Boys just want to say redundancies!

Ever since he joked about smashing No. [-] on the way back, Mr. Xie Yu has become a little weird.

The demeanor is not right, and the tone is not so right!

But it was too late at that time, and Jiaci didn't listen carefully to what the other party wanted to express. He was exhausted after paddling all afternoon, fell two buttocks, and was watched by elementary school students. After eating barbecue at night, he was completely exhausted. I was drowsy, and when I got home, I was pushed to take a shower, put on my pajamas and spread it on the bed. Well, this night passed, and I didn't even have time to think about it...

The next day was Lunar New Year's Eve, Xie's mother and father made a list and went out to buy. They had to buy the last little messy things, and the kitchen kept breakfast for the two children.

After waking up early, Mr. Xie Yu stared fixedly at Jiaci.

Jiaci ate the porridge, he stared at;

Jiaci ate the fruit, and he also stared at it.

Until Jiaci went to the study room to draw a picture, the drawing was a business manuscript, and it took almost three days for a picture to go from line drawing to layer-by-layer coloring and then to the finish, and it had to be in a hurry.He wanted to submit the documents before the year before, that is, tonight, so he had to rush out the finished draft no matter what during the day.

Mr. Xie Yu finally felt left out after a long absence.

After staring at it for ten minutes, when Jiaci was stretching, the man almost slipped in, "I said it yesterday, what do you think, baby?"

Jiaci returned her gaze to the computer screen without changing her expression.

Xie Yujun tapped his cheek lightly with his finger, but Jiaci remained unmoved, "What's the matter? The last time you told me that was the second day of the World Championship and you took me to have dinner with my parents."

Xie Yujun: ...

Someone who knew he was wrong coaxed, "Then it's different this time, I have evidence this time." Then, he unlocked the phone screen and pulled out a recording——

"Baby, how about wearing women's clothing to show off to your brother?"

"Well……"

"Then this is a promise? Only for my brother to see?"

"Well……"

"Wear white silk, okay?"

"Well……"

"I promise, don't go back on my word!"

"Well……"

Jiaci who listened to the whole process: ...

Now I just want to beat someone hard!

Mr. Xie Yu looked at him eagerly, "I knew you wouldn't believe what I said, so I recorded it as evidence." He stretched out his long arms and took the little boyfriend into his arms, "Yesterday you talked about this I reminded me when I was there, if I really found you early in the morning, don't say you will be number one on the list, until you agree to let me be your husband!"

Jiaci looked at him for two seconds like a fool, but the other didn't blink, he reached out and touched Xie Yujun's forehead, "Be sober, brother..."

If you don't play professionally to make money, what do you rely on to hit the top of the list?

Xie Yujun pulled his hand down, brought it to his lips, and kissed him several times, "I'm not sober! I thought about it carefully last night, if I don't go to play professionally, I will chase after you if I meet you." See your possibility. Listen, I will straighten it out for you now!"

Jiaci put down the pen and looked at him quietly.

"First of all, the timeline you are currently experiencing will not change. It is still when you started live broadcasting in your sophomore year. The variable is mine. If you went to school two years earlier, I should still be in college at that time. If you don't play Occupation, according to my level, there is a high probability that I will become a game anchor to earn pocket money, become a Hanbok passerby king or something."

Xie Yujun added: "Anyway, this is very simple for me."

Fantastic, bro!

Jiaci held back her smile and looked at him helplessly.

This man's imagination really did not disappoint. He thought about it, and even his facial expression became dreamy, as if he was immersed in his imagination, "Then, one day, I went to rounds suddenly, It was found on our Guaibao's head, Guaibao was wearing a small skirt and socks..."

Before he could finish speaking, anger first overflowed.

Jiaci had to forcefully cover his mouth!

"Enough is enough—"

Xie Yujun looked at him and said vaguely: "Where is enough..."

He grabbed Jiaci's wrist, and his voice returned to the usual deep and magnetic way, but his tone was aggrieved and drawn out: "I'm just thinking about it. When I think about missing so much, my heart hurts."

Jiaci couldn't laugh or cry, "Brother, that's my black history!"

"What kind of black history is that!"

Mr. Xie Yu forbids him to underestimate himself: "At that time, you were a little white and fluffy, and you were so beautiful. I can't figure out why I only met you this year..."

