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Day thinking, night dreaming.

During the day, Jiaci told her parents about Yu Jun's situation, and immediately dreamed about him at night.When he was dreaming, he actually realized that he was dreaming, but he was still very ignorant:

This stinky man is obviously with me every day, why do I still dream of him in my dreams?

Mr. Xie Yu in the dream came back from nowhere with some wooden sticks on his back. With his upper body naked, he half-kneeled in front of the big guy, clasped his fists and pleaded guilty, with his head down, his tone sincere and sad:

I'm sorry Mom and Dad, I'm sorry baby, I shouldn't have kept it from everyone!I promise that there will be no next time, and I will honestly confess to my family members in any situation, I really know my mistake!

Jiaci giggled when she saw it, and the more she watched it, the more amusing she became.

It's just that he smiled and laughed, and the people outside the dream really laughed out loud!

Mr. Xie Yu who was next to him was not fully asleep yet, when he heard the movement, he propped up half of his body, leaned against Jiaci's cheek and held his breath to listen. He was sure that this stinky treasure was laughing in his dreams. For a while, he wanted to kiss this cute ghost!

In Jiaci's dream, she covered her mouth and smiled secretly, leaning next to Xie's mother to watch Mr. Xie Yu's pleading, but in reality, he was just a soft porcelain white cheek against the pillow, the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up, his lips curled up. The petals are slightly open, even if you close your eyes, you can still see the curved arc that comes from the joy...

This is clearly: laughing while asleep!

Besides, Xie Yujun, who "pleaded guilty to the thorns", was half-kneeling honestly, listening to the training with a dull head, Xie's mother joined hands with Xie's father to scold him bloody, and the mixed output of men and women to the end, the rhetoric turned out to be a bit towards Zhou Lixin's parents The other side was crooked, and when the classic saying "too crippled to carry a shopping bag" appeared in the dream, Jiaci only felt a fateful coincidence!

The difference is that Xie Mu's tone is full of hilarious jokes:

"When you can't use your hands at all, you can't do this or that. See if our little boy doesn't dislike you to death. So what if you are so good, little boy is not lacking! At worst, find another man to cook for him and take care of him , I decide to let him remarry!" This is an angry statement that can only be said very angry, but it is a little funny when it comes out of Xiemu's mouth.

What's even more annoying is Mr. Xie Yu's retort: ​​"My right hand can also throw pots!", "Even if my hand is useless, other places are not useless!"

Jiaci met his determined expression of "how could my baby leave me", and giggled again...

Why!Mr. Xie Yu, you are such a nice and fragrant man, so what if you can't lift your hands?At worst, just order takeaway, I, Jiaci, will still spoil you!

Thinking of this, Jiaci in the dream turned into Boss Jia and Mr. Jia again.

Xie Yujun was not wearing his shirt, and staring at himself, Jiaci thought: This is not my fault, it is you, brother, who are clearly seducing me...

Oops, the dew is exposed, let me touch the chest and abs!

Jiaci circled around Mr. Xie Yu and reached out to touch it. In the natural state, it was soft and bouncy to the touch, but when Mr. Xie Yu deliberately stretched it hard, it became tense and hardened instantly.

This is the result of perennial fitness and regular aerobic exercise.

With such a figure, it's worth being a romantic ghost to die under him!

Jiaci didn't dare to draw such beautiful lines even in a small drawing.

It's so perfect that it's not real, it's almost at the same level as modeling...

Normally, he wouldn't dare to look at it carefully and touch it lightly, maybe he would be pushed on the bed and have a crazy meal, but who can control my hand in the dream?

snort!Today, I, Jiaci, will bully you Mr. Xieyu severely!

……

Mr. Xie Yu leaned on the other pillow and watched, feeling dizzy.

How can there be such a silly and fufu good boy, what happened after eating barbecue with his parents?Just so happy, so happy that you are laughing in your dreams?

He stretched out his long arms to wrap around Jiaci's waist, and let him lean into his arms.

However, Jiaci's little hand touched him dishonestly: summer pajamas are thin and breathable, Mr. Xie Yu is not used to wearing silk fabrics, because it takes a slippery little baby to fit tightly into his arms, and it takes Some necessary friction.

This idiot child didn't know what he was dreaming of, so he patted his chest with his little hand. It seemed that the touch was not right, and he pinched it again. He was still not satisfied when he touched the fabric of the pajamas, and his fingers slipped into the gap between the buttons. Immediately afterwards, he squeezed his own fist into it——

I can feel the flesh, um, this feeling is pretty much the same!

Jiaci closed her eyes and rubbed into Xie Yujun's arms again: Hey, it's the smell, my good husband, let me touch it again, these big chest muscles, these lines, I just want to eat my fill while I'm dreaming!

The lust has already swelled up, if you don't eat the big white tofu in your mouth, then you are still a man!

Jiaci is rubbing here, and Mr. Xieyu can still sit still, it must be the reincarnation of a male Bodhisattva, he looked at Choubao's bright and tender mouth, and he was really rude.

