over distance

It is said that the new semester has a new atmosphere, but this new atmosphere has only lasted for less than a week before it collapsed.

According to Yang Huai, whose head was almost peeled off, what happened that day was like this.

He was sitting in the last row, his nose couldn't breathe, and he felt his nose was about to flow out. He ran out of tissues, so he borrowed paper from a girl in the next row. pass her.

It was with this probe that an iron box slammed down firmly on the blackboard behind his head, and then he heard someone scold: "Don't be so aggressive, get out if you don't stay."

Everyone was startled by the sound of the iron box hitting the blackboard. They all looked at Li Yu who threw the box, and Yang Huai who was almost smashed.

In fact, in the final analysis, he was just a passerby in this accident.

The real development of things is like this, there is a classmate, Zhang Qing who was scolded, and he started to find faults in class again.

In the arts and science class with a new division in the second semester of senior high school, Zhang Qing found trouble in Chinese class, biology class, and English class no less than five times in just one week of class. The strings in my heart jumped.

This class is a biology class. The teacher was talking about the food chain, and he talked about anteaters. The teacher said, why do anteaters eat ants?The teacher just said such a meaning, but he took the bait, an anteater can still be called an anteater if it doesn't eat ants!

The teacher swallowed the words about the food chain abruptly.

Yang Huai heard this, and was still thinking at the time, this kid is awesome, what he said is quite reasonable!

After a while, the teacher talked about the dog again.

"Why don't our Chinese dogs mate with foreign dogs!"

Zhang Qing said, "Because of the language barrier!"

"..."

The class seemed to explode, and the laughter was buzzing, Yang Huai also laughed, and the smile was quite happy.

"It's so cool, it's so funny!"

He also quarreled with the people around him.

Then the teacher patted the table twice and shouted to be quiet, and the laughter in the classroom stopped.

Yang Huai was not in the mood to attend class at all, he was sending text messages down, put away his phone, borrowed some paper from the girl next to him, and then threw the iron box over.

The head teacher was pulled over by the biology teacher who went to sue, and invited all the offenders out to understand the situation.

"Fuck," Yang Huai patted his head in fear, Li Yu was not sure what to do, "What's going on."

A fat man next to him said: "Zhang Qing wanted to go to the bathroom, but the teacher didn't agree, so he just sat there and broke up. Li Yu couldn't stand it, and then threw an iron box over."

He picked up the iron box and found that it was a contact lens box, and the small mirror inside was shattered. Then a girl in the front row ran over, holding the box and said distressedly: "Hey, I just bought it."

Yang Huai straightened his legs, stepped on the stool of the person in front, leaned back, leaned his head against the wall behind, and said to the fat man next to him, "Hey, Brother Dalong, I guess someone hit me again."

Zhu Zilong stretched his waist: "It's enough to fight, Zhang Qing doesn't look like he can take care of things."

Yang Huai and Li Yu belonged to Class 7. In this class, only the two boys stayed in this class. The rest who were better than them were divided into Class 8 and Class 7. Now in this class, the former [-] There are the most people in the class. There was a saying among the teachers and students in the first grade of high school. The third class and the sixth class are the most chaotic on the first floor, and the seventh class is the most chaotic on the second floor. , the former head teacher was unwilling to take it, and then sent a female teacher who had just finished her maternity leave. , but I don't care about those for the time being, because I didn't understand it before, but now, let's talk about it first, I am the person who is most willing to put up a stick. The stick is broken."

As soon as she finished speaking, the students all applauded. Yang Huai was in the last row, smiling at Zhu Zilong next to him, and his eyes disappeared.

The teacher clapped his hands and signaled everyone to be quiet, "But the principal was afraid that I wouldn't be able to frighten (he) you, so he gave me a privilege."

Everyone was waiting for that privilege, and the teacher didn't intend to keep it secret, "I was given two quotas for direct expulsion. I don't need to report. I can directly tell the principal that this child was expelled by me. The principal directly contacted the finance department. I will refund your money, you are afraid that the school will not refund your tuition fees, so you don’t have to worry about it now, so, those who want to cause trouble, those who want to stand up, and those who want to refund tuition fees, you can do whatever you want.”

The teacher took them to the office and planned to talk about a class, because when the Chinese teacher was in class in the next class, the head teacher appeared at the door and said to the Chinese teacher: "I will communicate with these two children first, and you will take the class first."

The Chinese teacher glanced at Li Yu and Zhang Qing, then nodded, then glanced roughly at the class, and said, "No one is skipping class."

The class teacher stared, looked around the class, and finally said: "No one in my class dares to skip class. If anyone skips class, you should write it down, and I will talk about it at the end."

I forgot to mention that this Chinese teacher is the head teacher of the original Class 6, and also the head teacher of the new Class 7, but he refused because he was afraid that he would not be able to control it, because one of the reasons why the original Class 46 was notorious was that the class was skipping classes, maybe [-] People's classes are only fractions of the single digits behind.