The 20-year-old Jiaci is of course very good, but Mr. Xie Yu always has a regret of missing him growing up. The great thing about this regret is that if the timing is just right, it might not have happened in the first place.It's just that because they met each other late, it dragged on forcibly and became a regret in his heart, causing him to miss too much beauty.

Jiaci gently hugged him, "It's okay."

It doesn't matter if you are late, if you had met and understood Mr. Yu early at that time, he might not have the courage to chase him now...

Jiaci was busy in the study all afternoon.

When he was immersed in his working state, he hardly paid attention to people. He listened to the music in his ears, looked up at the display screen and looked down at the mouse and tablet, and kept a sitting position for two or three hours.

At the same time, Mr. Xie Yu was quietly doing his own thing.

"Brother, did the administrator let you in?"

"I got a small account for annual members as you said, and changed the avatar to Mao Maotou, and changed the nickname to only for soft girls. Why is she still reviewing? Or is it that this group also needs to verify capital?"

Fang Xina on the other end of the voice was bored.

"No, I'll ask again."

After 2 minutes, Fang Xi asked again: "Is this passed?"

Mr. Xie Yu turned back to the trumpet to take a look, "Hey, it's all right!"

"It's really not easy! But, brother, why did you join this group?" Fang Xi was very puzzled, "This group is full of little rich women who can change suites by folding off their messy little skirts. I picked up that group leader and almost let it slip..."

Mr. Xie Yu casually found a reason: "Hey, it's Guaibao. He wanted to find some clothes for a photo shoot with his friends. Some of them are out of print and they really can't be found."

Fang Xi didn't think much about it, "Then no wonder you want to play a trumpet!"

Rich women, there must be nothing missing!

After all, what they want to buy, what can't they buy?

After the matter was settled, Mr. Xie Yu asked Fang Xi how he got into this group. Fang Xi said without thinking, "It was the group I joined in the back garden, and then a rich lady in the group dragged me in." He said After a long hum, he added, "Maybe I think I'm also a potential customer."

All in all, the logic itself is correct.

And 10 minutes after Mr. Xie Yu entered the group, the news was 99 in a while.

He flipped through it, either recommending this perfume, or sharing the hair crown that matches the Hanfu. Although the things that are sent out are the ones that girls like, they are indeed exquisite and beautiful, until he set Keyword monitoring prompt sound appears——

[Gabao hasn't been updated yet, keep the red envelopes and wait for ALL to pinch! 】

【Sure enough, Jiabao's wife is more in my heart...】

[I will buy whatever Jiabao's good wife wears! 】

[So has anyone received the butterfly chocker that Bao wore before? 】

[No, there are imitations, but the appearance is not the same. 】

[It's not that it's not like that, Jiabao's neck looks good. 】

[Jiamei turned behind the scenes and the live broadcast will not be open, nor will the New Year's Eve...]

Mr. Xie Yu didn't understand it at the first time, but it didn't prevent him from understanding.

From the information collected by Fang Xi, we can know that there are no other boys in this group besides him (except himself now), so a group of girls will either call the nickname "Garbo" to the girl who wears women's clothes, or directly Call him "wife" eagerly, and don't care about "a maidservant" at all...

hiss!Seeing this scene, Mr. Xie Yu's head was buzzing with pain!

However, the more troublesome thing is yet to come!

After the group of women discussed Guaibao's neck, they focused on the skin again.

A group of girls released one or two screenshots of the live broadcast from time to time, and made bold speeches such as: "My wife was really young two years ago. I praised her in the barrage, and her ears turned red", "This Zhang Ruan turned over, if I grow a few, I will rush to the scene immediately to find Jiabao", "It's time to sacrifice my god's screenshot: the best waist! If you are looking for a wife, please look for these two waists!", "I'll be right Looking at the waist of the beautiful wife, I drool!"...

Xie Yujun was so scared that he immediately dropped Fang Xi!

"Do those rich women groups you joined usually read the news?"

Fang Xi was about to board the plane, and replied with a blank face: "No, they are so good at chatting. They can change seven or eight topics for you in one minute. Who can understand it!"

I have to admit, Mr. Xie Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

While facing this group of women, he had no choice but to save screenshots one after another. After all, these materials were neither recorded nor organized by bloggers. In his hands, Mr. Xie Yu is really a "throwing mouse"...

After receiving a bunch of screenshots of those who are obviously pure but who are forced to be sexually manipulated by these women, the lurker who changed the business card of the group [Jiabao's only designated genuine husband] fell into a deep loss.