I don't know what kind of dream I was having, and how I played tricks on me in the dream, so it's only natural for my brother to respond to you, right?

All in all, one is in a dream and the other is in reality.

The two people stepped on the same pace miraculously and without accident.

Jiaci in the dream said angrily, "Let go and let me do it myself!"

Mr. Xie Yu seems to have obeyed him, but it seems that he has not completely obeyed him. His hands are not broken at all, which makes Xiaoguai burst into tears. Jiaci is like a useless bully who failed to grab the territory. Fighting, supporting Xie Yujun's chest, muttering angrily: "Let go, let me come, I am the husband..."

He moves in front, and Mr. Xie Yu moves behind.

In the dream, people's movements may be uncontrollable, Jiaci thought angrily: Otherwise, why can't I break free?

In fact, Mr. Xie Yu in reality has already held him in his arms and suppressed him: the little guy's hands are still messing around, but his two slender legs are honestly put on his side, and Mr. Xie Yu's knees hold him apart, screaming He can only be held by himself like a baby.

He leaned against the head of the bed and sat up on the pillow, and hugged Guaibao up.

In this way, it is actually a good posture, not as good as a navel orange, but it can also go to an incredible depth. It is better to press your back against the head of the bed and your waist and hips.

"Don't move, don't move!"

"Woo, you told me to come—"

Mr. Maska, the ever-victorious general, appeared and ruled the situation with one word.

Little Jiabao had no power to resist in front of him, sobbing and being stroked a few times and no one cared about him, until finally, she shed two strings of tears hard on her own.

When Jiaci woke up from the dream, tears were still hanging from the end of his red eyes, he looked at Mr. Xie Yu in disbelief, managed to recover from the confrontation, and stretched out his hand to beat him whimpering: " I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I can't even move, it's all your fault!"

Xie Yujun has been angry for several days because of Choubao.

This stinky man, who has been dry for a long time, just keeps his head down and does things right now.

"Good boy, did you dream about your brother? So close and flirtatious?" He also let out a long sigh, "My brother misses you too..."

The next morning, Xie Yujun got up, but Jiaci was still sleeping.

He went downstairs and smelled the familiar aroma coming from the kitchen on the first floor. He was in a trance for a moment and thought he was back home in Dalian. Just as he was about to say hello to his parents, Jie's mother slapped him on the back——

"What did you do!"

Jiaci doesn't leave nails, but pinching and other actions will also leave marks. Xie Yujun is wearing a sleeveless vest, and the exposed part of the back can be clearly seen.

Xie's mother is also clearly eccentric. Usually, the little darling yells and treats Jiaci as the younger son, but in this kind of thing, the younger son is actually the younger daughter-in-law. Xie Yujun is a leader with a body shape that has to be tossed. At what point, Xiao Guai couldn't bear to pinch him?Even pinched so hard?

Mr. Xie Yu was stunned when he was slapped!

"mom--"

"What's your name? Aren't you very busy!" Jie's mother disliked the eldest son and gave him a spring roll. "Your dad and I have been making a mess all morning, but now it's good. Can you come down for dinner?"

Usually this is nothing, but Mr. Xie Yu felt extremely guilty in front of his parents.

He ate Guaibao upside down, and in the follow-up, no matter how hard he tossed, he would not wake up. Let alone breakfast, it would be nice to get up and have lunch...

Xie's mother and Xie's father are people who have experienced this, so why don't you understand?

The two parents glared at the brat and pushed him out of the kitchen: "Don't stay here to be an eyesore, go to the base as soon as you eat, really!"

The scolding was scolding, but I still asked Mr. Xie Yu to pack some things and take them to the base together.In this place where the work and rest are reversed all the year round, if the parents visit the class and bring something good for the children, the ones who get up early are always quick to eat, and the ones who come late eat farts. Zhang Zhuyi sighed comfortably after eating the hot food !

"It's great that mom and dad are here. These big buns and big flower rolls are different from the ones outside."

After Zhang Zhuyi ate two or three, he was barely [-]% full, and he drank more than half a bowl of half-sweet mung bean porridge, feeling like he was alive again!

Mr. Xie Yu was doing finger exercises, and changed the pills and pasted it on his wrist again.

"How long will your parents stay?"

Mr. Xie Yu cleaned up the table, and replied casually, "As they like, my baby also likes my parents here."

If the parents are there, Jiaci has someone to support him, and he dares to call him a "smelly man" and a "dog thing". This is the disadvantage of not enjoying the love and affection of the elders.Because often people of this age, including Mr. Xie Yu himself, don't really like to be close to their parents, let alone live together, but Jiaci likes it. He likes the feeling of being controlled and closely cared for, and even happy. in which...

Usually Mr. Xie Yu urged him to go to bed early, and asked him three times and four times, but it didn't work.

Now there are parents living at home, and Jiaci doesn't stay in the studio after 10 o'clock.

