Career choices for superhumans

This has nothing to do with deliberate revenge.

It's just that it looks like a straight line, but after cutting it with a knife, it becomes uneven in layers, and the mistakes are not consistent. It looks as miserable as it has been chewed by a dog.

Through personal practice, Saiki Kusuo finally deeply understood that hair cutting is a technical job.

Saiki Kusuo, who can draw a circle with his left hand, a square with his right hand, and can draw two equilateral triangles at the same time with his left and right toes, suddenly felt that he was insulted by the haircut. You must know that the circle he drew with freehand can also be compared to a compass. May not be able to cut hair.

Sure enough, it was because of the small volume.

As a novice barber, straight hair is easier to handle. If it is this kind of natural curl, it will inevitably be fluffy and curly. With the undulation of the scissors, the gravity on the curly hair will become uneven again. The original degree of curl will be changed, like a frightened mimosa will bend inward.

Fortunately, the first cut was just an experiment, and the cuts were not too much. Qi Munan already had a city in his heart, so he knew what to do.

He held the comb in his left hand and the scissors in his right, staring at Osamu Dazai's bangs with great concentration. It was obvious that saving the world was a trivial matter before, but at this moment, he felt like a formidable enemy.

If you know this, the aliens who once wanted to invade the earth, but were shaken off like dust would probably cry.

In fact, every two seconds Saiki Kusuo had to glance at other places to cool down the time of the clairvoyant eyes. There is no such thing as hair on the bone frame, but he didn't know that it was actually useless.

However, Osamu Dazai, who was being cherished, was not moved to the point of crying, because Saiki Kusuo's serious and uncontrollable leaked slight murderous aura made him feel like meat on the chopping board, but considering the interesting In other words, he seemed quite interested in seeing exactly who the barber in front of him was. As for hair, it was out of his consideration.

That being said, with his hair falling like snowflakes, Osamu Dazai faintly regretted his decision to hold down his hair when he looked at himself in the mirror.

What kind of devil's cut is this?

Saiki Kusuo made the second cut, the blade brushed against Osamu Dazai's eyes in a miserable way, slightly off, cut off a few eyelashes and mixed them into the broken hair.

This is an extremely dangerous way of cutting the knife.

Generally speaking, barbers will ask customers to close their eyes, but it is obvious that it is the first day of business today, and Saiki Kusuo, who has no experience at all before, is not a guy who is so considerate and considerate that he can teach himself without a teacher. What's more, he has confidence in himself.

But Osamu Dazai also seemed to have abandoned the unique human instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, and sat motionless.

In terms of this point alone, Saiki Kusuo also had to feel relieved at the cooperation of this "guest", and slightly lowered the troublesomeness of the other party, but it was still a black mud trouble sauce that could not be communicated with.

Saiki Kusuo's learning ability is very powerful even without relying on any superpowers. After seeing clearly how the scissors bend after cutting off the hair, he has already got the knack.

Basically, there was no hesitation in cutting the scissors, and soon amidst the sound of "click, click, click", Osamu Dazai's iris-colored eyes reached the level where they could be seen even without deliberately looking for an angled concave shape.

The first knife that was damaged before was also treated a little. Although it was not cut too much before, the angle of the knife edge was too tricky, and it was not as easy to repair as Saiki Kusuo thought, but in fact it still looks good. Okay, a professional barber might be able to spot it at a glance, but for ordinary people, it's hard to notice these things.

That is, the cut was too handy, and Dazai Osamu's bangs were cut too much, revealing his white forehead without any cover, only a few broken hairs made up a few air bangs, playfully flaunting his own presence.

Obviously it was just a simple trimming, but it made the boy who had a slightly gloomy temperament when he was not talking seem to put on an optimistic shell. With those long legs, there was a bit of youthful youthfulness. Looking at Like a basketball boy who will sway his blood on the basketball court.

"Not bad," Oda Sakunosuke looked up and down Dazai Osamu who had lost his bangs, "I was originally a child, so I don't need to have such long bangs."

Osamu Dazai first looked at himself in the mirror, was stunned for two seconds, and then looked at the fine hair on the apron. He stretched out his hand as if extending Erkang's hand, but it collapsed on the chair, "lost Without my precious bangs, I have become a salted fish."

Sure enough, no matter how his appearance changes, if he speaks, he still has the essence of black mud.

"That's also a youthful salted fish." I don't know much about popular stalks, but Oda Sakunosuke still said.

