Boys just want to say redundancies!

On the third day, the comrades from PUBG arrived. The first thing they did was to come to LOL colleagues as guests. After all, there are so many people that it is lively!However, the state of all FZ members is a bit abnormal, similar to a team building activity to climb Huashan Mountain in the middle of the night, and everyone's energy and energy are exhausted.

How should I put it, there is a high probability that something happened to the group the night before, and then the big guys figured out a way to solve the problem. As for the specific problem, it can only be understood but not explained in words!

All in all, four words: understand everything.

Although they were so wilted that there were all kinds of people, everyone had the same expression tacitly:

Don't eat oysters, at least not too much!

That thing it's not responsible for growing hair at all!

Finally, believe in science, don't believe in rumors and don't spread rumors!

Some ingredients will be effective if you eat them in the mouth, but in the past, the big guys did not miss oysters for supper. Could it be that the oysters in Sanya are different?Or does quantitative change cause qualitative change?It's so filling that the blood is surging and I can't sleep...

Except for Lao Li, because Lao Li went straight to the bar after the game.

And this restless person went to inspect the real estate in Sanya non-stop the next day.

Speaking of which, Lao Li not only has decent teaching performance, but also has good financial management skills. He was born in the Department of Mathematics and transferred to Finance. My son has a personal relationship, even if he leaks some news, it is enough to feed him. Last night, Doudizhu lost all the way and scattered his wealth. In addition, he was stimulated by Zhao Zhai, a 25-year-old "elderly man", who gave a speech on retirement, and he felt a sudden sense of crisis. This is what directly transforms the heartbeat into action...

At noon, the big guys recovered to varying degrees.While waiting for the chef to serve the meal, I heard Lao Li talk about his harvest in the morning: "Sanya is very suitable for retirement, and the house price has dropped in the past two years. It sounds like this, but I followed the real estate economy in a big circle. , a good real estate and a good view are still not bad, unless I add a zero to my budget..."

"Add a zero? I'm not worthy!"

A few boys in the PUBG department even ranted: "It's better to sell me! I should be able to sell for a good price with such a good figure.", "Please don't drive up the price of pigs!", "Come to a rich woman to order Poverty alleviation, the doctor said that my stomach is not very good, I can only eat soft rice." and "Get out, don't interrupt, it will affect the rich woman to see me!"...

At this time, the family members who disappeared for a whole morning finally appeared——

His expression was tired, and his body was also indescribably weak. He was stunned for a second when he saw everyone staring at him, and then he came downstairs with his eyes down...

"Hey! Sure enough, the dog Maska didn't let the concubine Yao go!"

Time rewinds to an hour ago.

Mr. Xie Yu had already done aerobics in the gym for an hour, and his energy was still so strong that he burst, so he went to the indoor swimming pool to swim two or three times with Zhang Zhuyi.After the people from PUBG came to play, and answered the questions of "Where is the sister-in-law?" from several people in succession without any irritability, Mr. Xie Yu walked to the kitchen dully, and returned upstairs with two plates of fresh snacks.

At this time, Jiaci had just woken up.

The whole body was sour and limp like a piece of white tofu, the kind that would crumble if shaken twice.

He even felt that his fingernails were tired!

Seriously, it's obviously not the end yet, why are you so tired?At the beginning, I was a rookie who didn't know how to fart and was full of theory, but in the end it turned into a one-sided situation...

Lying on the bed and hugging the pillow and thinking for a while, Jiaci buried her head back powerlessly.In the past, he dismissed the words "extraordinary talent", but now, he just wants to tell his former self: if something is said, it will become a flag and be executed repeatedly.

Back then when he was foolishly obsessed with Masca, took time out every day to make up materials, and even boldly copied "my husband, my mouth is also very sweet" in other people's live broadcast room, but he didn't seriously think that one day the other party would really Kiss him to the point where he is hypoxic and stupefied...

