Boys just want to say redundancies!

What is the chance of meeting a pair of stinky men and women in a well-known Qiuzi Ling Temple with a radius of hundreds of miles?

Before today, Jiang Jinjin thought it was zero, [-]% zero.

After today, her entire world view was shaken violently, and there was nothing left!

When Garbo blinked his misty eyes and said "We are here to fulfill the wish" in a blank and innocent tone, Jiang Jinjin felt that the sky was falling!

She moved her gaze down completely involuntarily:

The other party was wearing a white mid-sleeve T-shirt, and not too fancy style, just ordinary jeans that fell straight to the bottom of the trousers. Only a slender and beautiful neck, two thin and white forearms, and the right hand holding the mobile phone were exposed all over the body. Wearing a ring on the middle finger, the knuckles are slender and delicate, probably there is a reference next to him, it seems that he is a thin piece, full of the thin and thin atmosphere of a teenager, especially after being blocked by Masca, it becomes more prominent The ones are thin and crispy.

Jiang Jinjin couldn't help but cast his eyes on his lower abdomen.

She knows that outsiders may not understand what this temple is for, but she still can't help but start to associate in her mind: to fulfill a wish, it must be a wish fulfilled, if it is fulfilled...

Woohoo!

suck...

The non-existent rice is really delicious!

Until he was awakened by Maska's expressionless stare, Jiang Jinjin raised his eyes in a strange way, mustered up the courage and quickly glanced at Garbo's white porcelain-like translucent and pink face, his mind was overwhelmed, as if he was traveling through ABO The world, scrolling through the barrage of thousands of words in just one or two seconds:

Woohoo, Garbo, my good wife!

You are so tender, you are so beautiful, you are so cute!

Why is there a red thing on the collarbone, the dog man is willing to bite you?

Jiabao has it all, how can he still have the mind to do that kind of thing? It's abominable...

……

After Jiaci coughed uncomfortably, Jiang Jinjin stammered and stepped back——

"Fulfill your wish...then, then I...don't bother!"

She ran quickly, until she ran out of the gate of the temple in one breath and rushed under an ancient camphor tree on the top of the mountain, her heart was still beating fast!

But after running out, Jiang Jinjin immediately began to regret it!

She should have taken a picture, even if it was a back view?

What the hell, if I go to the old place to post [Maska brings the demon concubine to worship Buddha to seek a child], the credibility is probably equivalent to FZ being out of the game and missing the S game finals...

Unless it's like what she just saw with her own eyes, who would believe it! ?

Jiang Jinjin grabbed the bark, biting his fingers remorsefully, the tears in his heart could literally flood this little dilapidated temple!

She looked back at the small temple where people were already coming and going before the sun rose, and looked at the big incense sticks in her hand, feeling inexplicable sadness from it: How could the smelly man of Maska be able to do it?I'm dripping with Garbo's tender twittering and watering, and you gnawed me like that.The stinky man couldn't wait to fly to meet him after the game, how much did he think?Then Garbo must have been messed up too much...

In the temple, Jiaci and Xie Yujun entered side by side.

I don't know which Bodhisattva is enshrined in the temple. When I look up, there are indescribable kindness and compassion for all beings. In the faint smog in the morning, there is a peaceful and tranquil atmosphere.

There is only a small tribute table in the not too big Buddhist hall, and there are three futon mats separated by a distance of less than half a meter. One more obeisance, and then go out quietly.

Jiaci and Xie Yujun all stepped forward, bowed first and then knelt down, lit the three most common incense sticks brought outside at the tribute table, and inserted them into the incense burner that was emitting mist.

"This is the end?"

Jiaci took one last look at the Bodhisattva, nodded uncertainly, "Maybe."

He looked at a faintly visible red string under Xie Yujun's collar, took a step forward, stretched out his hand and pressed it gently on the clothes, "Brother, wear this obediently."

Mr. Xie Yu thought for a while, then turned around and was about to ask the people here for another peace talisman.

"I'll have to get you another one, too."

Jiaci held him back, "Hey, no need! This temple is not big, and the incense burns. I don't know if it is prosperous or not. How can the Bodhisattva care so much? Anyway, I don't need anything now..."