The Chinese teacher’s surname is Zhang, and the biggest feature of every lecture is the white foam on the corner of the mouth. Yang Huai didn’t notice it at first. He sat too far back, and he didn’t wear glasses, so he couldn’t see things clearly. The girls around him were whispering. At that time, he took a serious look with his glasses, but regretted it.

He is never sleepy when he is in class, because there are too many things to do when he is not listening to the class, so he is also very energetic. When he looks up from his mobile phone, the whole class is sitting and listening. Can count, most people are asleep.

Holy crap, it's only the third class, and he took another look at Mr. Zhang who was talking to the classmates who were sitting there, and he really admired him from the bottom of his heart.

After class was finally over, Yang Huai tugged at the zipper of the down jacket on his body, took out his pocket, and then strode out of the class to the target location, the men's room.

Men's restrooms in their school have no doors, in order to prevent students from smoking. When the teacher came to check, he had time to destroy the evidence. This time there is no door, and it is clear what he is doing.

He wobbled to the innermost compartment, facing the wall, and just as he took out his cigarette, the room he was in was kicked. His hands trembled, and he quickly stuffed the cigarette into his sleeve.

Turning around, it turned out to be the source of the car.

"You are so aggressive, you scared my father to death."

Che Yuan was originally in the same class as him, a very good friend, with very big eyes, but the person he was looking for had small eyes.

Che Yuan squeezed in and said, "Give me one."

"Let me tell you, the toilet on the second floor doesn't have the fragrance of the first floor!"

Yang Huai took out the cigarette from his sleeve and handed him a new one.

This is not the peak season for smoking, and teachers generally don't come over.

Yang Huai raised his hand and said to the people standing outside: "Hey, buddy, help me to watch."

Generally, when teachers come to catch cigarettes, they will see a group of people coming to the toilet in groups, which is definitely not a good thing.

He took two quick puffs of cigarettes, and when he came out, he saw that the man hadn't left yet. Yang Huai took another look, and found that he was still quite familiar, as if he had seen him before.

"Thank you buddy!"

After returning to the class, Yang Huai remembered that this person seemed to be a classmate of his class.

Sure enough, when the man came back, he confirmed his thoughts.

I haven't seen this person before, so he must be a dull guy.

Yang Huai thought while shaking his legs.

Zuo Zhan didn’t feel well in his stomach today, and his head was dizzy. He fell asleep when he came to the class. He didn’t know the time of the biology class. After waking up, he was in time for class. When the button was flushing the toilet, the mobile phone slipped out of the pants of the school uniform, bouncing and bouncing directly into the sewer.

Zuo Zhan was speechless.

Who knows who has no eyesight next door even let him see the teacher. He was so dumb that he looked at the toilet that had been flushed and sighed in his heart.

The neighbor next door seemed to be smoking very quickly, and then came out, and said thank you to him, thank you, sister!

Originally, if the mobile phone fell into the toilet, if it was not flushed, you could pick it up with the clips that the cleaning aunt used to pick up the trash, but now it has been flushed, and it must not be found.

Zuo Zhan lost his cell phone, his stomach doesn't seem to hurt much, and his head seems to be clearer.

While washing his hands, he scolded himself for not being able to use the urinal, so he had to go to the pit to join in the fun.

After the Chinese class, there was a math class for the head teacher. The teacher brought two parties to the class. The two stood on both sides of the podium with their heads bowed.

Zuo Zhan was sitting near the radiator. He put his arms on the radiator and borrowed his phone from the back table.

Now I don't have the heart to look at the results. If the phone is gone, I still have to talk to his brother.

After sending a text message, his brother replied quickly, so instead of buying a mobile phone, buy a card.He thought that the number of his brother, a big star, should not be passed on to the public, so he deleted the text message and returned it to his classmates.

The teacher said to start the class first, and asked the two students to return to their seats first, and then talked about them after the class was over.

Zuo Zhan likes math class very much. He has always been good at studying. Before he was divided into classes, his grades were only fair, but his liberal arts were very weak, so weak that he could pull his strengths to the lowest level, so his grades were always good. medium.

The teacher finished the class and looked at the remaining time. After about 10 minutes, the teacher called them both up.

"I've learned about this matter. Li Yu is the monitor of our class. He was impulsive for a while, but the main reason is to let the students in our class study hard and not let individual students take up too much time. The biology teacher also meant the same thing. Zhang Qing also said that he made a mistake, and both of them apologized to each other in private. Of course, this matter cannot go on like this. The methods adopted by both of them were too radical. Each of them wrote a self-criticism and sent it to my office. Come on, no less than a thousand words. Do you have any objections?"

"No." Li Yu was the first to express his opinion.

"I do not have either."

"Okay, those two students sit down, that's all right, this class is over here, let's get out of class."