In addition, Jiaci was provoked more than once last night, "Is the baby tired?", "But the baby is fine again!" and "Brother is here to help you...", he had to shake With a dizzy head, Wuwu hugged the pillow and begged for mercy, while being powerless to succumb to the endless stream of happiness.

But the happiness was from last night, today's Jiaci is almost a useless person!

When he learned that it was not too early, he simply gave up on himself and waited until the meal time to go down, just pretending that he slept until noon!Regardless of whether others believe it or not, Jiaci himself already believed it, and forced Mr. Xie Yu to believe it too.

"I believe it is possible." Xie Yujun smiled wickedly: "What's the use of that? Everyone knows that you haven't gotten up, and you haven't moved a bit all morning."

Jiaci: Death in disguise!

He angrily went to pick out clothes.

If it's too loose, it can't be worn, otherwise it will show some traces when it moves, and the most embarrassing person will definitely be the thin-skinned Jiaci himself.Secondly, you can't wear anything that is a little tighter. The inner side of the two legs is connected to the back, and almost the entire area has an inexplicable burning pain. Although it is within the tolerable range, once it rubs against the fabric, it will hiss , don't feel too subtle...

Finally, under Xie Yujun’s reference, Jiaci wore a sweater with a hat and short sleeves, enough to cover the back of the neck and the back. The pants were beach shorts that were bought for the occasion after landing in Hainan. They were loose and light.

All in all, very convenient.

When he went downstairs, several people in the PUBG department were obviously amazed.

When we met for the first time, I felt that this child was really good-looking, and the sense of freshness hit my face even more!At the same time, it is soft and tender, a bit like a poor oppressed bastard, with fluttering eyelashes and bright and moist eyes, which is very painful.

How should I put it, Maska really doesn't like to beat around the bush!

The club's travel benefits say that you can bring your family members, so you really can bring your family members.The words given were neither "brother" who appeared out of nowhere, nor "my friend" who was veiled. They just pointed out their identity when they came up, and introduced Jiaci to everyone in a fair and honest way. There was no way out at all. leave it to yourself...

In front of the two young lovers, the colleague next door was merciful and didn't make too much of a joke, especially Jiaci really had a face that people couldn't bear to bully him, so after roughly asking a few words, the topic was skipped .

After lunch, everyone separates for activities.

Jiaci was too lazy to move the floor.In the current situation, he neither wants to go into the water nor go too far. He lies on the recliner by the door and slowly digests his Chinese food.

Mr. Xie Yu came over with juice, "Is this boring?"

Jiaci glared at him ferociously, but said nothing more, because he was blown drowsy by the wind.It is really comfortable to not have to think about homework, write copywriting and cut videos. After a while, he found that Xie Yujun was still standing, and he asked, "Why don't you go play? If you don't play, you have to go back."

After going back, I almost entered the S game schedule, and the daily rank training games came one after another, and if I wanted to take a vacation, I had to wait until the Chinese New Year...

Mr. Xie Yu also moved a recliner over, lay down and held his hand, "You said it too, I have to get busy again when I go back. I have to train, and you have to start school. When will we meet again?" If possible, in Before returning to Shanghai, he wanted to stay with Jiaci so stickily. "Don't say there are videos and voices. After all, some little villains are really unreasonable..."

Jiaci felt wronged, "I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry it's useless, but my brother is useful."

"...you go away!"

The sudden coquettish Maska made it difficult to tell whether he was serious or just talking about it for fun. To be on the safe side, Jiaci shrank his neck and ran back indoors. How many times did he have no resistance last night? He left a "shadow" on the child, so he hid directly in the audio-visual room to watch a movie, and chose an old movie by Stephen Chow, and within 2 minutes, Mr. Xie Yu sat down again, and his tone softened: "Good boy, I won't mess with you today , it’s okay if you don’t want to go out to play, let’s watch a movie in the afternoon.”

"It's okay to watch a movie, but can you not pinch my hand?"