His wish, in fact, has almost come true.

For the rest of your life, just stay with the people you like and do what you like.

Jiaci clasped Mr. Xie Yu's left hand, and gently hugged the whole arm in front of his chest, "Brother, let's go down the mountain to have breakfast." Mr. Xie Yu still did not give up the idea of ​​asking for another peace talisman, and Jiaci posted it on He swayed from side to side, "Let's go, let's not be so greedy!"

Mr. Xie Yu seemed to be subdued, but reluctantly followed Jiaci down the mountain.

They walked fast when they came, but on the way back they were leisurely and leisurely. Undried morning dew hung on the flowers, plants and trees in the mountains, and the fresh plant fragrance filled their breath. Sandwiched with blue, blue and purple blend, there is an elegant and fresh taste.

When the two of them descended the mountain slowly, the town at the foot of the mountain resumed its daily life.

This is far away from the leisurely and slow pace of life in the city, old men walking birds and playing Tai Chi, women gathering in groups to chat and choose vegetables, young people passing by with fried dough sticks and steamed buns in their mouths, and children chasing and laughing...

Jiaci leaned against the door to blow the air, yawning comfortably.

Mr. Xie Yu was finishing the mung bean porridge he hadn't finished drinking. He saw a little girl the size of a primary school student, wearing a small skirt, looking refreshing, holding a bun with her little finger up, biting the air in a daze, and staring at her with a good eye. With Jiaci.In the beginning, she was still sitting in the shop next door, and the closer she got, the more stupid she became, until meeting Jiaci's gaze, the girl came up to her and shouted "Hi, hello!" ! Can I add you on QQ?"

Jiaci was in a daze with the wind blowing, and couldn't hear clearly for a while.

The little girl looked at him eagerly again, "Brother, I am in the fifth grade and the sixth grade this year. I study in X Elementary School. I have 10 yuan of pocket money every day. Some members have the Yellow Diamond King V10 to help me. Having been with CP, my first love and first kiss are still there..."

Mr. Xie Yu couldn't listen any longer, and as soon as his long legs moved away, he directly blocked the yellow-haired girl, not even touching the corner of Jiaci's clothes.

"Have you finished your summer homework? Are you a graduate and still want to fall in love?"

As he spoke, he pulled Jiaci up and left, his mouth full of resentment: "Children nowadays are so precocious? Are they still in the CP conversation? Don't look at how old you are or how old you are!"

Jiaci realized it later, and couldn't laugh or cry, "Hey, I'm just a child!"

Mr. Xie Yu dragged him all the way back to the hotel, the tuft of hair floating on the back of his head revealed a state of exasperation, he clenched Jiaci's wrist, and slowly spread it along the palm of his hand, so that the two fingers interlocked.

"What's the matter with the children? Those with a big age gap, while losing ten years, wouldn't it be a match between college students and elementary school students now!"

That being said, Mr. Xie Yu is by no means standing in the perspective of that yellow-haired girl.

He and Guaibao are three years younger, that is, Xie Yujun finished junior high school, and Jiaci was just about to enter junior high school. Even if they talk about puppy love when they are students, it is not surprising.

But he had a better time in his heart, and that was in college.

It's a pity that Mr. Xie Yu couldn't read it, although he doesn't lack any diplomas to rely on now...

Back at the homestay, the two tacitly stopped bringing up the topic.

Mr. Xie Yu booked a bus ticket and packed up with Jiaci, they had to go back.

The short vacation was fleeting, and after flying back to Shanghai, I was still a little unaccustomed to it. Whether it is Qinghai or the small mountain town in Anhui, there are different types of tranquility, and Shanghai, even in the outskirts of the corner, is also They all reveal infinite anxiety, which makes people involuntarily think of study and work, which fill the rhythm of life.

Jiaci went home, Xie Yujun returned to the base.

But Mr. Xie Yu sent the person back first, and then he turned around and went to the base.

As soon as I came back, I was familiar with eating brunch together. The living room and the restaurant were all flying together, and there was a takeaway atmosphere that you knew what you ordered when you smelled it.

