Why can't the lead singer control himself

Chapter 3 I begged you to be my agent?

Although Zheng Hao's Weibo is poorly written as always, his words are not harsh.

@夏日冰粉 (referred to as) Battery: [It was my fault for injuring someone, I sincerely apologize and assume medical responsibility.But to say that I cheated your feelings is too serious for me. My principle is not to take the initiative, not to create illusions for others, and not to add WeChat indiscriminately. Instead, you take out a chat screenshot and let me see how I cheat your. 】

Fans who are used to this style of painting don't take those romantic affairs seriously. Seeing his straightforward response, they all straightened their backs:

—Brother is real, if you make a mistake, admit it, and if you don’t make a mistake, just go to the end.

—Our battery waves are waves, but we are not the kind of people without principles. Some small Internet celebrities are all adults. Are these things worth mentioning?

—I even suspect that this Internet celebrity is cheating on Cannon and Touching Cier. Now even our Battery is getting popular?

It's just that they underestimated the influence of this matter and the tolerance of ordinary netizens.

The netizens who came to eat melons because of the hot search were enraged by Zheng Hao's attitude and formed another camp passionately:

—Is there something wrong with your brain, and you have a sense of superiority when dating?

—What the hell, fuck fans still have principles?These rock 'n' roll guys are so messed up

——Too good at beautifying yourself, isn't the band's famous song "The Essence of Romance" the song of scumbags?

— Fuck, I really don't understand why a bunch of women like this kind of guy, who has five senses and no three views.

……

On the hot search list, #Battery哥哥炒报告# has successfully climbed to No. 5.

"You can say anything else about me, but I really don't have a fan. I met that guy while drinking!"

After sneaking out of the airport and getting into the commercial vehicle, Zheng Hao finally had time to defend himself.

But the people next to him didn't have time to talk to him, they just lowered their heads and arranged work on their mobile phones.

Zheng Hao knew that he had caused a lot of trouble, so he stretched out his hand coyly to help someone massage his temple:

"Oh, why don't you stop looking at your phone, and you'll get motion sickness again later, have you taken the motion sickness medicine?"

Wan Jingjing took out a box of pills from his bag, swallowed one without drinking water, and continued to ignore him.

Zheng Hao felt bored, so he had to take out his mobile phone to watch the hot search and comment areas.

"I rely on Lao Wan, this fan's combat power is too strong, did you arrange it?"

After less than 2 minutes, he found a new fun for himself:

"Really, look, he scolded everyone in the front row."

Wan Jingjing responded casually, and Zheng Hao became more energetic:

"Talent, really, he scolded really hard, I'll read it to you——

——Do you have no sex life or become a monk and come to set up a memorial archway at your father's place? ?

— There is no sense of superiority when dating, but do you feel superior when you only talk about it?

—Yes, to put it bluntly, I am jealous of your battery father because he is handsome, right?

—Fuck, okay, don't talk nonsense, your grandpa Song Yi is waiting for you..."

"Song Yi?"

Zheng Hao's reading stopped abruptly at this point, and Wan Jingjing also raised his head from the phone.

Zheng Hao's eyelids twitched wildly: "Maybe it's the same name... Wait a minute, Song Yi doesn't have Weibo?"

With trembling hands, I opened the Weibo account called "It's got to be Hongfang", and it showed that it was live broadcasting:

A familiar face leaps onto the screen,

It is Song Yi, the current guitarist of "Summer Ice Fan and Polar Bear Party", Zheng Haofa's younger brother, who has passed his life.

The voice of the live broadcast on the mobile phone came:

"I signed up for this Weibo account today because I can't stand some people who only know how to be keyboard warriors and spread rumors behind their backs..."

Zheng Hao quickly turned off the video, and took the phone to call Song Yi - temporarily unavailable.

Wan Jingjing called Xiaojie with a livid face:

"Hurry up to Song Yi's house, immediately, bring him to the company."

"Why apologize? What did I do wrong?"

Seeing Wan Jingjing coming in, Song Yi asked questions directly.

He was "kidnapped" and came to the company, still wearing flip flops and a big vest at home, sitting on a chair with his legs crossed.

Beside them is Xiao Jie from the promotion, and Wang Bo, the band assistant. The two of them must have spent a lot of effort. At the moment, sitting on the side in disgrace, they look more like someone who made a mistake than Song Yi.

The traffic jam on the road for almost two hours made Wan Jingjing feel uncomfortable in his stomach, and his face was even more ugly:

"You didn't do anything wrong? Is it reasonable to scold netizens in the live broadcast and almost make an appointment with someone?"

Over the years, Song Yi and Zheng Hao have staged similar scenes countless times. The two have a great tacit understanding - Zheng Hao is responsible for making troubles, Song Yi is responsible for making troubles worse, and then waits for Wan Jingjing to clean up the mess.

Only this time, it was an unprecedented explosion.

In just half a day, a performance accident, through the joint efforts of Zheng Hao and Song Yi, has been successfully sublimated into social issues such as "Is it normal for rock bands to be arrogant and provocative and their private lives to be chaotic" and "How do adults define ambiguity and dating?" , Even the news media began to follow up and report.

Wan Jingjing sat on the sofa in the conference room with his legs bent, pinching his eyebrows, his face full of irritability:

"Originally it was just a gray area issue. Zheng Hao will be fine after hiding for a few days. Now you are swearing at netizens with swear words, which is really misbehavior. The apology is all written, you choose it yourself, and record the video as you read. Or use your account to post on Weibo."