Jiaci pulled someone's hand out and declared again, "Brother, I think you should have a correct understanding of your body shape and strength." It must be admitted that he has already begun to worry about whether the future pair sports You can be harmonious and happy, Mr. Xie Yu, a typical Capricorn, should have a cold personality background, why are you so sticky!

However, Big Sticky himself didn't realize it, the audio-visual room was full of air-conditioning, he hugged Jiaci directly in his arms, and didn't refute when he was told, anyway, he just said one word: Lai!

There's no way this stinking treasure will drive me away!

This delay caused Jiaci to fall asleep directly.

I played too much during the day the day before, and I was overdrawn at night. It is normal to feel sleepy in the afternoon.When he woke up, the computer was finished, the audio-visual room was lit with a circle of lights on the ceiling, Xie Yujun's arm was resting on Jiaci's neck, and he himself was replying to the message——

"There is good news and there is bad news."

"...What?" Jiaci was still dazed, and unconsciously hugged her back, rubbing her small head against his chest muscles, "Then I only listen to the good news."

Mr. Xie Yu led him to sit up, "Then I have to tell you the bad news first."

Jiaci was speechless, "Then tell me."

"PUBG flight information was leaked, and LOL's vacation was almost three days in a row and no one started the live broadcast, so someone picked up the FZ group and came here to build a team."

Mr. Xie Yu's tone was very calm, as if it was not the first time he had experienced this kind of thing, "It's true that the upper part of the mountain is a private area, but the beach is a public place, and no one usually comes, which doesn't mean no one will come next time. They will go there in the afternoon. When we were playing, there were indeed people already squatting there, and there were quite a few of them. What Lao Li and the others meant was that, just to be on the safe side, we will leave directly tonight, and there will be time to report when we land."

If you can’t go out to the beach, what are you going to do in Sanya?

Otherwise, what is the difference between staying in this villa and staying in the base?

Come on, FZ's base is still bigger and better equipped with four floors!

If it doesn't work, they can end their vacation early and go directly to training...

In the past, when the conditions were not good and we didn’t move, the security control of the community was described as ineffective. The base was ganked every three days, and there was never a time when we went out for team building without being chased by fans.It's just that after running so far now, and still chasing him, it would be a lie if he said he wasn't irritable.

E-sports players are not stars and idols, isn't it enough to watch a game?

Jiaci listened to the truth and was delusional: "That is to say, as soon as those people next door landed, they would have already come to Sanya with them?" Otherwise, how would the time difference be calculated?

Mr. Xie Yu nodded, "Let's go after dinner."

The two walked up from the basement floor, and Zhang Zhuyi and his party next door had already returned. Everyone was obviously disappointed, especially the few PUBG people who had just been here for less than a day.

A group of people can't finish, so the big boss chartered another private plane, and after dinner, he sent the big guys back to Shanghai together.But on the way back, things have already fermented in the forum: from the beginning of "FZ boss treats Sanya for vacation", when the illegitimate student posted a somewhat blurry photo of the beach Reuters, which is enough to recognize the face, things viciously turned in another direction Fiction—FZ privately linked up with female fans to travel to Sanya together.

What is bad luck?

This is bad luck!

If at the beginning it was just malicious speculation by those fishing men, and the female fans sent it to their door by themselves, then it became more and more chaotic, and someone found a "traveling" video "created" by an illegitimate student on Weibo, This matter has turned from a random fabrication at the beginning to a fact...

FZ's PR is already working overtime with the legal department.

No one expected that FZ, who thought Feng Shui had improved and got rid of mouse shit, had only half a year ago, and a similar thing happened again: Although this time it was really hit by fake news, it couldn't stand this kind of eclectic News is always more attractive. When a dozen guys from FZ landed in Shanghai in batches, the number of readings of related entries came to the front row of Weibo in real time.

Jiaci had never seen this kind of posture before, and was so shocked that he forgot to understand the good news Yu Jun said in the afternoon: he was patronizing to watch Maska talk with someone on the phone to discuss the solution. Needless to say, it is to the extent that it can make people go crazy anytime, anywhere.