Although he sneaked up to the third floor and stayed up all night, but in essence, he can still see his awe of his elders...

Xie Yujun was training and recovering at the base. Jiaci stayed at home and was still working hard to process the materials brought back. Xie's father was there to help. Some plants had to be dried, cut off, or even cooked. He made It's even smoother than Jiaci.Xie's mother wished she hadn't brought that little short foot. Everything is good in this house, but there is a lack of a guard pet.

"It's good to have a dog, tsk, it's not okay, it will be inconvenient when you come back during the Chinese New Year."

Jie's mother watches small videos, and occasionally sees news of pet consignment accidents. Whether it is a cat or a dog, she is worried.The two elders in the family, grandma and grandpa, are still there, and there is no reason for the family to be separated during the Chinese New Year.But to Xie Yujun and Xiaoguai to drive all the way from Shanghai to Dalian, the parents also feel distressed.

Too far, too tired.

The topic of cats, cats and dogs was left alone, and when it was time to eat, the topic of the family of three became food again.Today Mr. Xie Yu had already prepared for it. He was afraid that the three members of the family would abandon him to go out to eat again. Almost as soon as the afternoon sparring was over, Fang Xi had just pulled out his mobile phone and struggled to order some takeaway. Mr. Xie Yu walked off work quickly——

"where to?"

"Go home for dinner!"

Fang Xi suddenly felt that the luxurious beef tongue and beef set meals were not delicious, but he heard Zhang Zhuyi show off how good the steamed stuffed bun spring roll was one morning, and the ingredients were rich and delicious. Kabibi went home for dinner on his bicycle!

"unacceptable!"

Liu Sizhe and the little monkey bit the straws and found it boring, "I really want to eat the food at home, even stir-fried vegetables for me..."

It takes 10 minutes to walk and less than 4 minutes by bicycle.

But Mr. Xie Yu's car is not cheap anymore. He originally bought it for Jiaci, so that Jiaci would come to pick him up occasionally, but this stinking treasure really never came!He would rather lie on the table busy until he falls asleep and wait for Mr. Xie Yu to come back, rather than spend a few minutes cycling to the base to find someone, he is so stubborn!

But then again, the days when parents are here are a bit better, that is, what they want to eat, parents will try their best to satisfy their children no matter whether their children are 10 or 20 years old this year.

Xie father and mother have come to Shanghai for more than a week, and they have fed their two sons, one big and one small, so fat that they can be seen by the naked eye!

Jiaci lost a lot of weight during those days in Qinghai, and she regained weight.

Mr. Xie Yu has an injury on his hand, and he prepares extra things for his own good almost every day. He must cooperate with the doctor's orders and ask him to take care of every aspect of his life.

It was not until Jiaci started school that the two parents were reluctant to return to Dalian.

At this time, there is only less than a month before the official start of the global finals...

Jiaci was going back to Beijing at the end of August, Xie Yujun wanted to follow, but failed.

"What are you doing here?"

Jiaci’s “love brain” refreshed the lower limit again and again. He used to fly a red-eye flight, but now that he’s going to South Korea for a training camp in early September, Mr. Xie Yu actually plans to follow him back to Beijing for a couple of days?

The smelly man said confidently: "If I have a way to take you to Korea, there is no need for me to come here!"

Jiaci hooked his neck with his feet, and kissed the corner of his lips patiently, "I'll come to see you soon after the National Day holiday, okay?"

Calculating the schedule, this year's National Day just happens to coincide with the end of the group stage.

If there is nothing else, Jiaci should be able to stay there until the top eight. In any case, it is a day to stay for one more day...

But Xie Yujun is still not satisfied: "The finals will be held in China next year, but unfortunately I will retire next year!" If it is in China, it will be like last year, and Guaibao and his parents can sit together and watch the game together.

In any case, as a student, Jiaci's most irresistible arrangement is the start of school, and Xie Yujun's last week in China is also full of schedules.

According to the arrangement in previous years, other teams in the LPL division will take turns to practice against the teams that have been shortlisted for the global finals.

FZ was recommended this year, and PQ and NW were shortlisted for the [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China.

This result was expected by the public. Before Xie Yujun and Zhang Zhuyi's hand injuries and waist injuries were not revealed, FZ's approval rating was extremely high. And the number of votes for NW went up again...

Jiaci had no special feelings about this.

On the contrary, when Yao Ling was chatting with him, he felt uneasy repeatedly, for fear that Masca would "not be guaranteed at the end of the festival". It's at the level of the global finals, what kind of late-season failure is this?

As for Mr. Xie Yu himself, he responded like this——

"What's the point of losing your hands if you lose your hands? What's more, I haven't lost my hand yet!"

Jiaci didn't like him talking about whether it was useless or not, "Bah, bah, don't mention it again, you don't think it's bad luck!"

"Hey, can't I mention it? But my baby can dream, but I can't mention it..."

"Dreams are the opposite, so can they be the same!"

"Understood, no wonder you suppressed me in the dream!"

"Don't mention it—"