"I have lost something precious." Osamu Dazai said, "If you cut it like this, you will definitely be laughed at by slugs. Damn it, is there a suitable place to hang a rope near here? Or a river."

It's just that he lost his bangs, and Osamu Dazai acted like he lost his life.

Saiki Kusuo thinks the cut is good, and the reaction of Oda Sakunosuke is indeed good. As for Dazai Osamu, the "guest"'s opinion has been discarded.

The other party should be happy.

After all, Saiki Kusuo's bottom line is just to prevent Osamu Dazai from dying on the spot with scissors stuck in his head, and a higher level is to accidentally cut into the Mediterranean Sea.

Whether it's suppressing Osamu Dazai before letting him shrink into the earth's crust, or cutting Osamu Dazai's hair, he is surprisingly handy in controlling the strength, maybe he really has the talent in this area.

Even Saiki Kusuo couldn't help being complacent.

He completely forgot about the watermelon that was brutally murdered before.

However, after hearing Dazai Osamu's words, this feeling of seeing the finished product of his subordinates disappeared in a flash.

"There is no river." Oda Sakunosuke didn't seem to understand the meaning of Dazai Osamu's words, "If you go out and turn right, there is a small ditch, but if no one manages it, it will stink."

"I still have an aesthetic for the location of suicide." Osamu Dazai said, "I'd better hang a rope."

If he committed suicide here, it would be difficult for Saiki Kusuo.

Whether it is dead or not, it will affect business anyway.

"Find a piece of noodles to hang yourself?"

"Ah, there is such a thing," Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment. "It sounds like a good way. The plan to make tofu failed. Next time, try making noodles."

Saiki Kusuo didn't care that Osamu Dazai might be called Noodle Shih after the Tofu Shih Tzu, but his hair still had to be cut.

He thought for a while and pointed to the huge round bun on the top of Osamu Dazai's head, where there was nowhere to hide because the bangs were cut off, and said, "It was meant to be cut in the first place."

Hair that would cover the wound and cause infection is meant to be removed.

Oda Sakuyuki assisted and said: "You can't hide your illness from the doctor, Dazai."

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, "Do you think I look like this kind of person?"

His whole body was covered with bandages. Strictly speaking, there would be no more people who saw the surgeon than Osamu Dazai, if we judged from the appearance alone.

"Besides, the barber shop has nothing to do with the hospital."

Bottles and jars can be seen everywhere on the table, with English labels on them, but these are all hair dyeing materials, and have nothing to do with doctors.

After all, what does a barber shop have to do with a hospital?

Could it be that he also works part-time to remove acne and freckles plus cupping?

The fact that a barber shop has a relationship with a hospital sounds a little scary.

Dazai Osamu saw Saiki Kusuo's expressionless expression. If the light in the barber shop were more gloomy, the beginning of a haircut would turn into a horror story, and the final ending would suddenly become unknown.

"I think you can become the exclusive barber of the port."

The bangs of all the members were cut off, and they became full of vigor in a second. Going out and playing with people is like team building. It seems interesting to think about it this way.

Osamu Dazai sincerely offered the invitation.

"I refuse." Saiki Kusuo marked the proposal with an "X" without hesitation.

If it is the mafia, it is probably using teaching aids to point out that the head with long hair can be unscrupulous and without any feeling of violating morality, but in fact, Saiki Kusuo basically does not think that there is any problem with his morality. It seems irrelevant.

And the most important thing is that this is not in line with the agreement between him and the light group gods. To be honest, when Saiki Kusuo looked at Osamu Dazai's head, he still felt that he had really abandoned a forest of hair.

Dazai Osamu was not surprised by this topic. He wanted to say something, but Saiki Kusuo grabbed his head, which was still trying to shake from side to side, "Don't move around."

The hair is not cut yet!

As soon as the words fell, the scissors brushed past Osamu Dazai's ear, and cut off a bunch of hair neatly.

The fine strands of hair fell mercilessly like rain, and when they fell on the ground, they spread out traces like pick sticks. Saiki Kusuo stepped on it without mercy, and then switched to the other side.

After bemoaning his bangs, Osamu Dazai was forced to show his ears again.

It wasn't that the original hair made it impossible to see the ears clearly, but most of them were covered by the hair. Now he could see his ears clearly. His ears were very thin, and under the light, they seemed to be able to reveal light-colored blood vessels.

Even if Saiki Kusuo imagined a professional barber and started chatting, he couldn't start from the perspective of "thick earlobes and rich blessings".

But this wasn't his style in the first place, so let it go after thinking about it.