"An official announcement must be issued at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. Everyone will forward it by then. Are Zhang Zhuyi and the others at the base? Tell him that I will go back later. The IDs and IP addresses that have problems in the post must be collected and collected. Track past speeches, in the 21st century, no one really thinks that spreading rumors is free..."

Coming out of the airport, Mr. Xie Yu’s phone never stopped. Although some things can be handed over to the public relations, Mr. Xie Yu, as the old “spokesperson” of FZ, always rushes to the front line at such times, which can attract artillery fire and rise again. to the deterrent effect.

But before the meeting, Mr. Xie Yu sent Jiaci back to the hotel.

After re-checking in, the time has passed zero, and he sighed, "I'm sorry, I couldn't take you to have fun this time." He pinched Guaibao's little face, and leaned over to print it lightly, " As for the good news, it's that we don't have to go to the hotel when you come back next time, let alone the distance, checking in is like being a thief..."

Jiaci's eyes widened, "What..."

Mr. Xie Yu really likes the way he is ignorant and unconsciously raised his little tail, "I'll tell you when the time comes, baby, work hard when school starts, and send a copy to my brother when the timetable comes out, audio at noon and video at night, this request Not too much, right?"

"Isn't that too much?"

"Is this really too much?" Mr. Xie Yu frowned slightly. I don't know when I learned Jiaci's pitiful and coquettish appearance. It's really hard for people to say no: "I have such a black and white upside-down schedule. , I have to get up early at noon to catch up with you for dinner, and I just coax you to sleep at night, is there a better arrangement than this?"

When Jiaci thought about the underworld routine of e-sports players, he really had no choice.

He agreed, but there were additional conditions: "I agree, but you are not allowed to say... that kind of thing in the video!" Thinking of this, Jiaci involuntarily lost his mind for a second, and even stretched out his hand unconsciously to poke the other party The smooth and beautiful biceps, this part feels a little harder than the pectoral muscles, but the pectoral muscles are elastic!For a while, I couldn't tell which was better.

Seeing this, Mr. Xie Yu just sighed lightly.

"But I like you so much..."

At the same time, I also know that you like me very much.

Jiaci was stared fixedly by him, and his cheeks began to turn red uncontrollably, "You can't stay like this if you like it, it's very, very... Anyway, it can't be done." He couldn't say anything, he could only look at her with accusing eyes. The other party said, "You know, next time I tell you to stop, you are not allowed to move anymore, or I will kick you down!"

"Listen to you."

Mr. Xie Yu was stalling for time, but he had to leave.

"I can't drop you off tomorrow, you have to tell me after you set off, get on the plane, and land."

"Okay!"

"When you get home, you must tell me."

Jiaci had no choice but to step on his feet and kiss him, "My good brother, you can go now."

Xie Yujun kissed goodbye contentedly, but when the car drove back to the base, he was still unavoidably disappointed.The reason why the happy time passes quickly is that the fundamental reason is that this time is consumed by two people at the same time, and the total amount is limited, so the happier you are and the faster it passes, the more reluctant you will be when parting...

Mr. Xie Yu, who returned to the base, entered the Masca state in place.

At the beginning, I called everyone to a meeting, and checked with Brother Li over and over again the details of what happened on the beach in the afternoon. At the same time, the PUBG department was also "reviewing" the whole process of being gank on the beach. But there is no way. To solve the matter, first of all, you must repeatedly confirm that your person is not at fault, and that you really have not given even the slightest hint from the beginning to the end.

The only progress that makes people breathe a sigh of relief is that because of the installation of solar street lights in the abandoned dock, a camera was installed by the way. Although the distance is a bit far away, the power of high-tech products cannot be ignored. The height of the camera is Almost all the development of the three hours in the afternoon can be included in the camera!

With video data, the collection of relevant evidence has been qualitatively promoted.

"What's the matter? The next door landed in the morning and came back in the evening. What the hell, Sanya played with a hammer! It's better to go to the Bund to play in the water of the Huangpu River!"