Zheng Hao also came over, picked up the apology that Xiaojie had just printed out, frowned and said, "Is this necessary? We are a punk band, and we are not those big stars."

Hearing Zheng Hao's support, Wan Jingjing became angry again: "Now you say you are not a celebrity? Why don't you say it when you want to be popular?"

"That's not what I mean, no, we are a band, and whether we are popular depends on the works, and it's not these messy things?"

"Did I provoke these messy things? Why didn't you think about making a good work when you were dating?"

"Brother Wan, you're outrageous." Song Yi couldn't take it anymore and interrupted.

But the two didn't listen to him at all.

"When it comes to work, can you not be emotional?" Zheng Hao spoke harshly.

"What mood am I in?"

"I know you've been brooding over my dating, but can we keep it private?"

"You know what a fart, do you know how I clean up the mess for you every time you are photographed and exposed?"

"Am I begging you? Am I begging you to be my agent? Did you know these things about me on the first day?"

Song Yi: "Are you two off topic?"

After Wan Jingjing heard the last sentence, he stood up without saying a word.

Song Yixu babbled to persuade the fight.He ignored it and rushed straight to the mop in the corner.

The others regained their composure and thought he was going to use a mop to do it, so they hurried over to stop him: "Don't say goodbye to Brother Wan, speak up if you have something to say."

But he just plunged his head into the trash can next to him—"Ouch..."

Only then did Zheng Hao calm down, took a look, and muttered in a low voice, "Oh, I said you'd get motion sickness."

"Ahem..." Wan Jingjing stood unsteadily, so he simply squatted down, holding on to the edge of the trash can without being too dirty, as if vomiting out the suffocation accumulated in the car from his abdominal cavity.

Several people were messing around with paper towels and water, but none of them had the vision to help him.

I don't want to bother him because of face, but seeing people can't squat anymore, Zheng Hao still walked over and knelt aside, while giving comfort on the back, while pinching the hand that was shaking more and more, the palm of the hand was cold It was cold, and the phone was soaked in cold sweat.

Wan Jingjing's body was on the verge of collapse, and he could hardly support his half-squatting posture, his voice was a little hoarse from the stomach acid: "This matter is over, I resign."

Zheng Hao patted his hand on the back and paused: "Don't be angry."

Turning his head and scolding Song Yi again: "Hurry up and get some water, and see how angry you are!"

Song Yi:?Am I angry? ?

But he didn't dare to refute, obediently handed over a bottle of water: "Brother Wan, I'm sorry."

After drinking saliva, Wan Jingjing finally calmed down a bit, looked down at the news on his mobile phone, and said in a hoarse voice:

"Just now, several partners have contacted me,

Next month's music festival performance, the event party withdrew the invitation;

The filming of the promotional video for sports drinks, the brand said it would be postponed;

There is also the theme song of the movie, the one you have recorded and handed over the master tape, according to the contract we must deal with the public opinion, otherwise not only will the music be for nothing, but we will also have to compensate..."

"Damn, it's so serious?" Song Yi was taken aback. "Then I'd better record an apology video."

Just as Zheng Hao wanted to scold Song Yi as a dog, he thought of Wan Jingjing's angry words just now, so he held back.

"Hurry up, if you listen to your Brother Wan, nothing will happen."

Song Yi again:? ? ?

That night, an apology draft was edited and picked by the two, and finally posted through the band's official Weibo.

Song Yi stood in front of the camera, scratching his head in embarrassment:

"I drank some wine and was agitated in the afternoon. Please forgive me. I apologize to the brothers and sisters who were scolded by me. If there is another time, I will try to respond in a civilized manner without swearing."

The last two sentences were added by Zheng Hao. He said that even if he apologized, as a punk band, he should not pretend to be a grandson too much.

And also reposted it with his own Weibo account——@夏日冰粉 (referred to as) Battery: [Brother, I got the idea to stand up for me. Be careful next time. If this happens, call me together. Let’s finish copying it today. Let's talk about the Heart Sutra. 】

Wan Jingjing's noncommittal is acquiescence. In fact, he does not interfere with daily behaviors that are not particularly out of line.If a band doesn't have its own personality and temperament, it really has no charm.

Many netizens were indeed amused by the two people's one-on-one responses. Coupled with the media and navy they arranged, the public opinion finally regained some momentum and became "Summer Ice Fan Band Upright" "Battery Brother and Song Yi Difficult Brothers" "A real punk's way of apologizing"...

Of course, there are still many critical voices, and there are also black fans in the rolling circle.

Some people have long thought that Zheng Hao and his band were not pleasing to the eye, and they took advantage of his exaggerated behavior in previous performances - from the first time he hit someone with a battery, to this time he hit a fan with a microphone, plus the truth and falsehood in the past few years The fake peachy news was sorted out one by one, and the name "Battery Brother" was hung on the hot spots of various social platforms for several days.

Wan Jingjing led the company's people to stay up for several days, relying on such a team of three or five people to carry out the crisis public relations after becoming popular.

Zheng Hao is happy to hear this. In his own words, "I have been scolded since I was a child, and I am not used to not being scolded."

Relying on a pair of skins, he accidentally harvested a group of girl fans outside the circle.

The only trouble is that fans focus on his appearance and personality, and few people listen to his songs.

For this reason, Zheng Hao stopped for several days, retreated to create a new album, and fulfilled the rhetoric of "relying on his works" that he told Wan Jingjing.

But after it seemed that the dust had settled, two messages were received:

One is Song Yi, who proposed to leave the group;

The other is Wan Jingjing's intention to resign.

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