washed his hair and sat on the chair, Saiki Kusuo covered him with a cloth according to the regulations, so the next step is very simple, just dry it with a hair dryer first.

Osamu Dazai has short hair. Although it is a bit too long for a neat crew cut, it is still short hair, which means it is much easier than longer hair. As a novice barber, it is a good practice material.

But even so, Saiki Kusuo was a little nervous. Generally, in order to better blow-dry the hair, it needs to be rubbed professionally, or should it be said that flipping is more appropriate?

Hey, hey, if you use this word, it's easy to think of Osamu Dazai's hair as a plate of ramen, but it's not a professional way to be a barber if you only use a hair dryer without an auxiliary hand or a comb.

Saiki Kusuo recalled that once his father Qimu Guochun asked him to help wipe his back on a whim, and then he was able to stay away from the hospital for several months of treatment after his "time regression" because of a broken waist, and he never wanted to enjoy it again. Son's scrub service.

But now he is no longer the same as when he was five years old. The 13-year gap and the super power suppression device will definitely not let the other party blow their hair with a hair dryer and turn into a broken neck.

Still expressionless, Osamu Dazai was keenly aware of the extremely subtle changes in the atmosphere. The other party seemed to be treating him seriously, and even faintly sensed a trace of murderous intent.

Just a hair blow.

Osamu Dazai, who has been walking in danger all year round, has small bumps on the back of his neck. This position of the back, and the fatal part of the head, is too dangerous. If Saiki Kusuo has any ideas, it is very It may not necessarily kill a hair dryer.

But Osamu Dazai still narrowed his eyes in a good mood, not worried about these things at all.

The ability of telepathy has been invalidated, and Saiki Kusuo can't detect Dazai Osamu's thoughts of death.

Becoming a hairdresser was something that I hated before, but after Osamu Dazai's head began to smell strangely, I gave Osamu Dazai's hair both physically and mentally, and now I don't have time to worry too much.

Saiki Kusuo first put the hair dryer close to Dazai Osamu's hair, the warm wind from the hair dryer howled and lifted his hair, and the water droplets attached to it were blown into the air and shattered into small particles. He did not use superpowers to isolate Dazai Seeing the water droplets he hit, water stains were left on the clothes.

It all went exceptionally well.

Maybe I finally got used to it after popping ten watermelons.

Sure enough, he is still competent for this kind of ordinary job where he can touch others.

How could it be possible to only save the world as the gods said.

Saiki Kusuo was in a good mood, Dazai Osamu couldn't perceive anything from that face, but as the trace of murderous aura faded away, the tiny pimple on his neck also disappeared.

Osamu Dazai looked at Saiki Kusuo through the mirror, a strange pink-haired guy with a strange decoration on his head that looked like a game handle, and he decided to put down the cat teaser in front of the cat.

"Is this popular in Milan?" Osamu Dazai asked.

Oda Sakunosuke said: "It's that kind of educational fashion."

"Educate children that if they don't study hard, they will have game handles on top of their heads, um...the one on the street..." Oda Sakunosuke frowned in confusion, unable to remember the word.

Osamu Dazai continued very naturally: "Performance art?"

...Obviously before, he complained about Dazai Osamu's suicide method similar to performance art, which is similar to performance art, but now it is completely reversed and used on himself.

Moreover, why did Sakunosuke Oda blend perfectly with the idea of ​​the proprietress of the breakfast shop? Sure enough, it was because he was the father of five children?

However, the original question was transferred because of Oda Sakunosuke. Later, he could give a few small watermelons to Oda Sakunosuke as a thank you. He couldn't finish eating so many watermelons.

During the conversation, Dazai Osamu's hair was blown fluffy again. Although Saiki Kusuo is not the kind of barber with professional skills, in fact, it is the first time for a big girl to blow someone else's hair on a sedan chair. With the blow-drying method, Osamu Dazai's hair became more curly, but because it is fluffy enough, those extra thin spots can be completely covered.

Saiki Kusuo would never admit it if he walked out of the barbershop and was discovered.

The guy who is loyal to death will be bald sooner or later.

However, Osamu Dazai is not such a foolish guy, I am afraid that any guy who has been hostile to him will not think that Osamu Dazai is easy to fool.

"In that case," Dazai Osamu showed an expression of encountering something interesting, "then let's give it a try."

"What?" Oda Sakunosuke didn't know what Dazai Osamu would say for a moment.

"Try the haircutting techniques of the students of the 'Fancy Perfect Angle Haircutting Major'." Osamu Dazai punched his left fist on his open right hand, looking very excited.

It's a good thing that he could memorize and repeat this kind of professional name with perfect marks after only listening to it once.

Obviously, it was complained about the aesthetics of performance art before.

Teaching aids are back.

"Your hair is all blown dry, is it okay?" Oda Sakunosuke said, "Normally, you shouldn't cut your hair wet."

"This is a 'fancy perfect angle haircut professional' barber, and dry hair is a piece of cake."

This guy is really killing himself with his hair.

Wouldn't it be nice to have good hair?

I can only accompany you.

However, Osamu Dazai's purpose was not to sacrifice his own hair. Taking advantage of the moment when Saiki Kusuo turned around and put down the hair dryer to get the scissors, he immediately stood up from the chair, but he was caught by the perm instruments under his feet after taking another step. He almost tripped over an electrical wire, and he threw himself completely, lying on the table in front of the mirror, shaking the bottles and cans on it to rattle.

The cloth on the neck is very long. Even though Osamu Dazai has long legs of 1.8 meters, you can't see his toes when you lower your head. It is very likely that you didn't pay attention.

However, Osamu Dazai's eyes turned cold with his head down. He remembered the arrangement of the wires when he sat on the chair, and it was impossible for this kind of thing to happen.

Not allowing him to think too much, Saiki Kusuo who was behind him quickly pressed Dazai Osamu back to the seat by his movements.

The wires on the ground were naturally made by Saiki Kusuo while blowing his hair. He predicted the other party's behavior. This is not the ability to predict, but just a judgment based on personality.

Although the hair is thin, he will never admit that it is no different from baldness, it can only be said that it is thin, because the hair is washed up and down, and it is at the back of the head, but he will not allow Osamu Dazai to discover this.

This is the awareness of being an ordinary barber!

Not officially using superpowers on Dazai Osamu's head, it can't be regarded as a violation of the agreement with the gods, this can probably be called exploiting loopholes, within the scope allowed by the rules.

If he was a normal person, he would probably put this incident behind his head, but Osamu Dazai obviously didn't, he said quietly, "I saw it, when he fell, he deliberately shook his head around and stared at it. "

... What kind of dynamic eye are you?

The kind used for playing tennis.

"Where's my hair here?" Osamu Dazai asked, pointing at the back of his head.

Crisis, the big crisis before the official business.

Saiki Kusuo narrowed his eyes for the first time.