Just thinking about it, someone @ him.

Pro dizzy [good wife stickers]: @嘉宝the only designated real husband, absolutely, this sister is also miserable.It's okay, Reiko said that this year's New Year's special is my wife's return to appear on the scene, and there will be a group in the group at that time, keep up with the activities, sister!

Xie Yujun: ...

awful?The miserable me not only kissed my good wife fainted, but also sucked my wife's waist red.I went to the site to confirm all the materials you haven't seen yet...

Thinking so, Mr. Xie Yu still imitated his tone and replied a few sentences.

Next, this group of girls who uttered "violent words" from time to time also discussed others. For example, Mr. Xie Yujun didn't understand it at all, but he should be a well-known blogger in the circle. , The output began to be perfunctory; I disliked the cooperation with the shop that had a previous plagiarism record; I picked up the model who and who deliberately speculated on the male and female CPs, but each had a cohabiting girlfriend.

What is this and what...

In the evening, a family of four went out to eat seafood barbecue.

Jie's mother mentioned a joke: "He was also in Shanghai before, but he didn't get the insurance. His mother told me about it. I'm afraid she wanted to ask if there was any good opportunity, but I just said that you are too old. I'm busy, and I'm telling the truth! After all, your dad and I have to fly over if we want to see you, and it's just a quick meal when we meet. How can there be such a time to help the child clear the channel? The old relationship with your grandparents is useless to you yourself. Hey, I didn't expect it..."

Jiaci was so busy eating that she forgot what the joke was about.

Mr. Xie Yu got him two sea urchins, and chatted with Xie's mother, "What's wrong with his mother? Is he seriously ill?" He remembered that the group of aunts had traveled together in a group two years ago.

"It's a problem with the pancreas, but I don't know the rest."

"The old house at their steel factory has been sold. There's no other way. You can't hold back any illnesses when you're old! I had an operation in the first half of last year, and Duanzi came back at that time and stayed for a while. After a month or so, he returned to Shanghai. This time, his mother was really sick again, and it was really unbearable..."

How serious is it to sell a house for surgery?

If it is a disease that can be cured slowly by removing the lesion, it may not be so troublesome. I am afraid that all kinds of deterioration and transfer will be removed. .

After all, they are of the same age. When talking about other people’s illnesses, they can empathize more or less. Xie’s mother glanced at Xie’s father, who also only cared about eating, and sighed softly, “Don’t worry about me and your father. I haven't missed the physical examination. But you and Xiaoguai, don't rely on your young age to stay up late without eating..."

Jiaci obediently raised her face, "Okay, okay!"

Jie's mother looked at him and smiled again, "Little boy is much better than brother!"

On the way home, Jiaci almost stumbled on the stairs again, Mr. Xie Yu pulled him up, squeezed his shoulders and shrank by his side, "I really don't know what to do with you..."

Jiaci smiled and said, "It didn't really fall!"

To this, Mr. Xie Yu responded by directly lifting the man onto his back. Jiaci hugged his neck with one hand and pulled his clothes with the other, "Damn, I'm going to vomit!" face, replaced by the back on the back. "That's about the same..."

On the early morning of the 31st, the family drove to grandma's house to celebrate the new year.

The two elders, grandma and grandpa, are equally reasonable, and they are so enthusiastic about Jiaci's arrival that he almost can't stand it. He piled up all the delicious food in front of him like coaxing a child. Mr. Xie Yu was helpless: "It's true that there is a little boy. Forget about me!" Jiemu slapped him, "Let's post couplets with Xiaoguai!"

The two old men are both in good shape, and they don't even have too many gray hairs.

The two of them live in a small courtyard, which can be seen to be refurbished for the elderly. Outside there is a small garden of about four or five square meters, and a cherry tree of unknown age is planted by the wall. , everything is well taken care of.

"When I was a child, I thought this cherry tree was very big, and now it looks like that."

Mr. Xie Yu picked up two yellow leaves, saw Jiaci turned to the base of the wall to look at the branches of the cherry tree, and followed with a good step.

"If we come here early during the summer vacation, we might be able to eat cherries. They don't look very big, but they taste sour and sweet..."

"so good!"

Jiaci just thought about it, and saliva began to secrete in his mouth.

This day is still extremely rich and lively.

The enthusiasm of the people in the Northeast is really warm. During the Chinese New Year, if you say "you can still eat" or "delicious", the grandma and grandpa will continue to treat the children immediately. As long as you want, you can eat Meals can be eaten from noon to night, take a break when you are full, and continue working after you rest, and watch the Spring Festival Gala together when you are full.