Mr. Xie Yu hasn't lost his temper yet!

He took Guaibao out to play, if it wasn't for being exhausted last night, they would probably join in the fun with the big guys and go to the beach to play together in the afternoon.It's hard to imagine that if they really went, today's news might not be as simple as the unbelievable rumors about "female fans traveling together"...

When Jiaci got on the plane to Beijing, the FZ Club official Weibo gave a complete announcement, followed by a three-page letter containing statistics and bad speech evidence of all rumored speech IDs last night , expressing the firm attitude of the FZ legal department to pursue the responsibility of all the above-mentioned rumormongers regardless of the cost of time and money.

In addition, those illegitimate students also have a separate page of warnings.

The worst ones are those who intentionally create photos and images of "travelers" to mislead the public, slander the personal reputation of FZ players and damage the personal rights and interests of the players.

At noon, Mr. Xie Yu was sure that Jiaci had landed safely, so he started the live broadcast without eating.

[Is Sanya fun?So many girls for company! 】

[Dragon King favored a few, did you have a good time? 】

[You don’t even need to shout at the outside, you can directly send female fans to your door haha]

Facts have proved that the decision not to eat before the live broadcast was correct.

"Keep your mouth clean!"

"Some people have no basic moral bottom line or legal knowledge, and they can live up to the present with their teeth and claws. This can only prove that our earth itself is a place with diverse species, and our great motherland is even more tolerant. Extremely. Let’s put it this way, I will never discriminate against any kind of occupation that makes money and maintains a living, but you have the speed of typing on the keyboard, why don’t you go to work in an electronics factory, this one is fifty cents and two yuan, I If you don’t come to the live broadcast, how many times can you work a month?”

After Mr. Xie Yu finished speaking, he bowed his head and went to reply Jiaci's message.

After almost 2 minutes, he raised his head and glanced at the camera casually.

"A person with a dirty heart, thinks dirty about everything, has low moral restraint, is stricter with others than self-discipline, and never feels that there is anything wrong with using the greatest malice to speculate on others and gossip..."

[Knowledge Wen: Maska’s mouth has stinked, but his three views have never been crooked]

[In the past, I used to fight poison with poison, but now I have cultivated it a little bit]

[I'm standing in FZ this time, among other things, the brothers from PUBG next door go back during the day and come back at night, is there anything worse than this? 】

[I'm just dumbfounded, the official blog called and warned, and I started selling scraps on Weibo to show around, no one really thinks that you can catch up with your home team and become a sister-in-law, right? 】

【Speechless, what do they have to do with their brains? I call you husband when I'm happy, but I call you a bastard when I'm not. Does that have anything to do with those idiots who couldn't wait to deliver wormwood to your door? 】

The barrage girl fans are so angry per capita.

The state of peace that has been maintained for such a long time has been caused by a few brain-damaged people who directly messed up the fragments, and even used their own efforts to make the reputation of the female fans in the competition circle even worse!

Yao Ling, who was following the live broadcast at the same time, was still broadcasting the broadcast to Jiaci who was in the taxi, and she was also so angry that she started talking nonsense: "When will this group of people wake up! You are so lucky that you didn't go to the beach that afternoon Otherwise, I really can't imagine, just with the thinking of those men fishing for line, what kind of people have to be imagined..."

Jiaci read the official announcement from FZ before realizing that she had dodged a catastrophe belatedly.

"What's wrong with those people? FZ just won the summer championship, why are they so shameless!" Yao Ling was still scolding, and at the same time worried that FZ would suffer again from this kind of negative news. "But then again, every time FZ's public relations response is very fast."

Jiaci murmured: "Yes, Mr. Xie Yu said that the matter will definitely be resolved."

"Mr. Xie Yu?"

Yao Ling grasped the point, "You don't call him Maska now?"

Jiaci pushed the suitcase into the elevator, and said seriously: "Masca is Masca, he is just a part of Mr. Xieyu, but I like Mr. Xieyu more, Mr. Xieyu is the best!"