"Oh, it's not easy, I thought Muska had retired!"

Zhang Zhuyi has a fixed restraint belt tied around his waist to assist repair, but he himself joked that it looks like postpartum confinement, sitting on the chair and firing weirdly, "How happy we are, Masca! Camping by the lake on the plateau, facing the The sky compares with the heart, and we look at the Milky Way, tsk tsk! We are not so lucky! We don’t know if the yak meat is good, we don’t know if the highland barley wine is good, and we don’t know which star in the sky..."

Fang Xi has always been on Masca's side, and now he is very resentful.

"Brother, you'd better pack something in your box and come back..."

After all, Mr. Xie Yu brought special products for everyone. After sharing, he took out his mobile phone and began to scan Weibo: He only has time to watch the news he posted before, and harvest a wave of sour fruits.

Because this time, he and Jiaci went far enough away, those who wanted to come to the offline gank were also powerless, except for going to the temple to make a wish and met a stuttering girl that day, the road was almost unimpeded , Unfettered.Look at the comments again, hey!Seeing that everyone is so sad, Mr. Xie Yu is relieved!

As for those comments who said that he was sloppy after the game, his mentality was drifting, and the world finals would definitely overturn, all of them were automatically ignored by Mr. Xie Yu.

Speaking of which, besides the lottery of the World Championship, this year's prize pool is the most discussed in the three places of Weibo Tieba Forum. According to the news released this morning, in addition to the usual guaranteed basic prize money in this global finals, there are also players The additional bonuses injected by major platforms have exceeded 18% compared with last year, an increase of almost one-fifth.

Zhang Zhuyi leaned over to take a look, and let out a breath: "Wow!"

"Don't do it yet? Brothers, do it!"

Fang Xi's brain also turned quickly: "I announced that this year's Smecta team will directly kick out of the semi-finals. Our LPL team will have to enter another team, plus a tractor. The tractor is still strong..."

This was a beautiful thought, as if he already had the world championship in hand.

Zhang Zhuyi was even more outrageous, and directly began to look forward to the championship reward: "Next year, my lucky color in the year of birth is purple. I want a purple champion skin. Purple energy comes from the east, isn't it too much?"

Mr. Xie Yu: "Climb, you—"

"Climb and climb, I can climb!"

"Lao Zhang wait for me, I will climb too!"

After Jiaci came back, he quickly purchased some equipment and tools.

There is a large studio next to the study on the second floor of the house. He moved all his things there, and soon began to draw samples, preparing to manipulate the natural jade he picked up.

The lychee jelly seal that was given to Mr. Xie Yu as a gift last year, it is difficult for Jiaci himself to touch it now, because the dog man is a bit of a serious illness, and he always feels that he will take back the gift...

Seeing that August will be September, there may not be much time to prepare something by hand after school starts, so Jiaci plans to make preparations now.

In addition, some materials brought back need to be sealed or protected from light, so he sorted them out one by one, and by the way, made a few colors according to the ancient method to see the effect.

A little later, Yao Ling Didi came over.

The output of this issue has just been released, and the theme of the next issue needs to be determined immediately, while accepting the huge material package sent by Cheng Zheng.After connecting to the video conference at the studio, the time flow speeded up all of a sudden. When the meeting was over, it was dark outside. Looking at the time, it was time for dinner again.

Mr. Xie Yu didn't take the trouble to come back for dinner, Jiaci rubbed his eyes and went downstairs, and it happened that he had just arrived home, and the two exchanged a shallow hug that was easy to touch, and went into the kitchen together.

"What happened to your hand?"

Mr. Xie Yu washed his hands, and as soon as he turned around, he saw a mark on the inside of Jiaci's wrist.

This unlucky kid doesn't know what to do at home in the afternoon...

Jiaci raised her hand after realizing it, "Oh, it's all right, I'm just trying to find out."

Mr. Xie Yu pulled it over, put it in front of his eyes carefully, looked at it and felt it, and then let him take it back, "I thought it was something, I was shocked!"