"I'm full, hoo!"

Jiaci leaned on the kang, and Mr. Xie Yu wanted to laugh when he saw his dizzy expression, "Grandma and Grandpa wish I could feed you the whole goose." For this reserved item, Xie Mu and Xie Fu have been working hard all the time. Endure it, and only serve big dishes when I arrive at my grandpa's house.Sure enough, Jiaci loves this finale project very much!

"This year's Spring Festival Gala sketch should have four babies."

The two leaned together to talk, and at the other end was the group of elders who were eating melon seeds and chatting about family affairs. Mr. Xie Yu glanced at the screen and continued to smash walnuts for Guaibao, "Then it's none of my business, I don't care how many babies he has!"

Jiaci watched TV, so he watched Jiaci.

In the past few days during the Chinese New Year, it seems that a little flesh has really grown, the cheeks are tender, the small mouth is chewing the dried fruit, and occasionally the small tongue is exposed for licking, the whole person has developed a soft and delicate state, It seems that if you don't take good care of the other party, you will feel a distressed feeling in your heart, making people willing to hold him...

"It's these same old contradictions every time."

Some people focused on him, while others focused on the sketches.

Jiaci is very sympathetic: when she is moved, her eyes turn red, when she is sad, she sags her mouth, and when she is angry, she scolds the emotional audience. She clenches her teeth while she is angry and scolds: "She won't fight for it herself. There is no legal protection against the Virgin!"

Mr. Xie Yu didn't look at it seriously for 1 minute at all: "That's not it!"

"I don't care about my own children, but worry about other people's affairs..."

Xie Yujun followed Guaibao's emotions and scolded: "That's right, what are you doing!"

"The ending is bound to be happy with preaching again."

Xie Yujun nodded fiercely, "It's boring!"

He pushed a plate of peeled walnut meat in front of Jiaci, "Eat it, baby." Seeing that Jiaci's thin white fingers picked up the walnut meat and put it in his lips to chew, Mr. Xie Yu continued to pound the walnut again. I don't like to eat very much. "After eating, rest well, later my brother will take you to set off fireworks..."

The elders went to bed before ten o'clock, and Mr. Xie Yu took Jiaci wrapped in a coat, and drove to the beach that was further away but less crowded. They bought fireworks first, and when they arrived, it was really cold It blows people straight and confused.

"Stay away."

Jiaci was wearing a woolen cap, watching Mr. Xie Yu waving at him.

"Back further!"

"how about you!"

"I'll run over later!"

When it was close to zero, the sound of firecrackers and fireworks was heard intermittently in the distance. Mr. Xie Yu lit three fuses respectively, then quickly ran to Jiaci, and pulled him back to the embankment together. Huh——" rhythm, one shot after another, the light spots exploded in the air and turned into a piece of glittering silver light, which is not the most beautiful, but the victory is that the atmosphere is really good. Jiaci looked up and looked, but it was Xie Yujun took out his phone and took a picture.

"My dear, happy new year!"

"Happy New Year, brother..."

They kissed at zero point and embraced for a long time when the sky and water curtains were full of fireworks.

When they came here, they both obviously disliked this point, which was remote and barren. At this moment, both of them are thankful that there are fewer people and fewer people. At least when they kiss, no one will squint and point their eyes...

On the way back, the time was already after midnight.

Jiaci was liking the New Year's celebration video posted by FZ's official Weibo. He saw that Mr. Xie Yu was reluctant to wear a red scarf, but his expression was full of vigor and refreshment, so he amplified his voice to let Muska himself, who was driving, heard—

"oops……"

Mr. Xie Yu smacked his lips, "If I insist on wearing that scarf, it will pierce someone!"

Jiaci read it carefully again, and after refreshing for a while, there was a hot comment below: Maska, what do you mean by twisting?Itchy neck?

At the same time, someone in the back garden has speculated on the "big event" that happened on the day the material was shot based on the shooting time of a single New Year's greeting photo posted by the official blog during the day:

The night before, someone had red eyes just to see his sister-in-law.

This morning, someone flew back to Shanghai from Beijing early in the morning.

A few hours later, I shot another group of New Year's greeting materials without stopping...

The most outrageous thing is that this is surprisingly better than in the New Year's greeting video!

Are you saying it's a coincidence?