That night, Jiaci gave him a Gesang flower.

Mr. Xie Yu put it away solemnly, and asked again: "Is this kind of color not easy to fade?" In fact, as long as it is well preserved and not deliberately sent to a place that is too humid or dry, paper paintings have a certain retention ability. Jiaci nodded and said, "I'll give you a better one next time."

Right now the colors are not so complete, except for the simple images of flowers, birds, insects and fish, in fact, there is not much content to be drawn.

Mr. Xie Yu hummed hard, "Okay, you are good at drawing!"

This night, the two of them fell asleep with the exhaustion and feeling lost after returning from the trip, but neither of them expected that they would finally go to bed early and almost miss their big melon——

[The competition circle has a child! 】

There is no beginning and no end, but because of the fact that such things as "children" never appear in the e-sports circle with too short a flowering period, the people who eat melons surfing in the middle of the night almost stumbled!

[Original]: My college roommate's girlfriend's high school classmate's sister's best friend saw it with her own eyes!There are chat records!Fidelity!

- Move the claws of the code word faster, if you can't make it out, you will be hit!

- This title is [-]% nonsense at first glance...

-I finished the snail noodles with meat sausage, tofu puffs and tiger skin chicken feet here, I'll get a pair of chopsticks, don't touch me!

- Shout out to the snail powder on the third floor, let him come back and eat farts!

- You'd better be in the P picture [I will be assassinated tonight.JPG]

- It can't be Xi Lan, can it?But Xiaochan didn't notice it when she appeared on the camera the day before yesterday!

- No, no, no, no one really believes it, right?

-As we all know, Teddy remembers wearing condoms after a certain scumbag retired.

[Landlord]: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll contact my girlfriend!

The screenshot is ready!Wait for me to make a mosaic and send it out immediately!

【JJJ】Really, you look stupid to me!That temple is where old women, women and daughters-in-law used to beg their grandchildren to love. When I saw XX, I was completely stunned. There is no way to achieve it with existing science, but what if Bodhisattvas can?

[The landlord himself]? ? ?What can a Bodhisattva do?don't know?

【JJJ】Hey!Let me just say it, that's it!

[The landlord himself] So there is no way to have a child and ask for a child, right?

【JJJ】Of course I can't give birth!How did this happen!But please don't...

【The landlord himself】[I don’t understand Li Anshi but I am shocked.JPG]

[Old Landlord]: Uh, the network girl blocked me, why?

- If I have money, I will definitely buy a landlord with an easy-to-use brain.

- There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no child in the beggar temple!

-Direct decoding: It's Maska and Yaofei, in fact he wore things last year.

-The only two items on Masca: the ring and the amulet.

- This wave made him show off again, and he actually went to fulfill his wish together...

-Pinch it, so you came back from Qinghai and went to Anhui to play?

[email protected]@[email protected]@AIR, hurry up and ask which temple, arrange it quickly!

By the next day, Mr. Xie Yu's WeChat, messages, and phone calls had exploded.

At this time, Jiaci was still sleeping in his arms, her hair lay limply on the pillow, her little face was rosy, and her long eyelashes drooped obediently, making her look young and tender.

Mr. Xie Yu flipped through quickly and sighed silently.

Everyone without exception is asking him two things:

Did you really go to the temple with Jiaci to ask for a child?

which temple?How much is a safe talisman?

……

It can only be said that the technology of this era is not only unable to make boys and girls, but what is even more helpless is to win the championship with the help of a wish that may cost less than two dollars.

Mr. Xie Yu couldn't understand it, but at the moment he also remembered a certain famous emoji.

After the morning exercise, he posted a Weibo:

@FZ-MASIKA: There are no suitors, and there will be no children.

Mr. Xie Yu also thought about it, but if he didn't, he didn't.

As for the rest, public figures cannot be too superstitious.

What's more, FZ's championship won't be won by someone's metaphysics...

"You can have it in your dreams."

"Then I can be your child."

"Do you want a baby of more than 260 months who can eat, sleep and move bricks with a college diploma?"

"It's late, PQ, NW, FLU and others are already on their way to Anhui!"